Chapter 1: This artifact is rubbish!
The sky was hung with red, purple and blue suns.
Red is hot, purple is mysterious, blue is cold, obviously, this is not earth.
Under the three scorching suns, a bitter gourd face held a broom taller than a person, sweeping and sweeping against the white and flawless white jade ground. The broom rubbed against the white jade ground and made a 'squeak' screeching sound, expressing his resentment that was more wronged than Dou E.
"This kind of day, this job, the master has never done it at home in his life, and he didn't want to come here to suffer this kind of crime!"
The linen clothes on his body are tattered and tattered, and Nima under his armpits is still leaking?
The small Bailey-shaped hat on his head couldn't hide the scorching heat of the sun at all.
Looking down, the straw sandals under his feet were rotten to the point of revealing his toes. Every time Lu Guan saw his miserable appearance, he felt heartwarming and sulked.
I have a good life on earth, but why did I come here to suffer this sin?
"I believe in 'Pandora', you will definitely be able to become the emperor who is admired by all and stands above the gods!
Every time Lu Guan has a grudge, there will be such a sweet and soft voice in his soul, which sounds more intoxicating than the voice actor to comfort him.
And then the egg...
In the early days, when he first descended on the Divine Domain, Lu Guan did have such a sweet dream.
But the reality is cruel.
He has accepted the reality, no, it should be said that he has no extravagant expectations. In fact, otaku are very easy to accept the reality of frustration.
Lu Guan is like that.
He had been freed from his fantasies, and he would never again be bewitched by the garbage artifact 'Pandora' that brought him to the Divine Domain.
"Master, you are hairy, the master can do the work of serving people and laughing here, isn't it because you bastard garbage artifact?
It's good that Pandora doesn't speak, but as soon as she speaks, Lu Guan is angry.
If it weren't for this intoxicating voice, he would never have clicked on the link to that unknown website, and if he didn't click on that link, he would still be able to live on Earth watching small films, eating some junk food, and living at home.
Whoever made him owe, after clicking on that link, was parasitic in the depths of his soul by the 'Pandora' of this so-called artifact.
Then, he took him to this land full of gods, and the servants of gods were not as good as dogs!
"Ahem, don't talk about people like that~ It's not completely useless, master, didn't you get eternal life?"
"Eternal life, hehe, if the price of eternal life is a lifetime of human beings, slaves, this eternal life is not necessary. ”
Lu Guan smiled self-deprecatingly, on the earth, for thousands of years, how many people have hoped for eternal life.
Although, he got it.
Parasitized by an artifact, even if he is a mortal, he can ascend to heaven and obtain eternal life. However, the premise of this eternal life is only that the life span is endless.
But natural disasters**, Lu Guan still can't avoid it.
In the realm of gods everywhere, as long as a random guy with divinity comes and moves his little thumb, he can be killed thousands of times in seconds!
Just a newborn sub-divine beast can swallow him without spitting out a bone.
In order to avoid being casually 'piggybacked', Lu Guan could only take refuge in a stronger family, as a servant, doing rough work, and living a life of being enslaved under the fence.
For Lu Guan, who was born in the twenty-first world, this really made him unable to accept it calmly.
Pandora continued to bewitch in a voice full of seduction: "Master, don't be discouraged, they also have unique magical powers among all the artifacts in the Divine Domain!"
"Ah, yes, hehe~"
Lu Guan continued to sweep the floor in frustration, the unique magic power in the mouth of 'Pandora' was just to make Lu Guan sense the general emotions of the other party.
No matter how bad other artifacts are, they have a lot of magical effects.
As for the one in his hand, he can only feel the mood swings of the other party!
Yarn for it?
I'm afraid 'Pandora' is the worst artifact in the entire divine domain. However, no matter how bad an artifact is, as long as a person with divinity has the possibility of becoming a god with an artifact in his hand.
Becoming a god is like a slave becoming a nobleman, turning over, and at least life will not be tight.
But here comes the problem again!
He came from the earth, a proper mortal, without divinity, unable to use divine power, unable to condense the godhead, in other words, impossible to become a god.
Without divinity, even if you have an artifact that can only be possessed by a god, you cannot become a god.
Fortunately, when the artifact is completed, it will be able to operate independently, and the divine power will be self-generated and endless. In this way, Lu Guan, a godless guy, can reluctantly use the artifact.
But it's a pity that Pandora's artifact is really rubbish, and there is not much difference between using it and not!
Just when Pandora was still trying to motivate Lu Guan to say a few words, a man in armor and full armor with a knight's sword at his waist ran from among the flowers not far away.
The man's eyes were forty-five degrees to the sky, and Lu Guan didn't use the aid of the artifact at all to know that this thing looked down on himself. Click, the armor making a slight metallic grinding sound as the man walked.
