There was no doubt that Feng Wu and Zu Long were greatly furious. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As a cuckold, a wronged leader who was mistaken for a green hat, two desolations tied for the first place, their hearts were especially angry.

In particular, I heard that a grand festival in the flood quickly swept all the gods, not only improving the original way of eating without saying a word, but also bringing a new form of entertainment - bungee jumping.

Of course, with the big big hearts of the two, this is nothing, but if there is a character in it that shouldn't be involved, then the matter is two.

Xiao Ming!

The well-deserved holder of the lower limit of the festival is also the winner of the most unqualified award, the most **** award, and the most bastard award.

In the time of a Yuan Hui, he not only succeeded in distorting the moral standards of the gods of the Flood Desolation, but also successfully corrupted the hearts of generations of new young people with mahjong and fighting landlords, two entertainment methods that are said to be specially created by the evil demons outside the sky to invade the great world of Pangu.

What's more, he broke the stability and harmony that the dragon and phoenix clans had maintained for millions of years, and successfully grew up not to mention the phoenix dance goddess, and also gave the ancestral dragon a big green hat.

It's simply ...... It's simply ...... No, I'm so angry, I'm going to eat and calm down.

Feng Wu looked at the report in his hand, that angry, I can't wait to go over directly Xiao Ming's head was picked, I said you have nothing to do, you can't stop for a few days with such a big cargo?

Slammed the table, stood up, and flicked his sleeves, "Someone!"

"Yes, Queen. The little soldier of the Feng clan rushed over.

Feng Wu was very satisfied with Xiao Bingjia's way of going, and coughed, "Come on, prepare the car, I want to travel." ”

The little soldier came down in a cold sweat, wiping his sweat, "That...... Queen, there is no car. ”

Feng Wu frowned, "Can't, didn't you see two cars yesterday?"

Little Soldier Armor sneered, "What, it was sold." ”

"Smack!" Feng Wu slapped the table, "Who is so bold as to dare to sell my car, don't you know that it is a limited edition?"

“...... Tribe...... Patriarch ......"

Okay, it's a headache again, Feng Wu said that he was very helpless, you are a big Luo Jinxian jumping here every day to ask me for a pension, as for you?

Also, even if you don't have the money, you can't sell my car, but I spent a lot of innate essence to buy it.

Oh my God, why did I meet these two scum in the flood wilderness? Oh, no, God, why did I meet the two scum scum in the flood wilderness?

"Ah Cut~"

Zu Long sneezed, and his saliva was all over the face of the little soldier in front of him.

Xiao Bing Yi calmly wiped his nose and opened his mouth, "Patriarch, Aunt Seventy-Three is too much to live, and she wants to see you if she wants to die or live." ”

"Seventy-three?" Zu Long was stunned, when did he have so many wives? "Who ...... that?"

"Soldier B!" Soldier B was very calm.

"Yes, you tell me, my front sixty ...... Where have all the sixty-seven aunts gone?" Zu Long regretted it after speaking, and he saw Xiao Bing Yi looking at him with a **** expression.

"What? I said it wrong?"

Xiao Bing Yi was disdainful, looking at the scumbag, "Where did you get the sixty-seven aunts, not only seven...... Well, six?"

Zu Long thought about it, and he was right, but what kind of expression did you have, as soon as he stretched out his claws, he slapped Little Soldier B down.

Soldier B is crying, how can he beat someone? Do you know if you break the law by beating someone?

Zu Long: "Say, what's the matter with Aunt Seventy-Three?"

Xiao Bing Yi wiped his tears, "Isn't the name of the sixth aunt called seventy-three?"

Zulong: ...... Well, blame me, I'm old and I don't have a good memory.

coughed, "Well, tell Mrs. Seventy-Three, I'm busy, so I won't go." ”

Xiao Bing B refused, "This time, I'm afraid you won't be able to go." Seventy-three aunts, Mrs. ...... "Xiao Bing Yi looked left and right, and leaned forward, "She said that if you don't go, you can learn from the Fengwu God and bring you a hat." ”

"She dare!" Zu Long was furious. Then he saw Xiao Bing Yi's expression of what you think, and he was immediately blinded, "Don't tell me ......"

Soldier B nodded, "Yes, I won't tell you it's a ......."

"It's Xiao Ming again!" the ancestral dragon roared, and with a claw of the dragon, the whole person "biubiu" went up to the sky and flew towards the east.

“...... Bing C......"

Let's talk about Xiao Ming again, he was drunk and put the whole Wu clan down, it was a large area lying naked, all without clothes, one by one.

The little girls and big sisters of the Wu clan glanced at them shyly, covered their faces, turned around and ran.

Of course, there are exceptions, who is it?

Who is Chang'e? Hou Yida's wife, who walks the bird, is really a strange woman who stands up to the sky, teasing Zuwu at the age of three, engaging in Zu Wu at the age of four, and being a five-year-old ...... Well, I can't make it up.

Chang'e strolled around, walked around, slipped into the square, and when she looked up, her forehead was dripping, it was really a sunflower. You see, this one, that one, this one and that one......

Commenting for half an hour, the big girls and little daughters-in-law who attracted them don't want to look at Chang'e like heroes.

Chang'e said that this was a face, and as soon as she raised her head, she made a speech, "Since Pangu opened the world, yin and yang are divided, we women are vassals of men, and we are busy for them every day, which is busy, but what do we get? Some meat, only some meat, how can this be reasonable, can we women not fight these meat?"

"Why are women vassals of men, I don't accept them!" Chang'e said angrily, "I said that I must break this law, and we women must also be the masters of the house and the masters of society." ”

"Who said that women are inferior to men, aren't they men just more sunflowers than us?"

Well, after this speech, I heard a group of little daughters-in-law of the Wu clan who were in an uproar, hugging their legs and shouting goddess, oh my God, what is this? This is the first liberation of feminism, this is the first revival of feminism, and this is a groundbreaking event for the concept of equality between men and women.

This...... This......

"That's good!" Xiao Ming woke up and took the lead in applauding, and the applause was "snapped".

"That's a good point!" The young men of the Wu clan on the side were also excited, and applauded bare-chested, that amplitude, that strength, it was simply beating Xiao Ming.

"What a good speech. Xiao Ming walked to the front of the stage, "I propose, just today, let the women be the masters." ”

The Wu boys all agreed in agreement.

Chang'e raised her head, indicating that she was very proud.

Xiao Ming was very happy and nodded, "Brothers, let's continue to drink, the women are hunting today." ”

Chang'e and a group of girls were dumbfounded, this ...... Like, that's not right.

"That's it!" Xiao Ming said he was satisfied with his proposal.

"Top your sister!" suddenly a roar rang out in the sky.