Chapter 110: Farce

readx;? I myself am very afraid of things like Gu poison, but fortunately, Miao Miao has always told me about the fun of Gu worms, and my fear of Gu worms is not so great, and now, the Gu worm in my lower abdomen has become my natal Gu, which is enough to show that from now on I can also be regarded as a person who cultivates Gu arts. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Of course, I don't understand those very esoteric Gu techniques, after all, my master in Gu art is just Miao Miao, a loli ghost, Miao Miao was a Miao girl in the Miao Jiang area before her death, but she is not a Gu Sect person, she knows, just some relatively shallow Gu techniques.

"Brother Chen Sheng, you are now a person who can raise Gu, hehe, now that you have a natal Gu in your lower abdomen, you can try to communicate with it and let it come out, by the way, we can also take a look, what kind of Gu worm you have been laid in your stomach for a long time. Miao Miao's voice came.

I nodded, I was actually very curious in my heart, although I knew that there were many types of Gu in the Miao Jiang area, very bamboo strips, stone Gu, silkworm Gu and snake Gu, and centipedes and other things, these things sounded very scary, I could feel that the Gu worm in the lower abdomen was a living thing, naturally not a stone Gu or something, but what I was worried about was that don't let the Gu worm in my alone be a centipede, let alone a snake, what I am most afraid of is this kind of thing.

Immediately, I followed Miao Miao's words and began to try to summon the Gu worm in my own body, of course, I just made this Gu worm my natal Gu now, and it was completely impossible to communicate with it, so I could only shout twice to my lower abdomen: "That, little Gu worm, you come out quickly, let me see what kind of species you are." ”

After saying that, I saw Miao Miao standing in front of me, covering her red lips and small mouth and smiling secretly, I guess it looked stupid when I called the Gu worm just now. Of course, I don't want to care about this, just be stupid, anyway, I'm just in contact with it, so I'm not very good at it.

Unexpectedly, after I shouted towards my lower abdomen, I suddenly felt a gurgling in my stomach, and then, there was a feeling of wanting to go to the toilet, this Nima, I turned around and walked towards the toilet, a little embarrassed, but at this time, Miao Miao said to me with a red face: "Brother Chen Sheng, do you have the urge to go to the toilet?"

I nodded, a little embarrassed, Miao Miao smiled a little ghostly and said, "Brother Chen Sheng, in fact, you don't have to go to the toilet, because this is a normal reaction, the Gu worm is coming out." ”

Yes?

I was stunned, but before I could react, I suddenly felt a breath spread directly from my small intestine to my large intestine, and then, poof, I actually farted in front of Miao Miao.

This made me embarrassed to death, what is going on, I am a big man, how can this physiological reaction not be controlled.

Just when I was embarrassed, something happened that surprised me even more, I only felt a squirm from the ** flower, and then, as if something had come out, and then, directly into my trouser leg.

"Oh my God, what is this!" I couldn't help it, didn't I just summon the Gu worm, there was no need to just let me have an incontinence rhythm like this.

However, at this time, Miao Miao was already laughing and leaned back together, and after Xiao Yue and Luo Yi heard Miao Miao's laughter, they were also very curious and came out to see what was going on, but when they saw the embarrassment on my face, they immediately understood, the three female ghosts began to stand there together and laugh at me.

I can't wait to find a rat hole right now, and this is probably the most humiliating moment of my life.

Of course, I also know that the Gu worm has come out, but it came out of my ** flower, and when I looked down, I saw a snow-white caterpillar-like thing coming out of my trouser tube, just lying on my shoes.

"Wow!" Miao Miao suddenly shouted, "What a cute Gu worm." ”

I suddenly had a disgusting feeling in my heart, but Miao Miao walked directly in front of me and squatted down, not too dirty, and directly grabbed the Gu worm and put it in the palm of his hand, like that, I like it very much.

I don't know why, I feel a little tumbling in my stomach, this Nima, the Gu worm is coming out of my ** flower, Miao Miao, this little girl, doesn't she feel it at all?

Maybe Miao Miao realized that my expression was not quite right, and after glancing at me, she laughed and said, "Brother Chen Sheng, you think too much, this Gu worm is very cute, and it is not dirty at all, although it is from you...... The advantage of the Gu worm is that before it comes out, there will be an invisible qi wrapped around the body, and once it comes out, the qi will disappear, so your food scraps and the like have not polluted it at all. ”

My mood at the moment is beyond words, this, this, what the hell is going on!

"Ah, it's so cute, what kind of species is this, Miao Miao, why does it look like a little caterpillar." After Xiao Yue stared at it for a while, that kind of girl's heart came out, and she didn't dry me at all, and I don't know how big the shadow area of my heart is now.

Although Luo Shi is a powerful female ghost who is several times stronger than a ghost general, she doesn't seem to know much about Gu worms, and after staring at it carefully for a while, she also looks dazed.

And Miao Miao stared at the little Gu worm in surprise, tilted her little head and thought about it, making a contemplative gesture, but finally shook her head and said: "It's really strange, this Gu worm doesn't look like an ordinary Gu worm in our hometown, I haven't seen it like this before." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out a finger and touched the back of the little Gu worm.

"Hey, this little guy seems to have some bumps on his back, which is weird. Miao Miao said.

As soon as she said this, Luo Shan and Xiaoyue were both interested, and they were directly around there, and I finally couldn't help it, and quickly rushed into the toilet, lying on the toilet, and felt like vomiting, but I retched twice, and I didn't vomit anything, the most important thing is that I squatted on the toilet, but I didn't feel convenient at all.

