readx;? Wangu Mountain stood upside down, and then, with a 'snap' of his thin arm, a crack appeared. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After discovering that his thin arm was cracked, Wan Gushan was still excitedly shouting at Xiao Xiao and the others, "Look, uncle, I'm amazing!"

Xiao Xiao and the others looked at the treasure-playing Wangu Mountain with black lines on their faces, this Wangu Mountain is also quite hard to be an artifact of the Zhenzong.

"Senior brother in charge, for the sake of this Wangu Mountain, it is better to let him be the artifact of the Zhenzong Sect......" Xiao Xiao pulled down Bai Xiujing's sleeve and whispered.

Bai Xiujing's face was full of helplessness, "No matter what our Thunder God Temple says, we must find a thunder attribute to be the artifact of the Zhenzong Sect." ”

"Will the Guardian Divine Beast of Ding Song Dao carry the Great Ding and plant pine trees?" Xiao Xiao took his eyes and cultivated the scenery obliquely, although this Wangu Mountain is very unreliable, but how to say that it is also a mountain that can speak, and the Mannuwa Immortal Realm can't find a second one, the point is that it can play treasure and play handstands!

"Maybe people will really carry Dading and grow ancient pines!" Bai Xiujing said against his will.

Just as Xiao Xiao and Bai Xiujing were talking in a whisper, the two thin arms of Wangu Mountain, who were playing upside down, kept making the sound of "kalakala" breaking,

"Wangu Mountain, your arm is about to break, don't you turn it back first?" Da Bai was behind Wangu Mountain, and when he saw that there were more and more cracks on Wangu Mountain's two thin arms, he hurriedly ran back to Xiao Xiao's side, and kindly reminded him.

"It's okay, uncle, I can still have a one-handed one. Wan Gushan said nonchalantly, and then really put away one arm and began to perform a one-handed handstand, "Haha, uncle, I'm amazing, one-handed handstand...... Oops......"

Before the Wangu Mountain could show off, the arm it was holding made a loud noise, and the entire thin arm was instantly shattered into small pieces, and the tip of the mountain was inserted into the wide square ground of Dingsong Road with a thud.

The ground is paved with extremely hard bluestone slabs, which feels a little painful when you think about it!

The tip of Wangu Mountain pierced the bluestone slab like a sharp blade, digging deep into the ground, and then I saw his two thick thighs struggling in mid-air.

The picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look at it directly!!

"Do you want to help?" Xiao Xiao asked kindly.

"No, no, uncle, I can turn it over by myself, look at the uncle, hey......" Wan Gushan refused the help of Xiao Xiao and a few others, and then began to turn over hard.

The sound of 'hi hi hi' was heard endlessly in the entire Dingsong Road, but Wangu Mountain was still upside down on the ground, and the two legs at the bottom of the mountain struggled to the sky.

Bai Xiujing stroked his forehead, "I really want to knock him out of the mountain gate!"

Chi Mo and Da Bai nodded in unison and said, "I feel the same way." ”

Xiao Xiao and Qin Mubai also couldn't bear to look at each other, this treasure was already a little beyond imagination.

Only Yue Ling laughed there, already covering his stomach and bending over with laughter, about to evolve into a pounding laugh.

"Let's set up the mountain protection array first. Bai Xiujing turned around and said.

"Okay. Xiao Xiao and the others responded happily, and then began to set up a large mountain protection array.

The mountain protection array is a big project, even if the magic circle left by the original royal family is reused, the amount of work is very large.

After Xiao Xiao and the others were assigned tasks and responsible positions by Chi Mo, they went separately to deal with the magic circle.

It took a few people nearly a day of hard work, and they could barely change the magic circle, and after the temporary mountain protection array was unfolded again, it turned into a light blue translucent light curtain that shrouded the entire mountain gate of the Thunder God Temple.

After the mountain protection array was temporarily disposed of, Xiao Xiao and the others returned to the wide square, and Wangu Mountain was still stuck upside down, struggling with their legs, and the moon order on the side was already rolling on the ground with laughter.

