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readx;?“ I'm sorry, Qin Gongzi, I lost my temper. www.biquge.info"After Feng Cong'er Shenzi wiped his face, he returned to his original appearance and apologized.
Weakness is a flaw that is accidentally exposed, and the emotional fluctuations that burst out are a simple release after thousands of years of accumulated stress.
Crying is one of the best ways to vent, regardless of gender, regardless of experience, this is a unique feature of intelligent beings, after getting emotional catharsis, Shenzi Xun regained his composure.
At the same time, some small spells erased the traces of crying on his face, Feng Cong'er Shenzi's expression was the same, the crying just now seemed to be an illusion, Feng Cong'er Shenzi returned to his original color, and the previous embarrassment seemed to be non-existent.
"Fortunately, no one saw it, what's the matter with crying inexplicably, I can't understand you at all, I'll be in trouble when I am seen. ”
But Shenzi wanted to rely on this way of pretending to be stupid to perfunctory the past, it was her own intention, and Qin En didn't plan to cooperate with her.
"I'm sorry for your trouble. It was deliberately re-mentioned, and after the pressure was released, Miko also felt embarrassed, so he had to bend down and apologize to Qin En with his common sense of life as a Japanese.
Excuse you for the trouble? Qin En felt a little toothache when he heard this, wouldn't it be more than trouble if he was seen, a girl suddenly cried on the highway, others would definitely not say good things! Being despised for no reason is not a happy thing at all!
"Emotional catharsis, I understand you. But you're an adult too, okay?"
Miko's face turned red, and he could only say again, "I'm sorry for your trouble."
Miko can't give any other answer, the Japanese culture of shame is still quite powerful in the Asian Confucian cultural circle, maybe it's racial culture, maybe it existed thousands of years ago, and Miko has very little vocabulary in apologies.
According to Japanese literature, it is a very serious word to cause you trouble, and this kind of word is accompanied by a bowing posture, which roughly means: Grandpa, I am wrong, grandpa, I will never dare again, I will never dare to make this mistake again, and then I will kowtow and cry at the same time. But according to the understanding of the two of them in different cultural regions, this is still a little too light-just saying that one will make Feng Cong'er Shenzi blush like a red apple if he causes you trouble, Qin En can't help but sigh: This is both the advantage of the Japanese and their disadvantage......
Don't push it anymore - whether it's kowtowing and begging for mercy or bending down and bowing, and if you continue to force it, the former's eyes will turn red and angry: "You deceive people too much" and the latter will simply commit suicide: there is no need to force it like that.
"Okay, I'm just asking you to pay attention, don't be so serious, I seem to be forcing the palace. ”
Fortunately, I didn't have a car just now, if I saw this scene, I thought I was bullying a girl!
But then...... This Qin Encai suddenly remembered that he was a child now, and if it was about the power of crying, it seemed that he was still higher.
"Why don't I cry once to reverse the situation?" Qin En couldn't help but think of this, but then he also felt naïve, scratched his face, and left it at that.
"Don't do this thing suddenly, let's walk and get out of here, okay, after we rest, we'll think about countermeasures tomorrow-"
Shenzi nodded, she also wanted to leave here, when she calmed down and thought about it, she could also understand Qin En's previous thoughts, this high highway is also a public place, such a sudden crying to interfere with the order is not only not in line with traditional Chinese virtues, nor does it conform to the standard way of doing things in Japanese, the girl's face was red, and she followed Qin En to leave here, and as the topic was transferred to other places by Qin En, this shameful black history was temporarily hidden......
"When it comes to the outline of the plan, I don't have ...... It's a pity that after arriving on Earth, I can't keep up with the dynamics here. ”
After all, a plan is a plan, it is one thing to discuss in the universe, and it is another thing to do it below, and there are many differences between what the organization does and what is planned, and it takes time to do it. Qin En didn't often serve as this kind of staff officer and had no military training, and he was also an idiot when it came to making plans, and the Divine Son from ancient times who had not studied statistics and planning knowledge was of little use.
