Whenever the world is in troubled times, there are always heroes born out of thin air, there is a generation of macho Pangu Da in the past, and there is a heroic brother Lu Bu in the troubled times, so today, when there is my generation of Tianjiao, Xiao Ming!

Xiao Ming talked about the world and the geometry of life to a wild boar spirit in front of him, and expressed his great sentiment of helping the world at the same time, as well as his dream - world peace. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The wild boar spirit was grateful, trembling in both strands, and bowed at the feet of Xiao Ming on the spot, calling him the king, and willing to contribute to the happiness of the desolate creatures.

Of course, Xiao Ming refused, saying that he was indifferent to fame and fortune, regarded the world as the public, and did not dare to be the king.

The wild boar spirit cried bitterly, ashamed of Xiao Ming's admiration, and didn't ask for anything, just hoping to be a servant under the saddle by Xiao Ming's side.

Xiao Ming thanked the sincerity of the wild boar essence, gave the name of the pig Gangguana, and gave a nine-tooth nail rake to the wild boar essence.

(Author: Do you feel that the style of painting is wrong?, that is necessary, how can Xiao Ming be so undisciplined.) ）

On that day, Xiao Ming rushed out of the tribe of the Wu clan with the chrysanthemum explosion brigade, one by one, like a vicious dog out of the cage, a strong wave on the earth.

Nine-headed cattle...... Seven cattle and two goddesses are wavering, and the big animal Xiao Ming "Hey, wild boar." ”

A group of goods "Hulala" surrounded them, and eighteen pairs of big eyes stared at the wild boar essence, that is, the pig Gangguana.

This pig has just been cultivated, and he has only just reached the Heavenly Immortals, and he is not as good as Xiao Ming's group of goods, so he was immediately stunned.

My God, the old pig I am finished today, looking at this group of fierce and vicious, I am afraid that I want to eat the pig's head meat, although the head of my old pig is small, but it must be fragrant when burned, not only the taste is strong, but the key is that it can be steamed, boiled and cold, it is definitely the first choice for snacks, whether it is ......

"Hey, Green Baby, this pig wants to eat you. ”

Xiao Ming looked at the corner of the pig's mouth, and his eyes were fixed on the giant beast, and he immediately reminded him kindly.

"Eat me?" The green baby, that is, the giant beast, was immediately angry, thinking about the giant beast, although I don't know what I am, but looking at our figure, it is definitely a bull fork figure at the top of the food chain, and wants to eat me?

Shake your body and stand up to the sky!

Xiao Ming stretched out his hand and stopped the giant beast's open mouth, "Hey, quality, quality, we are people with status, you are dealing with a pig like this, and you are in vain." ”

After speaking, he turned around and asked amiably, "How do you want to die?"

Pig Gang knelt on the ground with a "snap" and cried: "Big big ...... Adult, let me go, my wife has just given birth, she can't live without me. ”

Xiao Ming smashed his mouth, "I also have a roast suckling pig, hey, it's a bit expensive, I just don't know if I can sign an order?"

As soon as the pig "snorted", he howled, "My lord, you eat me, I'll go with you, you want to eat my meat, let go of a dozen boys in my family." ”

"It seems to make a lot of sense. Xiao Ming nodded, and looked back at the goods around him, "You say, how many meals can we eat this pig?"

"Ugh"

As soon as the pig was hyena, he fainted.

So, the first pet of the Ju Bang Brigade joined the army, and Xiao Ming also gained the first villager, and the village chief experience plus one.

I have to say that the consequences of the fight between the dragon and phoenix clans are too serious, all the tranquility of the entire flood wilderness has been shattered, every day there are living beings falling, and every moment, there are great gods dying.

In just a few years, the entire flood was almost blown away, the population plummeted by eighty percent, and the gods who could have been able to hang out have no contact with each other, not because their feelings were weak, but in this hopeless world, who doesn't love their own lives?

Of course, there are exceptions, Xiao Ming and his party are still very nervous in the era of flood and war, coming here and going there, but the strange thing is that there is really no one like Zhu Gangguan.

Either the Feng clan is smashing the dragon clan to death, or the dragon clan is raping the Feng clan.

On this day, Xiao Ming's group of people came to the foot of Buzhou Mountain.

"Wow, that's big. ”

"Wow, that's thick. ”

"Wow, that's a long time. ”

Xiao Ming, the old wolf, and the rabbit lined up in a row and began to write obscene poems.

"Not a tree on the mountain. ”

"A pair of dogs and a man and a woman under the tree. ”

"Dogs and men and women are to take off their clothes. ”

"Chasu!"

Forehead......

Xiao Ming and the three of them stared at Feng Jiaojiao who didn't know where to come out of nowhere, and their eyes were the same as a god who loves cosplay** met a policewoman.

Feng Jiaojiao glanced at the three goods with disdain, and said disdainfully: "Three little red guys, if you want to see the restricted level, ask me the photoelectric Bodhisattva Feng Jiaojiao first." ”

"Light ...... Electric Bodhisattva?"

What the hell is that? Who has heard of it? The three of them looked at it about it, and they didn't understand what the hell Feng Jiaojiao was talking about, so let's not talk about the Bodhisattva, let's talk about photoelectricity? What is it? It's light and dot again? Electric flash, electric shockwave, Super Saiyan?

For a while, the brain hole was flying all over the sky.

Caught off guard, on the mountain, under a huge tree, four small eyes stared out, squinted, turned around and ran, far away, I saw the four-petal buttocks shaking and shaking, and they could shake to the grandmother's bridge.

"Whoosh~"

The eyes of the goods flashed, the old wolf was gone, and when he turned his head again, he saw that far away, a butt was pouted high, and the big tail wagked and wagged, that demonic nature.

"Hey, why are we shaking?" Xiao Ming shook and shake.

"I don't know. "The rabbit shakes and shakes and shakes.

(Music: Let's Swing Together, Swing Together...... ）

Besides, the old wolf, worthy of being the ancestor of the police dog, followed with two paws, a big nose and a sniff, full of seafood smell (hehehe...... You get the idea. ）

"Stand in front, stop quickly, if you don't stop me biting my belly." ”

As soon as these words came out, the two buttocks in front of them rushed more happily, and the speed went up a notch, evolving from QQ to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

The old wolf is in a hurry, this is going to be lost, how embarrassing is this...... Shame on the wolf's face, how can you say that we are also the ones who want to be the ancestors, this book has been written, and it is ready to be passed on, if it is lost for the first time, it will be so embarrassing.

If you don't believe me, you listen.

"The first rule of the police dog: let the prisoner feel the warmth of your tongue. ”

"The second rule of the police dog: let the prisoner's brother feel the warmth of your tongue. ”

......

"The law of police dogs is twenty: let the sister of the prisoner's girlfriend feel the warmth of your tongue. ”

Look, how well this is written, no, in order to save more confused creatures in my book, I must not lose it.

Make up your mind, old wolf...... Heaven is it!