Chapter Twenty-Three: The Taoist is Awesome!
With the little girl's cry, all the rowers on the water had already landed on the shore, and a group of people gathered at the water's edge and looked at the water not far away with frightened faces. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info tattered clothes tumbled with the current, and with it clumps of blood.
There's a youkai eating people underwater!
A ragged and unkempt woman ran up to the pier with a trembling voice and picked up the crying little girl: "Changsheng, where is your father?"
The girl's cry was louder: "Mother, daddy is in the water......"
The woman shuddered suddenly, and looked around as if asking for help: "Uncle Liu, my husband ...... him"
An old man answered, his voice filled with fear and regret: "Immortal mother, your family is still in the water." ”
The woman fell on the trestle with Changsheng in her arms, crying hysterically.
The plot just began, and a group of bosses came from afar, found a kind family in a small fishing village, and began to wait.
The next day, mourning music was played in the village for the funeral of the deceased, and then everyone began to raise money, ready to invite a powerful exorcist to come, it is said that this immortal chief has great powers, subduing demons and exorcisms, calling for wind and rain, completely without a problem.
Watching the villagers raise silver, Taihua, a few pedestrians passing by for temporary residence, suddenly took out a large piece of gold and made up all the remaining expenses.
The enthusiasm of the villagers for them suddenly increased, and not only did the living room change to a large and bright room, but the meals also became richer, at least with more eggs and game.
On the second day, a man wearing a scribe's hat, carrying a long sword, a black mole at the corner of his mouth, a beard, walking swayingly, and wearing a shoddy Taoist robe was invited over.
"Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, Poor Dao has been studying art in Xianshan for many years, and it is not much difficulty to deal with this little monster. Today, I heard that there are monsters making trouble here, so I have come to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, and give everyone a clean water!" the so-called master raised his hand and shouted at the villagers.
Someone in the crowd suddenly shouted, "Wow! The Taoist chief is so powerful!" "Wow, it's really amazing!"
The bosses were a little speechless, too lazy to complain about these two trusts, the performance is so clumsy, how can you let those who can't be famous even if you sleep with the director.
Xiyan looked a little childlike, and raised his hand: "Wow!
"Wow, the Taoist is awesome!" someone shouted.
Someone shouted after him: "Wow, the Taoist is forced!"
"Isn't it?
"Of course it's awesome!" someone replied
Everyone suddenly burst into a rage: "There really is!"
"It turns out that the Taoist chief is a woman!"
"It's so pitiful, it's still a woman when you look like this?"
"Yes, it's hard to believe that the Taoist has been able to live strong until now!"
........................
The "master" Taoist turned around, and wanted to kill the two trusts he had paid for: Is there a mistake? I asked you to come to pretend to be a comparison, not to become a ****!
The two tos are also innocent: not that we shouted......
The corners of Taihua's mouth twitched, and he rubbed his stomach with a smile, he couldn't even breathe, and he couldn't straighten up in Taihua's arms. Xiongba, sweeping monks and others can't help but smile, life is really full of joy.
After the farce, the invited master rowed a small boat himself, and reached the middle of the lake, muttering something in his mouth, and pulling out a small ball from his package.
He threw talismans and swords on the boat, and after performing for a while, he felt that he was almost done, so he picked up the ball, lit the fuse on it, and threw it into the water.
"Why does this master look like a fried fish from a neighboring village?" Xiyan, who hadn't seen much of the movie, said to Taihua a little strangely.
Taihua nodded: "There's nothing strange about it, he was originally a liar, and what he blew up was a big fish with a docile temperament, not a fish demon at all." ”
Xi Yan nodded clearly: "I said, if he is powerful, there will be nothing to do with Chen Xuanzang and Miss Duan." ”
As he was talking, a big fish slowly floated up in the lake, and the fishermen of the fishing village were so happy that they rowed forward in their boats and dragged the fish ashore with their nets and hoisted it.
The head of the fishing village brought a few people with the gold and a few salted fish given by Taihua to stop the "master" who was about to leave: "Dao Chief, thank you for eliminating harm for the people, there are some gold and a few thousand-year-old salted fish here, please accept them." ”
The chief looked at the gold nuggets, his eyes widened suddenly, wiped his saliva, returned the salted fish to the village chief, and by the way, he hugged the gold into his arms: "As a cultivator, I am determined to help the world, and I can't ask for such a precious thing." ”
The villagers gathered around the giant Gu fish and shouted, "Revenge!" and "Kill it!"
"Isn't it dead?"
"Kill it again!"
