Chapter 133: Asking God Questions for the Scripture Study Team
readx;? Soon, Liu Xunhuan asked Tang Seng and the four masters and apprentices to pose well, and he began to use his divine sense to search for hot questions in the Seven Realms live broadcast system to ask questions. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Liu Xunhuan first raised a neutral question: May I ask Master Tang Seng, what is your evaluation of the scripture-learning team on the scripture-learning road?
[Tang Seng]:
That's a great question, in fact, our team is definitely golden!
Under the care of the heavenly court, under the personal interrogation of the Buddha, and under the personal selection of Guanyin Bodhisattva, our scripture learning team was established, this team, each with its own characteristics, as a team leader, I play the role of the mission executor, many people joke that I will only say two words: to the west!
However, this is exactly what I insist on, without the tenacious belief in learning from the scriptures, without a firm direction of learning from the scriptures, without the most resolute spirit of responsibility, it is impossible for us to reach the western sky!
Therefore, as the team leader, I only control the sense of mission, responsibility, and direction to the west, and this team will not be chaotic, even if there is a desertion of Zhu Bajie in the middle, Sun Wukong running away, and Sha Monk ink, we still succeed in obtaining the true scriptures!
As for the other team members, Wukong has the greatest skills, Bajie has the best temper, and Sha Seng works hard and complains......
In short, this is a team with mission, ideals and beliefs, and it is an invincible team, I want to say that's all, thank you to the Taoist friends of the Seven Realms!
[Anchor Liu Xunhuan]: So, the second question is a topic that netizens in the Seven Realms care about, are the four of you satisfied with the reward after learning the scriptures?
[Tang Seng]: This, if you look at their bright smiles, you can know how satisfied they are.
Liu Xunhuan looked over, but found that Sun Wukong was looking around, Zhu Bajie was pouting with a pig's mouth, and Sha Wujing looked up at Pan Tao from afar, and it was really "smiling"!
[Tang Seng]:
It can be said that through learning from the West, all of us have completed self-redemption!
As far as my three apprentices are concerned, Sun Wukong doesn't have to squat in Wuzhi Mountain anymore, Bajie is out of the days when he was bullied by his father-in-law and mother-in-law in Gao Laozhuang, and Sha Wujing is out of the quicksand river of suffering......
Each of us has made a leap forward, and the position that the Buddha has rewarded us with is also appropriate, for example, Zhu Bajie, he has always been a foodie, so let him be the messenger of the Pure Altar, and there is endless delicious food every day, which is also a kind of place for each to have!
[Anchor Liu Xunhuan]: The third question, this is from a question called [Mortal Sister Comes to Flirt with Brother], the original text is: "Tang Seng, you have rejected so many stunning female goblins before, do you regret your little jj?"
[Tang Seng]: Hahaha (laughter is exaggerated!)
In fact, I did reject a lot of women, some of them were amorous, some had thin waists and big breasts, and some had long buttocks and legs......
However, the southeast and northwest winds of Ren'er can't blow the green mountains in my heart, that is the shining of the Buddha! So, not only will I not regret it, but my little jj, Ao No, my whole body will not regret it!
[Anchor Liu Xunhuan]: Thank you Elder Tang for your answer, now, let's pay attention to the stories of the three brothers. [Mortal I am a string of drips]'s question: "Woo, I want to ask Sha Seng if he is still a virgin!"
[Sha Monk]: Hey, you may not believe it, but in fact, I have been a virgin for hundreds of years, and I want to break it!
After speaking, Sha Seng showed a look of begging to get rid of the single.
[Anchor Liu Xunhuan]: Ask a great sage's question, [mortal 7788] asks: "Rub, in fact, I want to know more, why didn't Sun Wukong go to marry Zixia Fairy!"
[Monkey King]: Hey, who asked this question, I know my grandson too well!
In fact, Fairy Zixia has been practicing in retreat some time ago, and because it is very hard, she did not come to participate in the peach festival today.
But I know that she will be out of the customs in a few days, and I am going to get 999 dog tail flowers to celebrate her exit!
As long as he is out of the customs, I will marry her, and everyone will come over to cheer at that time!
......
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he showed an expression that was happier than stealing the elixir and drinking immortal wine when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
[Anchor Liu Xunhuan]: The next question is about Zhu Bajie, the audience [mortals, I live in Chang'an City] asked: "Can your old pig broadcast live for a while against the inflatable doll old and wet?"
[Zhu Bajie]: I'm sick of it! (shy expression)
Actually, I have fallen in love with Cang Lao Wet, I decided to marry her and stay together day and night!
As for the live broadcast, I'm going to ask her opinion!
[Anchor Liu Xunhuan]: That Zhu Bajie, the audience [mortals, I live in Chang'an City] asked: Why are you so resolute? I think back then, you slept on the hot kang head of your beautiful daughter-in-law in Gao Laozhuang, and I never saw you so resolute!
[Zhu Bajie]: Hehe, you don't know, who is too conservative! Now the old wet is my best, the voice is good, the cry is cheerful, the most important thing is to know more posture, I love to pierce the like, no matter how many times a day, I will not lose my temper and kick me out of bed......
Looking at Zhu Bajie's intoxicated and gushing look, Liu Xunhuan knew that he couldn't let this girl say it anymore, otherwise it would be inappropriate for children.
He quickly changed the topic, preparing to make some explosive topics, and his divine sense quickly entered the public comment area of the seventh live broadcast room.
[Mortal is a little monkey]: Woo, the first question turned out to be to answer my question, thank you to the anchor, but I don't have much money, I will reward you with 999 red roses, you can send Chang'e when the time comes!
[Mortal sister comes to tease brother]: Sickness, Tang Seng answered my question so hypocritically, he said that Xiao JJ didn't regret it all over his body, for Mao I saw that there was a tent under his robe??
[Mortals, I live in Chang'an City]: Sure enough, as I expected, Zhu Bajie was fascinated by Cang Lao Shi! It's just that how did he ask Cang Lao Shi's opinion, and Cang Lao Shi would answer again! (smirk)
[Mortal I am a string of drips]: Hey, Lao Sha is so pitiful, he is a hundred-year-old virgin like me! (wiping tears)
[Mortal 7788]: Rub, it seems that when the Zixia Fairy comes out, it will be when Sun Wukong and Tang Seng completely turn their faces, the scene of the master and apprentice fighting for a girl can't bear to watch!
[Mortals study hard]: Hurry up and reward!
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[God Realm Erlang God]: Grass, isn't it just a scene of learning scriptures in makeup, even the monsters are stretching their faces and waiting for you to fight, every time they catch Tang Seng they are very cooperative and don't eat, bullshit!
[Unbounded Roaring Sky Dog]: Lou Sang, although you are the master, but my fart, you can't pull it!
[God Realm]: Hey, this live broadcast is fun, I also want to be interviewed!