"You can't kill me, I'm a good citizen, Taijun!"

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"Wronged, Taijun, my second Xiong is loyal to the imperial army, and I guarantee it with the chastity of my third and fourth aunts. ”

A group of people are confused, the third aunt, the fourth aunt, what the hell is that? Can you eat it?

"Say, where is the third aunt and the fourth aunt?"

The little black bird put his paw in the nose of the giant beast and asked very fiercely.

The giant beast endured and didn't take you to bully people like this...... Well, the bully beast, although I don't have a high IQ, like a fool, but our size is also a hegemon, and this pimple meat is not practiced in vain, you say you are a cow fork, you have a lot of people, I obey, I was killed by you, I obeyed, but you can't abduct and sell people and still don't admit it, you say, if you don't rob my third aunt and fourth aunt, will I fight with you?

A group of goods listened to it and thought about it, it really can't be like this, we have a bottom line for being birds (wolves and rabbits), we can eat meat, but when other people's faces rob other people's aunts and wives, this kind of thing is resolutely not done.

Of course, it's not that the giant beast's words are wrong, although I have a discipline, but it doesn't mean that other people don't, just like this dragon A, and that dragon B, what? You say that dragon B is a mother, but this has a hairy relationship, who said that the same sex can't be together? There is a saying that doesn't say that the opposite sex is for breeding, and the same sex is true love? Besides, the giant beast said that his two aunts and wives are mothers?

"Yes, yes, this really is, it really has to be!" the giant beast hurriedly waved its claws to indicate that its sexual orientation was fine.

"Say, isn't it the two of you!" Xiao Ming, in order to save his own discipline, took it seriously, and turned the two balls in his hand into torture tools, one left and one right, and "surrounded" the two dragons to death.

The two dragons trembled and hugged each other, Mom, it's terrible, don't stop me, the world is too terrible, I'm going to die.

"Village...... Village Chief, this ...... I don't have that. ”

Xiao Ming bared his teeth, "What are you afraid of?"

"Yes, what are you afraid of?" the little black bird jumped for fear that the world would not be chaotic.

"I ...... I ...... "Long B, I said twice, but I didn't say why."

"Hehe, you guys will recruit it, master, I have Sherlock Holmes Conan attributes, and I am a naked detective of Daximen, you hurry up and tell the truth, otherwise, hehehehe......"

"Otherwise, hey, hey, hey......" The little black bird laughed cheaply, not to mention, that bird is really a different taste.

Long A is crying blindly, my wife, I know you stutter, I have known it since you were a child when you walked around in open crotch pants, but can you not stutter at this time. It's all time for a god, and it's easy to braid.

"Mrs...... Taijun, I'll recruit, I'll recruit. Long A said that he obeyed the leader's words, "It was all his two aunts and wives who were kidnapped by this slut." Yes, that's right, it's him, I can see it clearly. ”

Dragon B: ...... I'm really blind with my titanium dog eyes......

"You are a good citizen, a great good citizen. Xiao Ming looked relieved, and felt very happy that there was such an upright person in his village, and then, I saw him stretch out his hands violently, and two black balls stretched out in front of Long B, and shouted, "There is only one truth, Kuluo card...... Phew, that dragon, hand over the two wives of the beast. ”

Long B cried as soon as he spoke, wronged, really more wronged than Dou E (hey, who is Dou E?) God, why do you want to do this to me, what did I do?

The bitter crying, the sad wail, really smelled sadness, the listener wept, and the sky couldn't help but rain lightly, and a handful of sympathetic tears were plucked for this female dragon who was in dire straits.

Feng Jiaojiao came behind Long B with tears in her eyes and patted her on the shoulder, "Although the unscrupulous author didn't name you, but you are as kind as family in my heart, we all understand, the same sex is true love, you are reluctant to blame you, but you must know that people are also true love, we can't do this kind of bad guy marriage." ”

Long B is even more aggrieved, what are you talking about, is this what I mean by crying? I am obviously crying about my dying youth.

Feng Jiaojiao saw that Long B was crying harder, and looked up and said to Xiao Ming, "Maybe it really wasn't Long B who kidnapped him, maybe it's someone else, you go and ask that beast, what does his third and fourth aunts look like?"

"Okay!" Xiao Ming agreed, turned around, and asked at the giant beast, "What do your two aunts and wives look like?"

The giant beast thought about it very seriously (after all, it is not smart), and after a long time finally said: "They are small, far away, just a slap of laughter, and when they fall asleep, they like to roll into a little ball......"

Xiao Ming thought of something instantly, his face stiffened, and his hands reflexively retracted back.

"Today, yes, they were sleeping, and as soon as I turned around, they were gone, and then I saw that you were going to eat me. ”

Xiao Ming raised his head, pretended to look at the scenery, whistled, and retreated back.

"I beg you to find my two aunts, you have eaten our relationship, since my mother-in-law ran away with a Pixiu, the two of them have accompanied me, I can die, they must not die, please save them." ”

An even more tragic cry sounded, and the burly body cried like a doll in a month, and the voice was loud and loud.

"Hey, husband, why are you crying?"

Suddenly, two doubtful coquettishness sounded behind Xiao Ming, attracting everyone's attention in an instant.

Xiao Ming's body stiffened, and he threw out the things in his hand with the momentum of the thunderous ringing bell, and took a big step back at the speed of the wolf coming first, making a gesture that I was just playing soy sauce, and then, as if he suddenly woke up, stretched out his hand and pointed, "Hey, beast, are these two your aunts?"

Feng Jiaojiao > Old Wolf > Rabbit & Little Black Bird & Colorful Bird: ...... Can you be more natural?

Behemoth > 3rd & 4th Aunt: ...... Is this hero acting? It's so good that I almost believe it.

Long B: "It's really not me, I seem to be wronged, I seem to be innocent, I only have men in my life, even if the two times I cheated, I was with two men, one Lao Wang, one Song Jiji, woo woo...... My sexual orientation is really normal!!"