474 I almost burst out laughing
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Qin En didn't take that feeling seriously - like many other fiction protagonists who are read aloud, he didn't put the option of being read into his head. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, Qin En, who has always liked to go non-mainstream, will not say to himself: "Is it a cold?" and other low lines.
The brain flashed and was gone.
This is not an uncommon experience, men have experienced this: when they go to the toilet trumpet, they shake inexplicably, as if something very bad has happened.
But in fact, every time Qin En finished shaking, he didn't encounter any trouble, and gradually he didn't take this reflection seriously, he thought that the reaction just now was just a coincidence.
It is estimated that there are many people who have the same reaction as Qin En, just shake it a few times, who hasn't shaken?
Don't even care.
And now, Qin En is in a very good mood.
In the past, he was confused in Gensokyo for more than a year, and during this year, Qin En was like a college student who had just graduated from college, high or low, not knowing where his goal was, wandering around the small business and the unemployed homeless class all day long.
In addition to bringing him a sense of security, his newly awakened abilities also brought him troubles.
An extravagant annoyance.
The level of luxury is comparable to that of keyboard warriors who worry about the South China Sea.
If you don't have any superpowers, Qin En may be willing to be an ordinary person, after all, people are expensive in self-knowledge, and it's okay to pretend to be forced occasionally, but there are many examples of pretending to be comic and being slapped in the face, if you don't have the capital, Qin En won't be so crazy in Gensokyo.
But people have always been afraid to look upward, in addition to the fear that the previous session had brought, he also saw a lot of privileges that the upper class had, whenever he saw Yakumo Zi and others in Gensokyo, he also thought about it a little better, but because his ability has not improved for more than a year, he has always been in the same place.
Now it's different, Qin En has found a new purpose.
It feels good to see the light of day through the clouds, even if he knows that he will be an auxiliary in the future, he doesn't feel angry, and the name of Gensokyo's strongest auxiliary also makes her blood boil.
Gensokyo's strongest support,This name is also very powerful.,No one will underestimate the assistant.,When the general characters see the support, they say: "Dad take me!" Even most of the violent dads will pia the rest of the team, roaring angrily: "You are too weak! Let me come!" and then carry the king sledgehammer and drink his own day dog to the earth.
A man is to drink the strongest wine, and the dog is the wildest.
can milk and play, undoubtedly meet this condition.
After he can be fully developed, even Yakumo Zi has to hug his thighs and shout: "Father Qin will take me to fly!"
Even the princess who thinks very highly of herself in Penglai Mountain will howl: "The team lacks a superb milk, hurry up and come over - don't say anything else, say you! Come and team up with the concubine!"
It's a great future.
So from now on, recruit teammates!
Qin En patted Qi Lunuo's little brain melon and said kindly, "Qi Lunuo." ”
"What?" Qi Luno tilted her head, her aqua blue pupils looking at Qin En in confusion.
Looking at Qi Lunuo's innocent and easy-to-push little Lori's appearance, Qin En couldn't help laughing: he squeezed out a kind smile from the bottom of his heart, and he succeeded, his mother who smiled kindly didn't know him, and he was as cheerful as Ichimaru Silver in Death.
Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief - there is a reason why Qin En is so kind to this ice goblin, her superpowers have shown infinite possibilities in battle, and Qin En, who claims to be the strongest assistant in Gensukyo, feels that he lacks a control to help him.
Although he also has monster control skills as an assistant, it is far from Qi Lunuo with the time ability buff, and Qin En's control is not able to play percentage damage, Qi Luno's cold ice can attack and defend in addition to control, although he is a little stunned, but he himself is a good teammate, and he may be able to run in with her with the momentum of grinding an iron pestle into a needle, and he may be able to run into a tacit understanding!
"Qiluno, do you want to mess with me? Your ability is good, with my ability, we can sweep Gensokyo invincible. ”
Sweeping Gensokyo Invincible is bragging, it is to convince Qi Luno to deliberately blow it, it stands to reason that this little goblin should like this kind of braggart leather high hat, after blowing the hat a few times, she will go home with Qin En.
