"Poof!"

A small grain of gold pill shot into the mouth of the Buddha, but a thunderous sound came out from his huge golden body, and the Buddha who was roaring 'come, hurt each other' seemed to have eaten a stuffy fart, his face was bitter for a while, his expression was distorted, and in an instant, his whole body was shaken and enlarged several times, and the golden light was violently released from the inside out. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Under the impact of the golden light, it was like the light wave of the atomic bomb explosion, which rushed Xu Zhimo backwards for hundreds of feet, and was almost shattered by the bursting light released.

You know, this marble-sized gold pill was shot into the mouth with a bear child's slingshot, and the strength was not ordinary!

The 'bullet' shot directly into the mouth, no more than shooting on the surface of the huge golden body of the Buddha, at this moment, the roaring Buddha, the big mouth is still open, but the pain is so painful that he can no longer roar.

"Damn, you still want to hurt each other with me, here, it can only be Lao Tzu who hurts you, don't want to hurt me. ”

Xu Zhimo scolded a few words first, and then laughed again: "Haha, it hurts, you can cry out if it hurts." ”

"Hmm, hmm......"

The 'bullet' shot by the bear child's slingshot pierced the throat, and then hit the abdomen, and the Buddha was so painful that he couldn't scream, holding his stomach with both hands and snorting.

"Don't howl, don't howl now, soon, you won't have a chance. ”

Xu Zhimo's eyes narrowed, as if he was a Buddha, his expression became extremely evil, and he began to laugh evilly: "Gaga, grandson Rulai, do you know what I shot into your mouth?"

"Hmm, hmm......"

Seeing Xu Zhimo's evil smile, the Buddha trembled in his heart again, and snorted bitterly: "You, what did you shoot into my mouth?"

"Hey, you'll find out right away. ”

Xu Zhimo smiled sheepishly, squinted his eyes and stared at the Buddha, counted down to 321 in his heart, and shouted violently: "If the Buddha comes to you, your pretending life is over here, let me become a mentally handicapped child!"

"Grass!"

The Buddha roared angrily, almost blowing up his lungs, he is the ancestor of all Buddhas, Xu Zhimo insulted him so outspokenly.

But suddenly, his expression changed again, and suddenly, a huge golden face twitched uncontrollably.

"Bad ......"

The Buddha was horrified again, only to feel that the golden pill that Xu Zhimo shot into his body turned into a strange and evil aura, tearing his infinite spiritual will, confusing his nine reincarnation memories, destroying his huge nervous system, with his vast supernatural powers and boundless mana, he couldn't control and suppress that evil aura, and he couldn't eliminate that evil aura.

Soon, the Buddha began to feel dizzy, his thoughts could not be concentrated, the corners of his mouth wanted to twitch, he wanted to smirk, and he wanted to leave saliva in his mouth......

"No!"

"Damn, Hugh wants to manipulate me. ”

Frightened, the Buddha let out a heart-rending roar again, he also thought that Xu Zhimo had given him some kind of soul-dementoring evil pill in order to deal with him, and said in a deep voice: "I am the ancestor of all Buddhas, the teacher in the Three Realms, the loving father of the Six Realms and Four Beings, and the master of the Nine Dharma Realms, I have long been invincible to all poisons......

However, before the cheers were over, Xu Zhimo had already interrupted him with a loud shout: "Pretend to be your mother, and the speed will make me mentally retarded." ”

"Presumptuous...... Ah......h

The Buddha trembled again, and the evil force in his body became more and more rampant, eroding his brain center as huge as the vast stars.

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south. ”

At this moment, his heart has changed from shocked to trembling, and he hurriedly guards his heart, his hands are one and folded, and his mind turns into a static Zen heart, concentrating on oneness, resisting all external evils, and not being corroded by them.

But the Zen mind he had just condensed was instantly dispersed under that evil aura, and he shouted again: "Ah......"

As the screams began, his convulsive face became more and more violent, and his entire mouth was crooked, like a muscle spasm, his face and nose were also crooked, and his entire huge golden body was violently twitched.

This feeling is like an omen before the onset of the disease, even if you have the ability to transcend heaven and earth, you can't control it, you can't control it at all.

What kind of force is this, so terrifying and evil?

If the Buddha shuddered in his heart, his mind was uneasy, and the power of Xu Zhimo's system, even if he, a great god who was the sole exalted god of the Nine Realms, could not resist it at all.

"Wow, what are you doing here?"

At this moment, Xu Zhimo was still gloating on the side, and shouted with an exaggerated face: "Buddha, are you going to go crazy? Hold back, you have the ability to hold back for me." ”

"You...... What the hell are you, give me food...... What did you eat?"

"Ah......h

"I can't help it......"

