Today is really an unlucky day, when crossing the road, I acted bravely, helped a grandmother with weak legs to cross the road, but suddenly suffered a car accident, in a hurry, I pushed the grandmother out, but I was knocked away. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The moment of being knocked away was too short, so I lost consciousness before I could cry out in pain, as for what I was knocked into...

Hiss!~ It's going to be miserable, right?

When I woke up from my stupor, I suddenly found myself standing in a very white room, and the white light in the room was even a little dazzling.

In the midst of the white man, an old man with a white beard was floating in the air, looking at me with a smile on his face.

"Ji Xiaoran, male: 18 years old, he has done 99 good things in his life, the last good deed, helping the old lady cross the road, unfortunately he was hit by a car and died. ”

Well, who is this old man, and how do you know me so well?

Oh? No, what did he say? Hit by a car and killed?

Is there a mistake? It's a bicycle, can you die if you get hit by a bicycle? What kind of international joke?

"There is no doubt that you are indeed dead, because when you were hit by a bicycle, your head unfortunately touched a sharp stone on the ground, and the stone broke your head, so you died of a cerebral hemorrhage. ”

"How is that possible? I see that the road is very clean, and there are no stones? And even if there is a sharp stone, why would I have such a little back and touch the tip of the stone with my head?" I asked in puzzlement.

"Hehe, because I'm God, I said there were stones in that place, and so, there were stones in that place. ”

"Damn, is God great? Can God take care of human life? Moreover, I am still doing good deeds, you make good people live short, what kind of good God are you?"

"Your intentions are good, but have you ever wondered what you did before dodging the bike?"

"What did I do before I dodged the bike? Of course, I pushed the old lady out of the way, otherwise how dangerous would it be if the old lady was hit by a car?"

"But, have you ever thought about what the result was when you pushed the old lady?"

"I was already fainting, how do I know?"

"It was precisely because you pushed the old lady that the old lady happened to be run over by the car passing on the opposite side, causing the old lady to die of intracranial hemorrhage. ”

"How is it possible? There's a zebra crossing, doesn't the driver have long eyes? The zebra crossing is to slow down, and besides, seeing the old lady to take the initiative to avoid, these are clearly written on the traffic rules, doesn't the driver even have this bit of common sense? Moreover, he actually ran over the old lady, how is this possible?" I solemnly protested.

"However, the driver was drinking. "God's words almost knocked me off the spot.

"Drinking? The new traffic rules stipulate that drivers are not allowed to drink alcohol on the road, so why does he dare to drive after drinking?"

"Because I am God, I let him open it, and he opened it. God smiled weirdly, and I got goosebumps all over my body when I laughed.

"I said God, you're not idle, you're here to play with me on purpose?" I pursed my lips impatiently, crossed my arms, and squinted at the white-bearded old man floating in the air.

"It's really boring these days, there's nothing new at all, that's why I'm going to make a little joke on you. God smiled apologetically.

Listening to his unashamed words, I almost froze.

What is a little joke? You played my life with a little joke, damn it!!

"Okay, don't be too angry, in your previous life, you were just a **silk boy who didn't change his name, and he didn't even have the courage to confess to his beloved girl, what's the difference between living and dying?"

"Uh... "Well, God counts you ruthless, you were poked in the underbelly.

"Since you've met me, isn't it easy to be reborn?" God smiled, and I immediately came to my senses.

Yes, with God here, it's not easy to be reborn? If you give me some special abilities or something, such as being able to become rich and handsome, or be able to predict the future, or be able to save all mankind like Superman, wouldn't it be handsome?

"Ahem, don't even think about that, if you are given a golden finger, how will others live?" God decisively interrupted my YY and poured cold water on my head.

"Damn, if you don't open the golden finger, what's the point of heavy work?"

"Although I can't give you the golden finger, I can give you a cultivation system. God blinked very ambiguously, and I was a little confused.

"What kind of cultivation system?"

"For example, the quaint ring on the hand of Xiao Yan, the protagonist of your favorite web novel "Breaking the Sky" in your previous life. ”

Inspired by God, my eyes lit up, "Is that the ring that hides a mysterious old grandfather inside?"

"Yes, for example, I also gave you a magic ring, and besides, there is also a magical grandfather inside, what do you think?"

"Is it also Yao Lao?"

"Brainless, what's the meaning of Yao Lao? If you have me as a god hidden in your ring, wouldn't it be even more stylish?"

"Really? Doesn't that mean I can summon you at any time?"

"yes, isn't that exciting?"

Wow, if God's grandfather is by my side, then wouldn't I be invincible? God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, I think who will dare to provoke me in the future?

"Of course, I won't help you kill people and set fires, and you don't have the luxury of expecting me to help you kill the gods and destroy the Buddha, that kind of thing is not even more likely. "God is another basin of cold water that ruthlessly extinguishes my newborn hope.

"Don't help me, so what do I want you for?" I said sourly.

"I can't help you, but I can design your life? Imagine if you edited your life into a script, and I am the director of your life, and you start a journey of life according to the script I designed, wouldn't it be very interesting?" God laughed rather strangely.

"What? You edit my life script?"

"Yes, for example, how cool would it be for me to reincarnate you in an otherworldly continent where magic and vindictiveness coexist, to transform you from the X silk of your previous life to a nobleman admired by everyone, and then to give you a gorgeous appearance, so that everyone who sees you can marvel at your beauty?" God raised his eyebrows ambiguously.

Nani, make me rich and handsome, and noble, and have a gorgeous appearance, and make everyone who sees me marvel at my beauty?

"God grandpa, I think your script editor is simply too creative, well, I think such a good script, you should continue to create it, don't be a eunuch!" I said seriously, in fact, my heart has long been happy, it seems that my little brother is going to run from time to time, become rich and handsome, oh also!

"So, you're okay with that?"

"Agree, 10,000 agree!~" I quickly nodded, for fear that the fickle God would suddenly change his mind.

"Okay, the script starts to execute!~" After God finished speaking, he waved his fingers, and suddenly the white mangs were blooming, and my eyes were white, and then, I lost consciousness gorgeously.