Chapter 46 System = Sister Shake Sauce
"The Count lifted Dela's clothes gently, and Dela's eyes were tightly closed, and her body trembled," Donna blushed as she read "The Crimson Earl", and as the place became more and more unsightly, Donna's voice trembled, and her legs tightened together, "See, see, I saw the Count take the red bud on Dela's chest, and Dela let out..."
"My God, this scale..."Even if it was Cai Xiaobai, who had read all the avi and lifan in his previous life, his face was red at the moment, and the loneliness and Li Feng on the side kept swallowing saliva, as for the girls, Liya and Liana had already lowered their heads crimson, the bright color, as if they were about to drip water, and their slender long legs were put together, and the appearance was not much better than that of Lonely and Li Feng. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Donna, who finished reading a paragraph, breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Leah, who was bowing her head and didn't dare to look at her, and said angrily: "Leah, you're dead." ”
Five minutes later, Liana stood up in a daze and danced.
Eight minutes later, Lonely recounted the fact that he liked Liana with a depressed face.
Thirteen minutes later, Cai Xiaobai got up with a blinded face and learned to bear it.
Seventeen minutes later, Leah was sanctioned by Donna and danced a fragrant dance...
The next morning, when the sunlight shone into the room, Cai Xiaobai, Li Feng, Lonely, Liya, Donna, and Liana were lying on the carpet and sleeping soundly, while Gehr looked at the sleeping faces of several people with a confused face.
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"This night's sleep, sleeping until the morning, is so comfortable. Cai Xiaobai said.
"Boss, what are we doing now?" asked Li Feng, eating his bread.
Hearing Li Feng's question, Liya and the others also raised their heads and looked at Cai Xiaobai, it was obvious that this was the first day that everyone had formed a team.
Cai Xiaobai took a sip of coffee in a very toneful manner, and then said with a smile: "Everyone is free, go shopping if you want to go shopping, sleep if you want to sleep, drink if you want to drink, go out to play, in short, everyone is happy." ”
"Alright, Donna, Liana, Ai Mi, let's go shopping. Liya said imposingly.
"Okay. Donna agreed.
"Hmm. Liana nodded in agreement.
Ai Mi glanced at Cai Xiaobai, and then nodded as well, "Okay." ”
"Alone, Gehr, shall we go to the tavern for a drink?" Li Feng suggested.
"Okay. Gehr laughed.
Lonely also nodded and said, "Anyway, it's nothing, go ahead." ”
"Boss, what about you?" asked Li Feng.
Everyone also looked at Cai Xiaobai, and they also wanted to know what Cai Xiaobai was doing.
"Me, I'll just walk around. Cai Xiaobai said.
So, after eating, the crowd dispersed.
Cai Xiaobai walked casually, walked directly to Saradoga Square, looking at the huge fountain statue in the center of the square and the flower bed benches around it, Cai Xiaobai found a place where no one was lying on the recliner, the afternoon sun shone on his face, Cai Xiaobai felt very comfortable.
"System, I've joined Saradoga Hero Academy, why hasn't the first mission shown that I've completed it?" Cai Xiaobai asked the doubts in his heart.
"It takes seven days for the academy to officially announce the news before it is officially joined, and now the host is only halfway done. The cute voice of the system sounded.
Listening to the feminine voice of the system, Cai Xiaobai was always a little uncomfortable in his heart, so Cai Xiaobai asked: "That, can you not call me host?
"Okay, what does the host want the host to call the host?master?Xiaobai?or Ernie sauce?" The system's crisp voice like a yellow bird made Cai Xiaobai suspect that the system was really a cute girl, and when she thought of a beautiful girl calling herself: Master?Ernie sauce?Cai Xiaobai felt a wave of evil surging in his heart, which was so cool.
Cai Xiaobai dared to go out with some unhealthy evil thoughts in his head, and said: "Ahem, call me, call me, just call me Brother Xiaobai." In the end, Cai Xiaobai still chose a more normal one, after all, he still has to broadcast live, he believes that if the group of guys in the anchor room hear the system call their master in the voice of a cute girl or something, they will be on the Blue Star News that day, and it is definitely a negative kind, and even the title Cai Xiaobai can guess eight or nine without leaving ten, what "unscrupulous anchor imprisons beautiful girls", what "a famous anchor has a dark heart, and actually lets a female robot do that kind of thing for herself", what "shameless! The girl shouted to the master, a famous anchor is this kind of person!", in short, there is no positive energy on the cliff, full of negative energy, full of ruining Cai Xiaobai's reputation, and even Cai Xiaobai has seen that kind of scene, countless people shouted "Yin dang anchor, ruin my youth!"
So, Cai Xiaobai decided to let the system call him Brother Xiaobai, which is more cordial, and will not let the audience misunderstand him.
However, people have to say that there are always some wonderful misunderstandings or dirt that happen, and as a result, when Cai Xiaobai interacted with the beautiful anchor live at night, then there was really an accident.
"Bring me a pack of cigarettes. Cai Xiaobai said casually.
