Warmly celebrate the establishment of the first village in Honghuang!

(The author is stealing the show...... ）

"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the land, and the masses of the people must fight for their strength and make concerted efforts to cross the century, and a great flood ......"

On the high platform, Xiao Ming was impassioned, pointing to the country, the solemnity of his expression is rare in the world, and the seriousness of the language is difficult to find for eternity, that is, a mouthful of spit is dozens of meters away. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The little black bird pulled the wings of the colorful bird and said softly: "Brother, brother, let's go home, my mother said that it was too dangerous outside." ”

The colorful bird wiped the saliva from his face, and grabbed the little blackbird's wings with one wing, "You're right, brother, we have to listen to our mother." ”

"Uh-huh. The little blackbird nodded, and quickly dodged a mouthful of spit.

"Let's go, brother. ”

Two little birds, you pull me, I pull you, happily bouncing outside.

"Get back!" the rabbit roared, and with a sweep of its big ears, the two birds rolled back, and a mouthful of spit hit the top of their heads.

"In order to protect world peace, carry out love and true justice, cute and charming decent characters... (for an hour...... ）... Now, I announce that the first village of the Honghuang Wilderness, the hybrid village, has been officially established, and everyone applauds!"

(quack...... Crows fly by)

Xiao Ming, please tell me that you are not serious, or will you believe me if I spray you to death with a sip of salt soda?

Hybrid village, hybrid village, why don't you call it a hybrid village?

Or do you want to kill a few of us, hybridization, what do you think of the creatures on the flood waste? What do your fellow Wolf Clan and Rabbit Clan think? What do you want our future children to think?

If they ask us, "Baba, are we crossed by you and a few other uncles?"

How do you make us answer?

Can you still have a face?

The expected applause did not come as expected, Xiao Ming was a little unhappy, he stared, and swept the two birds like a laser gun, "What, you don't agree?"

The two birds shuddered, "Agree, agree, absolutely agree!"

(The voice of the two birds: Mom, come and save the baby, there are bad people here.) ）

"That's good!" Xiao Ming slapped his face and said happily: "Then I declare that the first village of the flood wilderness, the hybrid village, is now ......"

"Stop!"

Hearing a loud roar, the old wolf rose into the sky, and the huge wolf claws slapped down fiercely at Xiao Ming, shouting while patting, "I'll smash you to death, did you ask me?

With a "bang", Xiao Ming flew out.

(Above the flood, Xiaocao shook her head, "Mom, Mom, look, meteor.) ”）

The old wolf stood on the high platform and glared at the two birds, "I declare that the hybrid village is invalid!"

The two birds trembled, the chick nodded like a peck of rice, and the little black bird raised its wings in agreement.

"Old wolf, what do you mean?" In the distance, after a roar, Xiao Ming's roar came from afar, with three points of anger and seven points of shame.

"What do I mean?" The old wolf smiled, do you think the name of the hybrid village is very good? "You have such a **** name, forget it, the key is that you don't discuss it with me, don't you want my deputy village chief to be a cadre?" I tell you, Xiao Ming, if you want to do a word, there is no door!"

"Yiyantang?" Xiao Ming was angry, thinking that how could I be a Young Pioneer in the 21st century to do such a capitalist thing, you are not insulting me, you are insulting my physical education teacher.

(The PE teacher cried blindly: I've never been to class.) ）

"Who's going to do it? Didn't I already ask for advice?"

"When did you ask for advice?"

Xiao Ming turned around, stretched out his hand, and stabbed it directly into the little black bird's mouth, "You say, I haven't discussed it with you?"

"Forehead...... "Looking at Xiao Ming's fierce eyes, the little black bird is cute, and it's my business? I'm just here to make soy sauce."

Just when the little black bird was entangled, Xiao Ming waved his hand again, and his fingers poked directly into the mouth of the colorful bird, "Say, did I also ask for your opinion!"

At this moment, the mood of the colorful bird is complicated, this finger poked into the mouth of the little black bird, and then into his own mouth, does this mean that the little black bird has an indirect kiss? Is my first kiss taken away by my brother?

Huh? My first kiss is gone?

The colorful bird's eyes widened, and his expression quickly faded, becoming desperate and lonely, and then, "Wow, wow, wow, wow......"

"Cry wool!" Xiao Ming slapped the colorful bird to the ground, turned around, wiped his nose, wiped his mouth, and straightened his waist, "How about it, I said I'm very democratic." ”

"You, you, you!" The old wolf was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas returned to the West and the three Buddhas deceived the corpse, "What about me, what about my opinion, where did you put my opinion!"

"What do you think?

Xiao Ming's face is hideous, like a vicious beast, comparable to gluttony, like a poor strange.

But what is the use of this expression to the old wolf? I saw him stiffly push up, "Why don't I have an opinion! I am the deputy head of this village!"

"Huh?" Xiao Ming was obviously stunned, "Why are you the deputy village chief?"

"Why don't I ......," the old wolf's eyes widened, "you didn't count me in at all, did you?"

"Eh~ how is it possible, don't make trouble. Xiao Ming waved his hand shyly, "Which of us is with whom, right......?"

As he spoke, Xiao Ming stretched out and hit the old wolf coquettishly.

The two little birds had never seen such a brazen creature, and an unbearable nausea emerged from the primordial spirit, only reaching the cranial nerves...... "vomit~"

The rabbit patted the two birds pityingly, poor child, how will you live in the future?

"I'm telling you, it's not just me who wants to be the deputy village chief, but the rabbit also has to be the deputy village chief!"

The rabbit was so frightened that he raised his hand and threw the two birds out, "I'll go~ I didn't mean that." ”

"Did you hear it, the rabbit said to go, if you don't pick it up, hum, you will bear the consequences!"

Rabbit:......

Xiao Ming was forced to be anxious, gritted his teeth, and stomped his feet, "Dang, you all come to be the deputy village head, but I tell you, it's called the hybrid village, if you want to change it, no way!"

"Why?"

The four goods spoke in unison.

"Look at you one by one, you rabbit, your father is a monkey, your mother is a rabbit, you dare to say that you are not crossbred. ”

The rabbit bowed his head in shame.

"Besides, old wolf, if you're a purebred wolf, I'll put my head here. ”

The old wolf looked up at the sky.

"And you two birds!" Xiao Ming scolded angrily!

The two birds stiffened, stood upright, and looked like I was a good baby.

"Uh...... By the way, what the hell are you two doing?"