Chapter 22: Two Beasts

Returning to the academy is like coming back home, it's a big family. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info for the joy and warmth of the reunion, as the head of the family, the academician will naturally not be restrained, he is also happy to see such a scene, this scene, also made the snow leopard feel deeply.

The two "people" of the monkey and tiger drank with 100 students for the moon, gossiping about late at night, and then they dispersed to rest. Whether it was the beast spirit students who later went to Tinghuai Mountain, or the Jiangdong fathers and elders of Tinghuai Mountain, everyone could be said to be a member of this big family.

And this big family, not only their members, there are more members who are still traveling outside, or working for Yuanzhou, as long as the Beast Spirit Academy raises its arms, the members who go out will rush back as soon as possible, condensing into a great force, this is one of the connotations of Yuanzhou.

The rooms of the monkey and tiger "people" are still theirs, and nothing has changed, until they are "kicked out" of the college, and the rooms will be arranged for other students.

Once a student reaches the middle of the fourth order, they will be "kicked out" by the academy and left to fend for themselves. Of course, it's not that you can't come back, but you can't spend the night in the academy after you come back, which makes the students very puzzled, this is a boring rule set by a boring ancestor.

But think about it, the academy is so big, if the students who were "kicked out" all come back together, it won't be completely squeezed.

The students did not abandon their practice because of last night's late sleep, but the two "people" of the monkey and tiger were still sleeping in a group, and they were like trained veterans, and they no longer needed to train recruits.

Since receiving the news of the two "people" of the monkey and tiger, Bai Ruo couldn't sleep all night, and wanted to meet the king overnight, but was stopped by her sisters. No, as soon as the morning dawned, he hurried back to the Beast Spirit Academy, and naturally the princess and Li Lao were indispensable to accompany him.

At this time, the two sisters were lying on the window and peeking, only Li Lao was still calm, sitting on the side and waiting "leisurely", he couldn't be disrespectful to the old man, just like those two girls...

"Oh my God, that's a? The little one has grown so big. ”

"Yes, the king has grown up a lot. ”

"Hehe, look at your urgency, what's wrong with that nasty monkey, it's fascinating for you to be like this, hey, you're still shy. ”

"I hate it, don't say bad things about the king..."

"You want a man not a sister, you, looking for a fight..."

As the two sisters talked, they moved their hands and feet, and after some frolicking, the princess snapped her fingers leisurely and said with a wicked smile: "I have an idea." ”

"Idea, what's the idea?"

During Bai Ruo's questioning, Princess Changping had already gone to the side to pick a piece of grass, tiptoed to the door, and called out to Bai Ruo, "Come on, come on, let's go in and fix them." With that, he quietly pushed the door open again.

"That's not good..."

"What's so bad. ”

The princess is not Bai Ruo, in her eyes it is two beasts, not two men, where can they be twisted like Bai Ruo, and said "Are you coming at all" and slipped into the house, Bai Ruo was entangled for a long time, and then followed in with apprehension. Li Laoquan didn't see all this, and continued to wait "leisurely".

"Stinky monkeys, stinky monkeys, stinking monkeys..."

The princess called softly, testing the depth of sleep of the two "humans" of the monkey and tiger, and it was not for nothing that she called the monkey so. I think that at the beginning, when she was in Tinghuai Mountain, the stinky monkey in the first battle was not only so barbaric that she didn't take it lightly, but later she always took advantage of her, she didn't hate the stinky monkey who she hated.

Seeing that the two "people" of Monkey and Tiger did not react, Princess Changping couldn't help but chuckle, "Hehe, the time for revenge has finally arrived." ”

"Qin Kite, forget it. Bai Ruo said softly, and pulled the corner of her sister's clothes again, although she knew that the revenge in her sister's mouth was just a whole prank. But on one side there are sisters, and on the other side is the king, and she doesn't want them to quarrel, after all, it has been like this many times.

"It's not good, look at meβ€”" The princess did not listen to the dissuasion, but still stretched the grass to the monkey's nose.

The sleeping monkey may have sensed something, unconsciously reached out to grab something on his face, but couldn't, and continued to sleep with a humming sound.

This scene provoked the two sisters to cover their mouths and laugh, and almost laughed, but finally stabilized, and the grass was stretched out to the nose of the monkey by Princess Changping, who let him always help the monkey to beat his mouth, and by the way, he learned to take advantage of the monkey.

"Sneeze-"

The sturdy forelimbs were unconsciously lifted to the lion's head, and then the veneer slipped off, and he licked his lips before continuing to sleep. At this time, the two sisters had already snickered and lost their strength, and Bai Ruo also let go of the last trace of shyness.

Because of the return, the two "people" of the monkey and tiger have not slept well in the past few days, and coupled with the astrological phenomena that had nothing to do last night and watched for a long time, it can be said that they slept the latest, and they could still get up for a while and a half.

At this time, the monkey was still in a dream, and he and Qi Li practiced at the source of Qinshui. It's just that for some reason, bird feathers suddenly began to fall from the sky, and every time they landed on his face with unmistakable accuracy, he reached out to grab it and disappeared again...

Finally, the monkey caught a falling caterpillar, and the monkey was already very angry, and he didn't care what was in his hand, but just wanted to fall to the ground, but when he raised his hand, the caterpillar in his hand broke.

