What a roar it was.

The old village chief spilled all the wine, the little kid hugged his ass and cried, and the big man cried when he looked at the toilet paper that fell on the ground (well, he kept squatting in the toilet)

Xiao Ming pretended to be calm, looked in that direction, and said lightly: "Let's see that the deity accepts him!"

And then......

"Hey, Daxian, you're in the wrong place, the monster is over there. ”

Little kids are always annoying, especially those with bare butts and runny noses.

Xiao Ming was embarrassed and coughed, "This, you don't read much, I don't blame you, I won't tell you the truth that the earth is round." ”

"But you've told me so. The little kid was puzzled.

Xiao Ming: ...... Okay, you cow, you cock, I'll coax, I'll withdraw.

said that it was too late, and Xiao Ming turned into a streamer and fled to the sky.

In fact, to be honest, it's okay if Xiao Ming doesn't fly, think about it, the sky is so dark, the monster can't get lost, and go to the island country, and then Ultraman came out and yelled, "Take care of ...... for me"

(Watch me transform, Ultraman Tiga!!)

But as soon as Xiao Ming flew, it was like a big light bulb in the sky, which flashed to explode properly.

The monster was already short-sighted, and its nickname was blind, but now it's okay, and Xiao Ming went to it, and the big lump flew directly over the entire village, chasing Xiao Ming and screaming.

The people in the villages below were stunned, especially the little kids, who were moved, "Woo woo...... I was wrong, I was really wrong, it turned out that Daxian still loved me. ”

I don't know if Xiao Ming heard the voice in the heart of the little boy now, anyway, he was going to cry.

Look back, take a look, and howl.

Look back, look again, howl again.

What is the whole thing about this Nima, why are you chasing me as an only son? I'm not the goddess of your dreams, besides, aren't all goddesses linked to the service industry now? You just give money, what are you chasing?

Xiao Ming was injured, and it turned out that being handsome was also a sin.

(A certain grass in the wilderness: Mom, look, that brother is flying in the sky again.) ）

This person and a beast were stunned and chased another 108,000 miles, Xiao Ming was more and more bored the more he flew, the more boring he became, and he almost fell asleep when he flew, and the monster hadn't caught up yet, so Xiao Ming wondered, stopped in a sharp turn, greeted him, and scolded at the monster: "Can you keep up? Do you have professional ethics? I don't have a sense of urgency at all." ”

The monster is very aggrieved in his heart, you fucking fly so fast to blame me? You can't wait for me? I don't understand cooperation at all, I don't know how to divide the two evils, and cooperation is both benefits? I don't know how to make the readers look good? That must have a sharp struggle, then there must be a fight, do you understand?

Xiao Ming was angry on the spot, you told me that you had to fight, you think I am Ji Hao, I will be strong and weak.

(That's the fans, let's, we'...... Woowoowoo...... ）

The monster thinks about it and makes sense, saying that he is empathetic, you go, go as far as possible, it's better not to come back.

Xiao Ming smiled happily at the time, turned around and left, but not long after leaving, the more Xiao Ming thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, no, he was a big Luo Jinxian, why would he be afraid of a fairy? Is this his head kicked by a donkey, or the donkey's head kicked by the author.

At that time, Xiao Ming turned around and beat the monster is fat, and then returned to the village with the monster's little tail and slammed it on the ground.

The monsters wept and burst into tears, lying on the ground, unable to live or die.

"Little beast, why don't you get up, can you play with me?"

The little kid snorted and tugged at one of the monster's hairs.

The monster said that my sorrow is a river against the current, you don't care about me.

The little kid cried, turned around, ran to Xiao Ming's forehead, and said, "Daxian, Daxian, can you let the little beast play with me?"

Xiao Ming will be sulking, think about it, a big Luo Jinxian was scared away by a small monster, this is simply a shame, the biggest shame.

When the little kid saw Xiao Ming ignoring him, he cried, turned around and ran, rushing into the toilet at the east end of the village.

"Woooooooooo......oo Daddy, Daddy, Daisen bullied me. ”

The strong man looked at the toilet paper that was rubbed off again, and wanted to cry without tears, even if he was a fractured patient, no one cared about it, this girl still came to make trouble, and her buttocks were frosted, not to mention that it had already killed Yoneda......

Xiao Ming looked at the old village chief in front of him, who was also sighing, thought for a while, and asked, "Old man, why are you sighing?"

The old village chief, "Daxian, you don't understand, our life is very hard." ”

"Why?"

The old village chief, "It's not Xu Xiaoming, the number one villain in the flood wilderness, who got it." ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Ming was stunned on the spot, and looked at the old village chief with his eyes.

"My family lives on the other side of this mountain, there is a baby and a mother at home, life is boundless, I hate that Xu Xiaoming, provoke the dragon and phoenix at the beginning, destroy my house and kill my mother, this hatred is crying, I hate my rat spirit, the talent is shallow, the cultivation is shallow, and there is no way to revenge the heaven......s."

With a cry, the surrounding villagers gathered more and more, and all of them turned into prototypes, including cows, tigers, snakes, birds, and foxes...... One by one, they all looked up to the sky and roared, and tears the size of beans dripped down.

"Why? Why are we always the ones who get hurt?"

The old village chief cried, "We haven't done anything, why?"

Xiao Ming was shocked, looked at the old village chief tremblingly, and was speechless for a long time.

"Daxian, I beg you to save us, right?" the old village chief asked as he knelt down with a bang.

Xiao Ming nodded.

The old village chief pointed to the heaven and earth in the east, "The war between the dragon and the phoenix is about to spread, and we the remnants can no longer survive, so I beg you to take our children away and leave a fire." ”

Xiao Ming looked at the old village chief in surprise, he thought he would let him save them.

The old village chief smiled, "We are the remnants of the catastrophe, and we don't expect to live anymore, just these children, pitiful." ”

Xiao Ming listened, looked at the little brat, and for a while, he was speechless.

"That's who I am...... Something to mess with?"