Lu looked at the past, and a set of data appeared in front of him:
Disdain - 49, Rage - 5
This is Pandora's magical power, which can turn the other party's emotions into data and provide it to the owner's reference. There is no combat effectiveness, no auxiliary role, only the ability to digitize the opponent's emotions.
It's useless, but it's a special effect of the artifact!
"Disdain? means to despise me? Anger? is only 49, probably not to hit me, or people even think that they will get their hands dirty when they beat me. ”
Lu Guan relied on the value given by the artifact to quickly draw conclusions, and he was a little relieved. At least, it won't be 'taken away' by the guy in front of you!
The man came to Lu Guan, his tone was really full of disdain, and he ordered Lu Guan, who was holding a broom and pretending to sweep the floor: "No need to clean, Miss Alice asked you to go to the beast pen, you go now." ”
"Furnish?"
As soon as he mentioned the beast pen, Lu Guan's hair stood up all over his body, and the work of the animal pen was not easy to do!
"Well, hurry up. The Edwards took you in out of chivalric law - to protect the weak and help the orphans. You should be grateful to Dade and give everything you have for the Edward family. Instead of messing around here every day!"
"Yes, yes, I know, I'll go now. ”
What about being able to see the other person's emotions? A person can feel that the other person despises him!
Moreover, even if it is useless to feel it, can he change the other party's opinion of himself?
No!
So, this Pandora is really an eggless artifact! I don't know which god made it for entertainment casually.
Lu Guan sighed, collected his mood, and put the broom back in the utility room. Then he patted the dust on his clothes, and washed his face and hands with water.
Looking at Lu Guan's departing back, the knightly man in armor snorted heavily in a nasal voice, and then strode away.
This knight is full of contempt and disdain for a guy like Lu Guan who only knows how to fool around and mess around every day.
He really didn't understand how he could take in such a lazy guy in the first place.
The luck in Lu Guan's misfortune is that the place where he landed is not another wilderness, if he was in the wilderness of the Divine Domain, Lu Guan would have been eaten by an unknown divine beast to fill his stomach.
As soon as Lu Guan came to the Divine Domain, he fainted on the way to enter the important town of the Knight God Kingdom.
On that day, Maple Edward, the youngest genius apprentice knight of the Edward family, passed by on the way, saw Lu Guan fainting on the side, and brought him back in line with the rules of knighthood to protect the weak.
Later, Lu Guan said that he was orphaned and helpless, so Feng Edward left him in the mansion to do some odd jobs.
Lu Guan trembled through the gravel path, and there were bursts of roars from the sturdy and tall wall made of bluestone blocks beside him.
These roars are deafening outside the bluestone wall, let alone inside, and I am afraid that ordinary people will be bled to death by the seven holes of the earthquake when they enter.
At the end of the small gravel road, a well-groomed white-haired old man stood upright, his tuxedo gently swaying in the wind, like a weeping willow swaying in the breeze against the sunlight.
"Lu Guan, Miss has been waiting inside for a long time. ”
"Old butler, can you tell us something? What is the lady looking for me? Also, what is the situation inside?"
Lu Guan looked up at the housekeeper, and the artifact immediately began to analyze the other party's emotions.
Friendly-5 Fortunately, at least not the disdain in the armor just now, which shows that the old man is still a little friendly to him.
Poor - 20?
Hey, make no mistake, right? That's too high, isn't it? Poor though it doesn't threaten his life, at least the old butler won't do anything to him.
but
Nima, have pity on him!
This shows that the situation inside is very bad, and he will definitely suffer when he goes in. Otherwise, how could you pity him?!
Sure enough, the old butler bent down slightly and whispered to Lu Guan: "Miss Alice's love driver Xiaobai has a tantrum and keeps tearing up the things sent in, you be careful." Let's go in, don't make the young lady wait."
The artifact is useless, even if he knows the other party's emotions, he can't change anything, and the damn fate is still waiting for him.
Xiaobai
More than a dozen black lines appeared on Lu Guan's forehead, and the snow-white giant wolf that was three or four meters tall and could leave a few paw prints on the wall cut with bluestone with a casual dance of his paws.
It is said that Xiaobai is a branch descendant of the divine beast Silver Moon Blood Wolf. As a divine beast, the Silver Moon Blood Wolf has killed several gods, which shows its ferocity.
In the final analysis, this little white has the ferocity of his ancestors in his bones.
The little bones of this mortal of his, if they go in, will not be torn to shreds?!
"I, can I not go?"
Lu Guan tentatively asked the old butler.
I saw the old butler's withered palm resting on his shoulder, and the back of his hand shimmered with a divine power that only a person with divinity could control
"What do you say?" asked the old butler with a smile.
"I, I'd better go"
Lu Guan swallowed his saliva, it seems that if he doesn't go in, he will die now. Get in, at least there's a glimmer of life.