Chapter 33 [Quick, get in the car, the old driver is going to drive!] (ask for collection)
"Do you want to be admired by big-breasted beauties?
Do you want to hear the screams of long-legged fans?
Do you want to open a Bolanchini pickle?
Do you want to light a cigarette with a bill?
Do you want to become the master of the world, slay demons and demons?
The new season of [Taiya] enrollment is coming, don't miss it when warriors from all walks of life pass by, join [Taiya], then all dreams are not just fantasies!"
The gilded huge text was embedded in a huge black background, where a high-value warrior dressed in battle armor used a piercing divine sword to split through the thick darkness behind him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
I have to say that this enrollment page of [Taiya] is very good, no wonder the fantasy sect has not been able to accept people, it turns out that those pedantic guys don't understand advertising and marketing at all.
In today's society, those who get advertising win the world. The Warriors League did a great job of that.
"The advertisement is good, it's better than the sky, since that's the case, the emperor will give him three points of thin noodles, and deign to take a look!" Chun Xiaojian flicked his arm and threw the single page to Gao Zhuang Silly.
"Teacher, aren't you a professional warrior?" Gao Zhuang was a little surprised, he always thought that Pure Xiaojian was a super strong man in [Taiya].
After all, in the huge wave of propaganda of [Taiya], people who basically have some ability have been absorbed into [Taiya]. As for why he didn't go in, it was mainly because ...... No money.
New students are required to pay an application fee.
"Is it powerful?" Chun Xiaojian raised his head and said disdainfully, "This emperor will annex them sooner or later!"
"Before we do that, let's take a look!"
"[Taiya] Demon Beast, the Emperor is here, play your triumphant song!"
"With beauty and screams, let's welcome the arrival of the emperor!!"
So, on this black ruin, a rugged man and a scum boy slowly stepped on the westbound train.
The pure little sword is proud, and the afterglow of the entire sky is reflected in the deep pupils.
He holds his head high, he coaxes, he pretends to be fine, he ......
Suddenly, Chun Xiaojian's body trembled suddenly, and the original refreshment suddenly disappeared, but a touch of bitterness and grandeur appeared in his delicate face.
......
"Due to force majeure factors, the host's scum journey in Nanquan Base City was forcibly terminated, and the journey of the novice village ended, and the host was welcome to enter the next scum journey. ”
"The map is switching, the target - Jianghai City, please wait..."
"The scum train has arrived at the Nanquan Base City subway station, please take it as soon as possible. ”
"The scum quest is being crafted, please wait for the host ......"
"Synthesis successful, please receive:"
"Main scum mission: Within one year, upgrade the scum system by three levels, and you must get the title of "Jianghai Scum"!"
"In addition, you must grab ten scum red envelopes within a year to win the title of "Red Envelope Little Prince"!"
"Side scum quests are being generated, and they will be issued as "Daily Quests" in the future scum journey of the host!"
(Reminder, system tasks are completed on time and the rewards are rich.) Otherwise, the punishment is just as generous!)
Here's the Survival Quest Reward and Punishment Settlement Interface:
After systematic assessment, the host successfully survived the scum process in Nanquan Base City and won honors such as "scum of the division" and "scum of the family". In order to commend the host's excellent performance, the system hereby issues a [scum red envelope], and you can receive the scum value reward of the corresponding title every month.
(Reminder, the system reward red envelope does not need to be grabbed)
The following is the reward and punishment settlement interface of the main quest in Nanquan Base City:
Quest Complete Status: Incomplete (Forcibly Terminated)!
Punishment: Deduct 100,000 host scum value.
Current scum balance: Nine thousand and twenty points!
If it is lower than the survival scum value, please ask the host to scum as soon as possible. In addition, considering the objective reasons for the failure of this mission, the system hereby reduces the punishment measures and extends the settlement time of survival scum to one day.
If the host does not meet the survival scum value standard within one day, the system will automatically deduct the host's one-year lifespan.
So, a new journey begins.
Enjoy the scum, young !!"
......
If these words are a dog, then the dog must be smiling at this moment!
As the last syllable of the big scum system fell, Chun Xiaojian was already crying.
He couldn't understand why other protagonists changed the map system and gave them the exciting and high-spirited task of making a lot of money and reaching the pinnacle of life, but the task given to him by his system was...... Damn scum!
"Heaven, earth, emperor, what did you do wrong?"
"Why do you want me to be the scum protagonist of that scum author's pen!"