Xiao Qin En sighed faintly, and then turned to look at Feng Cong'er Shenzi, who was following behind like a qi bag............ Behind, a car drove over, and Xiao Qinen gave a thumbs up: then after thinking about it, he waved his hand to call a taxi, trying to stop the kind old driver, but in exchange for a burst of dust, the indifferent Chinese compatriots ignored the two babies at all.
"If you take it one step at a time, you can't think of anything good on this kind of high road. Qin En, who had eaten a big mouthful of car exhaust, walked slowly with Shenzi on the high highway.
After the emotional catharsis, people's emotions will be in an extremely relaxed state, and in the next process, Shenzi seemed a little absent-minded throughout the whole process, so he silently followed Qin En, and his nerves slowly relaxed.
Somewhat tired.
Both Shenzi and Qin En felt this way.
And maybe God was reluctant to let only the two of them be unlucky, Qin En and Shenzi vaguely saw a car lying on the side of the road, attracting the two who had nothing to do.
"What's wrong with the car up ahead?" asked Miko curiously.
"Look at the billowing black smoke? See, that's a sign that the car is broken. ”
She had a basic concept of the car, and knew that it was a traffic attack in place of a carriage, but Miko didn't know what it would be like when it broke down, and thought it was the man who was idle on the side of the road to watch the scenery.
Miko sighed: "It turns out that this thing will also break." ”
"Haha, someone is unlucky to follow us anyway. Qin En sighed with some schadenfreude, but there was not much malice in his words, judging from the appearance, this car should have come from another corner - in short, it did not pass by Qin En and the Son of God.
For example, the license plate number, Qin En had never seen it just now, so he ...... There is not much malice, it is just a map cannon thrown at the old drivers.
The owner of the car is a young man with oily hair and a pink face, wearing a set of clothes that look very good and fashionable, but at this time, the owner of the car is sloppy and sloppy and hangs his clothes on the car window, and then wears a white vest and uses a wrench to adjust blindly, and occasionally takes out his mobile phone to make impatient calls, some: "I guess I won't be able to arrive today", "It's really bad luck!" "I didn't notice the car accident" This kind of news should be talking to the family in terms of words.
It doesn't look like there was a call for help at all...... After seeing this, Qin En suddenly remembered an idea - he took out Jugsothoth, and then said to the Divine Son: "Paste this thing on your face!"
"Huh?" Miko stared at the strange blue liquid that wriggled like glue, and felt a million reluctance in his heart.
Born from the remains of the dragon god, Yogsotos is colorless and odorless, and can transform into various forms to assist the needs of time-based abilities in battle, camouflage, etc., and this thing can produce an effect similar to a human skin mask when covered on the face after being transformed into a body.
To Qin En himself, this thing is almost like his own body, but to others, it is very ...... Weird.
"Miko, you're now one of the most wanted criminals in the organization, you don't have the ability to make me smaller, use this thing to deal with it. ”
Qin En's suggestion was recommended with good intentions, and Shenzi stared at the mass of things in his hand and nodded his head with great determination. Then this mass of things was like a face-hugging worm that pasted Miko's face, cold and cold, like a mask...... Changed the face of Feng Cong'er Shenzi and carried out a temporary plastic surgery, it would be good if it was a woman who often uses a mask in modern times, but Shenzi, an old antique from a thousand years ago, is not used to this thing.
But the world is so cruel, sometimes it's not like you can't do it if you don't want to, the reward of the organization slowly increases over time, if the Son of God doesn't want to be caught, this kind of change is also a matter of time.
"Next, look at my face!"
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"Oh, man, your situation doesn't look good, do you need help?"
"What, the car is broken, this problem is an old problem...... I can fix it!"
"Hey, thank you for this little problem, I don't charge you money for car repairs, but you're going to xx city on this road, right?
So, Qin En used time to go against the current - relying on Jugsothos to become seventeen or eighteen years old and adjust his facial features (Shenzi also adjusted), the two came to the car, two teenagers of the same age helped the troubled little driver solve the problem of the car breakdown, time reversed the broken car quickly repaired the normal phenomenon, after perfunctory some side knocks on the other side, Qin En and Feng Cong'er Shenzi finally sat on the car, and the two who were not familiar with each other finally had time to rest. The young driver, who was about the same age as Qin En's real age, was dispelled by Qin En and Shenzi's repeated Tai Chi plays, and he didn't have any messy problems, and the two who changed their faces were not associated with an international wanted criminal by this young driver.
