Volume 2 Shui Bo Chapter 36 Accept a stupid little brother
"Childe, you know that you have come to a great disaster. ”
For the ancients with a relatively narrow knowledge, it was easy to be intimidated by this kind of intimidation. But for the cyber worms who have received the knowledge explosion, there are generally only two kinds of such people.
One is the lobbyist, the Warring States Vertical and Horizontal family likes to use this trick to fool the princes and ministers, and the other is the liar, first use this trick to scare people stupidly, and then come up with a solution, and the gold, silver and jewelry are naturally at will. It has developed to future generations, and this has become a necessary trick for charlatans, first saying that you have a bloody disaster on the top of the dark cloud cover, and then selling your ancestral talisman at a high price, eliminating disasters and solving problems, etc.
In short, most of such openings are unreliable.
Du Lengqiu pondered for a while, smiled, raised his glass and said: "Dao Chang taste it first, this is the Longjing before the rain, and it tastes better than the 82-year-old Sprite and the like." ”
Qingyun Daoist didn't understand, but he remained silent and said solemnly: "Zi'an Gongzi still has the leisure to drink tea, it seems that the poor Dao is wrong." ”
"Farewell!" he stood up, swayed up, and walked straight to the door of the flower basket hall. He silently counted in his heart, one, two, three, did it, why didn't he call the poor road...... Qingyun Dao Chief's face flickered blue and white, and when he walked out of the Zheng Mansion, he still looked confused, so he had to scold in his heart: Bastard, why don't you play your cards according to reason!
Du Lengqiu watched the man leave with a smile, drank tea slowly, and drank a cup of tea to the bottom.
Ah Cuo in the Flower Basket Hall was also at a loss, "Young Master, will you let him go?"
He said disapprerovitically: "Look at his vain steps, the three treasures of spirit and spirit are scattered, but he is just a charlatan." Such people rely on their words to deceive others and deceive them of money. If it was usual, young master, I would have the heart to tease him. But now, young master, I have something serious, so let him get out of here first. ”
"Oh!" Ah Cuo looked at his young master with admiration on his face.
Du Lengqiu pondered for a moment, and suddenly said, "Ah Cuo, is there anyone like a nurse in the family?"
Ah Cuo immediately put away his admiring expression, looked at him with great pity with a caring foolish gaze, and said softly: "Young master, of course our family has a nursing home. Captain Li Meng has strong martial arts, and he is stationed in the cross-courtyard on the left, and there are seventeen or eighteen samurai under him. This is still a small number, let's travel thousands of miles, and in the manor outside the city, there are hundreds of people in the grain protection team. ”
Du Lengqiu found out that he had asked a stupid question, but he didn't care, and ordered, "You go and invite him to the study." Forget it, you can take me to the cross-courtyard on the left. ”
"Young master, what are we going to do there?" Li Meng was very arrogant, his speech was neither light nor heavy, few people liked him, but the master had been protecting him. ”
Du Lengqiu laughed, stood up, and raised his feet to cross the threshold of the flower basket hall, "Acuo, you don't understand the world of men, you just need to obediently do a good job as a maid." ”
Ah Cuo suddenly became unhappy, "What did the young master say? Aunt Seventh also said that I am very talented." Ah Cuo lived up to her reputation for chattering, and after half a minute, she was happy again, and she was happy to tell herself about the interesting things between the maids and servants.
Du Lengqiu walked slowly, thinking about the city god, rehearsing teaching, etc., and deducing whether there were any loopholes in his plan.
Seeing that Du Lengqiu was perfunctory, Ah Cuo pursed his mouth and muttered, "The young master has changed, and he won't tell Ah Cuo anything on his mind." ”
After passing through some pavilions and pavilions, you soon came to the left side of the courtyard where the guards lived. From the exterior of the building, it is easy to see that it is much more shabby.
Through the wall, Du Lengqiu had already heard the sound of hehehaha, obviously struggling with his strength.
There was also a guy with a rough voice who was yelling, "If you eat hard, you will become a master." Do you want to get the same monthly gold as me? Remember, a hundred taels of gold awaits you ahead. ”
Du Lengqiu smiled slightly when he heard this, and said in his heart: It seems that the prices here are not low. In ancient times, silver was hard currency. Generally speaking, one hundred taels of silver is enough for a family of five to live carefree for three years and five years.
