Ten years ago, the "spoof" culture was in the ascendant on the Internet, and it was more deliberate to complain and create jokes, a bit like the current Hong Kong and Taiwan comedy films...... Of course, many cultural products that are based on "humor" and "funny" still feel like this.

At that time, the alpaca became a well-known "grass mud horse", and several other mythical beasts were also products of such Internet culture.

After the popularity of alpacas increased dramatically, it was vaguely seen that alpacas were being fed as pets, and now such pets are not uncommon, although they are not everywhere.

Zhu Juntang's alpaca comes from the Zhu family's camel hair industrial park in the Andes, which is the origin of alpacas, and Long Aotian is obviously a lucky person to be able to become Zhu Juntang's pet.

When it comes to alpacas, it is necessary to popularize the science that alpacas and alpacas are different, alpacas are alpaca species of the alpaca family of the artiodactyl alpaca family, generally called small alpacas, and alpacas are large alpacas, which are alpaca species of the alpaca family of the artiodactyl family alpaca family.

It is dangerous to think that alpacas are camels and alpacas are sheep, after all, there are studies that show that being abducted by aliens must answer the insidious trap question of who is the camel and who is the sheep of the alpaca and the alpaca.

"It's so cute, I want to take a picture with it. An Nuan saw Long Aotian tilting his head, so he also tilted his head to look at it, and imitated Long Aotian's squinting expression.

An Nuan is often irresistible to such funny and cute things, such as her favorite funny pillow.

"It's okay to take a group photo, don't get too close, don't touch it, it's fine. Zhu Juntang also squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, "Don't you think it looks like Liu Changan?"

An Nuan laughed out loud, I really don't know what Zhu Juntang thinks, her boyfriend is not a little fresh meat touted by makeup, beauty, hairstyle and niche aesthetics, he is absolutely at the level of a male god, especially his temperament...... Hey?

An Nuan looked at it carefully, after the alpaca turned its head to look at her, there was no other movement, the end of the golden hair on the top of the head trembled lightly in the morning breeze, the quiet feeling, the flat eyes, and the temperament of standing still and steady......

"It's really a bit of Liu Changan's feeling...... Hahaha......" Han Zhizhi pushed An Nuan and laughed wildly.

Zhu Juntang was very satisfied with their reactions, she took a photo of Liu Changan a while ago, and asked people to find pets that looked like Liu Changan, but there really was no animal that could look like Liu Changan, but she found an alpaca with a temperament similar to Liu Changan.

This is also the reason why Zhu Juntang named the alpaca Long Aotian, after all, it would be too dangerous to call him "Door Master" or something like that, and he still had Qin Yanan by his side, Zhong Qing was a licking dog and fox spirit who belonged to Liu Chang'an, and he couldn't tell when he would betray Zhu Juntang.

But it's no problem to call Long Aotian, it reflects that Liu Changan is the same as the king of urban soldiers and the campus boys.

Isn't it? Qin Yanan, a royal sister teacher from a wealthy family, a beautiful girl school flower like An Nuan, and a gentle and virtuous young wife neighbor...... It's all standard.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi took a photo with the alpaca enthusiastically, and An Nuan also took a photo of her and Liu Changan and a photo with the alpaca.

After taking the photo, Zhu Juntang took out a rocket apple from the pocket in front of his skirt, fed it to Long Aotian to eat, and patted its neck, the alpaca is not as tall as an alpaca, and Zhu Juntang is also very convenient to touch.

Zhu Juntang glanced at An Nuan's long legs, this Baolong Center Building No. 1 probably has no problem touching the head of an alpaca that is more than two meters tall, the legs are so long, longer than an alpaca, it has this effect, and there is no other meaning.

"You don't have a problem touching it, right?" Han Zhizhi watched enviously as Zhu Juntang touched the alpaca, she also wanted to touch it, seeing the fluffy and fluffy little animal, who didn't want to touch it and play with it? But she was even more afraid of being spitted on.

"Of course there's no problem with her raising it herself, how long have you been raising it?" An Nuan was also envious, she also wanted to touch, seeing the fluffy and fluffy little animals, who didn't want to touch and play?

"I didn't have it for long, I just like to play with pets, I don't like to have pets, they will poop and defecate casually. My pets were all raised and given to me by others, but I have been close to animals since I was a child, and even if they are not raised by me, they are obedient in my hands. Zhu Juntang said habitually.

