Chapter Sixty-Seven: What a Drink!

Life is like wine, you can swallow the bitterness in order to taste the sweetness. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

The banquet of Tianfu Sect was still continuing, and Ling Dong and Lei Fatzi had returned to the wine table, sitting in the last row, but everyone's eyes had completely changed.

Zhang Chengxing's hand holding the cup trembled slightly, the young sect master of the Tiansi Sect was toasting himself, what does it feel like? Nima, ten years of good wine can drink the taste of fifty years, this is the feeling, this time the sect is at least enough for a year and a half.

Lei Fatzi also drank high, completely disregarding the image, standing on the stool, foaming at the stars, and began to make a passionate speech: "Dongzhou Bajie, madman Wang Yuan, you say that it is not awesome." ”

"Awesome!" a group of disciples shouted hysterically as they slapped the table excitedly.

"Shit, my brother, oh no, it's my boss. Lei Fat patted Ling Dong's shoulder, "Click, just a knife, a casual knife, guess what...... Wang Yuan almost became a king ba, and he shrunk his hair for a long time...... Boss, don't pull me, I'll still say ...... Also, don't ask, don't ask, do you say it's awesome. ”

"Awesome!"

"Bullshit, my boss, just a sword, a casual sword, guess what...... The sword idiot is really stupid, Mo Wen really didn't ask anything, turned his head and left...... By the way, there is also that Xia Xi, you say that it is not beautiful. ”

"Beautiful!" shouted louder.

"Fart, my boss said one, she definitely didn't dare to say two, my boss asked her to go east, she didn't dare to ...... southeast"

Everyone's eyes are about to bulge out, it's really fake, is Lei Fat talking drunk, but recently there seem to be rumors in Dongzhou, someone broke the Tanhai Fulong spear with one sword, and defeated the world with one sword, is this true, impossible, just this guy sitting in the last row?

Lei Fat Man was almost picked up from the table by Atom, this kid has a mouth full of magnifying cannons, can say that geckos are crocodiles, and turkeys are blown into phoenixes, and if you don't stop it, you can't stop it.

"Zhang Monkey, don't blame me for not reminding you, Lao Tzu's nickname is Wine Barrel, if you don't drink it today, Lao Tzu has your surname. ”

"Hmph, what's the barrel, you go and inquire, Lao Tzu is a tumbler, you can smell Lao Tzu's pee later, if you are not drunk, you win." ”

", come, come, whoever coaxes, who's the grandson. ”

The surroundings were more excited, and the laughter in the courtyard continued, and everyone found out what happened to the famous family, isn't it still a human being, there are a lot of seven emotions and six desires, and if you drink too much, you still kick the bench on the table.

The atmosphere of not distinguishing between each other was quickly destroyed by one person, to be precise, when the eldest lady of Tianfu Sect, Yao Chenxi appeared, the surroundings suddenly fell silent.

Yao Chenxi's face was like frost, and the seven-section rainbow whip hung on his waist, and he walked towards the thunder fat man step by step.

Ling Dong could only smile bitterly, this matter is something that Lei Fat Man will have to face sooner or later, and others can't help him, the reason is very simple, in the summer of five years ago, Yao Chenxi followed his father to Tiansi Sect, and in the backyard of the sect, the dead fat man actually ripped off the clothes of Miss Yao, who was still in adolescence, from top to bottom in front of several disciples, all this just to prove that he was a brave person.

Ling Dong now finally understands Yao Chenxi's angry expression when he mentioned Lei Fatzi, this product is cheap, it should really be pickled directly in the pickle jar.

Lei Fatman's eyes were slightly drunk, if he wanted to fight for the place in the Xuanhuang Tower, he couldn't escape this time, and he did it, he still held a wine jar in his hand, and he greeted him, the momentum on his face was very similar to that of a strong man who would never return.

"Today, even if you die a thousand times, you can't make up for the mistakes you once let go. Yao Chenxi spoke slowly, and a cold murderous aura could be felt all around.

Lei Fat Man nodded, and then raised the wine jar and smashed it into his head in a daze.

Bang! The jar shattered, and blood seeped from the drink, spilling down from his forehead, soaking the fat face and clothes.

The audience was stunned!

Lei Fat Man just smiled and wiped his mouth: "This altar is to apologize for my own ignorance." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he reached out and took another wine jar from the table beside him.

Bang!

"This altar is to apologize for the harm I have caused you. The fat man's body shook a little, but there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth, and then he shook his wet hand, "After the Seven Sects, my life is yours, if you want, take it at any time." ”

Yao Chenxi stood in place, his fingers deeply embedded in his palm, and in an instant, his vision began to appear speckled and blurred, and in the haze, the fat man, who had always been short and obscene, seemed to have become a little taller.

