It's no wonder I'm so surprised, when the college entrance examination ended, after graduation, I went to Beijing to study at university, and the crispy meat went south to work in Guangdong and Guangzhou, why did it appear in Pu'er City, Miaojiang now?

Moreover, this Nima has also become the groom's official!

Look at his appearance at the moment, compared to when they were separated a few months ago, he has gained a lot of weight, and he is tiger-headed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Good guys, this thing has surpassed itself again, and I mean the weight, of course.

According to my rough estimates, this posture looks like 170 pounds, and his height is just 1.7 meters, which is becoming more and more like a ball.

No wonder it takes 8 people to carry a chariot, if there is one less person, it is estimated that it will be crushed by the crispy meat in a few minutes.

However, although he is fat, his complexion is not good, his face exudes a dull yellow luster, and it looks very similar to the symptoms of kidney deficiency.

It seems that he only got married today, could it be that he and his daughter-in-law couldn't wait to sing every night?

I wanted to shout and beckon him to stop, but my movements were seen by Crispy Meat, who stared at me incredulously with his mouth wide open, and his fat meat trembled.

The expression is even more changeable, from surprise to surprise, as if there is a feeling that it is too good to be saved?

Then the crispy meat squirmed his mouth, and his hands kept gesturing, and I had a black line on my face, your uncle, you can't say anything well, what kind of dumb pretend!

"Big rascal, do you know that fat groom?" Tang Xinyou asked suspiciously.

Tang Xinya frowned slightly: "Gu Hai, is he your friend?" ”

I'll go, sign language?

Could it be that the crispy meat has really become dumb?

I hurriedly asked, "Xinya beauty, can you understand sign language?"

"Hmm!" Tang Xinya nodded: "After the college entrance examination, I went to a nursing home as a volunteer that summer, and there were many elderly people in it whose hearing and mouth were not very convenient, so I learned some knowledge of sign language." ”

Hearing this, I felt a touch in my heart, volunteer, Tang Xinya has such a deep family background, and she is willing to do this kind of unpaid thing, sure enough, the person is beautiful, and the heart is even more beautiful.

At this time, the movement of the crispy meat on the chariot was even greater, and Tang Xinya said with some concern: "Gu Hai, your friend seems to be asking us for help." ”

"Help?" I don't know anything about sign language. Hearing Tang Xinya say this, she subconsciously looked solemn.

Since I came to live in Changshi Village, Crispy Meat has become the most heartwarming iron buddy I played, the first time I bumped into my sister taking a bath outside the mass grave, and Crispy Meat was also present, but he didn't have yin and yang eyes, and he never saw it.

Compared with these roommates now, the relationship between crispy meat is closer in my heart!

It's a brother, whether it's a blessing or a hardship, I won't sit idly by.

Tang Xinya's eyes rolled, as if she was translating the meaning of crispy sign language in her heart, and then said in surprise: "Gu Hai, he ...... He said let you save him and take him away, this family business is persecuted, the other party is the Holy Daughter of Miaojiang, he doesn't want to marry her at all!"

Tang Xinya said very urgently, and I listened even more urgently, forced marriage?

What's going on? Moreover, it is no wonder that this wedding party has such a big pomp, and the bride is actually the saint of Miao Jiang!

I was shocked, I said before that witchcraft is very popular in the Miaojiang area, and some Gu worm techniques are quite vicious, which can kill people invisibly.

And because of the popularity of witchcraft, the status of the witch Gu clan in Miao Xinjiang is still the same as in ancient times, high and high, but because of some policy reasons, most of them live in secret, and the well water of ordinary people does not interfere with river water.

The Wu Gu clan is numerous, distributed in various different regions in Miao Jiang, and there are roughly four tribes.

Women occupy the dominant position in the clan, once their witchcraft reaches a certain strength, they will be elected as witches, and there are thousands of witches in the four major tribes, above the witches is the holy maiden, and one in each of the four tribes, who is a candidate for the future leader of the tribe.

Miao Jiang Holy Maiden, how could she have anything to do with crispy meat?

It's obviously eight poles, and two people who can't fight together!

"Senior brother, the status of the Holy Maiden of Miao Jiang is extraordinary, but anyone who knows some Gu techniques is very resistant to getting close to them, and no one knows if they will be tricked by Gu when they speak. Moreover, as far as I can remember, all the people who marry the Holy Maiden will be planted with Heart-devouring Gu on the night of the cave room, and their hearts and all the yang energy will be sucked into the Gu worms, and they will die violently the next morning!"

"After the groom dies, after the Heart Devouring Gu is processed by special means, it will be devoured by the Holy Maiden, so that its strength will be greatly improved!"

Just when I was puzzled, my senior sister explained to me in my heart in time.

The more I listened, the more frightened I became, and I couldn't help but gasp.

Fuck it, this kind of thing is really vicious to the extreme, and sometimes it's even more terrifying than ghosts and demons!

"But senior sister, you've also seen crispy meat, he's just an ordinary fat man, there are so many men in the world, the Holy Maiden of Miaojiang, why did he fall in love with him?"

After all, the crispy meat doesn't even have the slightest bit of Dao power, and the fist and foot kung fu is basically equal to nothing, sucking his yang power, can the saint really advance?

"I've been blinded before. This time I looked closely and found that his physique should belong to the innate Absolute Yang Boy!"

The Absolute Sun Boy?

I feel that my head is a little insufficient, although I don't know what this thing is, but I never expected that my iron buddy is actually like me, with an innate special physique!

Now that the greeting team is almost gone, the situation is urgent, and if you miss the opportunity, you won't survive tonight!

I didn't have time to ask more, so I took the two sisters Tang Xinya and Tang Xinyou to a café next to me, so that they could wait for me with peace of mind, so I quickly chased them out!

Glancing at both sides of the eldest sister, the flow of people was turbulent and the scene was chaotic, which was a good time to commit crimes against the wind.

Then I took out a bag of fine powder from the magic bag around my waist, it was a little painful, and I ran out of stock after using this bag!

Step on!

In the next second, my figure flashed ghostly, and everyone in the crowd even felt only an invisible wind, blowing a swishing stinging pain on their faces, and the crispy meat stared blankly at my flowing movements, unable to speak.

Whew~

A convoy of horses became my stepping stone, and I stepped on the back of one horse after another, flickering and jumping in mid-air like a dragonfly!

In the sound of alarmed horses' hooves, I jumped to the step with the most agile speed, lifting the fat pork like a chicken, and at the same time raising my hand and throwing a bag of fine powder into the air!

Hehe, the smell of this thing is not an ordinary rush, and it can temporarily blind the vision, and it is just a smoke bomb!

"Let's go!" was done, without further ado, I jumped into the chaos with crispy meat!

"Oh no, it's a kiss! The groom was abducted by a man!"