As soon as he bought a new mobile phone and walked out of the store, Liang Ming was hit by a domineering car that rushed onto the sidewalk, and the whole person fell to the ground like a broken sack, drenched in blood, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Nima's, don't sleep!

"Nima's, don't sleep!

“......”

When he woke up, he found that a mischievous voice had been haunting his ears, as if it were playing on a loop, and the cycle was repeated.

He struggled to open his eyes, and before he could get up from the bed and start searching, a mobile phone appeared on his head with a "whoosh" sound, and it was dripping and spinning.

"Don't look for it, Ye is here! Don't be surprised, you have been crossed, Ye took you through, but it is attached to the body of a waste wood, it's a pity!"

Liang Ming looked at the mobile phone in front of him that he could shout, scream and fly, his mind was still stuck at the moment when the car accident happened, he didn't know whether he was dead or alive now, and he didn't react at all to how ridiculous and unreal the scene in front of him was.

"Boy, hurry up, hurry up and drip some of your blood to Ye, and then Ye will belong to you, and an omnipotent mobile phone will belong to you!"

Facing the urging of the mobile phone, Liang Ming just wanted to ask something, so as to relieve the surprise, doubt, incomprehension and absurdity in his heart, but he didn't expect that the mobile phone was impatient at all, and directly slapped his nose from above. only heard a "snap", Liang Ming only felt a sharp sourness, an indescribable pain from his nose to his head, and then a warm current erupted from his nostrils, which made him never want to experience it again for the rest of his life.

When he opened his eyes again, Liang Ming saw a small bright red swirl appear in front of his nose, and the phone was frantically absorbing the blood flowing from his nostrils, and it kept flashing with a strange light. At the same time, a large amount of information appeared in his mind like a copy.

It turns out that this is a supernatural mobile phone, with a variety of powerful APP, from an unknown world, once appeared in this Xiuzhen world, and he is a "Chosen One", chosen by a mysterious force, after the earth was hit by a car and died, the soul traveled to this Xiuzhen continent called Lei Xuan with this supernatural mobile phone, and possessed the body of a little monk in the medicine garden who had just died, and the name of this little monk seems to be called Liang Ming......

This mobile phone is really not an ordinary magic, after recognizing the master, all the information about the life of the little monk possessed by Liang Ming was imprinted in his mind, and in an instant, Liang Ming seemed to have lived one more life, but there was no conflict with his current thinking and soul at all.

However, this little monk is really as the mobile phone said, a waste of dim sum, there is no spiritual root on his body, it is not suitable for cultivation at all, if it weren't for the little monk and a proud son of heaven named Liu Yuxi in the sect who grew up, he would have been swept out of the house a long time ago, struggling in the world like a mortal, and he couldn't even guard the broken medicine garden in the sect.

And this little monk doesn't know the height of the sky, and has a crush on a girl named Mu Zixuan, and Mu Zixuan has only come to the medicine garden a few times, picking medicine in the medicine garden, and treating him with kind words, he is affectionate. Who is Mu Zixuan? The proud woman of heaven in the entire Lingyuan Cave has many suitors, and he is a toad, and he still wants to eat swan meat, which is purely the birthday boy hanging himself - looking for death. Later, he was really seriously injured and farted, and finally cheapened Liang Ming.

Liang Ming muttered in his heart while receiving the message sent by his mobile phone, this plot is really indescribable. I just wanted to reach out to cover my nose, but suddenly I heard the arrogant shouting of the mobile phone, and the whole voice was full of madness and arrogance, and there was a little bit of force: "Tremble, Xiuzhen Continent, the master is back again!"

Looking at the incredible mobile phone in front of him, listening to the ambition and pride shouted by the mobile phone, Liang Ming couldn't help but be a little stunned, when he was about to learn more about this supernatural mobile phone, but he heard a shouting and scolding from outside the room.

"Liang Ming, you waste wood, hurry up and get out of here!"

"Liang Ming, don't think it's okay to hide in the medicine garden, if you don't come out again, our brothers will even tear down your broken garden!"

"Don't toast, don't eat, eat and drink, get out early and go to superbirth early!"

"Hurry up, my brother's patience is limited......"

Needless to say, listening to the voice Liang Ming knew that someone had come to find trouble with this little monk, and there was more than one, he was so stupid that he occupied other people's bodies, and he dug the pit himself, so he had to bury it, even if he broke his scalp, he had to go out, and it was not a way to hide, and he couldn't hide for a while, and he couldn't hide for a lifetime, and he took 10,000 steps back, isn't there a mobile phone with a bull fork coaxing here.