She is a fairy, except for extraordinary creatures like Liu Changan, ordinary humans and small animals, don't they all have to bow down in front of her and bow down under her beautiful fairy skirt?

"Do you still lack pets? I don't dislike them for defecating and defecating casually, do you still have pets to raise?" Han Zhizhi said positively.

Zhu Juntang frowned slightly, thought for a while, and was about to speak, An Nuan saw that she was serious, and quickly explained: "Miss Zhu, she was joking." Soon she started school, and she had a hamster that was sick and would only feed the hamster rat poison. ”

"That's my classmate!" Han Zhizhi explained dissatisfiedly.

"I have a classmate, I have a friend, don't they all mean the same thing?" An Nuan said with a smile.

"The hamster is sick, what's the problem with feeding it rat poison?" Zhu Juntang looked at An Nuan suspiciously, "If the mouse is sick and doesn't eat rat poison, what does it eat?" Or is the hamster not a mouse?"

Han Zhizhi and An Nuan looked at Zhu Juntang together and were stunned for a moment, and found that she was serious.

It's normal to think about it, judging from Zhu Juntang's living environment, if she has seen mice, she is considered well-informed, and she may not have been exposed to related knowledge points such as "removing the four pests" and "plague".

"Nothing, I want to raise a little alpaca. An Nuan looked down at the alpaca, this is only a little too big, the small one is easy to raise, and it is more cute, "Will your alpaca give birth to a baby?"

Just like many people's cats and dogs are pregnant, they have friends who come to book the cubs.

"It's an alpaca, and a alpaca doesn't give birth to babies. Zhu Juntang shook his head, "But I know that there are specially cultivated small alpacas, if you want, I will have someone send one over." ”

"Ah...... Thank you. If I really want to raise it, I don't actually have the energy and time. An Nuan hurriedly said, unless she and Liu Changan get married in the future, you can raise ...... Now that she wants to have a pet, Professor Liu will use the knowledge accumulated in her circle of friends to reprimand An Nuan, what kind of toxoplasmosis, parasites, pets eat children, and so on.

Professor Liu doesn't care if other people's pets are pets or not, and he thinks other people's pets are cute, but his own domestic ones are not allowed.

The corners of Zhu Juntang's mouth are slightly upturned, ordinary people are like this, they always like this, like that, want this and want that, but often they really have the opportunity to get what she wants, but they will look forward and backward, and have a lot of concerns, from simple wants, to realistic considerations, and the result is often to give up their likes and interests.

It is precisely because of this that the protagonists of fairy tales are often princesses and princes, or princesses or princes on one side, at least someone who can thwart that reality and have enough capital to maintain the fairy tale.

The stories of ordinary people are much more realistic, which is the source of the creation of many urban realistic emotional dramas, and the fairy tale story has been made into an idol drama of the daughters of the domineering president and wealthy families.

Zhu Juntang wanted to take this as a starting point to comment on the love between An Nuan and Liu Changan in depth, and secretly helped Qin Yanan and Bai Wei, but suddenly felt that his little socks and skirt were trembling with fear, and his buttocks ached faintly, so he pursed his lips and gave up commenting.

"Is it that if you open your mouth and others don't accept it, you will be very uncomfortable?" An Nuan saw Zhu Juntang's constipated expression, hesitated and asked, although ordinary people should not have such a strange uncomfortable point, but she is Zhu Juntang, maybe she will.

"Oh, no. ”

An Nuan smiled, is she a little prejudiced against Zhu Juntang? In fact, she is not the kind of person who is particularly difficult to contact.

At this time, two girls walked this way, but they were blocked by a strong man in a black suit, it turned out that they saw An Nuan Han Zhizhi and the alpaca taking a group photo, and they also wanted to take a group photo.

An Nuan noticed that just now she only saw Zhu Juntang standing here with an alpaca in hand, under the towering skyscrapers, in front of the gorgeous store of the luxury brand, a little lonely, in fact, this loneliness is simply the isolation layer she arranged herself.

Around Zhu Juntang, there were seven or eight men and women in suits and uniforms, who seemed to be just walking around and looking around with nothing to do, but as long as anyone tried to get close to Zhu Juntang, they would be blocked or persuaded to leave.

"Han Zhizhi!"

At this time, a tall and thin, ****** young man who looked very much like "Wang Leehom of the Gardening World" in "The Richest Man in Xihong City" ran over.

