Chapter 044: It's Too Embarrassing!
On the stage in the hall, Ilona took several beautiful women, each wearing a short white cheongsam, the hem of the cheongsam will be able to cover everyone's little buttocks, white lace stockings, ten centimeters high in hatred, a water of white lace-up high heels, wearing white long lace gloves on their hands, six women dance in unison, are constantly swinging the small electric buttocks like a motor, and the inner scenery between the dances from time to time can't help but be revealed. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Ilona on stage was singing Sodarran's version of "Nobody" with her companions
Luo Xiaohu understands that the biggest temptation of a woman's body is to be exposed rather than exposed, and this temptation is not something that a group of feudal society veterans can resist.
If nothing else, just turn your head and look at any of the big men next to you at any time, and whether you look above or below, you can find how much shock the performance of the female actors on the stage has brought to their hearts and physiology.
Luo Xiaohu glanced at it casually and saw an old nobleman whose hair was about to fall out, and his leggings were a little empty on his body, but now looking at these women who were writhing on the stage, he actually had a very obscene thought, and the whole leggings were very unbearable.
For the old men of Sodarland, they think that sexiness means that the thinner the waist is tied by the woman, the bigger the chest is squeezed, the sexier it is, but now the women on the stage give them a good lesson, not that the waist is thin and the chest is perfect, they are the real sexy.
Not to mention these obscene old men, even the female companions in the hall looked at the stage and swayed along with the song, constantly twisting the waist of the water snake, and were speechless to the sexy female actors in the field.
The dance was so successful that almost half of the audience forgot to drink, and even if someone wanted to drink, they would probably have to do it themselves, because the waiters were now staring at several seductive bodies on the stage and salivating.
Luo Xiaohu didn't have much interest in this dance, not to mention that he had watched it countless times on TV, even the crazier and more prodigal dance in the nightclub Luo Xiaohu had seen it, while laughing at this bun of dirt buns in his heart, he hid in a corner, and he felt very fun eating and drinking alone.
"Hmm!"
Luo Xiaohu picked up a meat leg that suited his appetite again, I don't know what kind of leg this thing is, it's a bit like a chicken leg on the earth, but the taste is a hundred times better than the chicken leg, there are only five or six in the whole plate, three have entered Luo Xiaohu's stomach, and now the fourth one is in his hand. I just picked it up and took a bite, and suddenly a rush of urine came to my heart!
There is really no way, it may be that he drank a few glasses of wine and a few glasses of juice just now, and now the water completely occupies his bladder, and the urine in his body is naturally about to be spilled, so Luo Xiaohu bit the leg meat and walked towards the small side door next to him.
"I'm sorry, where is the bathroom?" Luo Xiaohu asked the waiter by the door.
The waiter who was watching the hot dance didn't look at Luo Xiaohu, and directly stretched out his finger.
Looking at this Pig's appearance, Luo Xiaohu laughed and walked in the direction of this finger with his legs. Unexpectedly, this walk was sixty or seventy meters, and after two doors until he reached the end of the aisle, Luo Xiaohu found another door, opened the door, and then realized that this was not a bathroom at all, and as soon as he went out, there was a big sky above his head.
They were all out of the house, and the magic lights in the distance decorated the grass, woods, and bushes outside, like a holiday park on earth.
Now Luo Xiaohu is not interested in appreciating this, because he is holding his urine so much, and his demand for peeing far exceeds his aesthetic psychology.
Turning his head to look left and right, he found that there was no one around, Luo Xiaohu went out directly, walked a little farther, stood in a relatively remote place, took out the faucet, and prepared to sprinkle wild urine on a small bush here, swinging his waist while sprinkling.
The sound of rushing water, accompanied by Luo Xiaohu's comfortable humming, has been heard far away in this dark night.
What Luo Xiaohu didn't know was that now he was standing under the steps, if he paid attention, he would definitely be able to find that the air here seemed to be distorted by something, if it was in the daytime, it was easy to see that there seemed to be a thin irregular lens here, and the light was a little offset when it arrived here.
Luo Xiaohu, who was patronizing peeing, didn't know that there was a speedy guest squatting in the place where he peed, and he was now holding Xiao Dingding, spreading his body fluids back and forth comfortably, and most of them fell on the brain of this uninvited guest.
