Chapter 521: The End of Flirting
The picture of the homepage is really beautiful.
The dark deep sea.
A crystal palace that shimmers with multicolored brilliance.
Algae green Weimei's long hair.
The back of the beauty with a faint brilliance in the sheep fat jade generally, every trace of muscle lines, is white and dazzling, and the grace is intoxicating.
"Ah, such a beautiful back, it's a pity not to cup. ”
Lin Beichen couldn't help but think.
"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? want to ...... Alive?"
[Lord of the Five Seas] sent another message.
Lin Beichen thought for a while and said, "Why do you want to harm me?"
The other party was silent for a moment.
"What did I do to you?"
The Lord of the Five Seas sent a message.
Lin Beichen smiled obscenely and replied to the message: "I like you." ”
The other party was silent again.
After a moment, he replied to the message and said, "Keep your mouth shut." ”
Lin Beichen took a look, yo, this is a chess opponent who will meet a good talent.
The other party will even be flirtatious with earthy love words?
He decided to show his wit and wit by answering the question, and said, "Keep my mouth in my mouth, because you want to kiss it?"
The other fell silent again.
It seems that this Lord of the Five Seas is far away from himself.
Otherwise, the transmission of text messages would not have taken such a long time.
When Lin Beichen thought about it, he felt more relieved.
Hahaha.
The chatter continued.
Anyway, across the network, if you have the ability, you can come and beat me along the 'network cable'.
"Do you know how to write dead words?"
[Lord of the Five Seas] sent another message.
Lin Beichen pondered for a while, and found that he didn't know how to answer the next sentence of this 'earthy love words'.
But this situation is not difficult for him.
"Are you tired?"
He asked directly.
The Lord of the Five Seas fell silent again.
Lin Beichen didn't give her time to think, and said, "I've been running in my head for a day, are you tired?"
The Lord of the Five Seas remained silent.
Lin Beichen asked continuously——
"I think you're a little weird today...... Strange cute. ”
"You know what I like to eat? Haha, I like to look at you stupidly. ”
"Are you particularly good at clamping dolls......? Heart?"
"There is a huge flaw in your life...... Disadvantages me. ”
A series of stinky and shameless flirtatious love words smashed over with a smash on the face.
After speaking, the [Lord of the Five Seas] was still silent.
Lin Beichen smiled.
Digest it slowly.
Anyway, he's just having a bad time.
I didn't think I really wanted to flirt with this APP, or to have a love affair across time and space.
Just as he was about to close the APP-
Ding dong.
Another message arrived.
"Lin Beichen, right?"
"Terran, you managed to get my attention. ”
"Hehe, the Nether Host True Continent Terran, I remember what you look like. ”
"In my long life, you are the first Terran to dare to speak to me like that, good, very good......"
"I hope you'll still be able to speak to me in this tone when my devotees have captured you, your human skin has been stripped off, and your skull has been placed on the altar filled with your own blood. ”
The news of [Lord of the Five Seas] reveals a kind of hideous gnashing of teeth between the lines.
"Can't afford to play, can you?"
When Lin Beichen saw it, he was also anxious.
What he fears most is that others threaten him.
"You were the first to tease me. ”
Lin Beichen was furious: "Do you know the phrase 'the first to flirt with the cheap', it was you who first said that you were very lonely, so I deliberately acted a little funny and wanted to ease the atmosphere." ”
"You say I'm cheap?"
[Lord of the Five Seas] replied to the private chat message in the APP, and said, "Hehe, villain, you really aroused my great interest...... Very well, I have decided, I will not pretend to be believers, but will kill you with my own hands. ”
When Lin Beichen heard this, he was immediately relieved.
"Haha, then you come to the nether realm. ”
Lin Beichen said: "Can you kill me across time and space?"
"You can come to the Upper Realm. ”
[Lord of the Five Seas] slowly said.
Lin Beichen said: "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm living a good life here, why do you want to go to the upper realm?"
"I can help you. ”
【Lord of the Five Seas】Dao.
"Huh?"
Lin Beichen didn't understand the brain circuit of this goddess a little.
"The opportunity to become a god is placed in front of you, will you refuse?"
"Can you resist the temptation of ascension?"
"Hehe, I will create all kinds of opportunities for you to soar in the Nether, let you grow, and make you invincible all the way......"
"I will provide you with all kinds of resources and opportunities, I will help you establish invincible martial arts confidence, let you have the ambition to become a god, so that you know that there is me waiting to kill you in the upper realm, and you can't help but want to give it a try......" "It's like doubling the most delicious poison in the world, you know that you will die if you drink it, but you still can't help but want to taste the taste of that dream drunkenness." ”
"Hehe, I want to thank you for the sudden joy of your presence in my long and boring life......"
[Lord of the Five Seas] sent dozens of messages in one go.
At the end, Lin Beichen could feel the excitement of the [Lord of the Five Seas] across the screen.
It's like a little girl who has been bored and lonely for thousands of years, and suddenly discovers a game that makes her ecstatic to relieve boredom, and she can't help but cheer.
Lin Beichen was also stunned.
This woman is really ......
What else can I say about this brain hole?
There is only one word -
Take spicy.
Could it be that the gods of the divine realm are so boring?
"Okay, then I'll wait for you to give me a chance. ”
Lin Beichen said: "What kind of opportunity are you going to give me now?"
"Hmmm......"
[Lord of the Five Seas] continued to chat privately and said, "Let me think about it, give this to you, you take this thing, go to the Sea Clan, any Sea Clan royal court can ask them for any cultivation resources you want...... Your strength is too weak, I can give you the opportunity, only the strong above the innate can truly refine. ”
The voice fell.
Ding dong.
A system message appears in the app.
"You have received a gift [Little Lucky Star] from the user [Lord of the Five Seas], the charm value will be increased by 1, and the return gift will deepen the other party's favor for you and make a good marriage. ”
The message box pops up.
Lin Beichen took a look.
Sure enough, in the APP system, I got a yellow cartoon five-pointed star.
Looks a bit like a starfish?
"Do you want to withdraw the gift now?"
After reading the message, a prompt box pops up below.
Lin Beichen rubbed his eyebrows with his middle finger.
"This little star, you gave it away?"
He sent a private chat to ask [Lord of the Five Seas].
"Hehe, poor stupid little man who has never seen the world, it is a sea god's order, with it, you can make a request to any sea clan royal court, and it will be satisfied...... Hehehe, how is it, are you excited?"
[Lord of the Five Seas] sneered.
Lin Beichen's eyes lit up: "You won't be lying to me, right?"
"Try it. ”
【Lord of the Five Seas】Dao.
Lin Beichen "......"
I'm so afraid I'll die if I try it.