Three Kingdoms Zhou Lang Yi Weizhou and Zhou Yu
Half past six in the morning is the last moment of playing against Zhou Gong, and for a sleeper, getting up at this point is tantamount to accepting torture. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 But what's even more cruel is that the sleep-deprived senior high school students, after struggling to get up at half past six, have to face the end of being late and scolded.
The glow of the morning sun lazily sprinkled on the narrow streets, and the stagnant water created by last night's rain shimmered, reflecting the reflection of this world. The ever-shifting reflection passed over a young man, the illusory, indistinct reflection shattered when a drop of dew smashed into the water, and the calm water was nowhere to be seen.
With a physics book in his hand and a ballpoint pen pinned to the pocket of his jeans, the young man who crossed the puddle kept running at an unhurried pace towards the school not far away, and when he turned a corner, he bumped into a figure turning at another fork.
According to the momentum theorem, Ft=mΔv, as a science student, the youth felt the product of mass and velocity with his body, that is, it hurts. The young man sat on the ground, his left hand sparing the back of his head, which had just touched the ground, afraid that something would go wrong. Then he raised his delicate face, wanting to see what the other party looked like, if it was the five big and three thick types, the young man would probably have to run away.
"Weizhou!" Hearing this familiar voice, although the young man's eyes had not yet moved to the person in front of him, he already knew who the person who had collided with him early in the morning.
"Bear child, it's you. Wei Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the dropped physical materials, stood up, and saw that the bear child, who was not tall and had a sturdy body, had already run to the front, so he remembered that he would go to class immediately.
The bear child originally wanted to wait for Weizhou, but when he turned around, he saw that Weizhou was following at a speed that was neither fast nor slow, did he sincerely want to be late?
suddenly remembered that even if Wei Zhou knew in advance that the teacher was going to check the homework, he had to wait until the teacher walked in front of him to start making up for it. So I decided, let's go first, the head teacher of the self-study class will come early, and it is better to listen to the nagging of Tang Seng in the Journey to the West by being lectured by him.
Wei Zhou saw that the bear child did not wait for him, but accelerated and ran towards the school, and shook his head helplessly. Glancing at the watch on his wrist, there are still three minutes to go to class, at the speed of a bear child, calculate the displacement (straight-line distance) He can just step on the bell and enter the classroom, calculate the distance, hehe, he can greet the head teacher at the door of the class.
Thinking of this, the corners of Wei Zhou's mouth unconsciously showed a smile, the smile was kind, and he had the demeanor of a big brother next door, but with his expression of conspiracy when he remembered that the bear child was caught by the head teacher...... It is compared with Qin Hui in the Southern Song Dynasty. The homeroom teacher would stay in the classroom for a few minutes and then go out, and he would only need a few minutes at night to escape.
The Xueba in Weizhou performed precise calculations in his brain, and the speed under his feet slowed down a little.
When passing by a flower bed, he deliberately stopped to look at the newly blooming flowers in the flower bed, and the bear child hurried to the execution ground, and he enjoyed the scenery here, Wei Zhou couldn't help but feel a little proud. That's a gardenia, this kind of flower is planted on both sides of the school road, that's a peony flower, that's a white lily, but unfortunately there are no cherry blossoms, Dan likes cherry blossoms the most, thinking of Dan's excitement when he talks about cherry blossoms, Wei Zhou's gentle eyes reveal a touch of pampering.
Eyes swept over the flower bed, and something that shouldn't have been here lay next to a rhododendron, that was...... A mobile phone. Wei Zhou couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, and put the mobile phone in his hand to observe it carefully. This shape, this pattern, is this this this year's new rice 4?
Although he is now in his third year of high school and is about to become an adult, Weizhou still lives a life of watching primary school students use apples, but he doesn't even have PHS. He also wanted to find a mobile phone for himself, and the rice series was the first choice. However, the reality is that if he doesn't finish the college entrance examination, he shouldn't think about the mobile phone.
But not now, it's not a small matter of being late, and it's not fun to be absent from school, and that's to be invited to the parents.
The class bell had already sounded five minutes earlier, and the head teacher walked out of the classroom, his majestic gaze fell on the bear child who had just been called out by him to stand for punishment, and the fire was ignited again.
"Dong Xiong, you're late again! It's such a good study time for self-study early, if you don't use it to read English, you're still late! Are you still planning to delay your English class? You ......?"
Every word was like a bullet shot into Dong Xiong's heart, even though this was the second time today, but Dong Xiong's already lowered head hung lower after hearing the head teacher's lecture again. The students who watched the play in the classroom seemed to have hallucinations in front of their eyes, Dong Xiong was wrapped in broken rags, goose feathers and heavy snow were floating behind his back, the fierce landlord was holding a leather whip and hitting the ground, and the voiceover of "I am so miserable" was constantly played back in the scene.
The head teacher licked his dry lips, and the lecture was hard work, and he would never bother to speak if he wasn't really good to you, of course, this was what parents and teachers thought. For children and students, this is just a kind of mental torture. The head teacher walked slowly to the office with a teacup, the fire in his heart was gone, but his throat was smoking. The depressed Dong Xiong looked at the head teacher who was far away, and secretly sighed when this hard day was the end.
