Chapter 3: Evoking Failure
But I also found out that among the five slim beauties, only the daughter of the Zhu family, wearing a black veil, did not say a word, and did not have any impatience.
On the contrary, this girl from the Zhu family, who only showed a pair of black eyes, was patiently searching in the pharmacy with a pair of smart eyes, and in the next second, her smart eyes were intertwined with me hiding behind the door of the inner room.
"Ah, Brother Pi is there. Looking at each other, Zhu Xunuo stretched out his hand to me in surprise.
Everyone called me a fool, only Zhu Xunuo, the daughter of the Zhu family, called me Brother Pi, that is, her voice Brother Pi made the fire of hope that had been extinguished in my heart burn again.
After being discovered by Zhu Xunuo, I couldn't hide, I deliberately held a sour apple in my mouth, shook my head and walked out, while walking, I looked at the five girls in front of me, clapped my hands and shouted: "Grandma, grandma, come out quickly, my five wives are coming to me, I have a wife." ”
My grandmother passed away last year, where is there any grandmother, looking at my appearance, the five heads of the family, Li Zhaoshen, Zhu Jin, and the five heads of the family all frowned, with a sad face.
And those girls were all frightened by my appearance, and took a few steps back, and the popular little flower Jin Yan'er covered her nose, pointed to the apple in my hand and said, "What kind of smell is that, it smells bad, throw it away." ”
I pretended not to understand her, walked up to Kim Yuna, brought the sour apple in front of her, and asked her if she wanted to eat it.
Jin Yuna's face turned pale, and she grabbed the apple and threw it far away, and I ran to pick it up again, biting it in a big bite.
"Daddy, you see, I told you I wouldn't come. Seeing this scene, Kim Yuna almost cried, turned her head to look at Jin He behind her and said.
"Yan'er, don't talk nonsense, this is a marriage contract made by the Heavenly Doctor's Divine Mother, and we have to come over!" After Jin He finished speaking, he walked in front of me with a frown, and asked politely: "Young Master Pi, do you know feng shui medicine now?"
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Jin He asked this sentence, and the pharmacy fell silent in an instant, and everyone's eyes were on me, waiting for my answer.
If I know how to use feng shui medicine, although I am a bit of a fool, it is still worth using.
In the face of everyone's serious gaze, I took a bite of the sour apple, then looked up and spit out the apple peel with a "poof", and replied, "I can also watch TV." ”
"Huh?"
Seeing my reaction, everyone was dumbfounded, they all knew I was stupid, but this is too stupid.
The five of them glanced at each other and shook their heads secretly.
"Brother Li, what do you think of this?" Jin He retreated in embarrassment and turned his head to look at Li Jingran's father, Li Zhaoshan.
Here he has the largest business and is the most authoritative of the five.
"I'm coming!" Li Zhaoshan took out a yellow talisman full of tadpole inscriptions from his suit pocket under the gaze of everyone and walked in front of me.
I quietly stared at the talisman between Li Zhaoshan's fingers, this talisman I know, it is a pure talisman that can make crazy people recover their senses for a short time.
"Nephew, I'm sorry!" Li Zhaoshan said, and then unceremoniously imprinted the talisman on my head.
Suddenly, a chill surged out of the talisman, down my head, and into my mind. Under this chill, my body involuntarily became stiff, and my hands drooped and fell to both sides, and the apple in my hand rolled to the ground.
In a trance, a white-clothed warlock appeared in my mind, he stared at me viciously, pointed in the direction of Jin Yun'er, and said threateningly: "Choose her!"
Seeing this fierce warlock appearing out of thin air in my mind, I was shocked, it turned out that this Li Zhaoshan had come prepared. I knew that Li Zhaoshan didn't want her daughter to marry me, and he didn't want to break the contract, so he spent money to find a feng shui master, and used such a trick to make me choose someone else according to the instructions of the white-clothed warlock.
If it weren't for the fact that I had been practicing feng shui magic since I was a child, my divine sense would have really been controlled by this white-clothed warlock, looking at the fierce warlock in my mind, I sneered, and with a flick of my fingers, a trace of surprise flashed on the face of the warlock in my mind, and it disappeared without a trace.
For me, who has been practicing for nine years, Li Zhaoshan's tricks of stealing and playing tricks can only be regarded as pediatrics.
Sticking symbols, breaking symbols, everything is in a moment.
Li Zhaoshan didn't know that I had broken his spell, and at this moment he pretended to have an amiable smile, looked at me who had calmed down, and said: "Nephew, your grandmother engaged you five marriages eighteen years ago, and now the eighteen-year marriage contract has arrived, and our five families of Li Zhaoshen and Zhu Jin have each brought their daughters to the appointment, you see who you want to choose to be your daughter-in-law, and choose me Li Zhaoshan to be your master, and they will never be allowed to break the contract." ”
Between the words, Li Zhaoshan swept towards the other four people, with an unquestionable expression on his face, which made the four families who were thinking about it stunned. People who don't know still think how righteous he is.
And Li Zhaoshan himself is not worried that I will choose his daughter at all.
After listening to Li Zhaoshan's words, I nodded curtly, and under Li Zhaoshan's proud gaze, I walked towards the daughter of Li Zhaoshen and Zhu Jin's five families step by step.
The five beauties in front of me have their own thousand postures, the feng shui master Li Jingran is heroic, the writer Zhao Caiman is full of royal sisters, the host Shen Shuyi is ethnic customs, the medical scientist Zhu Xunuo is gentle and elegant, and the film and television flower Jin Yuner is innocent and playful.
Except for Zhu Xunuo, who was wearing a veil, who had been looking at me calmly, the other four were extremely nervous when they saw me walking towards them.
I walked straight up to Kim Yuna, the girl with her stray hair her eyes wide in fright, while the others breathed a long sigh of relief. I secretly glanced at Li Zhaoshan, the corners of Li Zhaoshan's mouth were already upturned, revealing a smug smile.
I sneered in my heart, looked at Jin Yun'er again, and then stretched out my finger and slowly pointed at this watery girl. Kim Yuna was so frightened that she waved her hand at me, asking me not to choose her.
"Congratulations to Brother Jinhe, it is a great blessing for your daughter to be favored by the grandson of the Heavenly Doctor, the career of the Jin family is going to a higher level, Brother Jin hurry up and choose a day to prepare for the marriage." After Li Zhaoshan saw me pointing at Jin Yun'er, he thought that the plan had succeeded, and he could no longer hide the smile on his face, turned around and walked in front of Jin He, and congratulated him with both hands in his fists.
At this moment, Jin He's expression was very ugly, and he was about to speak, when the other three heads of the family also surrounded him, congratulated him, and did not give him a chance to resign.
I quietly observed Jin He, if he was willing to abide by the agreement, I would not hesitate to disobey my grandmother's advice and be willing to help the Jin family go to the next level.