Chapter 162, the old man just doesn't shoot!
Michael Young in front, Sukhoi behind, two king-level supermen from the Ice Bear Country, one after the other, circled around Villa Fantesi. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Van Basten and Gullitt piloted two Minuteman II models and scrambled into the air to meet the formidable enemy.
Vanba is on the left and Gullitt is on the right. The two Dutch flyers spread out in formation, one on the left and one on the right, and attacked from both wings.
"Well done!" Dr. Fan shouted in cheers, "Come on Gurlit!
I was a little forgetful for a while, and I put the wrong line in my head, and I popped up a line that is often said in football circles.
Back then, Maradona was known as a super strong man who had 11 people in a row, although the final kick was a little out of control, and he gouged the ball into the goal with his hand. However, the actions of several people have been smooth and smooth before, which can be called the benchmark of the industry.
Dr. Fan is undisputed as the world's number one expert when it comes to digging graves, but his stupidity is also well known.
Although the world doesn't know that Dr. Fan has unfortunately been tricked by the gods and has been fighting against the brainless aura all his life, this doctor is a bit stupid, and this matter is a fact that everyone knows.
Fortunately, I don't care about IQ in this profession.
Mainly by luck!
Dr. Fan's luck in digging graves is truly invincible in the world! Wherever you dig, you can dig up ancient treasures. This kind of luck is really something that can't be imitated by archaeological experts from all over the world, and they can only laugh at Dr. Fan's IQ while coveting Dr. Fan's invincible luck.
So, this time, in the course of a serious battle, Dr. Fan accidentally said the wrong thing again, and the girls who worked inside the Fantesi organization still covered their mouths and snickered.
Laughing and laughing, it does not detract from the female staff's heartfelt admiration for Dr. Fan.
Unexpectedly, this inadvertent slip of the tongue brought unexpected surprises.
Gurlitt didn't know which wire in his head was not connected to the right place, and when he heard Dr. Fan shouting, he subconsciously began to shake from side to side. He was also too deep in the play, and his brain twitched for a while, and he really mistook himself for one of the three musketeers on the green field when he was young.
The Minuteman II suddenly made an unexpected serpentine maneuver......
On the left side, on the right, the militia type II ghost made the god difference position move behind Michael Yang!
Sukhoi was taken aback, "Mikoyan pull up! Speed up! Pull up quickly! Shake off your opponent and give him to me!"
In the aerial combat of fighters, they are most afraid of being bitten by the tail of their opponents.
Gurlitt managed to pass and appeared behind Mikoyan, which immediately made Sukhoi, who followed behind, nervous.
Van Basten and Gullitt have been old buddies for decades, and they cooperate even more tacitly than the Misu brothers and sisters, "Gullitt rushes forward, and Michael Young will be handed over to me!"
Michael Yang instantly turned on the air afterburner booster engine, and a blazing tail flame burst out from the tail of the MiG.
Immediately after, there was a loud bang in the sky, and a white cone-shaped cloud appeared around Mikoyang. The Ice Bear Nation's best fighter, driven by the powerful afterburner booster, instantly broke through the sound barrier and created a sonic boom and a cone-shaped sonic boom cloud.
But Michael Yang followed Sukhoi's prompts, pulling up the nose of the plane and accelerating into the air.
This is also a regular routine in fighter fighting.
Because the fighter jet is so fast, it is impossible to hit the brakes at any time like a bus and then reverse the car...... Once a fighter is bitten by the tail, the only way to crack it is to quickly pull up the nose and climb upwards, and then make a somersault in the air so that it can reappear behind the opponent.
But the Michaeljan Sukhoi siblings forgot one thing, this time, their opponents were not fighters with the same performance.
Their opponents were two Tuya mechs.
Fighting against mechs, Michael Yang doesn't need to break the sound barrier to complete a high-speed somersault.
But Mikoyan's combat experience is too rich! Sukhoi is so skilled with her brother!
I didn't have time to think about it, and in an instant, I became accustomed to it naturally, and I made such an instinctive response.
As a result, Michael Yang was temporarily out of the combat distance, and Sukhoi faced the two mechs alone.
Two alien mechs with weird heads and brains helmed by two soccer superstars.
Sukhoi felt bad in her heart, but she never feared it in her dictionary.
【Stalin's Razor】
The 24 razors are divided into two groups, and the 12 razors are divided into groups, and they are divided into two sci-fi weapons driven by terrorists that are outflanked on the left and right.