Seeing that it was someone who knew his eldest lady's friend, the strong man in the suit who was suspected of being a baker did not stop him.

"Han Zhizhi, didn't you say that you are not free today?" The young man stood in front of Han Zhizhi, gasped twice, put his hands in his pockets, and said with a smile.

"yes, I'm going to go shopping with my little sister. Han Zhizhi pointed at An Nuan and said.

An Nuan understood that this was the blind date that Han Zhizhi had dropped...... In fact, it's not a pigeon, after all, it's just Professor Ling's arrangement, Han Zhizhi didn't agree, and found a reason to tell the boy named Xu Che in front of him that he couldn't meet today.

Xu Che's eyes fell on An Nuan, and he was attracted by the immortal aura next to him, and his eyes swept back and forth on An Nuan and Zhu Juntang, a little unbelievable, Han Zhizhi's friends turned out to be such goddesses.

A tall girl, with a girl's coquettishness between her eyebrows, the gentle corners of her mouth and her watery eyes, but also with a touching charm, she is wearing pencil pants that show her legs, she is obviously very confident in her legs and figure, the hip line seems to be stuffed with two small volleyballs in her pants, her waist and upper body are straight, and her posture is straight, not like many tall girls who have not undergone professional physical training.

Xu Che has never seen such a perfect combination of appearance and figure, she is wearing a pink coat with rabbit ears on her upper body, plush and cute, as if people will recall this picture countless times in their dreams in the future when they look back.

Another shorter girl, wearing a complex and luxurious princess dress, like a classical court dress, combined with the style of modern ACG culture, with a fine hollow pattern of light gauze on the skirt, there are shiny gems under the skirt, the bright beauty in the morning light, as if the universe starry sky hidden under her skirt, the white stockings are even more eye-catching, righteous light.

For a moment, Xu Che even had the urge to kneel in front of her, pressing his hands on the ground and leaning forward, so that he could kiss her expensive ostrich leather princess shoes and smell the aroma of leather and stockings carefully.

"If you're not available, you're not free, anyway, it's your parents who are worried about it, and I can see that you don't expect anything from me, in fact, I'm the same. Xu Che stretched, such a statement can not only save his face, but also avoid the two beautiful girls in front of him from preconceived thinking that he and Han Zhizhi have an ambiguous relationship, so as to keep a distance from him.

"That's good. "Han Zhizhi is not surprised, there are An Nuan and Zhu Juntang by his side, if Xu Che turns a blind eye to them, he has to date her, even if Han Zhizhi will not agree, but at least he will be impressed by him...... The man was blind, but it did not interfere with his daily life in the slightest.

"Get to know, my name is Xu Che, and I am a world friend with Han Zhizhi's family. Xu Che generously asked to get acquainted.

Xu Che knows very well that many times he hides his thoughts, cautiously tries or uses some small means, which is often annoying, it is better to say generously that he wants to make a friend, as long as he is sincere and polite, normal people will not refuse.

"Hello, I'm An Nuan. "An Nuan is a normal person, and it doesn't matter if she reveals her name, but in fact, it also depends on Han Zhizhi's face...... An Nuan knew that there must be a lot of water in the "world friends", and if they were really close "world friends" and they were peers, how could An Nuan not know each other? She and Han Zhizhi basically never separated much before college.

After hearing An Nuan's name, Xu Che smiled slightly, and did not look like he was putting all his attention on An Nuan, and immediately went to chat with An Nuan, but looked at Zhu Juntang expectantly as if he was making friends normally.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Zhu Juntang frowned, she was a fairy, high up, she had long been used to the limelight, walking on the street and peeking at her from afar, she wouldn't mind, but a stranger came up to her and stared at her, which was obviously unacceptable.

Zhu Juntang showed a very high emotional intelligence at this time, because she knew how to look at An Nuan and Han Zhizhi's faces, she didn't snap her fingers, but just reminded the other party to pay attention.

"I ...... I just want to know your name. Xu Che was stunned for a moment, and still generously expressed his expectations.

Zhu Juntang turned his head and continued to touch his alpaca, he wanted to know her name was his business, and Zhu Juntang didn't have any reason or need to cooperate with the telling.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi couldn't help laughing, because they couldn't help but think of Wu Fan's experience at the same time, but they were not very familiar with Xu Che, so there was no need to remind anything.

What's more, Xu Che seems to just want to make friends and get to know each other...... There is no need to preconceive that Xu Che wants to talk to Zhu Juntang, of course, there is no need to tell Xu Che that talking to Zhu Juntang is a very dangerous thing.