"Is that funny?" Xiao Xiao asked Qin Mubai suspiciously.

Qin Mubai shrugged, he didn't know where the laughter was.

Chi Mo said with a disgusted face: "She laughs strangely, there is no lower limit when she is low, and there is no upper limit when she is high." ”

Xiao Xiao was dumbfounded for a moment, and then laughed out loud, sure enough, he was a person with a strange laugh, but it matched Yue Ling's strange behavior.

After struggling for a day, Wangu Mountain finally gave up the struggle, and said weakly: "Trouble take a hand, kick me out, uncle." ”

Xiao Xiao and a few people: "......" kicked himself out, and there was no one to use this word.

"Haha...... I can't laugh anymore!" Yue Ling wiped away her tears and gasped with laughter.

"I don't think I have the strength to kick him out. Xiao Xiao said speechlessly, "Brother Xiaobai, do you want to try?"

"What to try, just kick it out, it's not a shame to be a Zhenzong artifact with this virtue!" Chi Mo said coldly.

When Wan Gushan heard it, this treasure couldn't be used as an artifact of Zhenzong, oops, it was too much.

"No kick, no kick, I'll do it myself. Wan Gushan shouted, and then shouted: "Long long ......"

When I shouted long, I saw that the two thick stone pillar legs at the bottom of the mountain became longer at a speed visible to the naked eye, and after the stone pillar's legs were long, I saw that the two stone pillar legs bent to one side and actually fell to the ground.

"Hey!" Wan Gushan shouted, got up vigorously, and then the tip of the mountain that was stuck upside down in the ground began to pull out little by little.

About half a moment later, the tip of Wangu Mountain was completely pulled out of the ground, and after the tip of the mountain was pulled out of the ground, Wangu Mountain did not immediately turn itself over, but turned his little eyes and smiled proudly at Xiao Xiao and the others, "Uncle, I'm amazing!"

Looking at the two thick stone pillars on the legs of Wangu Mountain, the mountain is sideways to the side, and from a distance it looks like a super-large sugar gourd with a bent stick, which is simply a difficult action.

What answered Wangu Mountain was Yueling's frantic haha, Xiao Xiao and the others were silent, if it wasn't for Xiao Xiao pulling, Bai Xiujing Cliff would have thrown this Wangu Mountain out of the mountain gate.

In the night, Xiao Xiao and a few people roasted meat around the fire, and when the meat was barbecued, Wangu Mountain also rubbed over, looked at Xiao Xiao and then said very attentively: "There is a group of fire-eyed rabbits behind the back of the mountain, the meat is very delicious! There is a lake on the other side of the mountain, there is a group of Xiaobi fish in the lake, the fish meat melts in the mouth, and it is crispy and soft." ”

"You've slept for so long, and you can still know that there are rabbits in the back mountain, and there are fish in the lake?" Xiao Xiao felt a little funny.

"Have you ever eaten Xiaobi fish in a broken mountain? How can it be soft when it is crispy?" Chi Mo squinted his eyes at Wangu Mountain, and said with a look of disgust: "Xiaobi fish has been extinct for thousands of years, and besides, there is no lake on the other side of the mountain for a long time. ”

Hit by Chi Mo, Wan Gushan silently turned around and drew a circle, not wanting to talk to this group of people, they are so annoying, what about the artifact of the Zhenzong that they said?

Wan Gushan was silent for a while, and then as if he remembered something, he turned his huge body and smiled at Xiao Xiao and the others: "How boring it is for you to eat like this, why don't I tell you a joke, uncle." ”

"What's so good about jokes, don't listen to them. Xiao Xiao shook her head and said she didn't listen to the joke.

"Then uncle, I'll perform a handstand for you!" Wan Gushan said with great interest again.

Xiao Xiao: "......" perform a handstand, and then listen to your 'hi hi hi' roar all night?!

