Chapter 337: Sun Erniang's kitchen knife
"Well, sister-in-law......"
Looking at Pan Jinlian's inflatable doll, suddenly, Wu Songhu's body trembled, and his expression changed. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Hmm, my ......"
"Sister-in-law......"
Suddenly, Wu Song's huge heroic aura disappeared, and he was holding Pan Jinlian's inflatable doll directly, and a pair of cold star-like eyes were not there, and a tender light of infinite love and obsession was shot out at once.
"Tick tock!"
Wu Song's mouth opened, and a few drops of saliva flowed down.
"I'm going to ...... it"
Looking at Wu Song's pig brother's expression, Xu Zhimo's lips also trembled wildly, and with a 'poof' sound, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
Inflatable dolls really have a miraculous effect!
"Well, sister-in-law, you are so beautiful, so charming......"
Wu Song, who was still heroic just now, has completely changed into a person, staring at the inflatable doll like a nymphomaniac, his eyes are dizzy like a circle, and his drooling saliva is directly pulled into a thread.
"I poof......"
"I poof......"
"I poof......"
In the midst of the frenzy, Xu Zhimo spewed three mouthfuls of old blood in his heart.
The iron-clad man, the righteous and awe-inspiring hero, in the Peking Opera commentary Huangmei Opera, the hero who has sung the tiger for thousands of years, Wu Erlang, in front of a Pan Jinlian inflatable doll, his reputation was completely ruined, and he was completely out of control!
Xu Zhimo's outlook on life has collapsed, and his worldview has collapsed!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
There is nothing left, Xu Zhimo of course laughed cheaply, as if coaxing a child with a lollipop: "Wu Song, I will give you this inflatable doll, from now on, you will be loyal to me, how about it?"
"Uh-huh!"
Wu Song's eyes stared straight at the inflatable doll, without thinking about it, and kept nodding wildly.
"Hahaha!"
Xu Zhimo couldn't do it anymore, grinning and laughing wildly, this is okay, this is okay, and he sighed three times: "Nima, Nima, Nima!"
"Godfather, you called me?"
The resurrected Wang Nima ran over again, and when he saw Xu Zhimo carrying an inflatable doll tempting Wu Song, he also shouted: "Nima!"
"Hahaha!"
Xu Zhimo shouted frantically again: "Nima!" The inflatable doll in his hand was thrown at Wu Song.
"Well, sister-in-law......"
Wu Song's face was ecstatic, his eyes flashed with golden light, and he couldn't wait to reach out to pick it up.
At the moment when Wu Song caught the inflatable doll, the other person and the doll seemed to merge together, emitting dazzling light together, and disappearing together in the light.
At the same time, the sound of the system sounded, and Xu Zhimo already had an extra golden hero summoning card in his hand.
"Ding, congratulations, you have obtained the Wu Song summon card. ”
"Ding, congratulations, get the prop: Sun Erniang's kitchen knife. ”
"Hahaha, cool death!"
Xu Zhimo was ecstatic in his heart, and he breathed out the gloomy depression that had been hazy for a long time, and finally won a hero.
Sun Erniang's kitchen knife?
Xu Zhimo was stunned again, subdued Wu Song, and rewarded Sun Erniang's kitchen knife, what is the use?
Item: Sun Erniang's kitchen knife.
Introduction: The kitchen knife used by Sun Erniang, who sells human meat buns, was secretly given to Wu Song by Erniang to make love, convey affection, and cheat for the two.
"I poof......"
As soon as he read this introduction, Xu Zhimo was a mouthful of old blood.
Among the heroes of the Water Margin, Wu Song and Sun Erniang have the best relationship, this is a well-known thing, rumors and many wild historical records, it is also said that Wu Erlang and Sun Erniang have such a leg, but the system directly introduced such a red fruit, Xu Zhimo still said that he couldn't stand it!
It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Wu Erlang loves to engage in wives the most, and it is really so!
Wu Song's temperament, Wu Song's first famous name!