Xu Che was a little embarrassed, noticed Zhu Juntang's alpaca, reached out and touched the alpaca's neck, and continued to find words: "Is this your pet?"

"I didn't raise it, could it be your mother?" Zhu Juntang watched Xu Che touch the alpaca's neck, how can these people always talk nonsense, if it were Liu Changan, he would definitely say: You see that after this alpaca was touched, it stirred its ears and its tongue crackled, this is a warning, it is going to spit.

Xu Che was a little speechless, so he had to continue to stroke the alpaca's neck, "It's rare for someone to keep this kind of thing as a pet." ”

Long Aotian continued to shake his ears, his tongue crackled, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, and squirted a steaming green liquid towards Xu Che.

It's like having diarrhea for a long time, and finally sitting on the toilet and exploding out.

"Ah...... I...... shit ......" Xu Che was sprayed in the face and then fell to the ground, this feeling is really no different from being vomited by a drunkard.

Xu Che only felt that there were those things in his mouth, nose, eyes, and ears, opened his mouth slightly, tasted the tip of his tongue, and suddenly vomited according to his neck.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi retreated again and again, gloating in surprise, originally thinking that it was unwise for Chaozhu Juntang to talk to him, but they didn't expect the disaster to come so quickly.

Zhu Juntang frowned, had to snap his fingers, ordered someone to come over and deal with the scene, and then led Long Aotian to the side.

"This ...... These liquids aren't poisonous, right?" asked Han Zhizhi with kindness and concern.

"It's not toxic. If he is poisoned, are you going to feed him rat poison?" Zhu Juntang shook his head, although the bad old man always said that Zhu Juntang had no knowledge and no common sense, but obviously compared to ordinary girls, he was outstanding in terms of knowledge.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi laughed again, the embarrassed Xu Che, the stalk of rat poison, made people unable to control their expressions.

At this moment, a young woman with a Korean semi-permanent face walked up, holding a red round stick in her hand, followed by a cat walking cart with a round orange cat lying on the car.

I saw that she threw the round rod in her hand forward, and the cat walking cart without a rope connection automatically drove forward, and when she held it in her hand and did not move, the cat walking cart stopped not far behind her.

Obviously, this is a Bluetooth-controlled smart cat walking car, seeing her standing behind Zhu Juntang, An Nuan understands that this is Zhu Juntang's cat and cat keeper.

"My cat is called the Holy Maiden, and I have a dog called the doorman. Zhu Juntang said to An Nuan.

"Oh. An Nuan felt that if she had a cat herself, she might call it: Slide Shovel.

"I recently learned a curse word. Zhu Juntang's expression was serious, without revealing any flaws, his good-looking nose was wrinkled, and his eyes were squinted again, looking narrow and charming, "Dog...... Day...... Target. ”

"This is a daily street scolding that is used all over the country, and we use it less here. Zhu Juntang's tone seemed to be simply telling others that she had learned the word, and An Nuan didn't feel that she was scolding.

"Hmm. Zhu Juntang turned back to Jin Xiaomei and said, "After you finish walking the holy girl, take the door master for a run." Remember to put an electric shock collar on the doorkeeper so that you don't lose control of it. ”

The owner of the door is a large dog with super strength, except for the five big and three thick strong women, ordinary women can't hold it at all when it tries to break free or is suddenly attracted to something and goes crazy.

"Okay, Third Miss......" Jin Xiaomei continued to walk the saintess.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi watched Jin Xiaomei leave, not knowing what the point of walking the cat like this was...... But this cat is really enjoyable.

"Are you here to shop?" Zhu Juntang suddenly felt in a good mood, and asked enthusiastically with her alpaca in her hand.

"Well, I want to buy a bag. Han Zhizhi nodded.

"Oh, I'm a super VIP guest at all the counters in this mall, maybe I can help you get a little bit of a discount. Zhu Juntang led the alpaca to the mall.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi hurriedly followed, even if it was a little discount...... Zhu Juntang is really a down-to-earth daughter.

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BIG ZHANGJIE ,QIU YUEPIAO (BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE'S EDUCATION LEVEL, SO I ONLY USED AN ENGLISH WORD, SO THAT IT SEEMED THAT I WAS LITERATE AND WOULD NOT HINDER ME FROM ASKING FOR A MONTHLY PASS)