"Let's listen to the jokes. Xiao Xiao immediately said that she would rather choose to listen to jokes than watch Wangu Mountain perform a handstand.

"I remember that there was a new disciple in the sect in the past, named Feng Qi, one day his master suddenly asked him, why are you called Feng Qi, he said, my mother said that she happened to have a wind when she gave birth to me, so she named me Feng Qi, and his master suddenly said, what if there is thunder?"

As soon as the joke was finished, Wan Gushan burst out laughing, his hoarse voice was like a broken bellows, and when he laughed, there was a gust of wind, and he didn't know if he shook it out or he shook it out.

Xiao Xiao and the others looked at each other with confused faces, "Why didn't I understand?" Xiao Xiao looked at the other people and said dumbfounded.

"I didn't get it either. Bai Xiujing replied.

Qin Mubai, Chi Mo and Da Bai also shook their heads, indicating that they didn't get the point of the so-called joke of Wangu Mountain at all.

Only Yue Ling laughed on the side, slamming the ground while laughing, looking overjoyed.

"Sister Yueling, do you understand what it means?" Xiao Xiao couldn't help but ask.

Yue Ling smiled and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "The wind is up, so it's called Fengqi, and if it's thundering, it's called radar!"

Xiao Xiao: "......", this joke is so cold, I can't get a laugh at all!!

"Isn't it funny? Then another one," Wangu Mountain raised his mountain-like head and said without thinking. Uncle, I remember that there were morning classes in the sect in the past, and there was a disciple who especially liked to pick his nose, and he couldn't help picking his nose every time he practiced the morning class, and finally one day the master in charge of the morning class couldn't help it, and threw the needle-shaped magic weapon in his hand towards the disciple who picked his nose, and said angrily, You are too unclean, the disciple thought for a while, nodded and said, the disciple understood, and then he grabbed the needle-shaped magic weapon thrown by the master in the morning class and looked at it, and said, Master, this is too fine!"

After the joke was finished, Wangu Shan immediately burst out laughing.

Xiao Xiao and the others were still confused, and they felt that the jokes told by Wangu Mountain were so difficult to understand!

Yue Ling was already laughing and began to roll on the ground, and she was laughing very hard while explaining to Xiao Xiao where the laughter was.

"The disciple who likes to pick his nose picked up the master's needle-shaped magic weapon, picked his nose, and found that it was too thin, and it was cool to pick it up without fingers at all!" Yue Ling explained with a laugh.

"I suddenly felt like it was a joke with a flavor. Xiao Xiao glanced at the barbecue in his hand, it was obviously delicious, but what if he suddenly didn't want to eat it!

After Wan Gushan finished laughing, seeing that only Yue Ling was laughing, Xiao Xiao and the others stared at the meat in their hands in a confused state, and then said, "Isn't it funny? ”

"No, no, it's funny, we just remembered what we were sad about, so we didn't laugh. Xiao Xiao hurriedly stopped Wangu Mountain, who was going to continue telling cold jokes.

"Remembered something sad?It's okay, uncle, I have a lot of jokes, let's have another one, listen to it!" Wan Gushan coughed lightly and began: "During the sect assessment, after the disciple of a certain peak took the penultimate place in the exam, he came back listlessly, and when he saw the master, he said, Master, you beat me, I have nothing left, the master smiled lovingly and shook his head, don't you still have the face to come back?!"

As soon as the joke was finished, Yue Ling and Wangu Mountain erupted in heartbroken laughter at the same time, and the laughter was almost resounding in the sky.

"I suddenly feel so cold, I think I'd better go and cultivate. Xiao Xiao put down the barbecue in his hand and decided to cultivate.

"Let's go. Qin Mubai and Chi Mo Dabai said in unison, and then the three figures disappeared together wrapped around Xiao Xiao.

Bai Xiujing sat in front of the fire, looking at Yueling and Wangu Mountain, who were laughing madly, even if you are a mountain, you must be a serious mountain!

Sure enough, I still want to knock Wangu Mountain out of the mountain gate!!