Chapter 400: I Have Good News for You
Dodging the attack of the dwarven leader, Zhang Zheng will reach out
"Yo drink, I didn't hit, my grandson is still practicing again!"
The dwarf's face was crooked, and he pointed at Zhang Zheng and scolded
"Okay, you shameless human being, didn't you say that if you hid, you are a grandson! Your grandfather is really right, you are a grandson!!"
Zhang Zheng, "I said uncle, not only are your head not good, but your ears are not good, you can't even understand the words, you ask the other people around you, what did I say!"
The dwarven patriarch looked at the people around him
"What did he just say?"
"Lord, just now he said that he was going to hide, you are his grandson!"
The sound of the two talking was not small, and the people around them heard it, and some people laughed out loud very unkindly, and even the elven queen's face twitched a few times, obviously, she also wanted to laugh, but she was held back, and the person who laughed out loud probably felt that it was not very good to laugh at his ally, and after laughing a few times, he quickly stopped the laughter, but the body that swayed from time to time showed that someone was holding back very hard. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Zhengke didn't have any estimates, and stood at the head of the city with a big thorn and continued to taunt
"Look, I said that your ears are not good, you still don't believe it, listen to my advice, you are old, it's better not to come out to fight and kill, it's only serious to go home and enjoy your old age, don't be unconvinced when I say this, look at you, you can't scold, I just said a few words, you are like having Alzheimer's, asthma attack, a kidney deficiency and can't take care of yourself, it looks like you are going to hit the street at any time, let alone fight!"
The dwarf retorted
"Who said I can't beat it, there's a kind of you come down and try!"
"What are you trying, what are you going to do to hit me, look at what else you have, you have a hammer, oh no, you don't even have a hammer!"
As soon as Zhang Zheng said this, the dwarf remembered that grandma's, just now he was excited as if he had thrown his weapon out, and now it is in the hands of a human, and the man is still holding his hammer to knock bricks on the top of the city.
Seeing Xiong Ren treating his precious weapon so cruelly, his eyes turned red
"Give me back the weapon!"
Zhang Zheng continued to look at him like an idiot
"Are you sick, have you ever seen someone return a captured weapon to the enemy, do you think my IQ is the same as yours!"
After scolding the dwarf, Zhang Zheng still felt that it was not enjoyable, he glanced at Xiong Ren a few times, and continued to stimulate the poor dwarf comrade
"Big bear, how about the weapons that were captured just now, do you still have them?"
Xiong Ren picked up the hammer and hit the brick buttress on the head of the city is "clang" twice, under the heavy blow, the brick buttress suddenly fell apart, the gravel flew wildly, and after smashing several battlements in a row, Xiong Ren withdrew his hand and carried the hammer in his hand and was worried
"Young master, the weight of this hammer is enough, but I don't know if it's strong or not!
After speaking, Xiong Ren took out his long sword and struck it twice at the hammer
"Boom" twice, sparks are everywhere!
The dwarven patriarch under the city was so anxious and angry that he jumped to his feet when he saw that his beloved weapon was being tossed by Xiong Ren
"Bastards, you humans are really shameless, what kind of ability is it to bully a weapon, there is a kind of return the weapon to me, let me go up and fight you for three hundred rounds!
Zhang Zheng replied without thinking
"Don't dare!!"
These two words came out of Zhang Zheng's mouth, without a little hesitation, let alone shame!
Shameless!
Shameless indeed!
Not only the people of the dwarf race think so, but everyone present looks at Zhang Zheng like that, when they see the human race today, they feel that their worldview has been refreshed, and they have never seen such a thing since then!
In an instant, the people present had one more impression of human beings, but more of them were another feeling, are the records and legends of ancient books true, how do they feel a little different from the people in reality, they don't look as fierce as depicted in the book, and they don't do things as ferocious as the legends, and they have been in the city for so long, and the imaginary battle has not happened.
Of course, if the confrontation between the dwarven lord and the human leader is also a battle, then the battle has already begun, and it is still very fierce! The strength of the human race is really as stated in the book, extremely powerful, you see, the dwarf patriarch is already so angry that he is about to die!
Well, the book may be exaggerating, human beings are not so terrifying, but the ancestors seem to have recorded something less about the description of human beings, such as...... Shameless......
Everyone watched the battle between the two sides with relish, the original tension, the atmosphere of the imminent outbreak of the war has quietly dissipated a lot, in the confrontation with Zhang Zheng, the dwarves have fallen into the upper hand, scolding and scolding, fighting and not fighting, every time the dwarf lord attacks, it is like hitting cotton, not at all, not only can not hurt people, but also almost suffocate himself out of internal injuries!
