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The saddest thing is that most people take their lives as if they were living.

And who doesn't want their lives to live... Can it be that much fun?

On the eastern border line of Daxuan, fifty miles to the east, and then a hundred miles to the south, there is no village in front of it, and there is no store in the back, only the ancient city stands alone, like an oasis in the desert, which can not be expected.

I have to say that this ancient city is a sad farce.

To say that this whole ancient city, full of calculations is also very small, to get the Great Xuanguo plate also occupies a large place in the township, when the royal family of the Great Xuanguo ordered the establishment of this city, it was given an extremely important role, defending the frontier, resisting foreign invasion, the responsibility is heavy, and it has the role of a fortress.

However, although the royal idea was good, after building such an ancient city, it could also be prepared for attack and defense when sending troops to fight. But the person sent was faulty, according to the location originally set by the emperor himself, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and the location of the city was directly deviated by hundreds of miles, along an arc, completely bypassing the defensive location, and ran to such an embarrassing place.

At that time, the emperor looked at such a nondescript small city on the map, and almost died of anger, and he was so angry that he waved his sleeves and ordered to behead the idiot who built the city, thanks to the minister next to him who pleaded for a few words, saying that the emperor is a generation of Ming Jun, this person must not be killed, otherwise it will ....... As soon as the emperor heard this, he immediately knew that he was too hasty, and although this person had done a bad job, he didn't have any credit and hard work. So he had an idea in his mind, and thought: Okay, since this is the city you built, then you should be the lord of the city, which can be regarded as your promotion, and at the same time solve this extra trouble out of thin air, and at the same time, you can convince the public.

Thinking of this, the emperor couldn't help but be happy again, and directly issued an order. The minister who was kneeling at the bottom of the city could not die when he heard it, of course, he was overjoyed, and he received the decree without any hesitation, and went directly to take office.

That's the reason, the ancient city has not been invaded by any foreign invasion for hundreds of years, and coincidentally not even a small natural disaster like hail has been encountered in the past hundred years, all the pattern houses are still the same as they were hundreds of years ago, and even the tiles on the roof are mostly products of a hundred years ago.

Early in the morning, the inside and outside of the ancient city are busy.

Lai San is a professional drunkard, and he doesn't have fun without drinking.

Last night he went to the tavern again to drink, until the tavern closed in the middle of the night.

The drinking friends scattered in twos and threes, and he was ready to find a place to deal with the night. And just as he was putting water at the back door of the tavern, he suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves coming from the corner in front of him, and out of the habitual thinking of the ruffian during the day, the principle of all life-saving matters, he closed his mouth tightly and quietly hid.

Immediately afterwards, he saw the scene of Pan Fatzi and Wang Tong's simple fight, especially the real pit that Pan Fatzi made with a big iron fist, which scared this ruffian during the day and a drunkard and hooligan at night, always saying that he was well-informed, and Lai San, who had traveled all over the world, was shocked, and his half-drunk head was like a big basin of cold water poured on him, and he suddenly sobered up, until Wang Tong took people away, and he didn't even dare to put a fart in the middle.

The next day, this Lai San began to brag about this matter everywhere, in a vain attempt to win vanity and boast.

"I tell you, last night there was really a god descending to earth, the sky was full of gold, there was nothing but gold, it was simply borderless, even if it was a thousand oil lamps, no, ten thousand lights together were definitely not so bright............"

Originally, there were still so little curious passers-by, but after listening to Lai San's increasingly unscored, they immediately left without looking back, and said in their hearts: Damn, this deflated San'er opened his mouth and closed his mouth to say two sets of snort, one set of fools, and the other set of fools?

Lai San looked at the people around him as if he was avoiding it and quickened his pace, and he didn't care, he knocked the rotten heel twice, turned around and habitually spit on the ground, and lifted the torn pants hard, and then took a step and swaggered forward.

Shook straight to the tofu shop on the side of the street, and saw the proprietress standing outside with a wandering gaze from a distance, his original face was suddenly extinguished, and a face seemed to bloom in a blink of an eye, and said with a hippie smile: "The proprietress is more beautiful today than yesterday." ”

I saw the proprietress outside the tofu shop, with a graceful figure, graceful curves, eyes like autumn water, and a light stand is looking forward to life, enchanting and moving, showing mature charm.

Lai San's flattery suddenly sounded in his ears, and the corners of the proprietress couldn't help but pick up shallowly, and she smiled and said, "Yes? Actually, I think so too." After speaking, the eye waves under the beautiful eyelashes flowed slightly, swept past Lai San, and looked straight at the opposite side, the provocative look in the gentle watery eyes flashed slightly, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"He praised you for being good-looking, so you should go and be his wife?"

At this moment, there was a joking laugh from the opposite side, and two pieces of crimson surged on the face of the proprietress who said it was like a flower, like a drop of water, which was really cute.

"Gu Yun, you... Don't deceive people too much, my Lai San has no ability, naturally I am not worthy of the boss lady, but I am willing to praise, I am willing to watch, can you still manage it?" Without waiting for the boss lady to answer, Lai San next to him suddenly became as angry as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, his face was flushed, he dragged a pair of rotten shoes, and rushed forward with an arrow, his fingers only shook tightly against the tip of Gu Yun's nose, and he spat at angrily.

