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She stared at the frivolous man beside her, who always inadvertently uttered wild words, the pseudo-hero of the solar system, the one-palm-man, the magical man who had escaped from the Redbeard Pirates, the first man in her life to invite her to eat six-yuan spicy tang, her face was forced to be calm, and she asked directly:

"How are you?"

Songming with a gentleman:

"Isn't that what you're waiting for? ”

Ye Lan suddenly remembered Song Ming's previous words:

"What happened to the two of them?"

Song Ming didn't bother to explain:

"Let's not talk about that, is there a way for you to break free from this vine?"

Ye Lan frowned, thought about it left and right, and after holding it for a long time, her face turned red, and finally said:

"I've learned a lifesaving lesson, and you should shout for help in this situation!"

Song Ming's face was black, he never expected that Ye Lan's previous calmness and arrogance were just her appearance, once she reached a critical juncture, she actually showed a hint of cuteness, yes, after all, she was only 21 years old......

Sure enough, what Ye Lan said was what he did!

She was about to open her mouth to shout for help, when she suddenly felt a pair of big hands covering her mouth.

When you look up, your eyes freeze instantly, like seeing a miracle!

Because it was no one else who covered her lips --

It's Songming!

It was Songming who broke free from all the vines and stood in front of her with ease!

It was the pine song that covered her soft lips with her clear facial features and pure eyes!

Ye Lan couldn't believe her eyes:

"You?!"

Song Ming hurriedly made a silent gesture:

"Shh......h I asked you if there was a way to get through the customs safely, but you were shouting and calling the staff, how can we get through!"

Ye Lan was speechless, feeling like she had been tricked, and then asked coldly:

"How did you break free?"

Song Ming did not respond directly:

"Wait a minute, that muscular man kicked me under just now, I must have not gone far from the injury, I'll come when I go." ”

"What kind of logic is this?"

Ye Lan was puzzled, and suddenly thought of an unspeakable reason, and blushed for a moment.

Songming Dandan smiled, turned around and left.

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But it's not that simple.

Although Song Ming broke free of the vines for a while, at this moment, every step he took, more vines emerged from the soles of his feet, crawling forward and backwards, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, endlessly, looking extremely disgusting.

In desperation, Song Ming didn't care about alarming others, suddenly squatted down, bowed down and punched, and smashed a hole under his feet, one hole failed to stop the vines, so there were two more holes, three holes, four holes, five holes......

Hole hole hole hole!

Three hundred meters away, Li Yifan and the others whistled all the way, and their mood was extremely happy.

"The dawn is ahead, and we are finally going to achieve the position of direct transmission and complete what my father explained!"

"You walk slowly, my feet hurt a little......"

"Don't worry, I didn't expect us to pass the test so easily this time, thanks to those two ****, it's really stupid!"

"Wait, listen—"

"Where's the sound of the hole?"

The two of them looked at the dense fog behind them, and there was nothing, they thought it was an auditory hallucination, and when they turned back again, their eyes were staring.

A figure appeared in front of them!

This figure raised his hands and grabbed the heads of the two of them with lightning speed!

The two were about to draw their swords and fight back, but they didn't want to, the figure grabbed the heads of the two and slammed them into the middle, only to hear the sound of "hole", and a pus bag with the size of a sandbag instantly grew on the side of the two people's heads.

"Who the hell are you, you brute?!"

This figure who was scolded as a beast is none other than Songming!

Song Ming saw that the two of them were unexpectedly not dizzy, and added a little more force, separated, smashed, and so on, and after the sound of "hole" resounded through the world and stained the faces of the two with blood, he innocently asked:

"Is this the sound of the cave you just said?"

The whole world was silent.

Although the Li family and the others were dizzy and blood-stained all over their bodies, after all, they had a level 101 Dao power, and their strength far surpassed that of Qi Yu, not only did they not faint immediately at this moment, but they also retained full consciousness.

This is not ordinary consciousness, this is the fury that goes straight to the sky!

"Are you kid looking for death?"

If you open up the distance to fight, Songming 1v2 is somewhat tricky, but now it is a close combat, Songming is not far behind, and he hangs all the way.

The two of them were firmly pressed by Songming's heads, and they were smashed back and forth, and before they could release the Dao technique, their heads were smashed again, and they were stunned, awake, fainted, awake, fainted, and so on......

Punching, kicking, head shaking, dog bites...... The two of them tried every means to break free of Songming's hand on their heads, but to no avail.

"What the hell is this trick up to you, bastard?"

"Are you a monster, why do you have so much strength?!"