At this moment, a voice came from the back of the crowd: "You are all mistaken, it didn't kill people!"
Everyone was taken aback, and when they looked up, a young man with shaggy hair appeared in front of everyone, the young man was in tattered clothes, holding a book in his hand, and walked slowly all the way to the Gu fish.
"He's just a Gu fish, with a tame nature, a positive and optimistic personality, and a pretty good character, but it's a pity that he's grown a little bigger. ”
"Who are you?" said someone disgruntled.
"Below is Chen Xuanzang, a disciple of the Mahayana Buddhas who has not been shaved, and he is an exorcist who subdues demons and destroys demons. The young man said with a serious face.
The village chief said: "We have also seen the Gu fish, but we have never seen it grow so big, and the Taoist chief said that this is a monster possessed ......."
Chen Xuanzang put on a posture that he thought was very fan, and said: "This is not a monster, you see the ...... in this book."
Before he finished speaking, he had already received a slap in the face.
"Have you ever had a dead husband?" asked the middle-aged woman who had just died of her husband with a desperate expression.
"Sister-in-law, I don't have a husband's ......" Chen Xuanzang wanted to defend.
"Smack", another slap in the face.
"Have you ever had a dead husband. Without waiting for Chen Xuanzang to finish speaking, he slapped again.
The chief fanned the flames on the side, rushed to the high place and sensationalized: "A good father, he was brutally killed by the monster, and this young man is still defending the monster, he is not a person, he is an accomplice of the monster!"
The villagers were immediately furious, "Kill him!" "Kill him!"
The master was watching happily from the side, and when he was about to add another fire, one hand lifted him up: "Come on, we all know how many pounds and taels you have, don't get in the way here......"
The Dao Chang suddenly struggled: "Who, who are you?"
"The person who gave you the gold, why don't you leave quickly? stay here again, believe it or not, I will bring back all the gold on your body?" Taihua said coldly while carrying him.
The long Dao's eyes rolled, and he shouted with some lack of confidence: "Poor Dao has learned art from Xianshan for many years, how can he be afraid of you? Put me down and watch me beat you to death! I will really beat you to death! It's cruel!"
Xu Le looked at him with a smile, casually threw him aside, and dozens of sword qi enveloped him: "Oh, how cruel, I really want to see it." “
"Master" suddenly fell to the ground, "Uncle, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Taishan offended you, you adults have a lot of general knowledge that is different from the small, the small ones are old and young, and there is a little lady waiting to be fed in the middle, if you kill me, the child will have no father, and the wife will become someone else's, and my eighty-year-old lady can only drink the northwest wind alone, I ......"
Taihua put his sword on the Taoist's neck before stopping his words, "Get out or die!"
"I'll get out, I'll get out, I'll get out right away. As he spoke, he turned into the distance in a more rounded position. Taihua said that he had never seen such a cheap person in his life.
Chen Xuanzang saw that Taihua and his party of seven people were black and white, with strange shapes and dresses, and in his eyes, although they were all humans, they all had the breath of death lingering on their bodies, and they seemed to have killed a lot of living beings.
With his hands folded, Chen Xuanzang saluted Taihua: "Have you seen this gentleman? Thank you Mr. for breaking the siege, I don't know what to call Mr."
"Taihua. ”
"Mr. Taihua, in my opinion, you seem to have caused a lot of murder, right? Although you are not angry, the murderous aura on your body is also relatively obvious. Chen Xuanzang said sincerely.
"Everything has living beings, and you really shouldn't be killed, I hope you won't kill indiscriminately in the future. ”
Taihua smiled: "Knowing that we are murderous, and dare to speak to us like this, aren't you afraid of death?"
Chen Xuanzang shook his head: "Although you are full of murderous aura, I don't feel the killing intent, and a few people can come forward to expose the true face of the liar, which shows that they are still somewhat chivalrous." ”
The bosses looked at each other speechlessly, and they all felt a little emotional, chivalry was getting farther and farther away from themselves and others......
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Chen Xuanzang shook his head and shouted to the villagers: "Everyone should be careful, the monster hasn't been caught yet, don't go into the water for the time being." ”
"So when are we allowed to go into the water? What are we going to eat if we don't go into the water?" someone asked in the crowd.
Chen Xuanzang took the trouble to explain to the villagers, although he spoke babblingly, but he was also kind, so although the villagers were skeptical, no one went into the water after all.
The bosses silently looked at Chen Xuanzang, who was tirelessly explaining to the villagers, and it seemed that he could become a Buddha for no reason......