With all kinds of nourishment greetings to the other party to do and the like, the atmosphere is not awkward or particularly eager, strangers meet for the first time to say that there is any malice is unlikely to be, one side repairs the car, one party is kind to take a ride, the relationship is also very simple.
...... Naturally, it's not very enthusiastic.
"It's about an hour or two away from the city, so rest if you want, and I'll call you when it's time." After Qin En and Shenzi showed their proper tiredness, the young driver also acted as a good person for a free taxi.
"Okay, then it's hard for you. After Qin En's polite words, he and Feng Cong'er Shenzi sat on the seat behind him and rested for a while.
Feng Cong'er Shenzi subconsciously glanced at the appearance of the car window feedback, and he was still a little unaccustomed to it for a while, and the appearance of the changed Shenzi was less dusty, and the appearance was not clear whether it was up or down, and the appearance was only similar to the past forty percent, and the Shenzi felt incredible in his heart, and subconsciously touched his face, until the special touch of Yogsotos that was fed back made the Shenzi wake up, the feeling of not looking like human skin was real, and what covered the face was just a mask.
――It's incredible.
Feng Cong'er Shenzi relaxed and sat on the comfortable seat, thinking wildly, the scenery outside the car window quickly retreated, although it was not as good as letting go of the flight, but in the outside world where there were all monitors and human eyes, only stupid and bold dared to do it...... In case it is detected by other people's air defense facilities, it will not be fun, a few planes and missiles go down, and the general characters have to kneel, Qin En only dares to use ghost steps and time ability to move, in the current outside world, he has great ability, and he can't use it casually.
Qin En and Feng Cong'er Shenzi sat there without saying a word, waiting to arrive in the city, there were outsiders present, it was inconvenient for the two of them to chat about any special content, pretending to be extremely tired to rest, the young driver who drove the car did not like to play music, and the car could only hear the roar of the car engine and the horn connected to the mobile phone playing the news quietly.
The news about the internationally wanted criminals Qin En and Feng Cong'er Shenzi is still being inserted into the news, and these messages are inserted in the form of pictures or broadcasts, and the reward amount of Qin En, the leader of Gensokyo, and the female cadres under his female subordinates, Qin En is still 80 million US dollars, and the reward of Feng Cong'er Shenzi is also unchanged...... The wanted of the two remains.
"What a mess, how did the internationally wanted criminals still come to China......" the young driver muttered to himself.
Qin En was suddenly curious, what kind of expression would he have after knowing that the two passengers behind the car would be the targets of a reward of tens of millions of dollars?
Just when Qin En was full of malicious guesses about this possibility, Miko, who was originally pretending to be napping, slowly opened his eyes, as if he was bored and couldn't sleep, and moved his body towards the position of the car window.
Seeing this scene, Qin En's pupils couldn't help shrinking.
It's a signal --
[There may be something bad happening], [someone may be following] - this is a code that the two discussed before getting into the car.
Shenzi, who has the ability to divinate and calculate, knew this special power of her in the Dragon God Prison.
About a few minutes after Miko made this small gesture, several similarly shaped cars passed by the car they were riding.
――Information Reading!
Qin En silently used his ability, although those cars were blinded, but their hiding was meaningless under the power of time.
Who the driver was, who the passengers were, how many people were in it, and where they went, were all known to Qin En, and there was nowhere to hide the secret.
Really, they were all members of the organization, and their destination happened to be the same as Qin En's current destination! Is it a coincidence!? Or does the other party have a special intelligence network?
Qin En lazily closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, but in fact he did this to hide his killing intent towards the kind-hearted driver.
It's not because of what the other party did, but for the sake of pure insurance, he disposed of the tail of his hand, and Qin En, who read his past, knew that this person had nothing to do with the organization, just an ordinary person.
So...... Who, exactly, why? Why does the organization act predictively? Obviously the third prophet of the organization, but where do they get the new talent?
