Xiao Ming very much looks down on any activity in the wilderness. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Celebrate your birthday and eat!

Have a baby, eat! Get married, eat!

Do yourself a favor and eat! Say thank you and eat!

Even helping an old lady on the side of the road is still TMD...... Uh, it looks like I can't afford to eat.

Anyway, no matter how big or small things are in the wilderness, there is nothing that cannot be solved by one meal, and if it cannot be solved, then two meals.

Therefore, in Xiao Ming's mind, the so-called beauty contest is a group of great gods and small gods and hairy gods eating together.

As for what to eat?

Hehe, and the phoenix perches on the sycamore, and the phoenix falls into the hot pool.

As a result, a gray and beautiful picture of gnawing tree roots and drinking bath water slowly unfolded in Xiao Ming's mind......

He shook his head violently, no, absolutely not, this is not in line with Grandpa Deng's teachings, as a great Young Pioneer, he absolutely cannot tolerate this thing that endangers the interests of the party and the country.

Of course, the bigger reason is that there are already tens of millions of innate essences in front of him.

Good Rondi Long, this is tens of millions, a Da Luo Jin Immortal can only condense the good things that blow in a thousand yuan, that's it, buying a life of a Da Luo Jin Immortal is not like playing.

In other words, this kills Xiao Ming as playing.

As the saying goes, ten gambles and nine cheats, once those great gods wake up, my God, let's just say that there is one thing to sell information, there are definitely hundreds of Da Luo Jin Immortals, and thousands of Taiyi Jin Immortals don't want to kill him, after all, this TM is no longer a matter of innate essence and innate essence, this is a matter of face.

"No, it can't be!"

Xiao Ming slapped the table, shocking a group of goods who were happy to count the innate essence and their mouths were startled.

"Xiao Ming, is there any problem?" asked Yu Yudaoren, wiping his saliva.

"Take these things and die. ”

"Death? no, it's a little fragrant. The rabbit came out of the innate essence, and his face was intoxicated.

"You group of ****!" Xiao Ming was heartbroken, "If those shameless things lose, they will form a group to come and cut us, what do I think you will do?"

"Chop...... Let's ......" The old wolf shuddered, that picture was really more terrifying than Wu Da catching Pan Jinlian.

"Of course!" Xiao Ming had a sense of pleasure of being crushed by his IQ, "You think about the goods, think about the goods in Taiyi, and then think about the group of goods in the dragon group, you say that one by one, which one will be recognized in the end?"

"Think about it like this......" Yu Yu Daoren looked at the innate essence in front of him and burst into tears directly, a good god stick should not sit in the village, now let's get rid of it, damn, there is really no good thing to stay with this thing.

"What then, get these things back?" the little blackbird rolled over.

"This can't be!" Yu Yu said, gritting his teeth, a disgusting look of who moves and who dies.

Xiao Ming smiled yinyin, "So, what we have to do is to let them hold back, and if they can't hold back, I want them to eat back!"

"Okay, well said! Everyone applauded!" Feng Jiaojiao expressed her admiration.

Xiao Ming: ......

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Looking at the goods in front of him who were making fewer pioneers than himself, Xiao Ming scolded his mother in his heart, bastard, pretending to be too forced, but what does your broken eyes mean by your body?

"I'll leave the limelight to you!" Feng Jiaojiao patted Xiao Ming's shoulder and left.

"The party and the country trust you very much!" the old wolf patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, took a figure-eight step, and left.

"Don't let your comrades down!" the rabbit patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, looked serious, and left.

"Brother Xiao Ming, we are your fans!" The little black bird fanned its little wings and pecked Xiao Ming's shoulder twice and left.

Xiao Ming was angry, manic, and roared, only to see him stretch out his hand, stomp his foot, and pull off two bird feathers.

"Stop !! me"

"Whoosh~" "Whoosh~" "Whoosh~"......

Who says a wolf must run faster than a rabbit? Who says a big bird must fly faster than a small bird?

Looking at the two bird feathers swirling in front of him, Xiao Ming fell into deep contemplation?

Chinese teacher, I love you so much, why do you lie to me? How many times have I gotten out, no regrets, why don't you even have any trust in being a human being? Hey, people's hearts are not ancient, Nima eats soil, this world~

"Xiao Ming, what are they doing?"

Xiao Ming glanced at Yu Yudao sadly, and said softly: "It's okay, they have dry stools." ”

"Oh"

"Oh, your sister, don't you seem stupid, don't you look stupid, are you a pig?"

(Xiao Ming: Protest, didn't you say that I was the protagonist? Didn't I laugh at the flood? This Nima is the rhythm of being played to death.) ）

Yu Yu Daoren thought for a while, "Xiao Ming, things are not so bad, as far as I know, all the people in the flood wilderness are pure in their minds......"

"****!"

"How can you curse?"

"****!" Xiao Ming continued to support his cheeks.

"You're so poor, you're welcome!"

"****!" Xiao Ming continued to support his cheeks.

"Wow, ......"

"****!" Xiao Ming still held his cheeks.

“......”

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Under Xiao Ming's series of blows, Yu Yu Daoist said that he re-understood the seriousness of the matter, and deeply reviewed his carelessness, and after some self-criticism, he decided to dedicate everything to Xiao Ming's rescue plan to contribute to the bricks.

First of all, the road of persuading the Feng clan to change the form of the beauty contest was eliminated first, as for why? Xiao Ming touched the spit on his head and shook his head regretfully.

Secondly, in order to create a better environment for the flood famine, improve the scientific and cultural level of the flood famine, and let the new generation of the flood famine grow more vigorously, Xiao Ming decided to create an epoch-making product in advance for I don't know how many years - mahjong!

Oh my God, is this awesome thing that the average human can think of?

I have a cake in my left hand, a bird in my right hand, a front touch, a bar in the back, a cannon, a card, a self-touch fried Hu Qingyi, Edi Niang, I am so excited to think about it...... Well, how many tiles are there in mahjong?

In the end, in order to further improve the enthusiasm of the gods of the desolation (in fact, it is to hollow out the bodies of the gods), Xiao Ming decided to increase the odds after a serious and serious discussion with Yu Yu Daoren, raising the original one to one to one to one to eight and provide condolence awards, and give each of the gods who lost the light ten innate essences as spiritual compensation.

(Ladies and gentlemen, you see that you haven't lost all your money, okay to let us go of these ants?)

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So, under Xiao Ming's deliberate compensation, the big gods and small gods who came to participate in the Phoenix beauty contest were not successful...... Lose your marbles!

10 million ...... Million...... Million......

In the ten days since the start of the beauty pageant, every night, someone saw a lonely figure looking up at the starry sky and howling at the moon, so a rumor about the haunting of the Feng clan became popular again......