"Team up with me, I even have the name of the team we teamed up with, it's called [Estes]!"
But unexpectedly, Qi Luno shook his head, and this little goblin who thought he didn't know how old he was after a few words of praise actually refused.
Qin En was surprised: "Do you think you are not domineering enough? Change your name...... It's called [Heavenly Emperor Asura]!"
"No, the Lake of Fog is our home, so we won't go with you!"
"But your house has been ruined like this by you, can you still live in it? How good is it to come with me, don't you come to eat and drink spicy food?"
"The strong are lonely. Qi Lunuo turned his back to Qin En, and with the icy aura blowing from the Lake of Mist, a peerless aura shrouded the little ice goblin.
Qin En stomped his foot angrily: "Okay, team, but you were forced to pretend, how big is this, you can pretend to be compared, it is terrifying! This son must not be kept! Otherwise, she will become my Qin En's biggest opponent in the pretending world!
Qin En sneered: "You little girl really doesn't know how to do it! Do you really think you're very awesome? If you don't have my superpowers, you're also a food delivery at your level!"
"What are you going to cook for us? We like fish, salmon! You make salmon for me!"
It's really said that a stubble is a stubble, and Qi Lunuo's little brain is so wild that even Qin En is ashamed of himself.
"That thing is unhealthy and easy to eat parasites! I'll make you pot wrapped meat to eat, okay?"
You have to convince Qi Luno to join her, don't lie to her while she doesn't know anything now, do you wait for her to become a sperm before teaming up with her?
"The Lake of Fog has been frozen by you, there are no more people living here, and you have nowhere to eat!"
"We don't have to eat every day!"
"That's good...... Not to mention eating, how about I take you to play fun things? The world is so big, why don't you go out and have fun?"
"Do you have frogs there? I'm going to play with frozen frogs. ”
"What kind of frozen frog to play!Go study! If you don't study, how can you increase your knowledge? If you don't study, you'll always be a fool! You don't have a brain, and you still fight with people?"
"Qi Luno is the strongest! Let's raise our hands and it's a thousand miles of snow! No one can win against us!"
"I really laughed out of my father's leading line fluid, if you didn't have the master, you would have been floated away! Don't you know that you have to take your brain with your brain when fighting in online novels now? Come with me, I'll make you a few sets of Huanggang to calm down!"
Qin En, who had this kind of thought, directly lost his face and pestered Qi Lunuo, like an unrepentant human trafficker, and Qi Luno himself said something imaginatively: It sounds like it is perfunctory, but in fact, this little goblin is just interested in some words in the topic, and then easily attracted attention, and the conversation between the two directly turned into a chicken and duck talk.
"Anyway, we won't leave the Lake of Mist!"
Chiluno sat upright on her ass in this regard.
"I said you little thing is a bit stubborn......"
Gradually, patience is gone.
Qin En originally thought that he was a very person, but he didn't expect to meet someone whose thinking was even more deviated than his own, and his dry mouth did not make any progress.
It seems that persuasion is impossible.
And the dynamic ...... Well, although Qiluno's ability makes him refreshed, he is not worth letting him fight so hard, since he can't do it, then give up, it is also a choice.
However, Qin En regretted it just after turning around.
Or rather...... He turned around deceptively, just turning in one direction before immediately turning back and pounced on Cirno.
A crack appeared where Qi Luno had just stood, and a wrist made of mud and sand struck into the air, and Qin En knocked her down before it could grab Qi Luno, and the two of them rolled down to the lake of fog that had been frozen to death. Qin En rolled and stood firm on the Lake of Mist, and the person who attacked Qi Luno just now gradually revealed his face: it was none other than Ivan, the mud demon who was frozen under the ice of the Lake of Fog by Qin En and Qi Luno together!
(How could it be!)