With the violent convulsions of the whole body, the Buddha screamed again, feeling that his hundred golden bodies were spasming violently, with his super strength, he was completely uncontrollable, and his heart was already completely chaotic, and the inexplicable fear was getting deeper and deeper.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Thinking was messy again, and his thoughts were scattered, and suddenly, the whole person of the Buddha changed, and he smirked at Xu Zhimo a few times, and saliva flowed out of his huge mouth, as if the Milky Way had fallen for nine days.

"Haha, with your virtue, you are also a teacher in the Three Realms, a loving father of the Six Realms and Four Beings, and a master of the Nine Dharma Realms, I will go!"

Xu Zhimo was overjoyed in his heart, the mentally handicapped Tong Jindan had worked, if the Buddha couldn't stand it, he was even more proud, forced to the sky, and shouted loudly: "I have announced that your life is over, you still have to pretend to be forced, the sin is unforgivable, it is really an unforgivable sin, if you come to the child, I order you to become a mentally retarded child within 30 seconds!"

"No!"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The Buddha's expression was struggling, but he smirked a few times, his mouth continued to drool, and a large piece of snot fell out, and the last trace of thought was still resisting, and he kept roaring: "I'm not mentally retarded, I'm not mentally retarded......"

"Huh. ”

Xu Zhimo made a disgusted expression and laughed again: "It's all like this, you are not mentally retarded, who is mentally retarded?"

"No!"

"I am the ancestor of the Ten Thousand Buddhas, the teacher of the Three Realms, the loving father of the Six Realms and the Four Beings, and the master of the Nine Dharma Realms, and I have long been immune to all poisons......

The Buddha resisted and shouted, but the expression of the mentally retarded child became more and more obvious, in addition to smirking and saliva, his eyes began to be stunned, and his expression began to grow, and he even put a huge golden finger of his own into his mouth, and chewed it like a mentally handicapped child.

"No!"

If the Buddha resisted powerlessly in his heart, he groaned, he is the ancestor of all Buddhas, how could he make the action of an imbecile mentally retarded child who chews his fingers, no, absolutely not......

"No!"

But I can't control myself, I can't control it at all, the feeling of chewing my fingers is really comfortable, it's really cool......

"No ......"

The last trace of the Buddha's thoughts also dispersed, and finally, the huge golden body sat on the ground stupidly, holding his fingers and chewing vigorously, and smirking and drooling while chewing.

"Zizizizi. ”

Chewing that is called a relish.

If you come to the Buddha, you will fall completely!

"I'm going to ...... it"

"Bang!"

Seeing this scene, Xu Zhimo, who had an evil face, trembled in his heart, the supreme god of the Nine Heavens, such as the Buddha, had really become a mentally retarded child, and he didn't fight against him at all, but he couldn't accept it.

The great god who is transcendent in heaven and earth, such as the Buddha, keeps his saliva fingers, quack, this picture, if it were someone else, it really can't be imagined, it is too shocking to his brain, too incredible.

"I'm going to ...... it"

"Bang!"

Staring at the Buddha for a while, Xu Zhimo's heart trembled again, what a mentally handicapped child, Nima, a giant monster baby!

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Xu Zhimo laughed evilly again: "This is called self-inflicted sin, let you travel through thousands of years to chase and kill me, and also travel to the other world to hunt me down, now, it's really cool!

What about the Buddha who is the sole ancestor of the Ten Thousand Buddhas for the Nine Heavens? He was still played with and fooled.

The violent life is unstoppable, no matter who it is, they can't stop the light avenue of his pretending road.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The more Xu Zhimo laughed, the more he laughed, the more refreshing he became, and even the Buddha was cleaned up by him, and he couldn't help but worship himself.

Ahem.

But I still rely on the mentally handicapped child Jindan, the system is too powerful, the mentally handicapped child Jindan, it's really powerful!

Mentally handicapped Jindan: A magic pill developed by the system, this is an extremely evil Jindan, whether it is an ordinary mortal, or a god above the nine heavens, as long as you eat this pill by mistake, you will immediately rejuvenate and become a mentally handicapped child with an IQ of 0, and from now on, you will be regarded as your father, obey your words, you want to, send you paper, you want to fight, buy a set for you.

Note: The system is specially made, and there is no medicine to solve!

In fact, the Buddha's intention is indeed firm enough, the general enemy eats the evil golden pill specially made by the system, and they are all racing against time to achieve immediate results, and the Buddha insists on holding on for a whole minute!

After eating the system's special weak and Tong Jindan, he can still hold on for a minute before being completely medicated, which is very remarkable, very bullish!

"Hey, hey, hey......"

After Xu Zhimo was dark for a while, he grinned at the Buddha again, and began to tease the mentally handicapped child: "Come, call grandpa to listen." ”

The Buddha chewed his fingers and smirked at Xu Zhimo: "Dad." ”

"You're a fucking ......"

The corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth trembled, and he said loudly: "Mentally handicapped, I can't understand people's words, Lao Tzu asked you to call grandpa." ”

"Dad. ”

The Buddha smirked again, and saliva flowed from his mouth to his fingers.

