Double 11 benefits: not very humorous small theater
The age of the star god will be angry
Quail Fire and other seven people surrounded the author in the center, one by one in a rage. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Quailfire: You wrote us so incorrectly the first time, how could I be so easily moved? at least ...... (Quail Fire imagined his unyielding heroic posture in his mind, sitting on the tiger chair without blinking)
Ximu: Ninety-four, ninety-four, you also wrote me as a typical example of aiding and abetting, we are not the kind of people who are not strong-willed!
Blaze: I raise my hands in agreement!
Quail Head, Quail Tail, Shi Shen, and Da Liang: second, agree with the above views, and pull the author who smeared us out on the street!
Author: 555, can't I be wrong, I will definitely save your image in the future.
The author's bad taste?
Author: Well, the role of Ren Qing is so decided, let him have the ability of an octopus.
Ren Qing: Wait, are you sure you want to do this? I feel ashamed just thinking about this tentacle thing.
Author: The protest is invalid, and the tentacle play is very emotional.
Broken Waves: Can you explain what my jellyfish's abilities are?
Author: It's just that I like octopuses and jellyfish! (Immediately tied up) Don't don't, please let go! The electric shock of the monk's hat jellyfish is even more terrible than the 100,000 volts of Pi Xchu!
Teacher X: Twist and roar, let me intervene in the next step, the tentacles are very loving! (kicked by Ren Qing) Ahhh
Ren Qing: Don't mix your foreign goods!
Author (Khan): Well, I don't think I saw the conflict between the octopus setting and Mr. X.
Man-wolf or werewolf?
Lian Ling: Did the author forget to explain what breed we belong to, whether we are werewolves or human wolves?
Zhongshan wolf: That's right, the gap between the two is big, I don't know if we belong to the wolf and see the moon and become a human, or a person sees the moon and becomes a wolf?
Author: Seriously you lose, you are neither werewolves nor human wolves, but a whole new race, half-wolves (best men)!
Lian Ling: You dare to make such a joke with this king, the eight fierce generals will go up together and slaughter this irresponsible author!
Author's death.
The name crashed
Mura: I'm seriously protesting that my name has collided with Mura Xdel in X's Trail, and I've changed someone's name!
Author: Resolutely not! This name is something I finally came up with, and it has nothing to do with the trajectory of X, and I didn't know the existence of the trajectory of X when you appeared.
Mura: No matter what, you're going to have to change my name!
Author: Calm down, think about it, that Mura can't compare with you at all, you are a young genius, and you don't have a big bad egg around you that needs to be watched all the time, how good!
X-Livi, Mulla X-Del: Ah, who spoke ill of me?
The hassle of a quick outfit change
Ji Yue: It's nice that we're set up to be able to change costumes quickly, but is it a conflict with a certain horse monkey shochu and a certain fairy queen?
Author's Sweat: You just accept it silently, anyway, it's an ability that mortals don't have.
Ancient sayings and idioms are in chaos
Author: There are some unique names in this work that must be thought about, such as Hanhai Gan, Sparse Shadow Horizontal Slope, Silent Shadow Shenbi, Dark Fragrance Floating, Kite Flying in the Sky, Sunset on the Long River, Grass and Trees Are Soldiers, Red Lotus Fragrance Residue, Dotted Red Lips, Lights and Lights, Kunshan Jade Crush, Hibiscus Weeping Dew, Silver Bottle Breaking, Iron Riding Prominent, Candle Shadow Axe, Speechless Choking, Cold Cicada Poignant, Falling Red and Ruthless, Du Yu Crying Blood, Six Dragons Return to the Sun, Rushing Waves and Reverse Folding, Frost Heavy Drumming Cold, White Dew for Frost, August and Autumn High, Candle Shadow Axe ....... (Stomping desperately) Ah, there are so many of them, just thinking about it makes me feel good, and the effect of actually writing it must be better!
The souls of the ancient literati: Draw a circle to curse you, we also have copyright. You will not be allowed to steal it!