"Dong Xiong, the head teacher is not here. Dong Xiong turned his head and saw Wei Zhou's head sticking out of the staircase, and a slight sound came out of his mouth.
Wei Zhou saw Dong Xiong shaking his head, so he walked over, and the smug smile made Dong Xiong very unhappy. Wei Zhou calmly walked into the classroom without a class teacher and sat in his place. Dong Xiong swore that if it weren't for the sake of classmates and class unity, he would definitely go to the office to make a small report.
The teacher said that you should pay close attention to self-study in the morning, and if you do more, you may have one more point in the college entrance examination. Students are not stupid, they can understand every word the teacher says, but the brain understands it, and they have to understand it wholeheartedly, the body wants to lie on the table, the eyes want to close and rest, the mouth is in good spirits, and there are always endless things to say to others.
Tianlong, who was sitting in the front row, couldn't help the loneliness of reading, and whispered to me, "Brother Hao, I had a dream last night, I dreamed of zombies, it seems that there are still you." ”
"Is it? It's really not in vain that I've been so good to you these days, Tianlong, you can see me in your dreams, do you think of me like that?" I looked flattered, like a concubine who saw the emperor turn over his brand.
This level of disgusting, Tianlong felt that he could compete with the BT in his dream last night. "Roll as far as you want, you GAMEOVER in your dreams. ”
"I'm dead? I can't be torn apart by zombies, right? Pity me, a handsome and dashing beautiful boy, who ended up like this. ”
"You didn't die at the hands of zombies. Tianlong's face suddenly became gloomy, but he still smiled at me, and his smile was cold.
"I killed you in my dream. ”
How does this sound like the truth? The topic is strange and scary, "Ahem, didn't you say yesterday that you picked up a mobile phone and handed it in if you want to watch a night movie? ”
"I want to turn it in too, but when I wake up in the morning, I find that the mobile phone on the bedside is gone, and I see a ghost, it's rice 4!"
Tianlong had a bitter face, the chill around him was also extinguished in the air with the change of Tianlong, my eyes narrowed slightly, this kind of killing intent that has experienced the sea of corpses and blood, and tasted the loveless love of life, how could it appear on Tianlong?
Wei Zhou, who was behind, was shocked when he heard the Xiaomi Mi 4 in Tianlong's mouth, and reached out and touched the mobile phone in his pocket, could this be the mobile phone that Tianlong picked up yesterday? How could it be in the flower bed? Wei Zhou's mind screened countless possibilities, and when he saw the head teacher coming back to inspect the students' reading, he quickly retracted his thoughts and flipped through the books in the drawer.
Wei Zhou casually took out the language book, and the first thing he saw when he opened it was Su Shi's "Nian Nujiao Chibi Nostalgia".
"Thinking about Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, with heroic hair, lupine scarves, and the canopy disappeared when talking and laughing. ”
Gong Jin, Zhou Yu? Wei Zhou, who had read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, recalled Zhou Yu's deeds in his mind, the governor of Wu State, a strategist, and a living hero, but no matter what he thought, he would be angry to death by Kong Ming.
"If I am Gongjin, then Wu will rule the world. "Secondary 2 thinking is very common in high school, and it is normal for Weizhou to have this level of brain supplementation. Maybe one of the classmates sitting behind you is thinking about Yo Ha Jobs cutting fruit for him, reprimanding Bill Gates for offering too little RMB this year, and still lying in his arms the winner of the Miss World audition.
When the bell rang for the end of class, the students lay on their desks exhausted, and the HP on their heads showed that it was almost zero. Weizhou's HP, I'm afraid it's going to be negative, and he was defeated in the morning self-study, and he avoided the eyes of the head teacher with his unique way of bending over with his arms and sleeping, and the bell of class couldn't wake him up from his sleep.
"I can take the top few exams every day when I sleep, and Weizhou is too shocking. Xiao Mao, who was sitting in another group, saw Wei Zhou sleeping from morning self-study to class, and sighed.
"Be content and don't think too much. Zimu chewed the breakfast in his mouth, and Ah Zhen brought the noodles cooked at home in the morning, which were full of aroma, and the noodles in the school cafeteria were not half a star worse than that. And this delicacy can only be enjoyed by Zimu. Xiao Mao didn't want to take Zimu's words, nibbling on the tasteless shop bread in his hand, as a senior single Wang, he didn't want to make any comments on what Zimu said about contentment.
It's just showing affection, showing affection, showing affection......
Weizhou, who was asleep, heard someone calling him, opened his eyes, and saw a girl standing in front of him. The short ponytail adds a touch of vitality to her quiet appearance, and the big black eyes are a little cute on her little face, and Wei Zhou's eyes are a little blurry.
"Dan, you're here. ”
A book was directly smashed in Wei Zhou's face, "It's all said, call me by my full name in class!"
"Yes, yes, Stan, I was wrong. Wei Zhou touched his beaten face with his hand, but touched a small hand, "I didn't hurt you." Shi Dan stroked Wei Zhou's face with a look of pity.
Xiao Mao and Zimu turned their heads in unison and blocked their ears, don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people.
