"Oh!! false god!! !! letter to the master! letter to my He Mao family!!"

In a simple bungalow,A teenager operates two mobile phones staring at the "pseudo-god" on the computer,Since this goods began to descend to Heianjing,The male owner didn't care too much.,And just in the last few days,The male owner who is like a demon shows his crazy side to this world copy.,I don't know how long I haven't slept.,Eat and drink is even less.,

Throw away the cigarette in his hand that has burned to the cigarette holder,Rubbing his bloodshot eyes,The male protagonist suddenly felt that his body was extremely weak.,The things in front of him gradually became blurry and trembling.,

When his body was about to slip and fall to the ground, he pressed his fingers the voice button of the mobile phone chat, and said the last sentence,

"Hurry up and go to bed for the exam!" Get the SSR tomorrow morning!!"

Then he closed his eyes contentedly and slipped from the bench and fell to the ground.

"Whew~ Why, how do you feel that your body is so light and light all of a sudden, I haven't been so comfortable for a long time, I just can't open my eyes, but I feel like I've taken off. ”

I don't know how long it took.,From a shake.,The male protagonist woke up.,

"I'm ???"

looked at the "self" on the ground, who had lost his breath, and then looked at his blurred body, and the small white fur ball behind him,

"Am I doing this?"

"Yes, more accurately, you're dead. ”

"Bah!! why are you saying so ugly! I'm just sacrificing for my career!"

As he spoke, he poked the pseudo-god on the phone with his translucent fingers, and the result was .........

"You're so persistent, Shaodong!"

"Alas~"

"Say, what other regrets do you have? If not, work with me. ”

"Work? I'm like this, and I'm still being squeezed to work? And there's a king's law? And there's a law? And, what are you going to do?"

"Earn money!"

"Ball, you mean it?"

"Yes!"

"Poof, hahahaha, you're going to be short of money! What are you going to do? Leave this calf sac with me! Fool the child!"

With the white pom-pom trembling, this was the first time Shaodong saw its angry eyes, and it became a shadow in Shaodong's heart for a while and even later.

"Brother, no, uncle, let's go, I'll go with your old man to earn money, and I'll mess with you in the future!"

"First of all, let me emphasize! There is the energy we need over there! Don't ask! I won't tell you if I ask! Also! If you skin me again, I will throw it at a pig for you, so that you can feel the beating of society!"

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to what you say! I'm not from my heart! Let's go! Let's work! I can't wait!!"

"Alas, why did you put such an unlucky thing on the shelf, anyway, what else do you want?"

"Yes, there must be this thing! beautiful women! luxury cars! and ...... False God!"

Looking at the small eyes that gradually turned into the shape of a crescent moon, Shaodong felt that he had been greatly insulted, he had no temper, and he couldn't afford to provoke him!

"Yes, yes, just like you think, I can't help you achieve it if you say it, let's go!

"I deeply suspect that the white pompom in the right hand of the Ibaraki boy's skin is you."

“.........”

"I was wrong! You listen to me first!! I don't dare anymore!"

Then Shaodong slowly walked towards a pitch-black hole with an "uncle" on top of his head, thinking as he walked,

The Hokage is over, One Piece is not over yet, the SSR has been collected, there is not a single SP, the copies are all over, and the TM Pseudo-God has not been killed!

"Alas~ happiness is quite sudden!"

"Boy, what are you thinking about here? You can keep talking about this little thing!"

"That...... Can you make me look a little more handsome in the past?

"Look at my mood!"

"Yes, master, are you tired? Do you need me to massage you? Are you thirsty? I'll get you some tea?"

After thinking about it carefully, massage, rubbing its fingers, drinking tea, and it has no mouth!

"Poof, hey, hey, hey, ah!!!! I was wrong, I was wrong, I really didn't dare next time, really! I really didn't dare!!!"