The two of them are not really idiots, and while covering their heads and scolding, they winked at each other.

Suddenly, he drew his sword left and right, and stabbed at Songming's chest.

With this kind of close distance, the role of the sword may not be as good as that of a dagger, Song Ming was prepared, turned around to avoid the double sword, slapped each hand, and slapped the two of them in the face, slapping the two of them directly and slamming them into the wall of the building.

The flesh and blood of the two were blurred, not humanoid, and they hung on the vine branches like dead corpses.

Song Ming then found a rattan stick, bundled the two together, grabbed the large package with one hand, and dragged it all the way back.

The two of them had already been unrecognizable, and they were in pain, and at this moment they were firmly bound by Songming, unable to struggle at all, and dragged cruelly on the rattan steps, and their anger was nowhere to be released, so they had to say a word to me, and scolded loudly:

"Are you still a human being? you're too heavy, you know? Is there still a royal law in this world? Is there still a law?"

"Do you know who we are? The surname Li is just what we call us to the outside world, our actual surname is Li, the entire Yunque Prefecture, who dares not to give us the Li family face, you don't know the about us?"

Song Ming didn't say anything, one person punched, and the whole world quieted down.

Who knows the surname Li?

Without the bothering of the two, the speed of Songming's drag increased significantly, and within a few minutes, he returned to Ye Lan's side.

Without waiting for Ye Lan to speak, she stretched out her clutches and removed the vines on her body one by one...... Uh, though not intentionally, his hand touched some fluffy spots.

Ye Lan's mouth grew and she was speechless for a while.

Although her heart was full of gratitude, she was more shocked and curious.

What surprised her was not how much tofu she was eaten, but the person Songming...... What is his identity? Why can he be reversed and transformed into magic in a desperate situation every time? What kind of experience can create that perverted personality that combines comic and pretending?

Song Ming didn't care so much, took off the black suction cup behind himself and Ye Lan, and instead adsorbed it on the swollen bloody faces of Li Yifan and Li Yitian.

Before the two of them could open their mouths, the vines had quickly climbed up their bodies, and in more than ten seconds, they were completely bound to the ground, unable to move.

This is the nail that Li Yifan Li and the two of them encountered for the first time in their lives, and they only found out that the man who beat them into pig's heads was actually the face of a passer-by in the previous team!

"W- What the hell is this guy about......

Song Ming then pressed the distress button carried by the two, not because of his Virgin, but because if he really died in the trial, his trial results might be deprived.

Subsequently, Song Ming and Ye Lan broke through the fog.

Waiting for the two of them in front of them, there is only the golden direct pass.

At that time, the sun had sunk in the west, and the brilliant sunset was like the dawn.

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Preview: Chapter 0091, you old fox!

ps: Thank you for the passage of time, Ruomeng rewarded 2700 starting coins for this book!In addition, thank you Hugo-T and Honghonghong Honghong for the tips of the two brothers~ Don't stop recommending tickets!

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【Notice of Revision】

It is said that many people can't understand the first few chapters of the book, so I went through the refinement and explained a lot of things, including a minor change to the premise, which is as follows.

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Song Ming calmed down, trying to figure out the ins and outs of the matter.

According to the mechanical girl, Songming's previous world is actually a set of virtual programs running on a server, which is probably similar to a game console with only one game, and Songming is an NPC in this game world.

Now, this virtual world collapsed because of Songming's words, except for Songming, all programs have become cold data in the server, and only the program "Songming" is left in the entire game console.

After that, the server was recast into Songming's body in the real world, and the virtual world was recast into his portable system, so that Songming, as an NPC, jumped out of the virtual world directly and became an artificial person in the real world.

"This routine...... It's a little deep!"

For ordinary people, this matter is too absurd, even psychologically unacceptable, and even causes a mental breakdown, but for Songming, who has been addicted to games and has been misanthropic for a long time, this is not stressful at all.

There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even had such a conjecture-

The world of the previous life must be a supercomputer with complex derivation capabilities, and the purpose of its existence is to select a qualified NPC to give it entities and systems, so that this NPC can complete a task that ordinary people cannot complete in the real world.

In other words, Songming has a mission in this world!

As soon as he thought of this, Song Ming suddenly became excited:

"Widows like to do tasks the most, there are tasks, there are rewards, and, the real world hanging system, isn't this a golden finger? It seems that I am going to live like a god king again...... It was as if I saw beautiful women smiling at me, heroes bowing to me, and eternal life beckoning to me...... Before I knew it, I suddenly had a lot of motivation in life!"

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Just sauce purple.