Chapter 50: Gundam! All glory to Gundam!
The title of Chapter 49 seems to be off, and I kind of want to revise it to "On the Murder of Card Games". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But it doesn't seem to be very vicious, so forget it.
Then, before boarding Director Xia's SUV, when the Huaxia Ice Queen was about to set off, she gave orders to some of her subordinates on the scene for a short while......
Brave super brother!Passionate super god!Once again, he risked his life to log in to the extremely murderous God's Domain Red Envelope Group!
This trip came at a good time!
[St. Peter, the confessor who could not walk on the water, sent a red envelope with a password: Gundam is the only god in the world!]
[Suliman the Magnificent, the sixth in the luck list in the past thousand years, the greatest Suliman the Great, sent a password red envelope: Yusuhua is the only true god!]
[Yud, who is really waiting for redemption, has to send a password red envelope: Gundam is!]
[St. Martin, the creator of the delicious Frankish roast goose and the leader of all the clergy and churches in the world, sent a red envelope: Gundam! All the glory of the world must belong to Gundam!]
It has to be said that the experience of card games can no longer stop the ferocious blows of the stun power.
Poor supergod-sama, my mind was dizzy all of a sudden!
What a thing!
Roughly speaking, in fact, he can still understand it......
St. Peter pops up to gain popularity for a great mecha king named "Gundam", and Suriman disagrees with St. Peter's opinion, and he supports another mysterious writer named Yusuhua.
However, the popularity of the Gundam side is a little stronger, and Judah and San Martin have taken action to support the previous Gundam.
However, the neon man's mecha Gundam is very familiar, and who is the European Gundam?
What about roast goose?
Brother Chao was so anxious that he didn't dare to receive a red envelope!
It's really terrible, receiving it is equivalent to shouting slogans in support of xxx, and it will be spat on by the other party, right?
At this time, the super god finally remembered that he still had a big goddess plug-in......
"Dear Goddess, as you can see, can I receive some of these red envelopes, or can I get all of them?"
Although he had always suspected that a certain Anne was obviously a bit of a vicious attempt to push him to jump into the fire pit......
However, he can also realize in his heart that things that have nothing to do with Hua Xiong and Xiong, it seems that God Anne is still very attentive to him, that is, once the matter involves Huaxia and Xiong, Anne immediately has such a shrewd attitude as to provoke disputes.
Men's sense of awe for shrews is an innate intuition, and it has nothing to do with IQ, so even if the supergod is mentally retarded, he still retains a fairly clear understanding of this.
St. Peter, St. Martin, and Jud, who wanted to be redeemed, had nothing to do with China.
Suliman is even more irrelevant.
Therefore, for such a problem, you should be able to ask the goddess for help!
Mmmmmmmm
"Three to one, those with ordinary IQ must choose the one with more! However, the gods are just, and the energy is conserved, I suggest you choose the red envelope from Suliman the Magnificent! The quantity is small, the quality is higher! After all, the two of them have gone through a thousand years of holy war, and they have never been able to distinguish the real winner or loser. ”
"Uh, will there be terrible consequences for choosing to support Shinrikyo?"
Supergods aren't really stupid either.
The Super God Aura did not delete his original knowledge and memories, at most, it was a little slower to search for infrequently used knowledge items in his mind.
He's coming to his senses now......
Nima! This Divine Domain Red Envelope Group is clearly a fierce battle group between the Cult of Light and the Cult of Truth!
He remembered who St. Peter was, in fact, the chief disciple in front of the Pope of Light!
Legend has it that before Uncle Peter's sanctification, he was a Mediterranean prince, and the Pope of Light, who often traveled across the sea, took Peter's ship. The Emperor, who had not yet been crowned at that time, once gave a gift to his father, Peter, and said with a smile: "Believe in Gouda, and you will have eternal life!"
So the incomparably powerful Pope of Light immediately demonstrated the ...... of walking barefoot on the surface of the water Mediterranean-style Limbo microstep!