"You're a fucking ......"

Xu Zhimo had three black lines on his forehead, and emphasized again: "Calling grandpa, not asking you to call dad." ”

The Buddha smirked: "Dad." ”

"You're a fucking ......"

Xu Zhimo sweated wildly in his heart, ate the mentally handicapped and returned the golden pill, and became a mentally handicapped child with an IQ of 0, didn't he regard him as his own father and obey him, he wanted to shit, send him paper, he wanted to shoot guns, and buy a set for him? This stupid mentally handicapped child, why is it so shafted, so he said loudly word by word: "It's called Lord, Lord." ”

The Buddha smirked: "Dad." ”

"You're a fucking ......"

Xu Zhimo was also speechless for a while, suddenly, there was a burst of joy in his heart, and suddenly remembered the introduction of the system, ate the mentally handicapped and returned the child Jindan, regarded him as his own father, and obeyed his words......

Treat him as his own father!

Treat him as his own father!

"Hahaha. ”

Xu Zhimo was happy again, and was frozen by the system, there is no way to do it, if he is a grandson, he can only become a son.

Mom, the son is the son, anyway, it's all about pretending to be successful, just do it, you don't have to admit death, sons and grandsons are actually the same.

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy......"

Seeing Xu Zhimo grinning, the Buddha also kept giggling, holding saliva, chewing his fingers, and kept shouting at Xu Zhimo: "Dad, Dad, Dad......"

"Oh, my son. ”

Xu Zhimo jumped on the shoulder of the Buddha, stood on tiptoe and touched his golden head, looking at the obedient stupid appearance of the Buddha, he was so happy, his mouth was crooked, and he was about to drool, and laughed: "In the future, you will obediently be my mentally handicapped son." ”

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy......"

The Buddha smirked again and again: "I am mentally handicapped, I am my father's mentally handicapped child......"

"Poof!"

'I'm my father's mentally handicapped' The words came out of the mouth of the Buddha, and somehow, the corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth, which was very receptive, still trembled.

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Accidentally, the Buddha became his son, and soon, he couldn't help but laugh with a thief's eyebrows.

"Damn, giant monster baby, such a big man, where does he look like my son, no!"

Immediately, Xu Zhimo couldn't help but smile again, and said with a straight face: "Mentally handicapped, make me smaller, and become suitable for your age and state." ”

The Buddha looked stunned and smirked, "Dad, how old am I?"

"I'm going to ...... it"

Xu Zhimo floated into the air in front of the Buddha again, and carefully observed him, he should be a mentally handicapped child between 1 and a half years old and 2 years old, so he said: "Give me the appearance of a two-year-old." ”

"Okay, Dad. ”

The Buddha smirked a few more times, and on the huge golden body, thousands of rays of light flashed violently.

In the intense light, the huge golden body of the Buddha shrank rapidly, and it was a small ......

In just a moment, the giant Buddha with a golden body turned into a small golden Buddha, a two-year-old child, only Xu Zhimo's knee height.

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy......"

After becoming a mentally handicapped child, the Buddha smirked and shouted again, hugged one of Xu Zhimo's legs, and ran around him stupidly, wiping his trouser legs all over saliva and snot.

The current Buddha looks like a little golden doll, happy, rich, very cute, fly in the ointment, that is, there is no aura of a golden doll, but a stupid mentally handicapped golden doll.

"Hahaha, that's kind of presentable. ”

Xu Zhimo looked at the mentally handicapped golden doll, laughed again, and his heart moved, a two-year-old child had to look like a two-year-old child, so he opened the system store, bought a bunch of baby products in a daze, held the little golden doll, and forcibly put it on him.

Soon, the Buddha completely became the appearance of a mentally handicapped child who knew it at a glance, wearing a baby hat, a saliva pocket, wearing open crotch pants, a diaper, and a big pacifier in his mouth......

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Looking at the appearance of the Buddha, Xu Zhimo shrugged his shoulders and laughed cheaply.

He was regarded by the world as the teacher in the Three Realms, the loving father of the Six Realms and Four Beings, the master of the Nine Dharma Realms, and the ancestor of the Ten Thousand Buddhas who surpassed the Nine Realms.

Xu Zhimo really doesn't want to pretend to brag, but this is an incomparable sense of achievement, and it is full of overflow, and he can't suppress it!

"Hahaha......"

couldn't help it, Xu Zhimo looked up to the sky and laughed again, laughing heartbreakingly, laughing crazy, completely a posture of going through the solar system from now on.

From now on, there is a mentally handicapped child under his knees, whose name is Rulai, and in the future, whoever dares to provoke him, he will let him bite whomever he wants.

"Quack!"

The mentally handicapped child who had just been collected could just be used for it, Xu Zhimo laughed evilly, stretched out his palm, and with a movement of his mind, a purple gold gourd shining with magical light appeared in his palm. (To be continued.) )