It was brighter than it had been in 100,000 years. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Later, the old wolf wrote in his memoirs: When you look back on the past, you will not regret that you have wasted your time, nor will you be ashamed of doing nothing......

(Announcement: The deputy village elder wolf of *** village has been arrested by the Honghuang Court on suspicion of plagiarism.) ）

What is home?

Mao Taizu said that there is great power in numbers.

As a member of the Young Pioneers who was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, Xiao Ming resolutely implemented this theoretical benchmark, and he said that in order to carry forward the fine tradition of the Young Pioneers and to carry forward the great strategic theory of Mao Taizu, he will pay all his passion and blood to complete this great mission.

As a result, the entire phoenix nest, large and small tribes, performed a large-scale "get out"

"This classmate, I see that you have a righteous face, a faint golden inscription between your eyes, and your whole body is full of integrity. ”

The yellow-haired monster is cute, and for the first time in the world, someone said that I am an upright person, which is less than my kindness to the old hen next door when he greets the New Year (old hen: you have never been kind at all!) Look at the faint tears in the eyes of this benevolent brother, needless to say, it is definitely an honest creature.

The yellow-haired monster grabbed Xiao Ming's hand and burst into tears, "Big brother, I'm old Huang, I'm ......."

Before I finished speaking, Xiao Ming's face changed greatly, and he pulled out his hand, "What did you say your name was?"

The yellow-haired monster was stunned, "Old Huang." ”

"Weasel yellow?" Xiao Ming was very serious.

"Uh...... Sort it off. "Weasel hadn't heard of it, but, hey, that's a good name.

Xiao Ming's face changed, he shook his hand, turned around and left, it was called a Lisuo, like escaping the plague, far away, and there was a muttering, "I didn't expect you to be such a serious thing!"

Yellow Haired Monster ......

(1st NG)

Three minutes later, under a tree.

"Hello comrade, I salute you on behalf of the communist flood, I, as you can see, am the tide of the times, bearing the heavy trust of the party and the organization, and I am specially here to lead you to the bright road. ”

The blind monk worked hard for a long time, but he couldn't tell where this sentence came from, and he wondered in his heart, what kind of thing is talking?

Xiao Ming raised his hand and touched the blind monk's big bald head, "Comrade, you see that you have a big bald head, how reflective it is, right? How much light pollution has been created, right? I think your popularity is definitely not good, it is absolutely not safe above the flood wilderness, join us, I will be your strong backing! In the future, even if you rob the treasury of the dragon clan, of course, we can't do such a qualityless thing......"

(The monks behind the blind monk: ............ ）

Xiao Ming snapped on the blind monk's shoulder, "Believe in me, those who believe in me will have eternal life!"

At this moment, a Buddha's horn sounded, "Amitabha, donor, you have passed." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Ming turned around, only to see a larger bald pestle in front of him, and the 100,000-watt large electric bulb almost blinded his eyes.

"Damn, what kind of monster?" Xiao Ming exclaimed.

The great monk made a gesture, "The poor monk is a quasi-Taoist in the Western Elysium. ”

"it, bald donkey!" Xiao Ming exclaimed 2.0

Zhun Timeng, what is this bald donkey, how do you feel that he is scolding me?

"This, donor, you ......"

"You wool, you, quickly hand over this bald donkey to the Sprinkle family. Xiao Ming exclaimed Evolution - > Roar 3.0

"Sprinkle family, this is my Buddha's name, isn't the donor born suitable for my Buddha?" the great monk asked inquiringly.

"Is it suitable for my Buddha?" A memory suddenly flashed in Xiao Ming's mind, Xiao Ming was instantly frightened, and ran fast with a "staggering" sound, "I'll go, I have nothing to do with your Buddha, don't you think, get out of the calf!"

(Monks: ...... ）

"Hmm, you have a fate with my Buddha, my Buddha has a fate, and I have a fate......

(2nd NG)

"Brother Tai, Brother Tai, I see that your bones are amazing, there is a trace of heroism between your eyebrows, and your arms are even thicker enough to hold up a piece of sky, you must be a hero in the future, and the responsibility of protecting the world will be handed over to you!"

The jackal monster looked at his two thin arms: ......

(3rd NG)

"You must know that since ancient times, the heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must first black their fungus and burst their chrysanthemums...... I found out that you have this potential, so I decided, how about messing with you, Gao is not happy?"

Xiao Ming patted the golden retriever's head and laughed "heartily".

"Roar...... Get out"

"Oops, I'm going to ......"

(4th NG)

"Dear, you need to get a card...... Phew, shelter, 20% off the card. I can enjoy my meticulous care, think about it, in the middle of the night, you are itchy, I suddenly appeared, mmmm... Ahhhh......h

Xiao Ming's eyes flashed wide, revealing inside and out, "What do you do, it's okay, it's okay~"

"Gott~"

Donghuang Taiyi's stomach was rolling, his face was pale, he looked at the group of demons behind him who were breathless, and raised his claws, "Whoosh~"

"Get out!"

(5th NG)

“......”

"Get out!"

(Xiao Ming: How did I pass by!)

(6th NG)

......

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"Please, have mercy on me, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a cub waiting to be fed, I haven't eaten for ten days, you save me, cover me, save people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, big brother!"

Xiao Ming was grief-stricken, full of tears, his feelings could move heaven and earth, and his meaning was enough to shake the wilderness.

"Ah, poor boy. Yun Zhongzi and Hongyun glanced at each other and gently patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, "I'm sorry for you." ”

"Woo woo woo ......" (Xiao Ming: Cover me, cover me, you cover me.) ）

"What do you think?" Yun Zhongzi asked, looking up.

Hongyun sighed and picked up a bowl (when asked why I had a bowl at that time, I told you, I!no!know!!)

"Here you go!"

"Huh?" Xiao Ming looked at the bowl, and the bowl looked at him.

"Get out!"

Xiao Ming......

(381st NG)

"Grass, none of them are sympathetic!"

Xiao Ming threw the bowl to the ground fiercely, angry, and didn't have a heart for a few days. One by one, they were hard-hearted, completely ignoring their world-class appearance, and cruelly humiliating themselves. Of course, the most cruel thing is those two clouds, give me a bowl, what do you mean? What do you mean? Don't you look down on people? Doesn't seem to look like it, bastard!

"Woo woo ~ Sooner or later, I'm going to make you regret it, hum!"

Silently made an oath, Xiao Ming reloaded, tightened his belt, for the important task of the party and the country, come on, Tianxingjian, the gentleman did not hesitate to rape himself.

After taking two steps, Xiao Ming fell back again, with a lot of doubts on his face, just now, I seemed to hear something?