The uninvited guest had already gritted his teeth, but this one did not move in the slightest, not only did he not move, but his breath was reduced to an almost imperceptible state, because he felt a powerful force moving towards him.
"What are you doing here!".
"Damn!"
Suddenly, someone behind him spoke, which directly startled Luo Xiaohu, and so suddenly, Luo Xiaohu's last bit of urine was all on his hands.
While shaking the urine on his hand, Luo Xiaohu scolded: "Your mother is sick...... It turned out to be you".
Seeing the woman behind him clearly, Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and after shaking his hand twice, he collected the bird and the cage: "Why did the city lord's wife come here?"
It was none other than the city lord's wife, the beautiful woman who wanted to make Luo Xiaohu think crookedly-Angelica!
"This is my home, I can go wherever I want, I haven't asked you how you came here," the lord's wife, Angelica, looked at Luo Xiaohu and said something before suddenly laughing.
Luo Xiaohu suddenly felt that his heart was beating faster, but fortunately, he quickly came back to his senses and said unashamedly: "I didn't find a toilet, so I'll solve it when I come, and by the way, I'll help you irrigate these flowers and plants, no thanks!"
"You come with me" Angelica looked at Luo Xiaohu and said, then stretched out her hands and gently lifted the big skirt, and walked quickly towards the aisle not far away.
As soon as he saw this situation, Luo Xiaohu's mind spun at high speed for no reason: What is this beautiful girl going to do? Is it trying to seduce me? It's very likely, buddy is so handsome now, if I were a woman, I can't help but take off my clothes and beg for it! No! This woman has a bad reputation, and she's famous! I'm an upright person, I can't do this! Forget it, don't talk about it, I was mentally in my head several times just now, and now I'm a big-tailed wolf! That's right! I don't eat the meat that is sent to my mouth, so I'm not stupid......
Luo Xiaohu's side is at war, and Angelica, who has walked a distance, turned around and saw that the stupid boy was still in a trance, and couldn't help but say hurriedly: "Hurry up, come on!"
At this moment, Luo Xiaohu immediately came back to his senses, and as soon as he heard the beautiful woman beckoning, he immediately threw everything he was thinking about just now to the back of his mind: "It's here!"
After speaking, he chased Angelica's back with a trot, and followed with a jump.
I don't know how many turns I made and how many doors I passed, anyway, Luo Xiaohu felt that he was not tired at all after following the beauty's ass!
Luo Xiaohu just left here, the guy who was drenched with urine just now appeared, twisted a few times as if he had peeled off a layer of transparent skin from his body, after removing this skin, his whole body was covered in a weird black tights, but now the head of this tights has been wet with a large patch, it is obvious that this is Luo Xiaohu's masterpiece.
The man in black grabbed his hood and revealed a strange face, with no nose on his face, only two black holes, and his ears were missing, and his whole head was like a round ball, with no protruding parts. He put the hood on his hand, and soon a vapor with the smell of urine rose from the black hood.
While tilting his head and drying the urine on his hat with his own strength, he muttered something in his mouth, and when he listened carefully, it was nothing more than scolding Luo Xiaohu.
"If it weren't for the importance of this mission, I would have killed it now, and now let your kid live a few more days, and when I finish the mission, it will be your day of death," the man said as he endured the smell of urine.
After saying that, the hood was already dry, but the man put the hood on his head two or three times and did not put it on, and finally he put the hood on his head, and put on the strange transparent clothes outside, and the man disappeared into the air again by the moonlight.
Luo Xiaohu chased the woman's figure and ran for a long time, so twisted and twisted, Luo Xiaohu found himself in a place like a garden, it was dark and I didn't know what flowers grew here, but Luo Xiaohu's nose was no problem, and he could smell the fragrance of flowers as soon as he entered here.
"Are you still running?" Luo Xiaohu leaned towards Angelica with a smile.
I drank a lot of wine just now, so I didn't get drunk, but now the wine is a little up, and the wine is heroic, not to mention that now the beauty is on the side, and it is the first person to seduce himself, how can Luo Xiaohu be polite, he is not a righteous gentleman, and he also pays attention to some Taoism, Luo Xiaohu's idea is very simple, what should he do after he is caught, what should he do, and he is not in a hurry to die!
Angelica smiled and said softly, with a hint of snort, more of an indescribable flattery: "Darafael Sepietro, do you hear me call your name?"