The dwarves were so anxious that they had no choice but to turn to the Elven Empress for help
"Your Majesty, this human being is so evil, do you elves plan to watch it like this all the time!"
The elven queen looked up at the tall city wall, and she couldn't say the bitterness in her heart, in the forest where the elves have always lived, she is good at fighting in the bushes, attacking the city, and she doesn't know where to start!
But fortunately, she was prepared, as early as dozens of minutes ago, she asked someone to find a way, calculated the time, and it should have almost succeeded at this time, so she comforted the dwarf lord
"Patriarch of the Hammer King, please don't worry, the goblins have already found a way to open the city, let's wait here first, hold on to the humans above, as long as the city gate is opened, your weapons will naturally be snatched back!"
After the Elven Empress finished speaking, the Hammer King's face was overjoyed
"If that's the case, that's great, the Empress is really strategic! The Hammer King admires! Let the goblins open the door, why didn't I think these turtle sons would make holes!"
As soon as the dwarf was excited, his voice couldn't help but be a little loud, and the empress was afraid that Zhang Zheng would hear it, so she hurriedly signaled
"Be quiet, don't let them hear!"
But they all spoke up, where could they hide it from Zhang Zheng, Lan Yu heard it word for word, and when it came to Zhang Zheng, Zhang Zheng sneered
"Hehe, make a hole, you can figure it out! If you want to touch in from the hole, that's too underestimating me!"
Zhang Zheng looked up at the sky, there were all my eyes above, trying to hide from me, how easy is it!
Punch the hole, okay, when you are cool, Zhang Zheng looked at his watch and said to the guard beside him
"Did you detect it, where did the rats hit?"
"Report, they are making rapid progress, and they are coming towards the city gate in three parts, and they are almost open to the surface!"
"I've got everything you need ready, right? When we meet for the first time, the meeting gift can't be too shabby!"
"Don't worry, the brothers are all waiting, just waiting for them to come up!"
.........
Under the city tower, behind the city gates!
Several guards whispered into the instrument
"They're here!"
"Get your stuff ready, and greet those rats fiercely!"
Ground floor!
A group of elves are desperately digging the dirt
"He's a, I'm tired, I haven't dug such a big hole for a long time!"
"Don't talk nonsense, dig it quickly, the elf queen said, open up the tunnel, it's all good!"
"No need to dig, calculate the distance, we should be almost there, go up directly, otherwise we should stay away from the city gate!"
The task of these goblins is to dig a hole, and then open the city gate, to complete the task, the exit of the hole is of course as close to the city gate as possible, after calculating the distance, the goblin door is dug upwards, and after a few clicks, it will reach the surface.
With the light, the goblins were overjoyed
"Hurry up when you go out, don't get caught by humans, or you'll be eaten!"
"Oh, don't get caught, do you. "The goblins were mobilizing before the battle, who knew that they were suddenly interrupted by a voice, and then they felt a light in front of them, the hole they had not fully opened had been completely opened by humans, and several faces with humans were looking at them condescendingly, with a terrifying and cruel smile on their faces.
"People...... Human ......"
"yes...... It's human!"
The two groups exchanged a brief exchange, and then some goblin erupted into a scream, and at the same time, small figures leaped high from the burrow, holding a long sword about the size of a human dagger, and the long sword was stabbed at one of the guards with the fluctuation of the power of nature.
"Everyone, go open the door, I'll hold them back!"
"Hehe, the great sword master doesn't have any strength, and he dares to speak out!"
The attacked guard didn't even dodge the action, and directly waved his hand towards the goblin, only to hear a "snap", and the goblin who took the initiative to attack was slapped back to the hole by the guard
"If it weren't for the young master's order, don't hurt people until you have to, I'll slap you to death!"
As they spoke, the entrance to the cave had been covered by the guard's latte cover, and all this happened so fast that the goblins didn't react at all, and by the time they reacted, it was too late, and the entrance to the cave was blocked.
This is not over, after the guard blocked the entrance of the hole, he directly took a frame of smoke bombs, pulled the lead and threw it into the hole, the smoke quickly spread in the narrow hole, and the smoke of the smoke bomb is not ordinary smoke, it is not only choking, but also irritating!
Smoke the tears flowed together, and after a few goblins, they couldn't stand it, and ran back desperately one by one!
A few minutes later, a large group of goblins ran from the smoking hole behind them to the Elven Empress and cried!
"Your Majesty, we won't do this job, we really can't do it!"