He strode through the semicircular archway, and was met by a stout man eight feet tall. The weather in late autumn was already cold, and this man was shirtless and only wore a pair of shorts on his lower body. The muscles bulged all over his body, as if they were cast from copper and iron. The eyebrows are thick and messy, and the submandibular beard is short and black, and the roots are erect and extend to the sides until they reach behind the ears. This physiognomy had a special name in ancient times, the head of the leopard.
This person is extremely powerful, although there are more than a dozen young men around, but there is no sense of presence beside him, like a background board behind the protagonist.
Du Lengqiu was very satisfied with it, and he didn't skimp on his smile, "Acuo, go to the account room and withdraw five taels of silver for you to drink, and I will discuss something with Captain Li Meng." ”
Li Meng saw Du Lengqiu's slightly weird smile, and suddenly had a bad premonition. And his hunch has always been very accurate, just like ten years ago, he suddenly left the wonderful rivers and lakes and came to this remote place to work as a nurse. Over the years, the senior brothers who came out with him to mingle with him have died, and the Iron Arm Gate even sent a letter inviting him to go back to be an elder. But how could the elder of the Iron Arm Gate have as much money as a nurse, he directly ignored it.
Li Meng is a real man, although he is a hired man, he has always looked down on Du Lengqiu as a weak scholar. He also never hid his thoughts in front of people.
Hearing Du Lengqiu's order, those guards didn't move, and Qi Qi set his eyes on Li Meng, obviously he had the highest status in the hearts of these people.
Du Lengqiu shook his head from the sidelines, these young nurses don't know how to be human at all. If you change to a young master with a small belly and chicken intestines, maybe you will be jealous and angry, and you will drive them out of the house.
Taking people's money and eliminating disasters with people, this truth, from the gods to the killers, is unhindered. But these young nurses don't understand, isn't this a white-eyed wolf who can't be raised?
Li Meng didn't lack a heart, but he didn't put Du Lengqiu in his eyes, waved his hand casually, and shouted: "Go ahead." Don't get drunk, and keep vigil at night. The one who dared to get drunk, carefully I threw him into the latrine to relieve his hangover. ”
The nurses laughed and dispersed.
In an instant, the courtyard was quiet, the smell of sweat dissipated a lot, the light and shadow flowed, and the scenery was exceptional, which made Li Meng's mood a little better.
Du Lengqiu looked Li Meng up and down for a while, a little disappointed, shook his head and said, "Hey, it's just the day after tomorrow." Anyway, pick a general from the scrap material, so-so. ”
"What do you say?"
Li Meng's eyes widened, and he was about to open his mouth to curse.
Du Lengqiu suddenly raised his right hand, pushed it over, and said in a light tone, "Take me a palm, and then talk about the rest." ”
Looking at Du Lengqiu's fair-skinned five fingers, and then looking at his hammer-like palm, Li Meng almost laughed, "This little white face is really a toad yawning, and his tone is not small." I'd better keep seven points of strength so as not to hurt him. ”
But soon he couldn't laugh and almost cried.
Du Lengqiu has never learned palm techniques, but this palm slap was ordinary at first, and then it was full of real anger, like a mountain collapsing, like the sea falling, like the sky cracking.
The momentum of his palm seemed to be slow, but Li Meng had no way to dodge, and he didn't have time to dodge.
He quickly tied up his horse, crossed his arms, and made hard moves. But Du Lengqiu slapped down and directly dismantled Li Meng's shelf, and his arm hit his chest upside down. He took seven or eight steps back, but still couldn't stabilize the plate, and sat on the ground.
With just one palm, he doubted his life.
Du Lengqiu bent over, looked down at his bewildered eyes, and asked with a smile: "As the captain of the nursing home, you still take one hundred taels of silver a month, and you are still in the stage of resting in the day after tomorrow?" Don't you feel ashamed?"
