readx;?“ Ding!" An extremely crisp, like a voice sounded in Dongfang Yu's mind, wishing the monkey god was obviously really anxious, ignoring Dongfang Yu's telling him not to make a move, reminding Dongfang Yu: "Dongfang, you are on the way." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info This kid's illusion is really powerful, and before you know it, it makes you go back to the past. If you want to jump off the cliff, then your illusion will come true, and your soul will be broken. ”

"Hehe," Dongfang Yu also said to the monkey god in the crystal skull: "This kid used my childhood illusion to deceive me, it was purely his bad luck." You think, I was twelve years old when I crossed over, how could I get into the evil deeds he weaved when I was seven or eight years old?"

"You stinky boy," the monkey god cried and laughed, "you played more realistically than him, and deceived my old man." ”

At this time, Dongfang Hu stood up and urged: "Brother, it's not early, let's jump." ”

"No, brother, I want you to continue to tell me stories as you did yesterday. Dongfang Yu was coquettish, and the two little feet were playing "swings" on the cliff, kicking the pebbles and falling down the mountain.

Dongfang Hu was stunned, looked at his brother's pure and flawless face, and asked, "Brother, where did we talk yesterday? What story do you want to hear?"

"Hee-hee, I want to hear you tell the story of peeking at my sister's bath, next time I want you to take me with me. ”

Dongfang Hu was stunned again, his eyes seemed to be a little confused, showing a smile but not a smile, as if he had fallen into a good memory.

"Brother, you're all a, don't slander me, say it quickly. Dongfang Yu's little hand poked Dongfang Tiger's armpits, urging in every possible way, "I learned, I want to go too, I fell in love with the sweet girl in the village." ”

"You're too young to make it. Dongfang Hu said: "You, you have to follow others all day long, so that you can know when they are taking a bath, when and where to take a bath." ”

"Tell me, where did that sister take a bath, how did you find out?" Dongfang Yu's big eyes flickered, staring at his brother's eyes expectantly, and there seemed to be something flowing in the middle of his forehead.

"She's ......"

Dongfang Hu no longer looked at his younger brother, his eyes became level, and the sunset rippled in his eyes, as if he was recalling the woman he had a crush on.

"I followed her for seventeen days, but I always met acquaintances on the way. You also know that we are so famous in Storm City, everyone knows us......"

Weirdly, Dongfang Hu naturally completed the role change, and now, he has become Bai Xiaoyu again.

"On the seventeenth day, I finally followed safely to the western slope of Fengling Mountain, where there was a light blue spring in the col. There was a two-order crane living in the spring pond, and no one else dared to come. Each time, she drove it away for a while, and only then began to wash ......"

"I don't dare to get too close, but it's too far to see clearly. So I stepped back a little and ran whirring, and I kept changing positions to approach, sometimes climbing up the tree, sometimes staying at the top of the slope, and sometimes swimming slowly far away......"

Dongfang Yu suddenly interrupted: "I don't believe it, brother, does that sister have to wash for so long?"

"Little brat, you know, girls take a long bath, they wash once, we can wash twenty times. Besides, my brother didn't just watch it once. From that day on, I went often. When I knew how often she washed it, I just went ahead and waited. ”

"Oh, brother, didn't that blue-headed crane run away when it saw you?

"I would have confessed it, I would not let it run, it would not dare to move. ”

Dongfang Yu wiped the halazi on the side of his mouth, and said enviously: "Brother, tell me, who is this sister? What is her name, I will never go to see it." ”

Bai Xiaoyu raised his hand and slapped Dongfang Yu on the head, and said angrily: "You dare to go and see, I can't kill you." She's Ling Mi'er, my Ling Mi'er. ”

......

Time went back half an hour, and the entire ring fell into an eerie silence, and everyone looked at the two big men in the ring.

They sat side by side, side by side on the jade floor, with innocent smiles on their faces that only children can have, and said something incomprehensible to each other.

Unconsciously, the topic entered the peeking at the big girl taking a bath like this, and actually made them say so freely and peacefully, innocently, poetically, and picturesquely, as if it was not dirty at all.

Nian Nujiao peeked at the insect singing, and the insect singing "smacked" and said, "Xianggong is so improper." ”

Nian Nujiao was stunned for a moment, and blurted out: "He peeked at you taking a bath?"

"Phew, you're going to die!"

When Bai Xiaoyu finally said the name "Ling Mi'er" under Dongfang Yu's step-by-step guidance, there was no imaginary tsunami-like laughter in the ring, and everyone became a "wax figure".

They were all abstract wax figures, and everyone was trying their best to open their mouths, so much so that it looked like everyone's mouths were deformed.

It's too beautiful to look at.

What destroyed this aesthetic conception was a roar that was completely out-and-out: "Bai Xiaoyu, get back! You dare to peek at me......"

Ling Tong was completely furious, and in public, his beloved disciple actually said that he often peeked at his daughter taking a bath.

It's bearable.

What's intolerable?

This roar, the first person to wake up was not Bai Xiaoyu, but everyone in the audience. People burst into laughter, some fell to the ground with their claws facing the sky, and some laughed and held their stomachs, and finally squatted on the ground and convulsed.

Bai Xiaoyu suddenly woke up, he jumped up, looked at Dongfang Yu who was unharmed, first a little confused, and then showed an extremely terrifying look, and asked with a stammering mouth: "Brother Dongfang, what happened just now?"

Dongfang Yu smiled, his face as kind as the spring breeze in March, "Brother Bai, I promise, nothing happened just now." ”

"No! Something must have happened. ”

"We just talked about our hearts, and talked about our ideals in life. ”

Bai Xiaoyu's face turned purple, and her lips trembled: "Impossible, I must have said something, what did I say, why is my master angry?"

Under the ring, there were a few bad boys who didn't laugh, and they were about to shout to reveal the mystery: "What are you talking about......"

Suddenly, a Miao Jia wearing a beige moon cut cloud skirt flew to the stage, stretched out her hand to Bai Xiaoyu, and said gently: "Brother Xiaoyu, you didn't say anything just now." ”

"Ling Mi'er," Bai Xiaoyu asked in confusion, "I really didn't say anything?"

Ling Mi'er flew her cheeks and said angrily: "You have to say that you like me in front of so many colleagues, can your father not be angry?"

Bai Xiaoyu was stunned suddenly, looked at the senior sister beside her in disbelief, and muttered, "I really said it?...... So, aren't you angry?"

"People are very happy......

There was a faint voice of infinite resentment in the distance, and it was not even heard by the masters, "What kind of sin have I done?"