【089】Bad idea
There's one more fan, I'm so happy ^_^, thank you for the "evil god of the sky", thank you for supporting O(∩_∩)O haha~
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"Poof!~" There was a bang, and the unscrupulous God grandfather finally appeared again. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Dangdang, haha, my great god has appeared again, Aiyi, you haven't seen me for so long, have you missed me?" God asked with a big smile and a big face.
"Hmph, I haven't seen your shadow for so long, where did you die? I thought you would never appear again. I asked angrily.
"Aiyi, you know, I am God, as the master of tens of thousands of planes, this God's affairs are really too busy, even if I have three heads and six arms, it is not enough. ”
"Hmph!" I crossed my arms and gave God a blank look, just looking for a reason.
"Besides, there has been another big event on your earth recently, I wonder if you have heard of it?" asked God, brushing his white beard.
"Please, God, can you use your brain? I've been away from Earth for a long time, how can I know what is happening on Earth? Is there another unlucky guy who was hit by a bicycle because of his righteousness? Did you let him cross it too? and become a girl?"
"Aiyi, I know you're very annoyed that I've let you cross, but God is also trying to make you happy, you see, you have arranged for you to be an upright and brave swordsman like Diharut, a genius boy who is proficient in magic, and your loyal guard, Kredir, Nana, and Shalena, who is both beautiful and wise, you want to marry or want Lily, there is plenty of space, why are you still unhappy?" God smiled.
"I don't want to get married, and I don't want lilies. I said angrily.
"Okay Aiyi, you are no longer a child, you are the princess of the Guruding Kingdom, the future heir to the throne, and you are also the quasi-saintess of the Holy See of Light, you are the focus of attention, I will not spoil you like Li Moumou's mother. God said with a slight frown.
"What is Li's mother?" I frowned strangely.
"Recently, a big thing happened on your earth, when a guy named Li Moumou went to the bar with a few other so-and-so, he took a girl Yang Moumou and went to the hotel to snap a bang. ”
"What's the matter? Isn't this normal thing on Earth?" I asked, curiously.
"I know this kind of thing is normal, but, the problem is, after the popping is over, that Yang Moumou actually said that he is a virgin (harmonious) girl, do you think it is strange?" God said with wide eyes.
"Wouldn't it? That sister is too funny, isn't it? Since she is a virgin, she still wants to open a room with those so-and-so? Isn't that a clear loss?"
"Here's the problem, that Yang Moumou said that he was a virgin, and he turned his face and said that those strong women fucked her, which is even more strange. God said with an exaggerated expression.
"Ahh I said angrily.
"I also think this Yang Moumou is a bit inauthentic, but later she actually won the lawsuit, and those so-and-so compensated her with more than 100,000 yuan respectively, and was sentenced, especially that Li Moumou was sentenced to ten years in prison, of course, it may also be a ten-year probation. God rubbed his head and said.
"How can this be? Does that judge eat rice? Why don't you investigate the truth? A girl opening a room with a few so-and-so is very dangerous in itself, doesn't she have any sense of self-protection?"
"Well, I seem to have forgotten to say that before opening the room, she said that she didn't want to go, but she was forcibly dragged to the private room by Li Moumou, and it seems that she was also beaten by Li Moumou. God gasped.
"Fainted, in this way, people Yang Moumou disagreed, and if he didn't agree, he took someone to open a house, of course, it was wrong, it was Liu Moumou's fault. ”
"It's not Liu Moumou, it's Li Moumou. God corrected.
"Since you forcibly open a house with someone against the will of other girls, you should be sentenced according to the crime of committing a bow girl. ”
"The problem is that it is clear that Li Moumou is at fault first, but Li Moumou's mother has repeatedly said that he is not wrong, and said that he will support him to the end, this kind of mother who is wrong and does not change, and is wrong to the end, is really rare, just like a thief's mother, the thief liked to steal things when he was a child, every time he stole something, his mother praised him for being very sensible and well-behaved, and he would take something from home, and the thief thought that it was a good thing to take things from home, so the more he stole and the bigger he became, and then he was caught by the government, and when he wanted to cut off his head, he suddenly remembered his mother, if it wasn't for his mother so indulgent when he was a child, he wouldn't be where he is today, the remorseful thief bit off his mother's Mimi. God spat and said.
"It's very reasonable, but what does Li Moumou have to do with his mother?" I frowned.
"Hey, hey, it's far away. God smiled awkwardly and patted his head, "By the way, Aiyi, is there anything you need God's help with now?"
"Of course, Diharut got lost in the forest, most likely captured by the wizard Dalise, I want to get him out as soon as possible, you just tell me where the witch is. I said anxiously.
"Uh, this... I'm afraid this won't work, Aiyi, this script must be very logical, I can't openly interfere with your script, otherwise it will seem unreal. God said hypocritically.
"What are you going to do? What if Diharut is in danger? I can't just watch him hang up, he's the male lead in your script." I said huffingly.
"Well, did I mention that Diharut is the male number one?" God blinked in confusion.
"It's not the male number one, so why are you arranging so many scenes for him? What kind of descendant of the ancient light king Gil Hazart, and an extremely sharp sword of Gil Hazat, with identity, treasures, and strength, what is not the male number one?"
"Aiyi, you're getting smarter, you can even see this, hehe......" God smiled.
I'm speechless, if I can't even see this, then what else can I do as a female number one?
"I can't help you find DeHarut, but I can remind you that this magician Hain next to you, with his ability to perceive, can help you find the witch. God laughed.
"No, Hai En has already tried it just now, he is now a second-order magician, the strength of the witch seems to be a third-order, and the strength is a whole bit worse, and the witch seems to have used some kind of spiritual power enchantment magic, Hai En can't break it, so it is impossible to find the exact location of the witch at all. As I was talking, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and snapped my fingers, "By the way, God, didn't you be Hain's teacher last time when you were in Dean?
"Hehe, you don't have to think about this, the same plot can't appear twice in the plot, otherwise the reader will get bored, and you have to go through other methods. God stroked his beard and said.
"What's the way to do that?"
"What a stupid girl, I didn't even think of it, hey......" God sighed and shook his head.
"What?"
"Have you forgotten?" you are the Holy Maiden of the Holy See of Light, as long as you get your chastity, you can be promoted to the next god, have you forgotten?" God's words made me shudder.
"God, aren't you? Do you want me and Hain XXOO? I simply refused.