"You're a youkai too?"

Sun Wukong looked like a monkey, and looked at Xu Zhimo crookedly for a while, expressing disbelief. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This is obviously a person, and he doesn't look like a monster at all, and he doesn't have the breath of a monster at all.

"It's drip, it's drip. ”

Xu Zhimo nodded again and again, his brain moved, and he made up nonsense: "I am a blood-sucking mosquito demon from the nostril hole on the face pan island in the West Sea. ”

"Face Pan Island, nostril holes, mosquito demons?"

Sun Wukong instinctively drilled his nostrils with his fingers, and shouted again: "Nonsense, my old Sun has never heard of this place, and I have never heard of the mosquito demon." ”

"No. ”

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you. ”

Xu Zhimo's face was serious, and immediately, his body shook suddenly, and with a 'bang', it turned into a mosquito bigger than a fat pig, flying in the air, exuding a huge amount of blood, a big red mosquito that drank blood.

"Damn. ”

Sun Wukong jumped back in fright and was taken aback: "Wow, what a big mosquito demon." ”

"Buzz~"

Xu Zhimo shook his wings: "Brother Monkey, I didn't lie to you." There was a secret laugh in his heart, at this time, Sun Wukong had not yet entered the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, and he had not yet refined into fiery eyes, so he should not be able to recognize him.

"Well, you didn't lie to me. ”

Sun Wukong turned the golden hoop stick into a needle, inserted it into his ear, and touched the sweat on his forehead: "Whew, my old grandson almost injured his fellow kind by mistake." ”

"Hey, hey, it's easy to say. ”

Xu Zhimo laughed secretly in his heart, I am a mosquito demon, you are a monkey demon, what kind of kind, it is completely different. However, in the eyes of the demons in the demon world, you are a fly demon, a mosquito demon, a sperm demon, and an egg demon, as long as you are a demon, you are the same kind.

Seeing that it was the same kind, the violent aura on Sun Wukong's body was not there, he scratched his ears and said curiously: "Brother Mosquito Demon, why don't you cultivate hard in your nostrils, and go to my grandson's Huaguo Mountain to do something?"

"My nostrils have recently been blocked, I can't breathe, and there are some black hairy trees growing in it, and it's blocking the wind, and the light is not good...... Hey, these are trivial, don't mention it. ”

"Buzz~"

Xu Zhimo shook his wings and said: "Brother Monkey, I can't hide it, I have a grudge against Heavenly Court, I heard that the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain is fighting with Heavenly Court, so I came here on purpose, planning to join your team and fight against Heavenly Court with you." ”

"I see. ”

Sun Wukong looked excited, and became more friendly to Xu Zhimo: "Brother Mosquito Demon, you also have a grudge against Heavenly Court?"

"That's a must!"

Xu Zhimo 'poof', he became a human again, and sighed solemnly: "Brother Monkey, Erlang God Yang Jian, you know, right?"

"Yes, yes. ”

Sun Wukong nodded again and again, and looked curious: "What, you have an enmity with him?"

"That's a must!"

Xu Zhimo sighed again, and then said angrily: "Hmph, he and I are enemies for thousands of years, and it can be said that the hatred is as deep as the sea, and it is incompatible." ”

"No, such a big feud!"

Sun Wukong jumped up, scratching his head and scratching his ears: "Brother mosquito demon, tell my old grandson to hear it." "When he was a teenager, he was a monkey full of curiosity.

"Brother Monkey, this story is long......"

Xu Zhimo laughed secretly in his heart, and said: "I remember that it was a thousand years ago, I practiced in the nostril hole of the face pan island in the West Sea, one day, the third princess of the West Sea Ao Cun went to the face of the island to find medicine, and strayed into my nostril hole, I saw his beauty and aura, so I gave her the spirit grass, she saw that I was handsome and chic, and returned with a hairpin...... So far, I have met the two...... We fell in love at first sight, and since then, the third princess and I have become friends...... Gradually, we found out to each other that we were talented and beautiful, and we were in love...... Decided to make a private ...... for life"

"On that day, the third princess was wearing a bikini on the beach and swimming in the sea with my toned muscles in briefs...... That night, I rolled around on the beach......"

"I'm so ashamed, skip. ”

Sun Wukong covered his face with both hands, and he was blushed by what Xu Zhimo said.

"Khan!"

"I'm sweating!"

"Damn, how can I tell a yellow story, I'm really born with a wave of energy......"

Xu Zhimo himself was also sweating wildly in his heart, and found that he had deviated from the topic, so he hurriedly returned to the main line of the story, and his tone became angry: "But later, Erlang God Yang Jian fell in love with the third princess, Brother Monkey, you also know, Yang Jian is the first god of war in Heaven, and the god of law enforcement, or the nephew of the Jade Emperor, in the eyes of the gods, our monster status is lowly, no status, the Dragon King of the West Sea can't look down on me, naturally he won't let the third princess be with me, so he ruthlessly broke us up and forced the third princess to marry Yang Jian......"

"In the heart of the third princess, in fact, I am the only one, she has always loved me, so even if she is married to Yang Jian, there is no husband and wife relationship, the two quarrel every day, everyone in the sky and the earth knows this, you must know it......"

"Yes, yes. ”

Sun Wukong nodded again and again, scratched his ears again, hugged Xu Zhimo upright, and said angrily: "The hateful old dragon king of the West Sea, he actually looks down on us demons, my old grandson just overturned the East China Sea Dragon Palace not long ago, if he had known, he would have also stirred up the West Sea Dragon Palace." ”

"Brother Monkey is angry. ”

Xu Zhimo continued to make up the story, and his tone became sad: "We thought we could grow old in the wilderness, but we knew that the reality was so cruel! I thought about the third princess day and night, and the third princess also fell in love with me. Missing and broken, just last night, I secretly dated the third princess, we just wanted to have a lovesick pain, and wanted to say a few words of comfort to each other, but as a result, it was discovered by Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, and he brutally chased and killed me, and even wronged the innocence of my third princess, saying that I had an affair with the third princess and insulted our personality and dignity......"

Speaking of grief and indignation, Xu Zhimo's tone was full of melancholy and depression, and he was moved by himself.

"Damn, damn it. ”

Sun Wukong, who was jealous and hateful, scratched his ears and cheeks for a while: "Brother mosquito demon, this revenge, my grandson will help you avenge it." ”

"Brother Monkey is righteous!"

Xu Zhimo was secretly happy in his heart, and formed an alliance with Sun Wukong and got it.

"Hmph, you dare to bully us demons like this, my old grandson is worried that there is no excuse, mosquito demon brother, for your sake, my old grandson will also hit the South Heavenly Gate and enter the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. ”

Sun Wukong seemed to have found the next target, and he scratched his ears again: "Even if my old grandson demolishes the Heavenly Palace, I will let you and the third princess have a lover and eventually become a family." ”

"This ......"

Xu Zhimo's old face darkened for a while, this is really a, this lie is a bit big, Brother Monkey went to his heart, what can I do......

Grass, don't care so much for now, Xu Zhimo praised again: "Brother Monkey is righteous!" (To be continued.) )