At this moment, Miss Sukhoi showed the extreme arrogance and incomparable super courage of the ice bear beauty, and she made a decisive and arrogant decision.
Unfortunately, courage is not usually the difference between victory and defeat.
Although the Sukhoi girl was a great and glorious testament to her great and glorious courage in full view of several members of the Fantesi terrorist organization, she also proved that she was brainless.
The truth is that she doesn't have big breasts, but she still has no brains.
She still followed the sophisticated habits she had developed through a hundred battles, and subconsciously played a advance amount without thinking!
As a rule, air battles are fought in advance! Airplanes fly as fast as they can! If you don't do anything in advance, you will certainly not be able to hit anything.
Once again, she forgot that Van Basten and Gullit, were not pilots at all!
These are two world-class stars!
Because it was two to one, Gullit and Van Basten were in a good mood......
When great stars are in a good mood......
What kind of accidents can happen?
As long as it's a fan, you can imagine it!
When the great stars are in control, they like to fool people's appetites! They don't like to shoot directly with their feet!
If Fan Zhiyi, Li Tie, Yang Chen and the like were on the field, they would have a chance to shoot, and they would have shot indiscriminately.
But how can the spiritual realm of the great football king be comparable to the second-rate players in China?
Neither Van Basten nor Ruud Gullitt chose to fire, they both chose to ...... Keep shaking, shaking...... Shake past your opponent again...... Shake one opponent after another! Shake until no one can shake it! Shake it until the world is old! Shake it until the whistle blows at the end of the game, shake it until the world finally ends! Every great star has a strange dream: to play in the highest level of World Cup finals...... The old man just doesn't shoot! The old man loves to shake people! Until the goalkeeper also shakes it together!
In other words, as long as a man has the same stubborn ideal: don't shoot! Don't!
So these two unscrupulous big-name stars, at the moment of life and death, made sideways movements left and right at the same time.
They played according to the usual rules of big-name stars, but not the common sense of fighter fighting. The two Dutch demons did not even think to take advantage of the situation, so Sukhoi made a serious mistake in the advance estimate of Stalin's 24 razors, and all of them were missed.
Dr. Fan was dumbfounded below.
Are you two really the Dutch swordsmen I know well? Are you sure you didn't immigrate to Brazil?
In his previous life, Supergod was the least fond of watching the Brazilian team play.
Because the most striking style of the Brazilian team is that 44 minutes of 45 minutes of the game are dribbled, dribbled, dribbled, dribbled, and endlessly dribbled, and as a rule, they always had to wait until the last minute to shoot.
It's so uncomfortable to watch that kind of game!
The Dutch were originally a high-efficiency and fast-paced route with a bold attack and defense, but they didn't know when the two guys Fanba and Lao Gu didn't learn well, and ran to learn the bad mistakes of the Brazilians!
Therefore, the level of IQ is actually not important at all!
Good luck is the most important thing!
Dr. Fantesi has always had good luck, especially today, he obviously made a stupid mistake and said the wrong thing, but he unexpectedly awakened the hearts of two long-dormant big-name stars, Fanba and Lao Gu.
In fact, this battle, according to the normal scientific way of playing, was originally unwinnable!
Winning is won by the instinctive awakening of the heart of the star.
It's really a mistake.
Sukhoi emptied the Rocket's nest at one time, and it was too late to reload, and he was already close to two big-name stars. She first gave up resistance and made a gesture of willingness to surrender.
Michael knew that the tide was turning, and he immediately gave in.
The two brothers and sisters, Mikoyan Sukhoi, have been haunted since they were captured. Michael Yang complained angrily, "Fake, what an evil sect! These guys are just messing around! They don't play cards according to common sense at all!"
Sukhoi was not shocked by the humiliation and was calm.
"Mikoyan, do you believe in miracles? I wonder if the gods are all on their side. No matter how we played, we couldn't get it well. In fact, it is not our fault, how can mortals wrestle with the gods? ”
In fact, Michael Young believed in Bolshevism back then. However, after the reform of the Ice Bear Kingdom, they returned to Hagia Sophia and converted to Orthodox Christianity.
The Tsar did not prevent the Bolshevik Party members from continuing to uphold their ideals, but the Tsar's family and all the cronies loyal to the Tsar must be sincerely grateful to the Goddess Hagia Sophia.
Without St. Sophia, there would be no Tsar Bear State. The vast majority of the Ice Bear Clan may still be living under the iron hooves of the Mongol cavalry and the Polish cavalry.
So Michael and Sukhoi were baptized in front of the solemn statue of Grandma Saint Sophia.
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