After getting used to this new body a little, Liang Ming got up from the bed, and was thinking about how to use the mobile phone to accompany him out, but he heard the mobile phone say: "Don't worry, the master will not leave you alone, these idiots come over, just so that you can see the benefits and disadvantages of the master, lest you kid not believe it." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the mobile phone immediately turned into a black necklace and was worn around Liang Ming's neck, and the black pendant in the middle happened to be a Mier's mobile phone.

Liang Ming knew that this body was a waste wood now, although he had this supernatural mobile phone by his side, it was still unknown whether it would work or not, so he was still a little nervous in his heart, he didn't want to die a second time, it was better to die than to live.

"Waste wood, you're not dead yet, I thought you wouldn't live long. Seeing Liang Ming coming out of the medicine garden, Xia Liu held a folding fan in his hand and said to Liang Ming with a proud face.

Xia Jian didn't show weakness either, and poked Liang Ming's forehead with his fingers: "Don't think it's okay to have Senior Brother Liu to protect you, hehe, I want to kill you, it's easier than swatting a fly to death!"

Xia Liu and Xia Jian are two brothers, and the eldest above them is Murong Qiu, these two often oppose Liang Ming, and they don't know why, they can't wait to drive him out of the medicine garden and out of the Lingyuan Cave. But now they definitely don't know that this Liang Ming is no longer the other Liang Ming.

"You don't look at your bear-like appearance, compared to Senior Brother Murong, you're not a fart! In addition to Xia Liu Xia Jian, there were also people who said mockingly and warningly.

"Waste wood is waste wood, look at it...... His bear didn't look like an ant. "These people don't take Liang Ming seriously at all.

Xia Liu opened the folding fan with a "sigh", and glanced at Liang Ming while shaking it gently, and said a little lightly: "Mole ants are stronger than him, and for more than 20 years, he can't even practice qi." Ha ha...... Laugh at me, what a waste. ”

"Haha...... Haha......"

For a while, everyone gathered around Liang Ming, laughing wildly, as if Liang Ming didn't exist at all.

Hearing these words, Liang Ming's eyes were already on fire, although he knew that it was not him who these people were laughing at, it was the little monk who had already reported to the Netherworld, but he still felt the same way, clenching his hands tightly, and his nails had been deeply pinched into his palms.

"Auntie can't bear it, Uncle can't bear it! Your sister, let you poke Lao Tzu's head. Since he was a child, Liang Ming has never insulted others like this, let alone poked his forehead again and again, so he punched Xia Jian in the face.

"Your sister, if you don't hit your face full of peach blossoms, you don't know why the flowers are so red!" Liang Ming didn't expect to do so lightly, when he smashed his fist on Xia Jian's face, his heart suddenly felt a kind of refreshing heart, and then he hugged Xia Jian, there was no discipline at all, and his fist rained down on Xia Jian's face and body.

Xia Jian couldn't imagine that Liang Ming would dare to attack suddenly, and he was blinded all of a sudden, and the others were also stunned by this sudden scene, all of them were stunned and at a loss.

As the saying goes, the master is beaten to death with a fist, although Xia Jian is a person who cultivates the truth, but when he reacts, Liang Ming, who has been pestered by nonsense, has a nosebleed. However, after being slightly stunned, Xia Jian slapped Liang Ming a few feet away with one palm.

"You dare to hit me! I'll kill you!" Xia Jian reached out and wiped the blood from his face, and walked viciously towards Liang Ming who was lying on the ground, the face with blood remaining became more and more hideous.

Seeing Xia Jian walk up to him with a murderous look on his face and stomp on his chest fiercely, Liang Ming couldn't do anything, only staring at Xia Jian with those eyes.

"Stampele him, trample him!"

"Senior Brother Xia, this waste wood actually dares to fight back, don't let him die too quickly, let him know that life is better than death. ”

"That's it! It's a great insult for people like this to live in our Lingyuan Cave. Senior Brother Xia, kill him!

“......”

After the others came to their senses, they couldn't wait to pull Liang Ming's tendons, peel Liang Ming's skin, and shout desperately.

Also, a group of high-minded, so-called omnipotent cultivators, one of them was actually beaten by a so-called waste wood fart in front of everyone, and his face was covered with blood, for these so-called pride of the sky, it is undoubtedly like being slapped in the face of someone on the street, this sourness, this humiliation, how can they stand it.

Liang Ming was fearless, only to see his eyes squinted slightly, his white teeth tightly pursed on his thin lips, a faint sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, and at the same time, one hand was gently pressed on the black chain pendant on his chest.

Xia Jian's feet had just landed on Liang Ming's body, and suddenly a black light flashed in front of him, as if a star was shifting, and a huge portal instantly appeared in front of him. Before he could fully react, Xia Jian felt that he was being sucked into it by a huge portal, and suddenly his soul seemed to be emptied, falling into the boundless darkness.