"Good Ernie sauce. A brisk female voice suddenly sounded, and then, and then Cai Xiaobai was stunned.
"Anchor, can you explain where that cute girl's voice came from?"
"Anchor, are you worthy of Goddess Ai Mi for doing this?"
"Did you hear what that cute girl just called the anchor?"
"Ernie-chan, you bastard Ojisan!"
"Grave anchor, mud!"
“...”
"Uh... Did something happen just now?" Cai Xiaobai pretended to have amnesia, and at the same time said angrily in his heart: "You bastard system, come out, come out!"
"What's wrong Ernie sauce?" The cute voice of the system sounded, making Cai Xiaobai feel that his whole person was not good.
"Why do you learn to talk to cute girls in a system? Are you so deliberate?" Cai Xiaobai said angrily.
"yes, congratulations Oni-chan, you guessed it. The cheerful tone of the system almost made Cai Xiaobai think that he was really talking to a girl.
Cai Xiaobai covered his face, Cai Xiaobai was a little broken, he felt that he was about to lose control of the power of the desolation in his body, but what happened next was really beyond Cai Xiaobai's expectations, moving in an irreversible direction, just like the rolling torrent of history crushing all the ups and downs on the road, and the steel train crushing all the dead on the railway, it was impossible to stop it...
I saw that a cute two-dimensional girl suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, to be precise, she suddenly appeared on Cai Xiaobai's shoulder in front of hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, and saluted and said: "Hello everyone, I am Ernie sauce's system, you can call me sister shake sauce~"
"Sister Shake Sauce, why did you make it by Akasaka Ryunosuke?!" Cai Xiaobai was speechless, in his previous life, he watched Sakura Village several times because he liked the second dimension, and he couldn't be more clear about the communication software made by Akasaka Ryunosuke, but after all, it was the second dimension, and suddenly a cute girl appeared and said that she was a sister shake sauce, and it was still a big blow to Cai Xiaobai.
"Ahem, this product is a system, it is a system, it is a system, the important thing is said three times, the most important thing is, everyone believe me, this product has nothing to do with me!" Cai Xiaobai looked at the hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room without tears.
However, the unanimous reaction was:
"streamer, I'm going to call the police!"
"Grave anchor, I'm going to call the police!"
"Dirty anchor, I'm going to call the police!"
"Shameless anchor, I'm going to call the police!"
“...”
Then, Cai Xiaobai's reaction was: "Made!110? I found a mysterious creature here, quickly find those national mysterious organizations, otherwise I will be out of control of the scene!"
In the end, this interaction with the beautiful anchor ended successfully, really, although there was no half of the beautiful anchor throughout the article, but it really ended successfully, the biggest protagonist of this interaction was not Cai Xiaobai, and even, Cai Xiaobai is more like a dispensable guy, it has always been the system, that is, the two-dimensional sister Shake Sauce interacts with the audience and various beauty anchors, Cai Xiaobai has already hid aside and drew circles, but, this is not the point, the point is that the guy who is Sister Shake sauce actually said that in order to give back to the audience, he will randomly select a lucky audience for a three-day tour of the other world, and all the costs are all on Cai Xiaobai's head, which made Cai Xiaobai unbearable.
"Why are you so rough for me! I know you're here, don't pretend to be dead! If someone really comes to the other world, who will take care of him? Everyone is so busy? Can you not make trouble for the audience and friends? What if the reader is angry?" Cai Xiaobai couldn't help but shout loudly.
"This, although I blame me for not telling Ernie sauce in advance, but Ernie sauce, you must know that making the audience happy is Ernie sauce's biggest task, and this time it is actually a task issued by the system. Sister Shake sauce said, and with a wave of her little hand, a taskbar appeared in front of Cai Xiaobai.
"Tick... Side quest start:
Side Quest: A lucky viewer will be randomly selected for a three-day trip to the Atlas, requiring the host to accompany the whole process and safely let the lucky audience spend the three days; task reward: Complete the task will get the artifact package x1, and the host will lose half of the popularity and subscription if the mission fails. ”
"Damn, isn't it just to let an ordinary person live in the other world for three days? Labor and management have done it!" Cai Xiaobai decided to do it after seeing the artifact gift package.
Of course, there may be gentlemen here who ask, so, what about the gift package that Cai Xiaobai got after reaching 100 million popularity and subscribing before?
When the popularity and subscriptions of Cai Xiaobai's live broadcast room reached 100 million, Cai Xiaobai received three gift packages, an artifact gift package, a 100 million popularity gift package, and a 100 million subscription package, with a total of the following rewards:
"Tick... The host opens the 100,000,000,000 popularity package to get Resurrection Coin x1. ”
"Tick... The host opens a 100 million subscription package to get a weapon upgrade volume x1. ”
"Tick... The host opens the artifact pack and obtains the artifact: Soap x1. ”
So, this is why Cai Xiaobai didn't show it to the audience after he secretly opened it.
"It's okay to have a resurrection coin and an upgrade volume, what the hell is the soap out of the artifact gift pack?!" Cai Xiaobai roared like this...