The Elven Empress glanced at the grizzled goblins
"Didn't I tell you to dig holes, how are you all doing, why are you tears and snot?"
"Your Majesty, don't you know, human beings are so different things, they actually put smoke into the hole, the smoke is so strong, our goblin warriors were almost smoked to death......"
At this time, Zhang Zheng probed from the city again
"Hey, that beautiful sister of the elf clan, I really didn't see it, you look so beautiful, there are a lot of tricks, make holes, you can figure it out, it's cool now!"
The Elf Empress was not angry at Zhang Zheng's attitude, but smiled at Zhang Zheng elegantly before fighting back
"Human, you're not bad, take a smoked man, and you can figure it out, it looks like you have more tricks than me, doesn't you?"
As she spoke, the Elf Empress glanced at Zhang Zheng a few times and continued
"We've been tossing for so long, it's time for a real fight, before we do it, as the coach, you see if it's time to take off the mask for me to take a good look."
"Sister Elf, do you want to see me?"
Zhang Zheng replied with a hippie smile
"Since you want to see me, then I'll do what you want!"
After speaking, Zhang Zheng took off the mask and revealed his true face in front of everyone
The Elven Empress looked at him seriously, and then said seriously
"Honestly, Demon Terran, you don't look evil at all!"
Zhang Zheng: "Whether evil is evil or not doesn't seem to have anything to do with looks! Look, sister, you look so good, don't you come to kill me with thousands of troops."
"I came to kill you, not because I am evil, but because you humans are the evil side, I am representing justice, and I am the mission entrusted to me by the goddess of nature!"
Zhang Zheng feels that the Elf Empress is very similar to a certain sect, both are brainwashed idiots!
"Oh, it turns out that sister, you are the goddess of nature and justice to destroy me, so it seems that today's battle is inevitable!" Zhang Zheng said as he made a painful look
"However, sister, you may not know that your goddess of nature seems to be unable to protect herself!"
After speaking, Zhang Zheng winked at the Elven Empress
"I have news here, I wonder if you want to know, sister?"
The Elven Empress looked at Zhang Zheng and snorted coldly
"Hmph, don't delay any longer, it's useless, even if you say the sky today, humanity can't get rid of the fate of being wiped out!"
Zhang Zheng ignored the Elven Empress's attitude, and shook his head with a light smile
"Sister, don't be busy threatening me, listen to the news first!"
As he spoke, Zhang Zheng took out a piece of paper and read it aloud
"Yesterday afternoon, the Dark Clan and a group of guys who looked about the same as you headed for the Elven Forest as you headed here! In the early hours of this morning, just before the sun came out, two armies of tens of thousands of people assembled outside the Elven Forest, and an hour ago, when you arrived here, they had already launched an attack on the Elven Forest!"
After speaking, Zhang Zheng smiled at the Elven Empress
"How about it, surprised, surprised, not exciting? I really hope that my sister's family has enough troops to deal with it, otherwise, I'm afraid that the Elven Forest will already be bleeding at this time!"
The Elf Empress's face began to change when Zhang Zheng began to speak, and by the time she finished speaking, the Elf Empress's face had become extremely ugly, and her elegant posture was all twisted, and she looked at Zhang Zheng with a cold face
"Hmph, I haven't heard of any dark clan, don't you think it's too ridiculous to use this method to get me to retire?"
"If you don't believe it at all, sister, then why is your face so ugly, and maybe, in order for you to understand your situation, I won't waste time!"
After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, he nodded at Lan Yu, Lan Yu understood, took out a few pictures taken by satellites from his arms and threw them at the elf empress, the thin photo flew directly to the elf empress as if she had eyes, the empress reached out to catch it, glanced at the picture, and her ugly face changed again!
"Fallen elves! Ghost Legion, they are so bold that they dare to attack the Elven Forest before I am too early!"
"Pass the order, all the elves listen, retreat immediately, the elven forest is in a bad attack!
The empress's order came quickly, and the elves who received the order were so shocked and angry that no one dared to delay, and they all turned around and hurried home as fast as they could, although Zhang Zheng felt that it might be a little late for them to go back now.
The Elven Empress also left, and before leaving, she looked at Zhang Zheng with a complicated expression
"How do you know so well, and choose to tell me at this time, you did it on purpose, right? Why?"
Zhang Zheng replied
"The first question, not only do I know this, in fact, I know everything you do, the reason why I do this, first, I don't want to die, and I don't want to conflict with you, second, I want to show my attitude, we humans are not demons, and at the same time, we are not soft eggs, you make so many people to besiege me without distinguishing between red and white, which makes me very unhappy, that's it!"