Hearing Xu Xiao's question, Liu Qi glanced back with palpitations, and after making sure that Hai Naji had really gone away, he pouted and said, "It's just a sexually depressed female devil!"

Xu Xiao was shocked by these words, and what shocked him was not that he was an identity, but that Liu Qi even understood sex and depression. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, thinking that he is the champion of the fence and the friend of the Qinglou woman, it is not surprising that he knows this word.

"Then, as soon as she met, she said what are you going to do on her in the spring on the cherry tree?" This sentence was quite chic, so Xu Xiao remembered it, so he threw out the question at this time.

"Ahem, reckless, I was not sensible at that time, I have always heard people say that the devil is beautiful and picturesque, so I am not ashamed, in front of everyone, I said that she is a landscape when she lies down, and a bodhisattva when she sits up, let me see her, I want to do it with her, what to do on the cherry tree in the spring!" Liu Qi kept wiping his sweat.

"Stinky rascal!" Ye Yixin, who was listening next to him, scolded.

Xu Xiao was happy, no wonder this grandson can be a friend of women, a girlfriend of a green building, a champion of the hook column, and even the obscene words of hooligans can be said so fresh and refined.

"What about later?" Xu Xiao wanted to know what was going on.

"It didn't take long for me to meet her, but she didn't kill me, so don't laugh. When she appeared in front of me at that time, she just looked at me with a smile and asked me, aren't you going to do what you did to me on the cherry tree in the spring?" Saying this, Liu Qi paused Xu Xiao noticed that he shivered, obviously recalling it now, he still had palpitations.

She didn't do anything, she just laughed, and then I threw myself on my knees...... Ahem peed my pants, I think I'm going to die!"

Ye Yixin laughed out loud when he heard it, and scolded, bad seeds!

Liu Qi disagreed, "I know you will say this, but how to say that I am also a person who reads, although it is useless." But at least there is a character of a scholar, Xu Xiao swears, at that time, I don't want to kneel even if it is death, but ...... I don't kneel, I feel like I'm going to be crushed!"

Liu Qi said it seriously, Ye Yixin didn't want to say anything to him anymore, and then asked, "Then, why didn't she kill you later?"

Liu Qi glanced back again, and then said, "That's why I know that she's so depressed!"

"This is what I later summed up after a lot of exploration and finally combined with my own experience, although Hena Ji called herself a woman all day long, in fact, she never married at all, but the man must have slept with it, but I don't know if the child has been born or not. ”

"I heard that she used to have a man, and the two had a good relationship, and then the man died somehow, and Hena Kne's heart was full of hatred for brother loneliness, and she hated those who let her man die. So she began to kill people, and then gradually developed a habit, as long as she thought about her man, she would kill people, and the more she killed, the more she killed, and finally she became a demon directly. That's not all, her appetite is getting bigger and bigger, and killing people can't bring her pleasure at all, so she doesn't know which tendon is wrong, and she begins to specialize in poetry and songs. The most important thing is that she also specializes in fishing for the wrong door, and rectifying some ...... that she doesn't have."

After saying this, Xu Xiao probably understood, but he likes poetry and songs, how did he become so depressed?

"Poetry and songs, in fact, there are many kinds, one is majestic, good rivers and mountains, the sun and the moon are vast, gentlemen, it is a good poem, but there are many more, what kind of love and love, morning and twilight, all are full of commotion, all of them are sexual, depressed, especially when women write such poems, it is even more hairy in the crotch, itching is terrible!"

"Get out, stinky rascal, you yourself are the one who writes the most of that kind of poem!" Ye Yixin scoffed at Liu Qi's analogy.

"Ahem, I did write a lot, but that's because I'm smart, I'm good at figuring out people's hearts, I know what they want, what they like, what do you say those Qinglou women want? They think they're lowly, and they think it's a luxury for those who love and love, the more they like this, the more they want to have a talent or something like that to be able to have a section with them, isn't this the reason why there is a boudoir secret book like Du Shi Niang that circulates among them?

"Let's talk about that hena Ji!" Although Xu Xiao felt that Liu Qi said a little consciously, just like many female poets on the Internet, she was in pain all day long, mourning, writing some lonely and cold and other disease-free moans, to put it bluntly, it's not hunger and thirst?!

"This is the truth of this Hena Ji, no, I can't stand the depression, so I turn to hatred, hatred kills, and I don't feel it at all in the end. No, the commotion is starting to shift!"

"But fortunately, Lao Tzu is famous, and she is infatuated with someone who is talented and poetic, so she left a question and asked me to answer, if I can't answer it for three months, she will let me die and can't die again!"

"That's why you're practicing your sword so hard, licking your face and saying that you're from the Demon Sect?"

After listening to it for a long time, Xu Xiao understood that the reason why this guy escaped from the Qinglou and changed his ways, started to practice swords, and wanted to become a master was not because he suddenly wanted to open it, but because he was forced to be helpless!

"Wrong!" Liu Qi said categorically, "Although death is terrible, and I am also afraid of death, this is definitely not the reason why I practice swords, the main reason is that I want to conquer her and comfort her!"

Xu Xiao swore that if he hadn't grasped it tightly, he would have almost fallen, which is also the reason, the reason?

"There are thousands of women in Qinglou, which one is not tamed by me, since I am called a friend of the girls, and I vow to save the sexually repressed girls in the depths of the vast depths, how can I not save her?"

This grandson is starting to sublimate himself again, and he is about to smoke, and he says that he is so great!

Liu Qi's reason obviously couldn't convince the two, and he knew it himself, so he quickly waved his hand and said, "Let's be honest." I like her, I have to work hard to practice my sword and become a master, so that I can conquer her and slowly save her!"

That's a good reason!

"By the way, what do you think of that sentence that there are high-rise buildings in the northwest? This is so amazing, why didn't I think of it? Also, did you make up the question that the crow laughed at the pheasant for not being as white as him?"

"You'd better tell me first, what do you mean by winking at me?"

"That's because I'm afraid that you are talking nonsense, you don't understand her rules, and if you can't answer her question for three months, you'll die miserably, but ask a question she can't answer, and she can help you do one thing!"