Pure Xiaojian wanted to cry without tears, and suddenly felt that life was hopeless and the future was dark. He has almost seen the scene where he was swept away by the citizens of Jianghai after becoming the scum of Jianghai......
"The train has arrived, please get on the train as soon as possible, there will be an old driver responsible for transporting the host. ”
"Don't hesitate, boy. ”
"On the new journey, enjoy the scum!"
"You are the one chosen by the system, and you are the scum of the big scum system. ”
"System, believe in your abilities. ”
"So, scum, boy!"
Boom!
Pure Xiaojian knelt.
"Bastard, this emperor is a descendant of Yan and Huang, a descendant of the dragon, let this emperor be a scum, you just kill me!"
"The system prompts that there are twenty-three hours and forty-eight minutes left before the settlement of the survival scum value......"
The sound of the system rang out again.
"Dasha, quick, get in the car with me!"
Hearing that his life was threatened, Chun Xiaojian's face immediately changed, and without saying a word, he got up and ran directly to the subway station.
As everyone knows, behind the pure little sword, the discipline ... Fell to the ground!
Nanquan Base City Subway Station.
After a few days of post-disaster rescue, there are many fewer people in the subway station, but there are still survivors who have been sent in from outside by the [Taiya] warriors, waiting here for the train to Jianghai Base City.
"Look, the car is coming!"
After hours of waiting, the wounded in the waiting area finally waited for the train to pick them up. Looking at the train that illuminates the entire subway station, these citizens who have experienced death seem to see hope.
Finally... Finally able to get out of here!
Everyone's eyes flashed with the joy of the rest of their lives.
"The scum train has arrived, please get on the scum!"
Suddenly, a strange sound came from the train's loudspeaker. But the survivors ignored this and hurried to the car door.
But
"Open the door, driver, why don't you open the door!"
The crowd of citizens crowded at the door kept complaining, but there was still no sign of the car door opening.
"Bastard, open the door!!"
Half an hour passed, and some of the passengers were clearly getting a little impatient. At first, he kept knocking on the car door, and then the staff of the base city also came, and they even took chainsaws to see off the door.
But ten minutes passed, and the door still didn't open. Only the words of inviting the scum to get on the train echoed in the station for a long time.
"Get out of the way, let me try!"
"Wow, it's the Silver Warrior, it's the Warrior here!!"
"Silver Warrior, he was the one who saved me from the mouth of a plague beast just now......"
The area suddenly boiled, and they all watched the warrior eagerly, watching the warrior open the door of the train to life.
"Source Spirit Piercing !!"
Boom!
A dazzling cone-shaped pillar of light instantly took shape, and it immediately slammed into the seemingly fragile iron door.
But then, something surprising happened, after the Silver Warrior went out at full strength, the door only shook, but it was still intact.
Everyone, instantly stunned!
This... Is this still a door?
The Silver Warrior was also very stunned, being stared at by so many people, and the warrior of his dignified Silver rank couldn't even open a single broken car door, and his face suddenly turned red.
"Again, I don't believe it!"
The silver warriors also came to the evil fire, bombarded over and over again, and exploded one after another, but they were slapped in the face again and again.
Finally, the silver warrior, tired of being a dog, gave up......
"Wait a minute, this car...... It's broken!"
The Silver Warrior grimaced and prepared to leave.
At this time, a young man and a strong man walked out of the crowd, and the two people seemed to have just entered the station, and they didn't know the situation, and looked at the people around them strangely.
"It's strange, the car is coming, why don't you get on it?"
Chun Xiaojian said suspiciously, and walked towards the car door.
Chun Xiaojian looked up, he knew that the doors were all infrared-sensing, and the doors would automatically open when he got close.
Like what...... Right now!!
"It's so strange, why are you looking at this emperor like this?"
"Is it because of the emperor's handsomeness?"
"Or is it because of the emperor's ** explosion?"
The pure little sword standing in the car looked at the dead crowd outside the door very strangely, and couldn't help asking.
......
"Everyone is here, old driver, please drive!!"
Pure Little Sword commanded.
Boom, the scum train accelerated in an instant, and with everyone, it drove towards a more "beautiful" tomorrow.
"Next stop, Jianghai scum station!!"
ps: The setting of the monthly scum value reward for the scum title comes from the suggestion of the black knife classmates in the troubled times in the book review area, and it is unceremonious to use it. If you have any other suggestions, you can also put them forward