The trail of the Son of God, and the goal of the two now...... Is it a pure coincidence?!
No, it can't be a coincidence.
There are not so many coincidences in the world!
But in any case, Qin En thought that he was right to kill the prophet first, if the prophet still existed, those cars would not happen to pass by, but would directly find the location of the two and attack the two.
Therefore, Qin En didn't make a move, and coldly let those cars leave, regardless of whether it was a coincidence or not, they would be encountered in the city in the future, killing people here on the high highway could not be buried secrets, and with a little restraint, it was necessary.
Bear with me!
"I'm going to send you here, and I wish you all the best of luck. ”
"Have a nice trip, friend!" Qin En said goodbye with a smile.
After the kind young driver sent the two to the city, he said goodbye to the two and left, and since then there may have been no intersection in life, and after the car left for a long time, Qin En and Shenzi left here.
The sky was dyed black, and people on the side of the road hurried to and fro, all rushing towards their homes.
"Is that guy okay?"
"No problem, it's just an ordinary passerby, and I didn't see anyone meeting him with the surveillance eye I left in the car, it seems that the organization's intelligence has another reason. ”
Qin En simply pressed his shoulder and moved: Although the body formed by Sotos is also not big, it is still much better than the appearance of the Zhengtai period, and this appearance of sixteen or seventeen years old is more reliable than a little Zhengtai no matter what.
It's just that going on like this isn't a long-term solution.
"Night is almost falling, Miko, and we should find a place to deal with the night. ”
Physical exhaustion is not exhausting, but mental exhaustion is not so easy to heal.
“...... But we may not be able to move an inch in this city, Qin Gongzi, we don't have relevant road guides and identity certificates. ”
The Son of God has not been on the earth for a long time, but he has quickly mastered some of the rules of China after a thousand years.
The person who issued the fake certificate is unreliable, and the identity and name of the two people alone will cause trouble, even if there is a three-inch tongue that can persuade the people of the small hotel to accept the two, but at this juncture, they will expose themselves and let the other party come to the door.
It's a small place, but this is a city not far from China, and its prosperity and control are destined to increase the infiltration of the organization here, and if he acts recklessly, I am afraid that it will attract the attention of those troublesome people in the first place.
Whether it is staying in a hotel or going to an Internet café or an Internet café, it is unreliable, and it is even more impossible for the two of them to go to the train station and jump under the bridge to sleep for the night! The two of them will never do the stupid thing of sleeping on the street: she will make the two of them look more conspicuous!
Qin En pondered, looking at the group of men and women coming and going on the side of the street, looking at the drunken men and women who came out of the restaurant to drink, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration-
"I can pick up the corpse!"
"Pick Up the Corpse ???"
"Anyway, leave it to me. Qin En took out a large pile of banknotes and said with a smile.
“............ Qin Gongzi, although we have no place to rest, we don't have to go to the cemetery. ”
“......”
Miko didn't understand what the so-called corpse picking was.
Although she quickly integrated into the world after a thousand years, she didn't understand the word "picking up corpses".
When he told her the details of the operation, Miko said, "Then what is the difference between us and robbers?"
"Why bother so much, since we are all wanted, let's just do it to the end!"
“...... Well, that makes sense!"
After reflecting on it carefully, Qin En felt that it was also ...... It's already a wanted criminal for 80 million dollars, what else are you willing to play?
So, things became very simple, Qin En and Shenzi chose an object - the other party happened to be a solitary housegirl, relying on the timeline reading, Qin En found such a character.
The place where she lives belongs to a remote area, it is a community that is not very popular, the residents are lazy, the doorman is cold, there is an unusually strong willow tree in the community, a cold community, in such a place, even if something really happens, the police will be late, it is the 'good place' that Qin En and Shenzi dream of
A sloppy and sloppy woman in her twenties wearing a mask and with a long and indifferent eyes became a victim, and when the woman had just taken off her mask and boots, Qin En and Shenzi broke in and defeated the enemy with one blow!
"Wow, so sloppy, this home!" When he entered the door, Qin En looked at the underwear and pants scattered in all corners of the room, and couldn't help but feel disgusted.