"This is the sachet I sewed myself, you can't drop it. Shi Dan stuffed the sachet into Wei Zhou's palm, and hurriedly walked away, his face was as red as an apple, and someone in the class immediately shouted, "Together!
"It's noisy!" Sister Lang, who was sitting next to the podium, let out a roar of the Hedong lion.
The consequences of disturbing Sister Lang's sleep are very serious, which has become a consensus in the class. The perpetrator last time was Yan Cheng who sat in the zero row, and for a whole day, this troublesome king in class, Xiao Hiba didn't say a word after class, and the decibel level in the class was lowered a lot.
Wei Zhou pinched the sachet in his hand, which was embroidered with budding cherry blossoms, and in Wei Zhou's eyes, they all became Shi Dan's smiling faces.
"Zimu, you and Ah Zhen still have a long way to go in showing their affection. Xiao Mao said to Zimu seriously, Zimu shrugged his shoulders casually and said, "There are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky." After eating all the noodles in the bowl, Ah Zhen came over, cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, took them out to clean, and wiped his mouth with a paper towel before leaving.
"Zimu...... You are the sky. ”
When Wei Zhou was lying in bed at night, he also put the sachet given by Shi Dan on his chest, and the soothing aroma smelled very comfortable. Wei Zhou, who was falling asleep, forgot that in the morning, he also picked up a mobile phone, and the mobile phone stayed in the pocket of Wei Zhou's coat, and the screen was shining silver.
An old figure emerged in it, a blurred face, whose age was roughly discernible only by the knee-length beard of his chin. The phantom muttered, "This dream will be more interesting than the last time." ”
What is this? What a big sun, has the roof been lifted? Wei Zhou covered his eyes with his hands, unable to adapt to the sudden light. Slowly moving his palms, everything around him became clear, the blue sky, and the grass under him, lying so comfortable. Wait, Wei Zhou sat up sharply.
"How did I end up here?" Seeing that there were trees all around him, Wei Zhou's brain was a little insufficient.
Calm down, Wei Zhou hinted at himself. First of all, he was still wearing clothes, clothes, what kind of thing was this? What about school uniforms? How did it become, Wei Zhou rubbed his fingers on the sleeves like cicada wings, a bit like, made of silk, and then look at the style of the clothes, isn't this, not the clothes that can only be seen in costume films? Feeling the difference in the body, in addition to the clothes, the hair has also changed from the original short hair to long hair with shawls, and now my brain is really going to collapse.
The wind blew through the leaves, making a salsa sound, and the figures of birds and beasts flickered in the forest, and the eyes hiding in the shadows stared at the young man walking on the forest path. Wei Zhou happened to find this trail, otherwise he really didn't know how to get out of this forest, now his idea is very simple, find a passerby to ask the times directly, or ask who the current emperor is, as for the matter of traveling to ancient times, for him with a strong thinking beat, it is not difficult to understand and accept, and he will not sit still.
Wei Zhou walked for about a pillar of incense, and saw a group of people in front of him, led by a middle-aged man wearing a blue cloth coat, two mustaches, hair tied on his head and a crown, and the people behind were dressed similarly except for the color of their clothes.
"I finally met someone, and I first showed what dynasty it was from their mouths. These thoughts flashed through Wei Zhou's heart, and he opened his mouth to ask the other party, but saw that except for the person who came to the leader, the others knelt down a few meters away from him.
"Young master, you have so hard to find us. The blue-clothed middle-aged man led by him quickly approached Weizhou and saluted him.
"Young master, do they know me? This is my identity after crossing over?" Countless questions surfaced in Wei Zhou's mind, no matter what, it is better to cooperate with this identity first, so as to prevent revealing the horse's feet and arousing suspicion.
"Let's go back and lead the way. Wei Zhou put his hands behind his back and pretended to be a boy as much as possible.
"Yes, young master. The middle-aged man said respectfully, waving his sleeve robe to the person behind him, "You guys lead the way in front." ”
"Yes. The man in white replied.
"Young master, why didn't you come back last night, you were so anxious that Lord Taishou mobilized all the people in the mansion to come to you. ”
"Do you remember how I got my name?" Wei Zhou skipped the question of the middle-aged, and his identity in this dynasty always had to be clarified.
"Your name?" The middle-aged man was a little confused when he heard Wei Zhou's question, but he is a subordinate, and the subordinate should take care of his own mouth, the master can say whatever he wants you to say, don't ask if he doesn't ask you, knowing too much is sometimes not a good thing.
"Young master, you are asking the right person, after the lady gave birth to you, I discussed with the master for your name many times, and I know about this matter to Lao Li, who has been working in the Zhou Mansion for more than ten years. Mrs. said that Yu is a beautiful jade, but the best, the lord is also very satisfied, didn't you also give yourself a word last year, called Gong Jin? ”
Zhou, Yu, Gongjin...... Feeling himself in a state of confusion, Wei Zhou ran up, ignoring the cries of those behind him. Running all the way to the edge of a stream, Wei Zhou squatted down and looked at the reflection in the water, and a handsome and unfamiliar face appeared on the water.
Wei Zhou, or Zhou Yu?