"Shit, a bunch of pigs, a bunch of stupid pigs, why are you so stupid? Why?"

In the middle of the night, in an open-air tavern on the outskirts of Jinling, there was only one drunken guest, a burly man with a nine-foot tiger's back. A one-man tall moon slashing knife was deeply inserted into the bluestone ground next to his table, and the table in front of him was already full of wine jars, plus the ones thrown on the ground around him, he had already drunk more than thirty jars of spirits tonight, to say the least. If you change to an ordinary person's spirit, your tongue will be knotted after three bowls, and it will be difficult to even stand up after drinking two more bowls, and if someone can drink a jar, then even if you beat gongs and drums in his ears, you will not be able to wake up.

But today the shopkeeper of the tavern ran into a freak, this guest has been sitting here since dusk drinking, one jar after another, no small dishes should not only drink, so he drank seven or eight jars in a row and did not even breathe, when he drank to the twentieth altar without saying a word, he suddenly began to scream and scold, one moment crying, one moment scolding, one moment lying on the table without saying a word, and one moment standing up to provoke the other drinkers around him. Many people avoided him because of his burly stature and the terrifying long knife he wielded. As the night deepened, the tavern became less and less crowded, and the shopkeeper had run out of candles, and at this moment he could only rely on the bright moon in the sky to keep the streets bright. Fortunately, the moonlight is still bright tonight, and you can see everything really when you stand in the moonlight.

Liu Sandao picked up the wine jar and poured a few sips, crying and shouting: "******! Lao Tzu doesn't want you to do stupid things when I don't see you, but a few of you have pig brains and dead eyes. Knowing that he couldn't beat him, he had to run to his death...... Why are you so stupid, why are you so stupid?" Liu Sandao said angrily, and slammed the wine jar in his hand to the ground, and with a crisp sound of "pop", the wine jar was broken into pieces, and most of the jar of liquor suddenly flowed everywhere, and the aroma of wine also wafted throughout the alley.

After Liu Sandao finished scolding, he suddenly raised his head and moved his muscles and bones, and the bones in his whole body suddenly made a crisp sound of "crackling". When he reached for the wine on the table again, he found that there was only an empty jar left. Liu Sandao blushed and shouted, "Shopkeeper, bring the wine!"

"This uncle ......" The shopkeeper is a bald man in his fifties, with a white tiger and a green dragon embroidered on his two **** arms, and his big-bellied appearance knows at a glance that he is not a good master. At this moment, he walked forward with a smile on his face and a jar of wine, and said, "This master is really a man of God! Others have drunk my family's wine at most, and at most one jar of wine has fallen, but you have drunk more than 30 jars in a row and you have not even been drunk, what a man of God!"

"You don't talk such useless nonsense in front of Lao Tzu, bring the wine!" Liu Sandao said as he reached out and snatched the wine jar from the shopkeeper's arms, knocked off the wine seal and poured it into his mouth. The shopkeeper was not annoyed when he saw this, and still said with a smile on his face: "Uncle, this is the last jar, and the shop should be closed after drinking." ”

"Get out!" Liu Sandao didn't pay attention to the shopkeeper's reminder at all, and drank the wine by himself with a vague scolding, and scolded himself while drinking: "Su Xie, Dongfang Su, you two turtle bastards, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will skin your dogs alive one day, wait!

"Don't let people sleep in the middle of the night?" A middle-aged man with a **** upper body suddenly walked out of a courtyard at the end of the alley, and scolded impatiently, "If you want to scold your mother, go home and scold, what kind of drunken madness are you running here?"

"Disappointing the ......" Liu Sandao muttered softly when he heard the words, and then before the shopkeeper and the man reacted, Liu Sandao turned around and smashed the wine jar in his hand directly, with a crisp sound of "pop", the wine jar smashed directly on the wall next to the man and shattered into countless pieces, and at the same time, the man was scared to flee and went back to his yard, and the courtyard door was closed with a "bang", and he never dared to show his head again. Liu Sandao glared angrily at the closed courtyard door and scolded angrily: "If you dare to say a word of nonsense again, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

After staring for a moment, Liu Sandao slowly turned around, slapped his futon-like big hand on the table with a "bang", and shouted: "Bring the wine!"

