"Don't touch it!"

"Little beauty, don't!"

Seeing Ruchu hugging the tip of the giant electric rod with a happy face, Xu Zhimo hissed and shouted: "No, let go! Oh, no!" Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The little beauty was dirty, and Xu Zhimo scolded again: "System, you are paralyzed!" I couldn't stand it, I had to go back to the furnace and rebuild, so I hurriedly used a drop of Tianxian Jade Dew to fuse it again.

Metamorphosis system + Tianxian Yulu, which can melt all things in the world, will not fail anyway, and if he can't meet the treasure he needs, Xu Zhimo will keep combining.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, the giant electric rod that was lying on the floating island disappeared.

Ruchu scratched his little head with a blank face, where is the big toy? Why is it gone?

"Ding!"

"Hint, the fusion is successful. ”

"Congratulations, you've got a 100 million watt light bulb. ”

Soon, another light bulb appeared in Xu Zhimo's hand, the size of a water cup, and a light bulb with a button switch on the seat.

"Light bulb!"

Xu Zhimo was stunned again.

"100 million watts!"

The corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth trembled again.

"I'm grass!"

"100 million watts, what a joke!"

Suddenly, Xu Zhimo reacted, as if he was hit by five thunders, shouted, and then opened his mouth exaggeratedly.

Household lighting lamps are generally between 20 watts and 100 watts, and those bright bulbs on the square, the lighthouse, are only 500 watts to 2 kilowatts of brightness, 100 million watts, oh my God, how bright does that have to be?

Whose eyes can stand it?

Looking at the light bulb in his hand, Xu Zhimo had an urge to press the button switch to see how bright it was, but he still held back, he couldn't do it, specially, don't blind him and his sister's eyes.

"Clairvoyant, you want to become Claireye, right? Wait, hehehe......"

Xu Zhimo laughed evilly, he was very satisfied with this invention and useful, and collected the 100 million watt light bulb.

Next, prepare a Pokémon for Downwind Ears.

What kind of materials are used?

Xu Zhimo thought about it, opened the system mystery store again, picked out the kind of items with bad ears to buy, and began to go on a shopping spree.

Firecrackers, thundering firecrackers, salutes, cupolas......

Buy him a whole bunch of everything first.

The big gongs and drums of 'bang bang bang' buy him a whole bunch.

Horns, trumpets, stereos, tweeters, buy him a whole bunch.

I saw that items kept appearing in front of Xu Zhimo, and after a while, the floating island was piled up into a hill again.

Looking at the bargains purchased by a lot of gold coins, Xu Zhimo laughed again, continued to invent and create, put all of them into the fusion system, added a pill of Tianxian Yulu, and chose fusion.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, all items disappear.

"Ding!"

"Hint, the fusion is successful. ”

"Congratulations, you got a 'Zhao Flyer Circulatory Single'. ”

Suddenly, Xu Zhimo had a single-player machine that played tapes in the nineties.

“......”

Xu Zhimo opened his mouth and stared at his eyes, stunned for a full 10 seconds.

"Click!"

His fingers trembled, and he instinctively pressed the switch of the single player.

"I'm ugly, but I'm gentle......"

Suddenly, like the inner monologue of a single dog, a vast and desolate singing voice came out of the single player.

"I'm going to ...... it"

"Go, ......"

Xu Zhimo's whole body trembled, and he almost knelt on the ground.

"I'm ugly, but I'm gentle......"

......

Just this sentence, the single player keeps repeating, repeating back and forth.

"Said ......"

Xu Zhimo's whole body trembled again, knelt directly on the ground, and began to shout in his heart: Grass, doesn't it mean that the single song is bad? Why is this just one sentence? This is also called a single song is bad? This is especially called a single sentence is bad!

This is obviously swearing!

Xu Zhimo roared in his heart: "System, your uncle!"

"Sounds good, sounds good. ”

Ruchu on the side clapped his hands and praised.

"That's a good sound. ”

Xu Zhimo glanced at it as before, the little beauty has never been ugly, and she doesn't understand this pain-soaked pain!

"I'm ugly, but I'm gentle......"

"Ugly uncle. ”

Xu Zhimo scolded, the system went crazy, and began to fool around again, directly threw the single player into the fusion system, returned to the furnace to rebuild, and immediately added a drop of Tianxian Yulu to fuse again.

"Ding!"

"Hint, the fusion is successful. ”

"Congratulations, you have obtained the village head radio station. ”

"Bang. ”

A radio fell in front of Xu Zhimo, and the shape was a boxy electric box with a big speaker added to it.

This thing, the switch doesn't need to be pressed, as soon as it appears, it just yells.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

"Fewer children and better children, a happy life.

"The first child is on the ring, the second child is sterilized, and the third child is fined 80,000 ah......"

"If you want to get rich, build roads first, have fewer children, more trees, play less mahjong and feed more pigs......"

......

"You're a fucking ......"

Xu Zhimo originally wanted to scold, but the radio suddenly came with another sentence 'One person is overborn, the whole village is ligated, one person is ligated, and the whole family is bright', which made him laugh and could only say: "System, kneel and beg not to go crazy, can you give me a little serious?"

The invention failed again, and it had to be rebuilt, using a drop of Tianxian jade dew, and continuing to fuse.

"Ding!"

"Hint, the fusion is successful. ”

"Congratulations, you got a 100 million decibel headset. ”

The sound of the broadcast disappeared, and Xu Zhimo had another exquisite headset in his hand.

"100 million decibel headphones!"

Xu Zhimo was stunned for a moment, his eyes narrowed, and he thought about the data about decibels.

"I'm grass. ”

"Haha, this is good, this is a good thing!"

Soon, Xu Zhimo's depressed expression shook suddenly, and the whole person became excited, and his face suddenly showed joy.

Decibels, which represents the volume, are 20-50 decibels for normal conversation, about 70 decibels in crowded streets, about 90 decibels in KVT private rooms, 130 decibels for rocket launches, and the maximum amount of sound that people can tolerate is up to 180 decibels......

100 million decibels!

Cha!

How loud does this have to be, how loud does it have to be, whose ears can stand it?

Looking at the headphones in his hand, Xu Zhimo couldn't help but laugh evilly: "Shunfeng Er, you're finished, hehehe......"

100 million watt light bulbs and 100 million earphones, after many inventions and creations, Xu Zhimo finally came up with two 'suitable' clairvoyance and Shunfeng ear treasures, for his two 'brothers', he wasted a lot of heart.

"That's it, ok!"

Xu Zhimo snapped his fingers, his mind moved, his mind returned to the outside world, and with a smile on his face, he walked out of the cave and prepared to return to Heaven.

"Heavenly Great Sage!"

Xu Zhimo had just left the cave, and at this moment, a surprised voice suddenly sounded above him.

(To be continued.) )