It really frustrated me. Seriously, this is really weird, the Gu worm actually came out of my ** flower, if such a thing is said, it is estimated that others will laugh and squirt out of their belly.

After hiding in the bathroom for about three or four minutes, I finally came out and saw that Miao Miao and the three of them were still staring at the little Gu worm and analyzing, Xiao Yue said that the Gu worm was a caterpillar, and Luo Yi said that it was actually a silkworm, but it might have mutated, but Miao Miao didn't say a word, just stared, as if she was pondering something.

"You three are endless, what is this Gu worm, it's not the main thing now, the most important thing is to let him into my stomach." "I said with a black line, in fact, when I came out of the bathroom just now, I was thinking about something, and I don't know how the Gu worm entered my body in the first place, before Xiao Yue said, this is a spirit Gu, what is a human being, and then it enters from the root of a man, but I feel that this doesn't seem to be the case now, of course, now that I think about it, Xiao Yue gave me a fragrance at the beginning, and it was very ridiculous to say that she wanted to suck it out.

And the most important thing is that I'm thinking now, if this Gu worm enters my body, how will it enter? Oh my God, it's just my nightmare.

Hearing that my tone was wrong, Miao Miao and the three of them smiled secretly, and then said: "Chen Sheng, we can't tell what kind of Gu worm this Gu worm is for the time being, but since it's already your natal Gu, you can take a photo as a souvenir, and then have the opportunity to investigate it on the Internet, maybe you'll know." Now, of course, you'd better let her into your body. ”

After saying that, these three female ghosts actually looked at me gloatingly.

I was speechless for a moment, but I could only do this, first fed the Gu worm with my blood, and then told it to let him get into my body, of course, before giving the order to it, I also said to the Gu worm, if there is any roundworm or other pest in my stomach, help me destroy it or something.

Now that I think back to what I said, it was really naΓ―ve, and it's no wonder that Miao Miao and the others were about to go crazy laughing at the beginning.

However, the Gu worm still got into my navel this time, and I was relieved. After all, I can't let him go in through my mouth, this is a thing that came out of the **flower, and I can't let it go back the way it came, otherwise, I really have to bear the taste of being blown up by someone**flower.

After doing this, Miao Miao told me that now Gu worms can actually protect me simply, but now the strength of Gu worms is very weak, and now they protect me, which is minimal, let me continue to feed Gu worms, and also taught me a set of Gu cultivation formulas, this formula, I have studied for a long time, because it is a Miao language, the main function is to allow me to integrate more deeply with Gu worms, and by the way, it can be regarded as helping Gu worms open their spiritual wisdom and the like.

Of course, I don't know much about these, so naturally I do it according to Miao Miao's meaning.

The time of the day passed in a hurry, I was in the Li family villa as usual, although I am now Li Yundi's secretary, but Li Yundi has a Xiaomi, that Xiaomi is very beautiful, and the figure is good, it is estimated that the relationship between Li Yundi and that Xiaomi will respond to that sentence, there is something to do as a secretary, nothing to do as a secretary, and I rarely go to the company.

But this night, I practiced the Taoist secret art and the knowledge in Lu Ban's experience record, and when I was about to go to bed, all of a sudden, my mobile phone rang, and when I opened it, it was Li Yundi's little Mi Wenyan calling, I was slightly stunned, and said that this Wenyan Sao fox spirit is so late, it won't be to hook up with me, a young man, and immediately covered the front door, but when I connected it, there was a noisy sound inside.

"Li Yundi, if my mother doesn't castrate you today, I won't be surnamed Bai!"

"Don't, don't, Mrs. Li, don't do this. ”

"Rotten, get out of the way, I'll clean up my man first, and after I clean up my man, I'll clean up your little vixen. ”

Immediately afterwards, there was a roar of Li Yundi being chased and beaten.

I suddenly chuckled in my heart, what are they going to do? Hurriedly came to the living room to take a look, there was no one, and when I came to Li Yundi's room on the second floor, there was still no one, and there was no one in Bai Fumei's room, only Bai Beibei, the little girl, was playing with the computer in the room, and still didn't shout a few words like Demacia.

However, Wen Yan called me just now, did she want me to save people?

Saving people is like fighting fire, although I didn't see the scene on the other side of the phone, but it is estimated to be miserable. Immediately, I called Li Yundi's driver, Lao Liu, who was Li Yundi's confidant, and insisted that Li Yundi was talking about business, I said don't talk nonsense, quickly tell me where Wenyan's address is, otherwise, Chairman Li Yundi will start peeing with a straw starting tomorrow.

Hearing me say this so seriously, the eldest elder Liu immediately understood what he meant, and he didn't dare to hide it, so he told me Wen Yan's address.

Wen Yan has a house in a well-known luxury community in Panlong District, Kunming, this house was naturally bought by Li Yundi secretly, after I came here, I inquired, determined the exact direction and went upstairs directly, and when I took the elevator up, I was immediately frightened by a noise.

If this white rich beauty doesn't break out, when it breaks out, it's amazing.

The people in the entire corridor gathered around to see the excitement, and there was a miserable howl like Li Yundi killing a pig inside. It's a farce.

I knew that the big thing was not good, so I rushed in to take a look, and saw Bai Fumei holding a kitchen knife in her hand, squatting on the ground tremblingly, Li Yundi was lying on the ground with her lower body covered and screaming, and Wen Yan was wearing a leaky dress at the moment, clinging to a wall, and her face was whiter than white paper.

I was shocked, this Li Yundi won't really be abolished by his wife.