"Hehe......" The shopkeeper seemed to be a person who had seen the world, but he was not frightened by Liu Sandao's violent temper, but laughed unhurriedly, "Uncle, the shop is really closing......

"What, are you afraid that Lao Tzu won't give you money for wine?" Liu Sandao said, and then took out a bulging money bag from his arms and threw it on the table at will, the mouth of the bag was shaken open, and a piece of golden shellfish spilled on the table, not to mention so many golden shells, even if only one or two of them were taken out, the wine money tonight was a little rich. And the shopkeeper was also a sharp-eyed man, and he just glanced at it and estimated that there were at least thirty or forty gold shells in this money bag. This money is not to say that it is drinking, even if it is to buy all the belongings of his tavern, it is more than enough.

"Uncle, it's not that I'm afraid that you won't give me money for wine, but there is really no extra wine in the shop. The shopkeeper grinned and said, "This uncle has drunk up all the inventory of the small store for three or four days on weekdays." ”

"What kind of broken tavern are you?" Liu Sandao had already drunk and lost his rationality at this moment, dragged the shopkeeper down on the table, reached out and slapped the shopkeeper's big face, and said in a sullen voice, "You don't have wine to open a fart tavern? You can't open a tavern without letting Lao Tzu drink to his heart's content! Go, take the wine, if there is no wine here, go find it for me!"

"Isn't this embarrassing for me, uncle?" The shopkeeper was also a man with a temper, and he reached out to push away Liu Sandao's clamp, but it wasn't until his two fat big hands touched Liu Sandao's arm that he suddenly realized that he might have encountered a hard stubble today. Because Rao is the shopkeeper used the strength to eat milk, he couldn't move Liu Sandao's arm at all. The shopkeeper was in a hurry, his eyes rolled and he smiled, "Okay, okay, uncle let me go first, I'll go and get you wine." ”

"Hurry up!" Liu Sandao suddenly let go of the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper who got up suddenly did not stand firmly, but sat directly on the ground, and the tail vertebrae hit the bluestone ground, and the tears of the shopkeeper who hurt were about to come out.

"Oops, it hurts me to death!" the shopkeeper got up from the ground with difficulty, leaned over the table and said to Liu Sandao, "Uncle can't just give me money for wine, but also money for medicine...... Well, I'll take the empty jar from the table for you, and then I'll get you a new wine. As he spoke, the shopkeeper put away the empty wine jar, but when he took away the empty wine jar, he also took advantage of the drunken Liu Sandao not paying attention, and quickly stuffed the money bag full of golden shells on the table into an empty wine jar and took it away.

The shopkeeper limped away from the table with a few empty jars, turned around and didn't forget to glance at Liu Sandao, who was still sitting in a daze, a greedy smile rose at the corner of his mouth, and said loudly: "Uncle, there is no wine in the store, I'll go get you wine!"

The shopkeeper who stole the money bag was ecstatic, and walked out all the way to a long way before he came to a deep alley courtyard in the north of Jinling City, stretched out his hand and slammed the door, and after a while, without waiting for the people inside to completely open the courtyard door, the shopkeeper couldn't wait to push the door and break in.

"Oops, who is this...... Mmmmmm

Before the woman in the courtyard screamed, the shopkeeper reached out to cover her mouth, and the other hand reached out to the back of the buttocks of this extraordinarily charming woman and pinched it fiercely, opening her mouth and laughing: "Don't make noise, it's uncle, you can see clearly!"

When the woman heard the shopkeeper's voice, she suddenly broke free from the shackles of the shopkeeper, turned around angrily and glanced at the shopkeeper, and said mockingly: "Who should I be? It turned out to be Jin Laosan, what kind of wind blew you to me tonight." ”

In fact, this woman is a secret prostitute in Jinling City, and her flower name is Sister Qiao. On weekdays, she makes a living by seducing those rich and powerful, and she is no longer young in her thirties, but she is quite beautiful, especially extremely proud, which is also an important reason why she has been able to mix well in Jinling City over the years. Today, the valuable mansion in the north of the city, as well as the silk satin, gold, silver and jade ornaments on her body, are all from those Jinling magnates. The shopkeeper's surname Jin is the third in the family, so people on the streets of Jinling City will call him Jin Laosan.