Gu Yun's narrow eyes looked at the foaming star that was about to splash on his face, and a flash of disgust flashed, and he was ready to get angry when he raised his thick eyebrows.

"Hmph, it's me who others are looking at, not you, I didn't say anything myself, and I don't know which onion and which garlic is meddling with the mouse in that dog. At this moment, the proprietress snorted lightly with a tall and white jade nose, opened her jade mouth lightly, lowered her head and said a word, and a shallow smile on her pretty red face suddenly seemed to bloom like a hundred flowers, and she was very beautiful.

"I ......"

A light and tasteless sentence was fatal to Gu Yun, and he was really speechless for a while.

In an instant, Gu Yun's eyes glanced at Meijiao, who was still light and clear, standing outside the tofu shop with a thin lip, drawing a clear ravine, like an evil way:

"I take care of my mother-in-law, lest she cuckold me, is it also called nosy?"

"Who is your mother-in-law?" said the proprietress with angry eyes.

"Of course it's you. Gu Yun didn't care about the anger that came from him.

"I don't even remember saying it, and it became you... Wife?"

"What? Are you still not happy? When my mother-in-law doesn't suffer, I am the number one tofu in the ancient city, and it is more than enough to feed you as an idler who eats for nothing. Gu Yun is full of generosity.

The proprietress seemed to be really moved, holding her chin with her hand, and her beautiful eyes blinking one after another, which made people feel pity.

"Are you really willing to marry me?"

"I don't want to. ”

"Then how can I be your mother-in-law?"

"Wouldn't it be nice if you got married?"

The idea in the proprietress was racing, and she hesitated, but she still relented and agreed.

"That's... Well, I'll be your wife from now on. ”

"Since I have become your man, then you say ...... Am I good-looking?"

Gu Yun thought seriously for a long time, became extremely serious, and said, "It's not good-looking." ”

"I've become your mother-in-law, isn't it good-looking?" the proprietress gritted her teeth and bent her eyebrows slightly.

"Are you so good-looking, what does it have to do with becoming my mother-in-law? Can you marry me and become like a flower, and the women in the world are not crazy and rush to grab it?" Gu Yun made a serious analysis, but there was always banter in those peach blossom eyes.

This was another ridicule, and the proprietress of Ling was suddenly angry in her heart, and she glanced at Gu Yun fiercely, and secretly scolded this person in her heart for not understanding the amorous and unsympathetic.

"You... Okay, let me die. ”

"Smack!"

The tofu fell to the ground, the debris flew all over the sky, and the streets of the ancient city were in chaos......

Lai San watched the two of them flirting across the street, and suddenly remembered the reputation of the two of them as tofu double flowers, and thought of his momentary gaffe just now, he couldn't help but blush, patted his forehead hard, and hid to the side.

Looking at Gu Yun's well-crafted handsomeness on the left, the square cheeks around him are stained with a little stubble, adding a sense of mature vicissitudes, and on the right, looking at the boss's peerless demeanor, the crown is shuanghua, although Lai San is unhappy, but he has to say that he is really a pair of talented women, and he is a good couple.

This farce did not come to an end until the third pole of the sun.

At this time, the sunlight becomes sharp, strongly attached to every smile in the ancient city, reflected on the faces of various types and colors, and completely exudes a warm and lazy fragrance.

Looking at the piles of tofu crumbs on the road, the people in the ancient city have long been accustomed to this pair of double flowers, which is a very loser entertainment method, no wonder, walking on the road is to quickly dodge, lest they be injured by mistake, if they meet a good mood, they can laugh twice from afar, it seems that this street is often very lively.

But in the city, the old people did not agree with this way of losing money, and they wandered to the tofu house when they had nothing to do, first criticized the education, and talked about how it was not easy to get food, and how it should be cherished. But seeing that neither of them paid attention to it, they only smiled happily at themselves, and then said to Gu Yun: "Xiaoyunna, although you are a little better-looking, but you are also not small, and this little proprietress is good, good-hearted, and beautiful, do you also advance that day and let our ancient city have a happy time?"

Seeing that Gu Yun turned around and left, very simply, the kind old man said again: "Hey, why don't you kid listen to persuasion so much? My old man told you, like the little proprietress is so beautiful, so filial, the whole ancient city has never been there since ancient times, if you don't hurry, I can introduce her to others......

The proprietress who often said it bluntly blushed and fled, and before leaving, she left a sentence as if she wanted to be ashamed: "Gu Yun, I didn't say to marry you, don't think crooked, this person is old, and he always can't help but love to think about it." ”

............

Gu Yun and the proprietress clashed again, and they were evenly matched. The two sides looked at each other angrily, collided with passionate sparks, turned their heads in unison, and said in unison: "Li Yu, close the stall." ”

The two of them snorted coldly at the same time again, as if they were disdainful of each other, and turned back to the house with their own style.

Under the bright sun, everything finally returned to order again. After a farce, the air seemed to bring a touch of coolness. The rare cool summer breeze blew slowly, converging into a serious and quiet clear voice:

"Good!" (To be continued.) )