This confused him and his consciousness began to blur, and then the laughter of the two women reached his ears...

The monkey opened his eyes slowly, and the first thing that caught his eye was a pair of "white rabbits" that were about to come out..."White Rabbit", and then the figure of Princess Changping, looking at the pair of "white rabbits", the monkey was stunned, and then he felt that the blood in his body was stretching, and a momentum was brewing, like a balloon that was about to burst.

It wasn't until the pair of "white rabbits" went away with Princess Changping's body that the monkey noticed Bai Ruo next to the princess, although Bai Ruo had changed a lot at this time, but her identity could be guessed with her toes.

"Hehehehe..."

Although she retracted her body, Princess Changping was still smiling forward and backwards, and she couldn't stop at all, but Bai Ruo stopped smiling and saluted dignified and virtuous: "King." ”

"Oh, here you are. ”

The monkey replied stiffly, not at all out of the shadow of the "white rabbit", and was stunned, then shook the lion's head and shouted, "Get up! ”

"I'm grass, don't make noise!"

The monkey complained, and then covered his head and fell asleep, which made the monkey very helpless, so he had to slap it hard. At this time, the monkey immediately jumped up, and after a quick and gorgeous flip, he yelled at the monkey, "What are you doing!"

"What..."

The two "people" of the monkey and tiger were about to fight, and the two sisters next to them noticed that the last word also spit out along the sound.

"Hmm... Well. ”

Qi Qian cleared his throat, put away Dan Li, and pretended to be deep: "When I see Uncle Shi, I don't see a courtesy." ”

If Bai didn't understand this time, this should be the king who said it first, why didn't the king speak this time, but the king took advantage of it first.

This time it was not only Bai Ruo, but even the monkey and Princess Changping were stunned, Shaoqing, Princess Changping came to her senses first, and she was not angry, and teased, "Yo, is it a little bit older than you have grown, have you forgotten that your sister once hugged you?"

"So what, Uncle Shi is Uncle Shi, don't be quick to see the courtesy, bastard. The monkey finally came to his senses and hurried to help.

"That's it, bastard!"

The two "people" of the monkey and tiger really wore the same pants, and soon abandoned their previous suspicions and stood on the united front.

As soon as the word "bastard" came out, Princess Changping couldn't be calm, although she had been reprimanded by the two "people" of monkey and tiger before, but the two beasts were still young at that time, and the princess didn't mind much.

I thought that after five years, these two beasts might know a little bit about human feelings, and this time it would be easier to speak, but I didn't expect these two beasts to be...

The anger in Princess Changping's heart came up all of a sudden, how could she not be angry, no one in this Yuanzhou dared to reprimand her like this, even her father and ancestor had never reprimanded her like this.

The more Princess Changping thought about it, the more angry she became, even her moth eyebrows jumped slightly in anger, her murderous gaze wandered back and forth on the two beasts, and Miao Yin seemed to be bitten by her lips and teeth: "You are bastards!

"Bastard, did you talk to Uncle Shi like that?"

"It's just that there is no distinction between young and old, it's just too much of a bastard. ”

"You, you..."

As before, the two beasts and Princess Changping are still "incompatible", and they will quarrel when they meet, and then Bai Ruo and Li Lao will come out of the round.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, I haven't seen each other for five years, why are you still like this. As soon as Bai Ruo persuaded him, Li Lao came in, and said with a salute as he walked: "The two little friends are back, and the past five years can make the old man worry, hehehe." ”

In this way, the two beasts inevitably had to be polite with Li Lao, and temporarily put down the "enemy". However, while chatting, the monkey turned the topic back again, and he asked, "I don't know how Senior Brother Yuan Hao is doing." After asking, he also deliberately glanced at Princess Changping, who was covered with dark clouds.

"That's right, I don't seem to have seen Senior Brother Yuanqing when I came back this time..."

The human emperor Li Yuanhao, and his brother Li Yuanqing, are the disciples of the human race accepted by the great academician on an exception, and they are also the relatives of the princess, the two beasts moved out one after the other, which shows their intentions...

How could Li Lao not know the intentions of the two beasts, he could only pretend to be confused as before, and said: "The human emperor is fine, the war king has returned to Xihuan, hehehe..."

Today's monkey, although it is still said to be an old virgin, has long since lost its shyness. At the beginning, when I went to Tinghuai Mountain to practice in the Beast Spirit Academy, I had more dealings with beauties, and my skin became thicker.

Originally, when I used my uncle's identity to tease a beauty for the first time, I just wanted to tease the beauty, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating and provoke the beauty, and then the beauty targeted him everywhere, and then... It went on in a vicious circle. Even the beast who was unwilling to become a pet joined the team, and this kind of thing became a pleasure between the two beasts...

For this kind of ridicule, Li Lao is not surprised, he has already had a pole in his heart to put it there, for the weight of the two beasts, the princess's dignity and humiliation for a while is nothing.

Besides, such a "battle" is usually carried out in private, it can be seen that the two beasts are still quite face-saving to Yuanzhou, and Li Lao is not good at making any unpleasant trouble with the other party for such a "trivial matter", besides, it can't be like this forever, for the sake of Yuanzhou, he has to grieve the princess first.