Xiao Ming glanced at Feng Wu......

"This and that...... Hmmm, right...... Everyone is welcome to participate in this ...... Feng beauty contest. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xiao Ming glanced at Feng Wu again......

"Well, the purpose of this contest is this and this...... Jointly build a new flood and famine, and the amount is ...... Aesthetic!"

Xiao Ming continued to glance at Feng Wu......

"So, in the spirit of this fair and just...... Oh no, open this and this...... Principle ......"

"Hmph!" Feng Wu glanced at Xiao Ming coldly.

Xiao Ming was scared on the spot, eldest sister, I am a host, I have made it clear to you, this is called packaging, packaging, turtles! Can we not be scary? Birds are scared to death.

Fortunately, the old wolf has experienced a hundred battles, and when he saw Xiao Ming, he struck a gong, beat a drum, and snorted, "Start!"

The two little birds fluttered their wings and came out, one black and one colorful, with their own beauty, and flew out with a milky voice (of course, pretended) announced, "First of all, we are the representative of beauty and wisdom - Feng Xianxian"

"She twisted her graceful figure, painted ghost-like makeup, scratched her head and walked towards the flood wilderness, she is the new representative of the flood wilderness, in the past 136 million years, she used a dog's blood, set 1,800 fires, burned hundreds of thousands of living beings......

Gods: ...... This is the legendary phoenix with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor? Nerves, what is the difference between this and a ghost car? Hmm? Is the ghost car the legendary king next door?

"Get down, get down!" the rabbit threw a radish at Feng Xian and said he didn't want to talk to her.

"Get down, get down!" "Get down, get down!"

"Get down, get down!"

............

"Okay, everyone's enthusiasm is really the fiery of the thief, thank you for your enthusiasm and expectation, and the next thing that comes to us is the representative of wisdom and virtue - Feng Hanzi"

She walked with a vigorous stride, and her forehead ...... Trot, huh...... Fly to us to meet this ...... Bumped in, she was the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the wilderness, with a strong desire to crash the Buzhou Mountain, crazy hard practice of iron head skills, that was really hitting the sky and the sun...... It's not easy to live to this day, everyone applauds!"

Sparse applause, the gods of the desolation only want to kill this live bird now, how much lack of heart and eye can they plan to hit Zhou Mountain?

Let's not say that you can't break it, just say that this heart has surpassed Ben ****, okay? People will hit the Pentagon at most, and you will directly destroy the world.

In this way, the gaze of the gods became more and more wrong, more and more weird, and even one or two of them had a smell of cumin.

Fortunately, Xiao Ming found this gaze for the first time, and although he missed it, he still stopped the SHOW where Feng Hanzi died all the way to the end.

"Ahem, cough, the next person to enter is the legendary representative of virtue and benevolence - Feng Jiaojiao"

"Jiaojiao! Jiaojiao!"

"Ahh ）

"Sister Jiaojiao, give me an autograph~" (This is To. ）

"Be my wife, Sister Jiaojiao!" (this TM is still a trust)

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"The audience at the scene is still too enthusiastic, and I will be asked to introduce this protagonist with so many athlete's foot (fan group) - Feng Jiaojiao"

"Her full pectoral muscles represent her erudition, her slender lower abdomen fully reflects her modesty, her round buttocks are synonymous with open-mindedness, and those two white and tender thighs ......"

Feng Jiaojiao: ......

Gods: ......

(black line, black line, black line...... ）

I really dare to say anything, this kid is a talent, and when he meets this kind of person, he ****** a word, and he can hide as far as he can, otherwise he won't know how to die!

“...... It's all a support ...... righteousness."

As he spoke, a flame fell from the sky, directly charcoal-roasted the sow's trotters, this charcoal roasted is fragrant, you smell, smell, this smell...... Uh, come, pay a moment of silence to our host Xiao Ming!!

Pig ...... in a charcoal fire Xiao Ming: "Next...... Next......"

The little black bird resisted the urge to laugh and waved his claws, "The next one to appear is our representative of benevolence and justice - Gonggong Feng"

As soon as the gods looked up, they saw a huge ball of meat rolling in the distance, the earth rumbled loudly, and the entire beauty pageant trembled.

, where is the monster, don't show your original form soon!

Hey, no, it's a beauty pageant, so, that is...... The thing in front of you is actually a phoenix? Are you sure? Her wings ...... Oh, those two feathers are wings, and her claws ...... Oh, and the paws are covered by drooping flesh......

"No matter how big the tiger is, no matter how strong the bear is, she is not as thick as her waist, and no matter how awesome the gluttony is, she does not eat much, she is the representative of the female of the flood wilderness, she holds up half of the sky of the flood wilderness, it is she who defines the new aesthetic standard of the flood wilderness......"

"Gott~"

Xiao Ming vomited earth-shatteringly, thinking while spitting, if this is a new standard, I will never find a wife.

"Hey, Xiao Ming, pay attention. ”

Xiao Ming raised his head and smiled apologetically, "That, I'm pregnant, a little pregnant...... Gott~"

Gonggong Feng cried directly, crying with pear blossoms and rain, and when he turned his head, he threw himself directly into the arms of the old wolf, and the two thick little fists thumped and thumped hard.

The old wolf directly vomited blood, vomited, vomited~

(Author: Old wolf, 130,800 years old...... ）

(Old wolf: Get out!)

"The great god on the other side looked, looked, looked, the phoenix here is so beautiful...... Come, let's meet the next ......."

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In this way, in this way, a total of thirty-six Feng Tianjiao completed their displays one after another, showing their demeanor to all the audience friends on and off the stage.

Except for Xiao Ming, who was charcoal-roasted, the old wolf who vomited blood, and the rabbit who was angry because he was a to, the gods with iron faces said that the whole show was perfect!

"Pick up...... Next up...... Please ......."

"Stop!"

Xiao Ming stopped the little blackbird's stuttering in time, and stood on the rostrum with a smile on his face, full of spirit, "Gods, do you remember the big gamble on the shore of Daming Lake a few days ago?"