However, poor captain Peter did not dare to follow him into the water.
Until the Pope's tragic death at the stab of Longinus' spear, Peter was unable to learn the legendary Limbo microstep. Therefore, as the Pope's personal disciple, he was constantly ridiculed by his fellow disciples all his life, until he was sanctified in the flesh, and still insisted on sincerely repenting for the extremely shameful ignorance and impiety of those years.
Therefore, Old Peter did not actually ascend to sanctification by virtue of God-given skills, but with a touching spirit of repentance, and finally cultivated the immortal spiritual body of 2,000 years with an extremely alternative spirit under the background of not being very pious and not learning the spiritual method taught by the master.
As for the Jude who was waiting for redemption, wasn't it just the traitor who sold the Master at a cheap price for a small bag of gold coins?
St. Martin's roast goose or something, then I really can't understand it.
But the Great Goddess quickly instilled a little new intellectual essence in us: in all the English, Latin, and French worlds, a certain class of church is still called chapel, and the corresponding class of black-robed priests is called chaplain.
Chapeli is actually the name of the sacred cloak that Mr. Martin gave before his sanctification.
The relationship between the sacred cloak and St. Martin is actually equal to the relationship between Zongzi and Qu Yuan.
The same goes for roast goose.
Before Martin sanctified, there was always a flock of sacred geese in his field of power, staggering around, and even while sleeping, they never left Martin's side.
To commemorate the sacred goose, to commemorate the sacred cloak, is to worship the power of St. Martin.
The best way to commemorate the commemoration is to eat it! Therefore, the Chinese people eat zongzi to inherit the great spirit of Lord Qu Yuan. Europeans use roast goose as a way to remember the great Saint Martin.
It's a pity that the cloak can't be eaten, so let's make the roof of the house into a cloak! So the church was yy into a large cloak made of bricks.
Every year from 11 to 11 is St. Martin's Day, and you must eat roast goose on this day. (The custom of roasting goose is actually much more affordable than the day of 11-11, when the Chinese people went crazy online shopping in the name of the single god and saved money!)
The little match girl seems to have froze to death on this day......
The immature soul of the super god really couldn't resist the strong indoctrination of the goddess's knowledge, and he was already dazed before he finished listening to it......
While thinking in a mess, the little girl is still coveting the fragrant roast goose in people's homes! It turns out that the little matches that sell girls are also the inheritors of the spirit of St. Martin! Next Singles' Day, I will remember to buy more discounted matches, and deeply cherish the memory of the god of the little matches that sell girls!
May her soul ascend to heaven and rest in peace!
However, Supergod shook his head vigorously and raised an important question:
"Since the main plot of the Church of Light is so touching, Annie, why are you encouraging me to stand on the side of Shinrikyo? Are you really deliberately teasing the tentacles of the crickets? The intention of the gods is to stir up more hatred for the two sides of the discord? You will not be happy if you don't provoke one epic war after another, right?
Supergod's questioning is actually very weak.
The goddess Feng Yunyun said lightly that there was no such thing, and the super god could only be speechless.
The weak have no right to speak after all!
However, unexpectedly, Dianne smiled, "Have you figured out such an obvious thing now?"
When Chaoshen heard this, he was stunned!
"What do you mean?" he thought incredulous, "I thought that anyone who does bad things would deny it, but I didn't expect the goddess to be so thick-skinned that she was so complacent about it?
Juanne, of course, knew that the supergod meant to mock.
But she didn't care!
"You guy, you think it's very courageous to dare to blaspheme in front of you, right?" At this moment, the goddess's smile looked extremely beautiful, "If you want to prove that you have true courage, you can open Suliman's red envelope and take a look!"
This is obviously a method of agitation! The supergods will not be so obviously deceived.
Snorted lazily.
I can't beat you, I can't say anything about you...... So, the old man is too lazy to pay attention to you, I can always do this!
