7 On the method of giving birth to kittens
After flying over the twelve large and small sects scattered in the mountains, and the twenty-seven immortal cities, Liu Liu finally couldn't help but erupt. "Master, don't we have to go down and rest for a while? We've been flying for a day and a half! You've already cultivated and jumped out of the Three Realms! Your lovely apprentice still needs to go to the toilet!"www.biquge.info
The Baoguang Daoist, who seemed to be meditating, but was actually napping, was startled by the high octave of children's voice, "What's wrong, what's wrong? Apprentice, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Liu, who was five years old at the time, was so anxious that she jumped to her feet, "I want to go to the toilet, my cat wants to go to the toilet too! Can you let us go down? If you don't let us go? We'll pee on Yunteng! I'm only five years old anyway!"
Baoguang Daoist woke up completely, hurriedly pressed Yun Teng, "Don't, apprentice, you hold on! If you dirty Yun Teng, Huan Pei will scold you!"
Liu Liu's small hands crossed his waist, and King Song also squatted up, his paws tried to make a posture with his waist crossed, and said in unison, "Huan Pei doesn't know me, why do you want to scold me?!"
Baoguang was right when he thought about it, Huan Pei was the most reasonable, and he would definitely not scold his little apprentice! He would only scold himself for not taking good care of the little apprentice...... Baoguang Dao's face collapsed.
In a few words, Yun Teng had already landed, Liu Liu and Song Wang quickly flipped out together, ran two steps into the depths of the dense forest, and communicated as they ran, "Liu Liu, it seems that your master is quite powerful!"
"That's it, it seems that it will be good to please the master in the future, this obscene old man will mean it! Alas, you said that it would be nice if the master took in the apprentice this time!"
"Respect the teacher! Grandpa Bai taught, you forgot everything! You can't call him old man!" King Song's eyes rolled, "But I can still call him old man, hahaha!"
Liu Liu pouted, "Cut! I haven't officially apprenticed yet, when I get to Tianquan, I will definitely hug my master's thigh as soon as possible and switch to my mother's door!"
"Okay, okay, don't run, that old man can't see, pee fast! I'm going to suffocate, but fortunately I had my luck last night, otherwise I would have died!"
One person and one cat squatted down, and Liu Liu said wistfully: "King Song, you'll be fine, you'll be lucky in one night, and it's good to have experience in rebuilding." I don't know how to do it yet......"
"Don't be discouraged, your divine consciousness is still there, you used to practice fast, and now you must ...... Ahh
Liu Liu was also startled, followed the sound, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just a little snake, wait a minute, I'll lift my pants and help you take it off." ”
"Willow ...... Willow...... You, hurry up! I'm most afraid of snakes! Many friends have been eaten by snakes before!" King Song was so frightened that he was about to cry, how did he feel that he was still licked by something!
Liu Liu thought about it, as if she really had something to eat, she quickly fastened her belt, reached out to pull the little black snake, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, you used to be small, and the snake was too big, but this time it is a small snake, just like my branches...... Forehead...... Pine King, wait a little longer...... Why can't you pull it off!"
When King Song heard that it was a small snake, he became a little bolder, and slowly turned his head and glanced at it. Sure enough, it's not big, the little black snake is not as thick as its own tail, it's just mixed with its own tail, so I say that this slender tail is ugly and dead, and I have a big fluffy tail!
Liu Liu's whole body was used, like a tug-of-war, and the whole person fell backwards. The little snake was dragged and spit out the letter, and its small black eyes were tightly bound into a line, "If you don't come down!
Liu Liu was startled, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he fell and squatted, "Who?
The little black snake who regained his freedom flicked his tail, "Just you little girl, you still want to drag Master Ben down!
"Liuliu! It can speak! It is a little demon like us!" "The Pine King is not afraid anymore, he is afraid of those stupid snakes that have no wisdom and eat rats (squirrels) without saying a word, but the snake that has opened the wisdom is a companion.
The little snake swam forward a little and wrapped itself around the tail of the Pine King, "Who is like that stupid girl! I'm only like you! We are fairy beasts, not some kind of little demon who is not in the stream!"
Liu Liu patted the soil on her buttocks, and didn't explain, she didn't want to explain to the strange little demon, why she used to be a demon, but now she is a human, "If you can speak, you can say it earlier! Why are you entangled in silence! It's still a male banshee! Actually peeped at us going to the toilet!"
The little black snake blushed, "You are talking nonsense, I didn't peep! I am looking at it in the bright light! Uh, no, I didn't see anything!"
King Song was a little shy, "You are a male banshee, can you get off me, men and women are not kissed!"
Liu Liu: King Song, your painting style is wrong!
The little black snake's face was not red, "Why do you want to come down? You are my daughter-in-law! I should pester you!"
Liu Liu Petrochemical, "King Song, when will you make a private decision for life!"
King Song shyly stretched out his claws to cover his face, "No, snake snake, although you are very good-looking, but you and I are not the same species, we can't give birth to kittens!"
Liu Liu: Let me go back to Yunteng! I don't want to listen to these two shameless and shameless! Master, take me home!
The little black snake became more and more bold, and had already swam to the neck of the Pine King, wrapped it around, rubbed its little head next to the cat's face, stretched out the core and licked it, "The Pine King, my name is Momo." I Ma Ma said, when we cultivate the human body, we can give birth to little snakes and kittens and cats!"
King Song's eyes lit up, "Really, then, then I'll accept you as my boyfriend first! Let's go home together!"
"Okay, okay, where is your house, King Song? You can't be this stupid girl's pet beast, right?"
Liu Liu and Song King shook their heads together.
"That's good! I said that I must not find a master beast as a wife. By the way, my boyfriend is a god?"
"Boyfriend, it's ...... fiancé"
A cat and a snake walked happily towards Yunteng. Leaving Liu Liu alone in the wind, are they really just going down to the toilet? Hehe, think about it, as long as these two young people really get married in the future, the people in the cave room will come to ask: How did you two meet? King Song replied: My husband was spilled by me in a soak of urine.
This picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!
The Baoguang Dao man, who was a little bored, felt that he must have been dazzled, and he clearly remembered that the little apprentice's cat was pure white! Why did he finish going to the toilet and have an extra circle of black neck hair? If he looked closely, why was there an extra little snake? The Baoguang Dao man broke out in a cold sweat, not because he was afraid of how much attack this snake had. It's in the fairy mountain, you don't know how many old snakes there are behind this little snake!
"Apprentice! Apprentice, Throw that snake away! The immortal beasts in the fairy mountain can't be caught at will!"
"Master, I've tried, but I can't throw it away!" Liu Liu hung his head in frustration.
"It's broken, it's broken! How is this good! The biggest snake king in the mountain has been cultivated for three thousand years! I can't beat it as a teacher!" The Baoguang Dao people were nervous, and they only felt that the database in their heads was turning faster than ever before.
Liu Liu rolled her eyes, "Master, if you want to fight with a three-thousand-year-old demon, remember to send me away first." People won't come out of the hole to trouble you if they're fine, are you so idle?"
As the existence that was once closest to the big demon, Liu Liu knew very well what these monsters who had not yet cultivated to the big demon thought, on the one hand, Shouyuan was approaching, and on the other hand, the bottleneck was almost so much, which fool would have the kung fu to mind your nossy business!
"Apprentice, you don't know, the immortal beast boss has teamed up to issue a killing order. If you hunt immortal beasts privately, you will go to the earth and die until you die!"