"Ding, Xu Zhimo won the Water Margin 108 Hero, the Heavenly Wounded Star, and the Walker Wu Song. ”
When Xu Zhimo got Wu Song's summon card, all the players who participated in the hero battle received a prompt sound.
"Godfather, no!"
Wang Nima held his 'embarrassing' face on the big hood with both hands, and his voice was full of incredulity: "You actually used an inflatable doll to get Wu Song!
"Quack!"
Xu Zhimo is in a good mood now, and replied to Wang Nima: "Yes, that's it." ”
"Godfather, you're too godly. ”
Wang Nima knelt down again with a 'snap': "Is it good for us to form a team, is it good to take me, I'll help you attract blame, let's go brush people's heads......"
At this moment, the other players in other parts of the Water Margin world were all shocked.
The sword in Xiao Yan's hand, who was killing, trembled, and he was taken aback: "What, Wu Song, someone got Wu Song!"
The knife in Shi Hao's hand, who was killing, shook, and his expression changed: "Someone has won the hero of the word 'heaven' so quickly." ”
Pretending to be mad, Ye Liangchen gritted his teeth: "I, Ye Liangchen, am not convinced!"
Tang Zhiwei, a civilian traverser, exclaimed: "It's so strong, hey, I'll continue to shrink and look for weak chickens to kill!"
Guo Jingming, who was huddled in a corner, said secretly: "Damn, Wu Song can get it! Which Xu Zhimo? Which one is "Farewell Kangqiao"? Both are writing books, and I will hug his thigh if I have the chance!"
Zhao Liying, who was shaking her ponytail and playing happily on the task, opened her mouth: "Wow, it's amazing!"
......
"Get out!"
Xu Zhimo kicked Wang Nima away, and as soon as he mentioned brushing people's heads, his smiling face suddenly calmed down again, and with a movement of his mind, he opened the hero battle homepage in his mind, and quickly took a look at the big data.
MVP: Shi Hao, 7,582 people have been killed.
Second place: Xiao Yan, 7,581 people have been killed.
Third place: Ye Liangchen, 3,102 people have been killed.
Fourth place: Wang Nima, 2,076 people have been killed.
Fifth place: Tang Zhiwei, 8 people have been killed.
Sixth place: Xu Zhimo, 3 people have been killed.
Seventh place: Guo Jingming, 1 person has been killed.
Eighth place: Zhao Liying, 0 people have been killed.
"it!"
Looking at the data of Shi Hao and Xiao Yan, Xu Zhimo's heart trembled, these two strong people are really crazy, the data has been comparable, and they are in a hurry.
"Poof!"
Looking at the data of Guo Jingming and Zhao Liying, Xu Zhimo couldn't help laughing again, Guo Xiaosi came out to kill an old grandfather, and there was no movement, Zhao Liying was not in a normal state at all......
These two are definitely here to make soy sauce.
"Ding, Xiao Yan has killed 7,585 people and won the MVP title. ”
Just a few seconds when Xu Zhimo was watching big data, Xiao Yan snatched back the MVP.
"Going to die, going to die. ”
The system prompts, just like urging life, Xu Zhimo is excited, but there is a secret urgency in his heart, damn it, although he has a Wu Song, he can be worthy of a bunch of heroes with the word "earth", but he is only 3 heads!
This is the MVP Championship map, if you can't get the MVP, the level will be reduced by 100!
"Godfather, take me with you......"
"Get out!"
Xu Zhimo kicked away Wang Nima, who climbed up and hugged his thighs, quickly glanced at the Water Margin world map, stepped on the ground, and his body rose to the sky and flew away in one direction.
Since you got a kitchen knife from Sun Erniang, go to Sun Erniang's residence, see people killing people on the way, see the village slaughtering the village, see the city destroying the city, and start to get angry.
"Hahaha, everyone, take it easy, I'm just ready!"
Xu Zhimo let out a long laugh and let's see, he believed that he who only killed 3 of them now, it wouldn't be long before Xiao Yan and Shi Hao panicked, manic, and shocked. (To be continued.) )