The kind and lovely Xiao Ming was coerced by several shameless and ruthless gods to carry out a ridiculous journey, and constantly arranged dangerous things to embarrass this poor Xiao Ming, who had no hemp, was really too immoral, too immoral and unqualified, but poor Xiao Ming was willing to dedicate himself to save them......

"Hey, I said that even if you pretend to be the narrator, you can't save your completely confused life, and are you sure you won't be beaten if you say this in front of us?"

The cute Xiao Ming is coerced by an evil and ugly witch. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info had to accept this hateful plan with no human rights at all, and since then he has embarked on a land of no hope, which makes him think of running in the sunset ten years ago, which was his lost youth......

"Smack!"

"Oh, what are you hitting me for?" Xiao Ming looked at Feng Wu with an unhappy expression.

Feng Wu was speechless on the spot, I*your mother*a*, you little deflated calf, what are you talking about, evil and ugly, you have a kind of say a word, I will kind of bury you, Yaya, it's a big deal, the big deal is that the master lifted the table, and everyone scattered in two.

"Do you have any questions?"

Gods: ...... It's not like we're talking about you, what are you doing at us?

waved on the spot, waved his claws without his hands, and shook his ass without claws...... Uh, shake your face, shake your face, "No opinion, no opinion, it's good if you're happy, just be happy." ”

"Hmph!" Feng Wu was very arrogant, and turned her head, "You, go and do my business for me, and take them in." ”

"What?" "What?"

"What?"

The first two sounds were the two dragons who fell to the ground, and their hearts suddenly broke into several petals, and accepted us, is this to ask for the front door and the back door together? (no connotation at all) Can you not do this to us? We are just two cute and kind little dragons.

What is Xiao Ming after the last sound, he glanced at the two cute dragons, looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees, he remembered, someone told him that such a posture would make the tears not stay, and it was very ...... Pretend!

"I refuse!"

With a faint tone and a faint emotion, this detached appearance instantly calmed a group of great gods.

"This ......" gods were stunned, is this still the broken skin and broken house they know?

Feng Wu thought for a moment, "Then what? why?"

"Hey" sighed before speaking, Xiao Ming's ears recalled the voices of countless sages for a while-"Get out of here!!"

"I have dry stools. ”

The gods are crazy, completely crazy, and they don't even have a little bit of reason, do you dare to say what you just said again, I didn't hear it clearly?

Xiao Ming looked at the swords, guns, swords, and sticks in front of him, the axe was hooked, his hair was flicked, and he swore to death, "Master, you wait, I'll accept them immediately!"

Gods: ...... Sure enough, it's still handsome, but it's only three seconds......

"That, you two turtle grandchildren, listen well, in line with the fine tradition of saving the world and helping people, and pit the dead without paying for their lives, adhering to the death behavior of countless sages who have no flowers and no tree heights, I, the first generation of the village head of the hybrid village, Xiao Ming, decided to accept you as the first ...... of my hybrid village Well...... Come, tell me the number. ”

Little Blackbird: "One"

Colorful Bird: "One is me, you are two!"

Little Blackbird: "You're only two, your whole family is two!"

Colorful Bird: "Yes, you are my brother, so you two!"

Little Blackbird: ......

Xiao Ming was very satisfied with the IQ of the hybrid village, and nodded kindly, "What, you are three and four, as for who is three, who is in addition to two is two, you have the final say, okay, end the meeting!"

Two Dragons: ...... We didn't seem to say that we would join your organization with **** words that can't even be the title of the book, right?

Xiao Ming obviously can't hear the hearts of these two dragons, of course, even if he hears it, he will definitely not hear it, just kidding, you don't look at what Feng Wu's face has become, if you don't join her in pulling my little cow, what do you say? (It's definitely not what you think!)

"Eldest sister, what do you think of the little brother's lecture just now?" Xiao Ming bowed his shoulders and slumped his back, looking like a dog leg that I would not be happy if you didn't lick me.

"Well, yes, not bad!" Feng Wu is very satisfied, although this little brother is not reliable, but it is still very powerful, you look at this speech, how deep, concise, and clear, if you become an official, the cliff is a good official, not a little bit better than those bastards who have been in meetings for two hours now.

Feng Wu patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, "Do a good job!"

"En, I promise to live up to the trust that the organization has placed in us!" (Xiao Ming's heart: Dead old woman, don't be caught by me, otherwise I'll take you hehehehe...... Tickle you !!)

Xiao Ming said to Feng Wu with an honored face: "So, are you giving them a lecture now?"

The smile on Feng Wu's face became even brighter, this is right, you have to give the leader a chance to appear at a critical time, so she nodded kindly.

However, the gods who came with us were not pleased, and we came to see the jokes, and if you didn't say a few words, you made things not exciting at all, and you still had to give a lecture, so wouldn't we be the group of listeners sitting in the corner of the Great Hall of the People? The old head Zulong rubbed his hands, very embarrassed, "What, my seventh aunt was born today, I want to go back and see." ”

"What are you talking about?" Feng Wu, who was working on the belly draft, woke up instantly, and a pair of bird's eyes were bigger than a donkey's eyes, "You married Aunt Seventh again, didn't you say that you only love me alone?"

"Wow puppet!" The gods were in an uproar, this news was too exciting, the big boss of the Feng clan and the boss of the dragon clan got together, this is simply, this is simple, it is too cool!

"Xiao Wu Wu, Xiao Wu Wu, don't be angry, I'm your little dragon dragon......"

"Vomit~" The general god vomited.

"People are very cute, you see, your cutest little dragon dragon......"

"Vomit~" All the great gods vomited.

(What, you said that the psychological quality of the gods can't be so weak?, you go and ask Tang Maru to make a YAMI move for you.) What? You don't know Tang Maru? Wu Yifan knows? It's Wu Yifan's version of the fortune. ）

"Ahh

The gods who are vomiting are a clever, you can't run away, such a wonderful scene has to be watched even if you vomit.

For a time, big birds, big dragons, big toads, big turtles, big fish, big rabbits were flying in the sky......

"Whew~~"

The wind blew, Xiao Ming and a group of people stood stupidly in place, full of black lines, sure enough, women are unreliable, in the face of love, any leader is a floating cloud.

It's just that......

"You dead rabbit, you give Lao Tzu back, people have conflicts, what are you making a fuss about?"