Originally, Li Meng was already the leader in the rest stage of the day after tomorrow, although his kung fu was a little bad, but taking one hundred and two months was by no means much. But now that he was put down by Du Lengqiu's move, he naturally became weak.
Li Meng's black face turned into a big red face, the ninja was in pain, and he reluctantly argued: "Young master, I have been stuck at the acquired threshold for seven or eight years, and it is estimated that I will soon be able to break through the innate level." ”
"How long will it be soon? One day, two days?"
"Uh......" Li Meng didn't dare to speak, and scolded in his stomach: Ignorant child, is it so easy for a congenital master to achieve?
Du Lengqiu didn't know that in this river and lake, the innate masters could already dominate one side, and the gold and silver treasures were not worth mentioning to them. How could such a master do such a cheap thing as a nursing home.
"I can't wait that long, I still need you to act at night. Perhaps, if you break into the innate and barely be considered a helper, I will help you at a loss. ”
Du Lengqiu stretched out his right hand in pain, and a Zhu Guo appeared in the palm of his hand out of thin air, of course, this was taken out of the space package, but Li Meng didn't know. This kind of method of making something out of nothing made Li Meng's eyes bulge like a frog. His mouth was wide open, and his jaw almost dropped.
"What is this, what is it?"
"This is Zhu Guo, just with this, you have to give me your life for the rest of your life. Du Lengqiu saw that fifty credits were going to be meat buns and beat the dog, and there was no return, and he was a little heartbroken.
Li Meng held the walnut-sized red and bright fruit in both hands, and when he bit it gently, it melted in his mouth, only to feel a warm current rising from the dantian.
He blessed his soul, and hurriedly crossed his knees to do it, ignoring the taboo of wind and rain, and took care of his own internal rest. Du Lengqiu sighed again, although this was a necessary investment, he was still used to being stingy, and he was a little sad.
Bored in the yard, he looked left and right. This is a typical martial arts training ground, in addition to the stone locks on the ground, stone stones, there are many swords, guns, swords, halberds.
For this kind of long weapon, Du Lengqiu has no desire to play. However, on the wooden frame in the center was a very rare iron flail, jet black, which looked very heavy. The flail handle is smooth and is obviously often used by people rubbing it.
Du Lengqiu stepped forward and picked it up, waved it twice, and estimated that it was sixty or seventy pounds. A trace of surprise immediately appeared on his face, if this was Li Meng's, then he could be said to be born with divine power.
This weapon is no better than weightlifting, just like those weightlifters, who can lift two or three hundred catties at every turn, but if they give him a sixty-pound broadsword, they will immediately be blinded. Even Guan Yunchang's Leng Yan saw was only eighty-one pounds. It's a pity that this Li Meng should go to join the army, and he doesn't have much advantage in this Jianghu, and his strength is not too big.
Well, it's better than a complete scrap of wood!
"Thank you, young master, for the elixir. Li Meng stood up and saluted, looking extremely excited. In the rivers and lakes, the status of acquired and innate is worlds apart.
If the acquired warrior is an insect, then he is born with a dragon, a dragon that turns clouds and rain. From today on, he Li Meng is also a person with a head and a face in the rivers and lakes.
Du Lengqiu glanced at him and snorted, "It's barely usable." In the evening, the prime minister's son-in-law wants to invite me, and I need you to play a play. Tell me what you know?"
When Li Meng heard the son of the prime minister's family, his heart suddenly twitched, and then he remembered the shadow of Shicai being pressed on the ground by Du Lengqiu lightly, and suddenly threw a little pride in his heart out of the clouds.
"I have been practicing iron sand palms since I was a child, and later I visited a famous teacher and learned to be ......a big stele-wrestler," Li Meng said and felt embarrassed.
"Okay, I don't really want to listen. You behave well, the cheats of the innate stage, I will reward you according to your performance. Du Lengqiu heard the neighing of the eagle outside the mansion gate, and the noise was very loud, and he couldn't help but smile slightly, "Let's go, Li Meng, I'll take you to see the world." ”
Seeing Du Lengqiu showing the same smile as when they first met, Li Meng suddenly shuddered for some reason, and couldn't help but mourn for a few seconds for the prime minister's son, who had not yet met.