Luo Xiaohu listened to the woman's gentleness and couldn't help but raise his hand and stretched out to the woman's face, but just touched someone's face, and suddenly remembered that this hand was stained with urine just now, so touching people's faces like this Maybe he will come to a big French wet kiss next, isn't that kissing his own urine, this is unacceptable!
Thinking of this, Luo Xiaohu changed his hand again, and before his hand could reach over, Angelica tilted her head to avoid Luo Xiaohu's hand.
"Darafael Sepietro, do you hear me call your name?" said Angelica again.
Luo Xiaohu replied: "I heard it, you called me twice!"
This time, Luo Xiaohu didn't touch it with his hands, and directly opened his hands and thought about it, and the beautiful young woman in front of him pounced.
"Darafael Sepietro, do you hear my name called you?" said Angelica softly.
"Three times!" Luo Xiaohu stretched out his finger and nodded Angelica, and said with a smile: "Still hiding, you can only increase the mood!"
Angelica's face couldn't help but change a little, and what she said had no effect, which could only show one problem.
Seeing Luo Xiaohu pounce again, Angelica didn't hide this time, and directly let Luo Xiaohu hold herself in her arms: "Darafael Sepietro must not be your real name!".
"Who said that" Luo Xiaohu was a beautiful woman in her arms, and sat directly on a stone next to her with her buttocks, and put Angelica on her lap, preparing to be dishonest while talking.
Angelica grabbed Luo Xiaohu's hand: "A woman's intuition, I can feel whether a man is lying."
"No basis, this is my name, if not, I will be your grandson" Luo Xiaohu now found that this woman's strength was not small, and he couldn't break free.
"Don't you like me to touch you? Then let's do it, you come and touch me!" Seeing that his hands couldn't move, Luo Xiaohu simply moved his mouth.
"Darafael Sepietro, do you hear my name call you?" Angelica looked into Luo Xiaohu's eyes and asked again intently.
Luo Xiaohu felt that this woman's eyes suddenly lit up, and for a moment, he suddenly felt that this woman seemed to have no pupils, and her whole eyes were glowing with incredible golden light, but this feeling was only for a moment, and then everything returned to normal.
"Who is your teacher?"
"Fang Yi!"
"Fang Yi, Fang Yi!" Angelica frowned and thought about it repeatedly, but she didn't think of who this Fang Yi was.
"Are you good at martial arts or magic?" asked Angelica again.
Luo Xiaohu was restrained by this woman, he couldn't do anything if he wanted to, he couldn't help hating the world a little in his heart, a woman has so much strength, what do she want to do in the future, so what should I do?
"Answer my question"
"Magic! I think he can make any girl like him, and whoever he wants to like him, no matter who this woman is, the goddess used to have a crush on him," Luo Xiaohu said.
Angelica listened to it, but took it seriously: "Spiritual magic!
Angelica's goddess and Luo Xiaohu's goddess are not the same thing at all, Luo Xiaohu said that she had a crush on the goddess before, and this girl's first love was her teacher Fang Yi.
As soon as Angelica thought about it, she was not prepared to hurt Luo Xiaohu, but now she subconsciously let go as soon as she was not focused, and now Luo Xiaohu hugged Angelica in her arms with her backhand, and then stretched out her mouth and kissed the lips of the city lord's wife.
As soon as Luo Xiaohu kissed this woman, he suddenly had a wonderful feeling, as if he felt that this woman's kissing skills, or that there were no kissing skills at all, and now a small kiss made this woman's body very stiff, like a chick.
Angelica was suddenly kissed by Luo Xiaohu on the mouth, her whole mind was blank, her eyes widened, and she stared at Luo Xiaohu with an incredible expression.
And Luo Xiaohu is now thinking about his French wet kiss, and he wants to knock Ankarika's teeth with his tongue!
"Assassins, Arrest, Assassins!"
Just as Luo Xiaohu was busy, there was a noise of noise, waiting for Luo Xiaohu to come back to his senses, and when he turned his head, he found that there were a group of people around him, at least nearly twenty people, including the Marquis Norclair, the city lord of White Tree City.
looked at the city lord with an iron face, and then looked at the wife in his arms, Luo Xiaohu's drunkenness was completely gone, he smiled embarrassedly, let go of Angelica, and said to the ghost: "It's so embarrassing!"