"Hello everyone, this is the Dog Cub Brigade, I am a first-class intern reporter and two dogs, below, I will bring you Xiao Ming, the first major incident of the flood wilderness, why are you so stubborn? Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Ergoudan turned over, Noah No's head was lowered by Xiao Ming, and the microphone was handed over, "Xiao Ming, may I ask, why are you so stubborn?"

Xiao Ming squinted at Ergoudan and didn't speak.

Ergoudan was not discouraged, the reporter who didn't want to interview Xiao Ming was not a good bitch, he kept up his efforts, "Excuse me, Xiao Ming, why are you just TM's spicy?"

Xiao Ming glanced at him, but still didn't speak.

To be honest, Ergoudan was a little sad, Xiao Ming's behavior made him deeply confused about his dog's life, but, as the great philosopher Rosvon Keith (4) Goudan said,, it's still hot and delicious!

So, he once again plucked up his courage and "little ......"

"Get out!" Xiao Ming was furious!

So, in the clear sky of Thief Lala, Xiao Ming, the first head of the hybrid village, let out a groundbreaking roar under a big banyan tree!!

Hanging upside down, head down, of course.

Originally, the suspicion of cuckolding Zulong on his body has not been washed away, and he has made Qinglong into intermittent psychosis, obediently Longdilong, this Nima is no longer dead, this is the beginning of cremation.

So under the righteous annihilation of a group of goods such as the old wolf, the embodiment of justice, Xiao Ming was hanged.

Although, Xiao Ming is a Taiyi Golden Immortal, but we are not the one who is covered, the weakest ...... The old wolf kicked the little black bird and the colorful bird...... It is also the cultivation of the Golden Immortals, plus dozens of dragons, we are not much worse.

(Old wolf: That, Feng Jiaojiao, ** it's over, you can lie on Xiao Ming's body for a while.) ）

Getting back to the point, Ergoudan was yelled, not only was he not afraid, but he was covered with dogs all of a sudden (in other words, there are no two dares in the journalist industry, and they really dare not say that they are reporters.) ）

Hey, you turtle, you dare to yell at the master, let the master go? The master interviews you to give you face, and you have to carry it around to give you face, not only to carry you but also to lick it, and then ****** it back to the master.

Otherwise, hum, believe it or not, the master will ruin you in minutes?

What? You say you are innocent, innocent, and life is without stains?

Hey, I'll just hehe, that's your ignorance, since the day of its establishment, our dog cub brigade has established a very good cooperative relationship with the four seas in the southeast, northwest, and northwest, and provides us with millions of sailors every year, isn't it sprinkled with water? If nothing else, just say that you are afraid of the hundreds of thousands of octopuses, and you will color you every minute to make you an African friend, do you believe it or not! I will ask you, believe it or not!!

Ergoudan shrank his head and crawled out, his face instantly jealous and hateful, "Hello everyone, this is the Dog Cub Brigade, I am a first-level intern reporter Ergoudan, below, I will disclose to you the first scum of the flood wilderness - Xiao Ming !!"

"Xiao Mingqi is ruthless and vicious, no quality, no morality, no bottom line, just a three-nothing thing, that year, that month, he drugged the goddess of Fengwu, poor my ancestral dragon is big, he has a green head and melon seeds in one day, and there is no variegation at all......"

The more Xiao Ming who hangs upside down listens to it, the more it doesn't taste, what kind of thing I don't have three products? I'm an official, you're blind to a spicy official, I'm not ...... Well, besides, what is *** called rape! rape......!

"I said, dog, can you stop being blind and tell the truth?"

Ergoudan glanced at Xiao Ming, turned around and continued: "...... However, this evil thief, unrepentant, openly bribed this reporter, this reporter is jealous of the evil and hatred of that justice Ling Ran, there is justice in the heart between heaven and earth, I am money for the wasteland......"

"Who, you have lost your money. A voice rang out.

“...... The breeze in both sleeves...... Hey, where am I?"

The second dog looked down and searched all over the ground, and a small tail wagged happily.

"******, where did this mouth full of elephants come from?" Qinglong kicked up, and the two dogs flew away.

(A certain grass in the wilderness: Hehe, it's finally time for me to appear...... Mommy, Mommy, there's a flying dog!)

Qinglong slapped Xiao Ming's side on the ass and said, "I heard that your kid has traveled to the Dragon Cave?"

"Then you can be. Xiao Ming's mind instantly remembered countless revolutionary martyrs, Liu Hulan, En...... Liu Hulan!"Our village chief has a lot of opportunities to go to travel every day, at public expense, what's the matter!"

Qinglong smiled, "Oh, you're a kid." ”

"Then you can be!" Xiao Ming raised his head, numb, a little dizzy, and quickly lowered himself, "Our village chief is an official, there are people above, you should be careful, otherwise, hehehe......"

"What's going on?" Qinglong looked very scared.

Xiao Ming turned his head, "Oh, uncle, come and play." ”

The second Olympics, Qinglong vomited, the world is developing too fast, he can't keep up, this Nima is just watching a big man who picks his feet become the top card of Lichun Courtyard in seconds, this feeling, it's too exciting.

Qinglong vomited while insisting on his career, "That, you tell you, your village chief went out on a trip, what kind of thing do you have?"

"My name is Da Ming!"

"Then why do you look the same as Xiao Ming?"

"We're twin brothers!"

"Then how dare your brother's wife ** you?"

"Baby...... Eh, what's that, she red apricot out of the wall. ”

"Then how did you accept it?"

"I'm a man, an animal that thinks with the lower body. ”

Qinglong Meng compared, awesome, the speed of this Nima's answer, the logic of the answer, the rigor of the answer, there is no flaw, powerful, powerful, the first handsome dragon of the dragon clan admired.

But...... Hey, hey, hey!

Qinglong turned to one side, and a figure pounced out, holding Xiao Ming's head and beating him fatly.

"I told you to say that the old lady went out of the wall, I asked you to say that the old lady was red apricot, I asked you to say that the old lady was having an extramarital affair, I asked you to say that the old lady was messy ......"

Xiao Ming was screamed by Feng Jiaojiao's wow wow wow, helplessly hanging upside down, without the power to resist, "Hey, grandma, I was wrong, I was wrong, I lied to him just now, I am Xiao Ming, it is Xiao Ming~"

Qinglong sighed, turned around, and looked up at the moon, "A woman is really a disaster, what a good aspiring young man, just like this, he was smashed by a woman, pitiful, really pitiful." ”

Postscript: Since then, a generation of virgin grandmasters Qinglong has been born, crisscrossing the flood for thousands of years......

(Xiao Ming: Emma, no, when did Feng Jiaojiao become my wife?)

(Ergoudan: Mom no longer worries about people's fear of heights, woo woo woo ~~~)