The room where this otaku girl lives is also a hundred square meters, and it can be sloppy like this, and sure enough, single people will always have these problems.
By the way, there is even a mirror facing the bed in this living room, and Qin En couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this scene: This woman lives here alone and doesn't feel panicked?
"Woo woo woo woo !!" The housemaid who was the victim was restrained in the corner of the bed by Feng Cong'er Shenzi with a technique, and a vague voice came out of her mouth.
"But this computer configuration is really good, much better than the one in my house. Qin En sighed, sat in front of the owner's computer and began to browse the web.
"Woo woo !!!!!" especially when Qin En sat in front of her computer and played with her computer - after clicking on a few favorites by the way...... It's a little bit louder.
"Ahh ♂
"Oh ♂ Sell Shaw ♂"
"Roar roar all ♂ to the party ♂"
"Since last year" ♂
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Awkward x3
After the unspeakable audio scenes appeared, Qin En and Feng Cong'er Shenzi couldn't help but be stunned, but the otaku girl hid her face in her knees and gave up on herself, and the whole room revealed an aura of embarrassment.
"Well, personal taste, I won't comment on it......" Qin En resolutely closed the page—and then walked over to the window and opened the thick curtains to watch the situation outside.
Nice view.
Feng Cong'er Shenzi also breathed a sigh of relief after picking up the plastic bag that was thrown near the door of the house: "It seems that the food is not to worry about these days." ”
Although there was a little special episode, both Qin En and Miko were very satisfied, and the two happily decided to live here.
As for the real opinion of the owner of the room?
Qin En took out a thick dozen banknotes from his pocket (some of them were formed by killing the shadow demon crow and others), and then removed the rubber band rope on it, and then threw it on the otaku girl.
Pink banknotes, sprinkled like rain, are additionally formed by the sense of déjà vu...... The goddess scattered flowers in the room.
"We're going to stay here for a few days, and the money is for your rent, yes, or no, give an answer. ”
After the otaku experienced a short, dizzy-like confusion, the single woman who was gagged by Miko and could only make a muffled voice nodded frantically-
............ ,,!
............ Take it and buy it!
When the bills were taken out, the letters yes and the three Chinese characters filled the heart of the lady who lived alone.
Qin En glanced at the Divine Son, and the Divine Son released the shackles of this lonely housemaid, this ordinary, not fat or thin housemaid first looked at the two of them a little nervously, and Qin En and the Divine Son also stared at all her small movements.
After a full half minute of silence, the dead housemaid, who was so white that she seemed to have never been out of the house, squeezed out a service smile that was not very qualified.
"Do you want to eat, do you want to take a shower, or ...... Want an IFI password?"
Qin En and the Divine Son intersected with each other - it's done!
But at the moment when the two decided to stay, a cold feeling suddenly rose in the room!
This feeling is not limited to Qin En and Miko, but is full of the otaku girl who has no magic power and no special abilities - the thermometer hanging on the wall suddenly dropped by six degrees!
Feng Cong'er Miko turned his head sharply to look at the only large mirror in the room, and when Miko turned his head to look, the cold feeling disappeared.
Qin En wandered around this room, touched around, touched, and grinned: "It seems to be quite lively here." ”
The otaku girl cringed and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Do you have anything else in your house besides a computer? I mean the time thing. ”
"Yes. The otaku perked up, then pointed to the TV on the other side of the room, the PS4 that had not been used in a long time, and the tablet on the table.
Miko touched the tablet and then the TV, and said with a deep meaning, "It's very interesting." ”
Qin Enhua smiled ambiguously, opened the curtains again and looked outside the community.
I didn't think it before, but now it'...... As night fell, the shadow of the big willow tree in the darkness looked extremely evil.
"Miko, you're a professional, you say—do we take care of this?"
"If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone...... How's that going?"
"Okay, I'll listen to you about this, if people don't offend me, I won't offend people. ”
The hearts of the two are like mirrors
- What the hell, these two guys
Only that otaku girl, she suddenly felt that these two people's nerves were a little abnormal-