Chapter 35: Nan Ke has a dream, change his underwear!
In the evening, Xu Xiao climbed to the top of the mountain again, needless to say, this time it was still nine hundred and ninety-eight steps, no more, no less!
As a result, Xu Xiao was on the top of the mountain again and saw the female drunkard!
However, she is a little different. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Dressed in plain clothes, flying with the wind on the top of the mountain, there is a great taste of fluttering immortals...... Well, it's just a little cleaner than the previous white clothes!
"Master, I'm going to see him!" said the drunkard.
"Oh, how's that?" Xu Xiao asked. "It should turn out well!"
"Hmm" The female drunkard nodded, a little embarrassed.
"Then congratulations!" Xu Xiao said. "Then let's quit drinking!"
"Yes, I won't drink it anymore, but I'm going to drink it tonight! I want Master to drink with me!" said the drunkard.
"It's rare that you have something good, you deserve a drink!" Xu Xiao was also happy for her.
For wine, female drunkards are here, and there will be no shortage of them. It turned out that on the side of the hilltop, there was a small wine cellar full of fine wines.
And she also grabbed two chickens, skillfully peeled the skin and dirty, and roasted them well.
"Add some of this!" Xu Xiao said. Xu Xiao happened to see cumin growing next to him, so he grabbed some and sprinkled it on the roast chicken.
The female drunkard smiled and asked Xu Xiao, "Master, do you think you can catch up with someone?"
When Xu Xiao heard this, it seems that this female apprentice of his own has a head!
I'm going to chase it backwards!
This is not difficult for Xu Xiao, after all, he has also been cultivated by modern society.
"Actually, I think it's mainly three moves. ”
"Which three moves?"
"First, do what you like!" Xu Xiao said, I have to say that this female apprentice of mine is really beautiful, throwing away the vanity left by long-term alcoholism, a proper goddess level, I really don't know which guy is so good to make her suffer like this.
"I know that, but what if he doesn't want it?" the female drunkard asked a crucial question, no one likes another person not to do what he likes, but to send her poop!
However, people don't have to!
"This is going to talk about the second trick, dead skin! It's going to pestering you with a dead face, until he's annoying!"
"Doesn't that make him hate it even more?"
"No, if you combine it with what you like, it's different!" Xu Xiao explained. The two of them started drinking, and the chicken with cumin tasted really good when grilled.
"What about the third move?"
"The third trick is to try to get away with it. The first two tricks are to make him adapt to your goodness, and the third trick is to make him miss your good!" In fact, these are some tricks that Xu Xiao has read in the novel, and now they are just used to show off.
"Master's method is good!" Hearing this, the female drunkard took a big sip of wine and said, "It is worthy of Master, this method should be a big deal!"
"By the way, my name is Xu Xiao, what is your name?"
"Does the name matter?" the drunkard didn't want to answer.
"Then I always have to call you! Besides, I'm your master! Do you still have to hide it from your master?" After drinking some wine, Xu Xiao also put up a shelf a little!
"Then Master will call me to seal my heart!" said the female drunkard.
"Seal the heart," Xu Xiao's mouth repeated, "It's not good, your name is not good!"
"What's wrong?"
"Your name is Feng Xin, but you have been sleepy for so long, what do you say is not bad?"
"Haha, if you are not trapped by love, why do you seal your heart?" As a result, the rebuttal of the heart seal made Xu Xiao feel very reasonable.
"The person who named you must have been through a lot!" Xu Xiao drank a little high, and even forgot to take care of the other party's feelings.
"Yes, it's bitter, it's bitter!" this time, Feng Xin took a big sip before stopping to speak.
"Okay, let's not talk about that, by the way, tell me what happened to you this time, right?" Xu Xiao changed the subject.
As a result, Feng Xin asked him a question: "Master, what is the most romantic love story you have ever heard?"
Xu Xiao shook his head, he, his feelings and body are the same as the peaks under his buttocks, he is a chick!
"The most beautiful love story I've ever heard is when I got drunk and rushed to his mountain gate, crying and shouting that I liked him, and after shouting for half an hour, he finally rushed out to stop me and told me not to shout. ”
Xu Xiao listened, what kind of love talk is this?
Feng Xin wiped her mouth, I have to say, her posture of wiping her mouth is too heroic, thieves!
Then I told him that it was okay if I didn't shout...... Kiss me!"
"Did he kiss you?" Xu Xiao couldn't keep up with the rhythm. This flower is the rhythm of the full moon!
"He kissed me, and then said to me, it's okay to kiss you, but I'll confess it in the future!
"Hahaha, it's good, it's good!"
Feng Xin picked up the wine jug and said to Xu Xiao: "Don't talk about this, let's drink!"
"Drink, drink!" Xu Xiao also drank.
Then he saw two sealed hearts appear in front of his eyes, each with four eyes......
Then he was confused.
This time, though, he didn't see the figure with his back to him.
Instead, he saw Feng Xin lying down and crying.
"Look at your pleasure!" Xu Xiao still thought in his heart, but he couldn't say it at all.
"Master, that's just the most beautiful love story I can imagine, but why did he say it, he said that I ...... It's so cheap......"
"I just like him......"
Xu Xiao was already in a trance. It's just that the remaining sanity tells him, "This rhythm is off track!"
"You, you, just you, don't pretend to be a grandson, get up, tell the old lady, where am I cheap!"
However, soon, Xu Xiao found out that she was crying again. "I'm so cheap, I'm so cheap, I'm just ......"
As she spoke, she threw herself on Xu Xiao's body, and then Xu Xiao just seemed to hear "Then I'll show you ......" and then began to dream!
In the dream, he was just absolutely his apprentice so white, so white!
And it's crazy, it's crazy......
I'm so tired, so tired!
Of course, there are so many tears, so many that he can't stop at all!
Then, there is another unwavering sentence that always runs through my mind: Lao Tzu is finally a man!
Nan Ke has a dream, and you can change your underwear the next day!
However, is it really just a dream of Nan Ke to change his underwear?
I'm afraid not!
......
The sun had already risen, and this morning's morning sun was as bright as the bright red mark on Xu Xiao's clothes.
Xu Xiao also opened his eyes leisurely, as if he didn't want to wake up from that dream, he didn't open his eyes many times!