In fact, Gaia's appearance was not unexpected at all. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

None of the people present were surprised.

The impact that has just occurred here is so earth-shattering that it greatly exceeds the precedent of the largest well-documented explosion in human history. Its strength is only less than that of the so-called orogenic movement in the late White Period.

Even if Gaia is a hibernating turtle, she has to wake up with such a hard hammer on the shell, even if she wants to pretend to be asleep.

The metaphor of "smashing glass" is actually a perfunctory statement that greatly reduces the severity of the matter, it seems that Lao Sa is really injured internally, and when facing Gaia, even an alien superstrong man of Sargeras's level also reveals an attempt to make a big thing small.

In fact, this serial impact should at least be regarded as a high-altitude projectile, smashing a deep dent on the lid of someone's pot.

The dents may only be aesthetically detrimental and do not affect the performance of the lid.

But under such a collision, it has brought about a butterfly effect, and the chain consequences are not simple aesthetic problems. The grip of the lid also loosened badly, and then fell off, which is a serious nature. If the grip is gone, how can I hold the lid? This seriously damages the use value of the lid.

Scientifically speaking, because there is no grip and cannot be held by hand in piping hot mode, one of the core properties of the pot lid is destroyed. It was changed due to the absence or damage of critical parts. This is a qualitative change.

The important grip lost in the chain effect is the Chinese capital that mysteriously disappeared in the earthquake. This large area of extremely important surface buildings in the Beijing-Tianjin-Tang area was suddenly wiped out by the earthquake, and its severity was no less than that of a hot pot lid suddenly without a grip.

So Lao Sa is obviously pretending to be wrong.

So Gaia came out to quarrel with Lao Sa, in fact, it was imperative, not surprising at all.

However, a great god is a great god after all.

The spiritual realm of the great god is indeed much higher than that of some chengguan and some paranoid science and engineering men. If you change the chengguan and meet the polytechnic man, most of them will quarrel, and the chengguan will definitely not be able to talk about the polytechnic man, and when he is in a hurry, he will start beating people.

Gaia is obviously not an Earth City Manager, and Sargeras is not a stubborn and abstract science and engineering man, so these two guys did not directly move roughly.

However, it did not pursue the harmonious ideas advocated by the Chinese government. Although there was no physical altercation, there was no cordial and friendly handshake at the first time.

Mr. Meng De, who was the leader of the black-bellied sect, stood up bravely.

Hahaha raised his head and laughed three times.

"Hahaha! I want to fight, don't you? I like to watch action movies the most! Especially when a man and a woman fight. ”

Squinting sideways at the Great Goddess from the depths of the earth, the Great Goddess was covered in flames, and the components of liquid metal flowed faintly in the light and shadow. The graceful appearance of the humanoid goddess is completely devoid, and it looks like a large three-dimensional stream of burning molten metal.

Brother had a disappointed look on his face, and looked back at Sargeras, Lao Sa didn't have an ugly sheep's head like in Blizzard games, he showed a more similar appearance to a giant. He is two and a half meters tall, with a large waist and a round waist, and wears gold shining alloy armor, but he does not have a fully enclosed helmet on his head.

nodded at Lao Sa, and seemed to be satisfied with the actor's style.

"The male god is great! The goddess is too tasteless! It stands to reason that as an audience, I should consciously buy tickets, resist piracy, and support originality. But due to the current situation, I only bought half of the ticket. ”

Everyone is the most awesome existence above the gods, mind reading or something is pediatric, and the ability to perceive the fluctuations of consciousness is all leveraged. As soon as the Black Belly Sect Master said this, everyone instantly understood what he meant.

Gaia trembled with rage, and the blazing metal flames suddenly exploded, and there was a constant crackling noise and a dull rumbling noise. It seems that her self-control is really poor, at least the electromagnetic cannon ability above lv.10 is leaking out very willfully, and a series of small nuclear fusions are also gaining momentum.

But Brother is not afraid.

Although Aunt Gaia can't control her pungent little temper, as a master, it is still no problem to retract and release her internal force freely, even if she detonates a thousand nuclear bombs because of impulse, I believe she has the ability to swallow the huge explosive energy back into her stomach.