However, Dian Anne's smile was still very sweet, "If you don't want to be a coward, and you're worried that I'm the so-called agitation method, you might as well flip it up and open the thousand-year-old red envelope where Suliman became the king of luck and take a look!"
The goddess's voice gradually became as high and loud as the trumpet of the legendary god of war, "In the name of Gaia, I have made a prophecy from the Mother Goddess of the Earth: after reading it, you will know the meaning of insight!"
The voice, as it sounds, is so rich!
Inside and out, there is a sacred atmosphere of light and justice.
The supergod's brain is getting dizzier and dizzier, and I really can't figure it out, hmm, what's going on?
In a daze, he opened the red envelope that had been received before.
I thought, looking at those records that have been collected, there can't be anything wrong, right?
After reading it, he immediately regretted it!
Of course, he looked upside down from the bottom up, and the last record for receiving a red envelope was impressive: Pushkin, a descendant of the Roman Emperor Caesar, received the city of Jaalabad in Lesser Caucasus Armenia.
If you knew this was the case, you shouldn't have peeked.
This is the prelude to another holy war!
Although our super brother didn't know where Armenia was, and he had never heard of Jaalabad, a scum place that was not famous at all......
However, even if the power of the mentally handicapped aura was magnified tenfold, he could see that:
This is clearly an even more cruel battle of faith!
No more geographical knowledge is needed, just a common sense is needed to understand the whole truth: the most famous country in the Caucasus is Georgia, the homeland of Comrade Stalin, and the relevant country adjacent or not adjacent to it is Armenia (it doesn't matter which direction is adjacent or separated from each other)......
However, there is no need to know what the hell Jaalabad is.
Just by sniffing out the similarities between Afghanistan and the countries of Elanon and Enoch, you can already understand everything.
The ideals of the gods are really extremely sacred, extremely bright, and at the same time, extremely cruel.
Zhicheng believes in Gundam and Gundam's wife, the powerful contemporary Ice Bear Tsar, who has been bestowed by the gods with a city with the name of Jaaalabad, which means......
A river of blood!
To be honest, Che Zhichen's territory is deep into the hinterland of the traditional sovereign realm of the Ice Bear, and if there are a large number of Shinrikyo fundamentalists in such a hinterland, it must be bloodshed. In fact, the blood of innocent civilians shed by Che Zhichen in the past ten years has been too much for three consecutive major upheavals.
The Guinness World Record for the largest number of hostages killed in a tragic failure in the anti-terrorist operation so far is indeed a serious crime committed by Che Zhichen terrorists against elementary school students in the Ice Bear Country.
In the Inner Caucasus, Transcaucasia, and Lesser Caucasus, a complex area where ******** and faith struggles are intertwined, the Gods Development Team chose the side of the ice bears who leaned towards the more aggressive, which was indeed the most efficient solution. In fact, this is also in line with the traditional Chinese surgical technique that long-term pain is better than short-term pain.
This is the means of provoking the crickets to make them fight.
However, this is indeed in line with the so-called Divine Light Principle, after all, a one-size-fits-all surgical solution is indeed the most effective way to face tangled problems.
No wonder a certain goddess is not ashamed but proud, and when it comes to this truth, she really can't talk about her.
However, the gods on top of him, playing with hundreds of thousands or even millions of human lives of weak and small nations like this, such a ruthless method, Brother Chao's soul is actually only fourteen years old now, and he can't accept it at all.
(If you think that the cities there add up to a few hundred thousand fighting people, right?) Che Zhichen was only 700,000 800,000 at its peak.) )
This time, Liu Chao really intends to become a coward neatly.
A coward-instigator who is too soft-hearted.
A male instinctual degeneration who is good at mercy like a woman.
The pride was completely demolished in an instant, and at the same time, it was so sharply ridiculed by damn vanity that it couldn't even hold its head up. Poor! Young, mentally retarded, degenerating, Chao-Liu!
"Is this a coward?" the goddess's smile was still as beautiful as spring.
"It's just a coward!" the supergod let out a deep sigh that was extremely inappropriate for his age.
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