Jin Laosan and Sister Qiao once made a dew husband and wife on the spot, but Sister Qiao kicked him off the embroidery bed after squandering Jin Laosan's gold and silver. Jin Laosan, who is single, can only barely make a living by running a tavern, and occasionally has some spare money to come to Sister Qiao to live happily for a night. But in the past two years, Sister Qiao's worth has become higher and higher, and Jin Laosan naturally can't come up with so much money to please Sister Qiao by relying on that tavern, and the two have broken off contact over time. Tonight, Jin Laosan came suddenly, which really scared Sister Qiao.

"What kind of wind? Of course it's a spring breeze?" Jin Laosan stared at Sister Qiao, who was only wearing a nightdress, with evil thoughts, and was about to reach forward and grab it when he spoke, but was dodged by Sister Qiao's flexible turn. Sister Qiao sneered: "Jin Laosan, you didn't take the wrong medicine today, did you?

"Nonsense! Uncle really has ten thousand taels of gold, so he went directly to find Na Rou, who will come back to you?" Jin Laosan said with a playful smile, the Rou he said was Han Cheng's confidante, and he was once arranged to serve Mo Bai's beauty.

"Just because you still think about Miss Yurou, Lord Han doesn't know how you died when you move your fingers. It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat!" Sister Qiao glanced at Jin Laosan dissatisfied, and said mockingly, "Okay, this girl doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you here, you go quickly, I'm going to rest!"

"That's right, I want to have a good rest, too. Jin Laosan was not annoyed, stared at Sister Qiao with a smile, and said, "I haven't touched ...... for a long time."

"Huh!" Without waiting for Jin Laosan to finish speaking, Sister Qiao waved her hand first and interrupted, "Don't mess around, otherwise I will tell you to walk around without eating." ”

Jin Laosan smiled and said: "Am I the kind of person who messes around? Why don't you think about the past at all? Look at what kind of ...... this is?" As he spoke, Jin Laosan had already taken out a money bag from his arms, which was the money bag he stole from Liu Sandao. Jin Laosan took out four golden shells from his money bag and threw them to Sister Qiao, and said with a smile, "How is it now?"

As soon as Sister Qiao saw the Jin Bei in her hand, she glanced at the bulging money bag in Jin Laosan's hand and suddenly her eyes were shining, and the ridicule just now disappeared in the blink of an eye, replaced by a touch of coquettishness, she actually took the initiative to stick to Jin Laosan's body, and held Jin Laosan's arm with both arms to sprinkle coquettishly, and Jin Laosan was full of smug laughter, and directly stopped her waist and picked up the charming Qiao Sister and walked quickly towards the room.

"Bang!"

Jin Laosan kicked the door open, stared at Sister Qiao in his arms with an evil smile on his face, and said, "I won't let you kneel and beg for mercy tonight......"

"I don't know if she begs for mercy or not, but you took Lao Tzu's money and never returned, and Lao Tzu doesn't plan to give you a chance to beg for mercy now. ”

didn't wait for Jin Laosan to finish speaking, but there was one more person in Sister Qiao's fragrant boudoir, and I saw Liu Sandao, whose face was flushed, was half lying on Sister Qiao's embroidery bed staring at Jin Laosan at the moment, and a moon cutting knife was standing next to the bed.

"Ahh

Jin Laosan was also taken aback by Liu Sandao, and the evil thoughts in his heart suddenly disappeared when he was so frightened, and he kept rolling his eyes with Sister Qiao in his arms, and his mind was quickly thinking of a way to get out. Jin Laosan knew that he was by no means Liu Sandao's opponent, and with the strength of his immobile arm suppressed by Liu Sandao alone, Jin Laosan was 10,000 invincible.