Brother Chao means that he dislikes Gaia's appearance is too ugly, and refuses to buy a full ticket, only willing to pay half the price.

At this time, the supergod also sensed the extremely terrifying earthly fury, and felt as if the entire earth had become a huge powder keg that could explode at any moment. Chaoshen had to interrupt the YY delusion of giving benefits to Liu Chao and draw his attention back to the present.

However, although the super god was interrupted by Gaia's anger, he was also as fearless as Brother Chao.

I thought to myself that Aunt Gaia was a billion-year-old monster, more desolate than the Giant God of the Flood Desolation or something, she should be a super big man who had seen countless big scenes, right? How could she blow herself up for a mere disagreement? So the Supergod was not worried about Mother Earth's mental health at all.

At this time, Lao Sa said nonsensically, "Your planet is so strange! Why is the social rule set that a short man can buy a half ticket? Why don't big men enjoy half a ticket or even a free discount?"

Lao Sa is really coming to the global village for the first time.

His cognition of this world comes entirely from the consciousness scan of the supergod and the rose just now. The soul core of the super god is basically Liu Chao's, so his mind is full of two-dimensional elements. Rose doesn't know why she is also very focused on the second dimension, and it can be seen from her addiction to playing the role of a maid that the poison she has had in the second dimension is more than that of the supergod.

It's no wonder that Sargeras's IQ is too high, his learning ability is too strong, and his ability to integrate into the current situation is not usually fast. After all, it is a space-time giant who has guarded or conquered several different planes! Lao Sa has always paid great attention to quickly mingling with various civilizations in various planes in his past life.

As a result, he understood the spiritual world of the supergod and the rose maid almost instantly, and tried to "harmoniously" and "integrate" into this strange new dimension that had just been explored.

(In Lao Sa's eyes, this planet is actually a new toy, my father has played with it, my brother and sister have played with it, but my second brother has never played with it.) So the second brother expressed very, very interest in this. ）

So when Lao Sa spoke, it sounded like a dead house with a very serious illness in the second middle school.

And it's also a special kind of cute house, not only cute, but even a little sissy. Poor Lao Sa is not familiar with the place, and he has no time to correctly distinguish which of the two-dimensional elements is superior and which is inferior. He is a swallower. As a result, this imitation show became very weird, very similar to the high-nosed Dachuan brother from Canada, standing at the scene of the Spring Festival Gala and talking cross talk with Jiang Kun Maji.

Sargeras really didn't intend to destroy the earth casually, and it just so happened that the supergod had a lot of Guo Degang's jokes stored in his head. So Lao Sa took the initiative to play the role of a joker in the cross talk world in order to appease Gaia's emotions and let her not blow herself up indiscriminately.

Among the few people present, the one with the fastest rotation speed was Brother Cao.

As soon as Sargeras opened his mouth, Brother Cao knew that Lao Sa was an orderly and kind guy, and the alien hunk was so flamboyant, how could he hide it from the eyes of the Black Sect Master?

So Brother Chao smiled at Gaia and said, "Okay! It's my fault! Actually, I'm not short at all, I should have bought a full ticket, right? Okay! I admit I'm really not short!"

The generation of kings suddenly became stupid, raised their arms and shouted, "I! is! high!"

Immediately followed by a nagging old woman, she lowered her head and muttered, "Then I will endure the pain of slaughtering you, okay, the old man will bite his teeth and his heart will be crossed, and I will buy you a unanimous vote! But to be honest, this goddess is so strange! It's not that she doesn't have that ability, why doesn't she change her beauty style as she wants like other goddesses? An actor who respects the audience is a good actor!"

Gaia's anger finally couldn't be released, and she sighed weakly in a low voice, "I'm not an actress!"

In this way, this fight will not be able to fight.

This time, in fact, Sargeras's wit, coupled with Mr. Mengde's brazenness, flexibly used the funny game of pretending to be stupid, and used the art form of sketches and cross talk to skillfully save the imminent self-explosion crisis of the earth.

...... (To be continued.) )