Qin En was shocked, looked at the reborn mud demon Ivan in front of him, and then looked at the ice surface of the Lake of Fog under his feet: unfortunately, due to the hindrance of depth and frost, Qin En couldn't see whether he still existed under the ice.
(It doesn't make sense, he should have frozen to death in the lake!, does this guy have any hole cards that haven't appeared!?)
Just when he was thinking about it in his heart, Qin En suddenly remembered the details of what had just happened.
Qin En used his time ability to turn the cement block stuck to his body into silt again, and after pitting Ivan, he floated to the surface of the water.
[Don't want to go!!!!]
At that time, Ivan the mud demon raised his hand and roared, so that his arm detached from his body and sprayed out of the water. And Qin En, who was fully open in the ST realm, dodged this sneak attack at all, and that arm fell to the shore after breaking away from the water, and it didn't take long for it to become a cloud of sand mixed with the mud and sand around the Lake of Mist, and it was impossible to distinguish between them............
At that time, he didn't think much about it, and at that time, Qin En thought that this mud demon's control of the earth element was limited by time and distance, so he didn't pay much attention to it at that time. And now the mud demon man has reappeared in front of Qin En...... This means that the previous blow was not the last mend in the despair of the mud demon Ivan, but the demon had calculated it at the beginning: or rather, it was to prepare for the escape in case he couldn't get out.
Qin En's gaze that saw through everything fell on Ivan's eyes, and the mud demon who had been resurrected on the shore said in a low voice: "I don't want to use it, and it is a very painful process to abandon the true body and reshape the exorcism. ”
Ivan wasn't stupid enough to say all of his words - the process was more than painful, it was a heart-wrenching pain. The fact that the body can change freely does not mean that Ivan himself is immortal, and manipulating the earth element is Ivan's main means of fighting, but to abandon his body and use the earth element to construct his body is something Ivan never dared to do: he originally used it when he was left to save it, but he didn't expect it to be used in this place where Gensokyo's palm is big.
Ivan is also a person who has no sense of security, and he feels uncomfortable at the thought that his body is made of earth elements, and he doesn't need the same superpowers: even if he accidentally drinks too much while drinking to release all control over the earth element, he will die! The newborn body is just a new body created by the soul and the earth element's superpower, even if it can be reborn infinitely in theory, Ivan will not rush to any joy.
Even if Ivan's body is liberated, it is useless, even if it is liberated, the shell formed by his superpowers will be destroyed, and the body will decay over time. The transfer of the soul is only to a frozen, rotting body, so that his soul will no longer have a choice and will be sent directly to the underworld.
"You've cornered me!" said Ivan Vissarionovich gloomily.
Now, the Earth Demon is the real Earth Demon this time, and the real Earth Elemental Creature has reached the inhuman realm.
It is a happy thing to completely evolve into a demon, but he does not have the slightest joy in his heart, but feels painful, and his mood is extremely complicated.
"It's my business!"
Soon, however, the Earth Demon was no longer so sad.
Qin En, who caused this change, neither shouted his father in fear because of the upgrade of the earth demons, nor did he feel guilty about killing a person.
Qin En patted the non-existent dust on his body and sarcastically said, "Heh! Your matter has a dime to do with me? What are you doing by saying it? Do you think I will sympathize with you? I was really almost laughed to death by you!"
He swore he almost laughed out loud!
Is there such a stupid person in the world!? Qin En used to think that it was only in comics, but he didn't expect to meet such a **** in reality!
Enemy?
Just die.
What understanding, what to talk about on millions of corpses, that's all hooliganism.
Killing an enemy is the greatest respect for an enemy, and Qin En admires this creed immensely.
"You're right. ”
Qin En's teasing, mockery, and ridicule made the mud demon come out of his sentimentality, and the demon who had re-condensed his body with rocks looked coldly at the man on the ice and said, "Indeed, these things are useless. ”
The words are not speculative, and half a sentence is too much.
The battle is already on the verge of breaking out!
Now I'm still waiting for a **, war, war, war, war!