"What about the wine that Lao Tzu wants?" Liu Sandao stared at Jin Laosan with a hesitant face with drunken eyes, "What about Lao Tzu's money?"

"Hehe...... Jin Laosan laughed dryly, while holding Sister Qiao and slowly moving his steps back, "Uncle, don't worry! The wine and money you want are here, I'll give it to you, you can take the ......"

With Jin Laosan's last shout, he suddenly threw the Qiao sister he was holding in his arms at Liu Sandao, and Qiao sister let out a frightened scream in mid-air, and at the moment when Jin Laosan threw out Qiao Jie, his whole person was already quickly turning around and trying to escape from the door.

"Whew!"

"Bang!"

Sister Qiao slammed into her embroidery bed and fainted, and Jin Laosan only felt a gust of wind passing in his ears, and then before he could see the form in the room, his body that wanted to grab the door suddenly hit "a wall", and the whole person bounced back into the room. Jin Laosan, who had fallen straight into the woods, raised his head again, and only then did he see clearly that what he had hit just now was not a wall, but the chest of Liu Sandao, who was coming like the wind. Compared with Liu Sandao's speed, Jin Laosan's speed is really the difference between heaven and earth. Before Jin Laosan could stand up again, Liu Sandao's extremely sharp moon cutting knife was already directly pressed on his shoulder, and as soon as Liu Sandao's wrist was loosened, the weight of the moon cutting knife alone was enough to press Jin Laosan to his knees and unable to lift himself.

"Uncle...... Don't ...... Don't kill me......" Jin Laosan raised his head and begged Liu Sandao for mercy one by one.

"Actually, stealing some money is nothing. Liu Sandao burped, stared at Jin Laosan drunkenly, and said with a drunken smell, "It's just that Lao Tzu is not happy today, you are unlucky!"

"I'll give you all my money, I'll ......give it to you," Jin Laosan cried as he took out Liu Sandao's money bag and his own money bag and threw them in front of Liu Sandao, wailing, "Don't kill me...... It's the little one who is insatiable, it's the little one who has no beads, it's the little one who is blinded by lard......" Saying that, Jin Laosan turned around and pointed at Sister Qiao, who fainted on the bed, and hurriedly said, "That woman, that woman's kung fu in bed is very good, and she will definitely be able to serve the uncle happily like a fairy." I'll give her to my uncle now, and let her serve him well tonight......"

"You think Lao Tzu is you?" Liu Sandao said drunkenly, "but there is one thing we really have in common, and that is that we don't have two days to live." Lao Tzu will send you on the road first, if you are not convinced, come to Lao Tzu for revenge on the Huangquan Road in two days! When Lao Tzu kills Su Xie, we will see you in hell! Haha......" Liu Sandao laughed like crazy as he spoke, laughing with tears in his heart, but he didn't know how to vent, and then he suddenly raised the moon slashing knife in the wild laughter, and slashed down towards Jin Laosan's neck.

"Brother Liu!"

Just when Liu Sandao was about to kill Jin Laosan, a familiar and unfamiliar voice of Liu Sandao suddenly sounded from behind him, Liu Sandao was stunned at first, and then he shook his confused head desperately, let out a sneer in his mouth, and then wanted to raise the knife again.

"Brother Liu!"

The familiar voice sounded again, and this sound made Liu Sandao's whole person tremble suddenly, and the moon slashing knife in his hand also subconsciously took off his hand and smashed to the ground with a "bang". The originally hazy eyes began to tremble violently uncontrollably, and the tears that had been lingering in the eye sockets could no longer be suppressed and rolled down the corners of their eyes at this moment, and Liu Sandao, who was trembling all over, stood in place in a daze, crying and laughing excitedly, tears and snot flowing all over his face, looking scary and weird.

"Brother Liu, these days, you ...... Are you alright?"

Listening to this long-lost and familiar voice, Liu Sandao, whose face was full of tears, turned around tremblingly, and through the hazy tears, a face that he had been looking forward to day and night quietly appeared in his eyes, and that person was Lu Yifan, who was also crying and laughing, with a complicated expression.

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