"You remember what you said. Yao Chenxi tried her best to restrain her emotions and wanted to drop a cold word, but the feeling of saying it didn't seem to be very cold.

Cold night, starry sky.

The fat man snorted, woke up slowly, opened his eyes, and was almost startled, Daddy Lei Mingtian was sitting on the side, staring at himself with a strange look, behind him, Ling Dong blinked mysteriously, and then stretched out his thumb and gave him two strokes.

"Little rabbit cub, tell me about Lao Tzu, what happened last night?" Lei Mingtian came to the butt of the fat man.

"Ouch...... Dad, my boss is here, you do it, can you save me some face, don't spank. Lei Fat looked dazed, strange, his butt didn't hurt, his head hurt, he reached out and touched his forehead, and then turned over directly and jumped off the bed, "Head, my head...... Uncle grass, boss, tell me, which bastard lacked virtue yesterday, took advantage of Lao Tzu to drink too much, and attacked Lao Tzu. ”

Ling Dong touched his nose, rubbed it, his thumb was white and erected, this dead fat man was acting, but looking at the innocent expression on the other party's face, it was obviously from the bottom of his heart,

After saying it back and forth, even the fat man himself was dumbfounded, and kept rubbing his head, "No, really...... It's really a lot of alcohol. ”

Suddenly, Lei Fatzi's originally tall image became obscene in Ling Gongzi's mind.

Syllable!

Lei Mingtian smiled even more weirdly, and looked at Lei Fat's ass again for no reason: "Lao Tzu doesn't care about your head, say, how did you offend Lao Yao's girl." ”

"Dad, this, it's hard to say. Lei Fat Man cast a helpless look at Atom.

"That...... Sect Master Lei, it's not too early, I still have to take a step in advance, you father and son talk slowly!"

The moonlight sprinkled on Tianfu Peak like water, and the hazy scenery was even more attractive, and there would be many people who could not sleep this night, such as: Lei Fatzi, Miss Yao......

Ling Dong pillowed his head with his hands, lying on the big rock, the mountain breeze was blowing, there was an indescribable coolness, and the starry sky was shining in the bottom of his eyes, Daddy, Big Brother, Yi Yi, Lei Fatzi, and Xia Xi, the old madman...... These blurry images gradually become clear in my mind.

What is the purpose of cultivation? Seeking immortals, preaching the Tao, being a powerful person, one finger can break the sky, and one leaf can fill the dry sea, but so what, but the king of the world has won the name of the past and the back, pitiful...... White happens!

The old madman who has been involved in the creation of the Tao for thousands of years, and his greatest wish before death is to die with his brothers.

Play the music of life, be a vigorous person, want to fight for everything, it has always been Ling Gongzi's character before, now think about it, wrong, how can there be so many vigorous, ordinary is life, and living well is the most beautiful movement.

There are no brothers, no relatives, no women who love each other...... What if you are the first in the world, even if you can really become an immortal.

Ling Dong suddenly laughed and realized,

The next day, the bell of Tianfu Peak rang three more times.

The seven thieves sat high, competing for the highlight of the three places in the Xuanhuang Tower, and the Seven Sects Meeting officially began.

Liu Qi walked out slowly and laughed loudly: "Haha, today I will take the lead again, this time the Seven Sects will be presided over by me, I hope to see you show the strongest strength." ”

The seven disciples stepped forward one after another and saluted respectfully, without any hesitation on their faces, this was the opportunity they had been waiting for.

"Qingyun, bring out your best state, don't take it lightly. ”

"God, relax and relax, don't have baggage, and believe in your own strength. ”

"Xinming, let me tell you again, when the golden rooster is announced, you should pay attention to the rhythm of the post-style connection, mainly the speed ......"

In comparison, several sect masters who have seen big scenes are a little uncalm, but there are exceptions.

"Little rabbit, put some thought, as long as you are not the first to be eliminated, after Lao Tzu goes back, I will give you a drink to celebrate. "Lei Mingtian kicked the fat man's ass, damn it, this turtle son was forced by himself, and seven people will grab three places, and the strength is there, and I can't accept it if I want to.

"Dad, don't worry, I'll do my best. Lei Fat Man grinned, this made Lei Mingtian take aback, the sun is ghost, is the sun coming out of the west today.

"It's good, it's good, you don't lose if you lose, that's what you want. ”

Looking at Lei Mingtian's strange expression, among the disciples watching around, a few of them couldn't help but laugh out loud, this is the sect master of the Tiansi Sect, how can it look so ...... Cute tick!