"It stinks, what the hell is farting!"

A foul smell came over him, and he was about to vomit. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Liu Xunhuan looked around, but he didn't find a half-dime figure, he suddenly raised his hand, and was under his own dark skin, this stench actually came from himself.

"Could it be that this is the legendary dripping of bones and marrow?"

He threw himself into the Seoul Lake, letting the cold water soak his body, and then rubbing a thick layer of black oil on his body.

After washing, Liu Xunhuan opened his eyes and looked at the sky, but he was shocked to find that his eyes could see farther away, and even saw the perfect starry sky above the clouds.

I grass!

He had been reborn at this moment, his physical body had undergone a qualitative change, his bones had become extremely hard, and his muscles were as tight and tough as stones. The most amazing thing is that his divine consciousness has been able to travel all over his body, clearly feeling every bone, muscle, and even meridian and blood......

Liu Xun stepped on the bottom of the lake happily and jumped in the direction of the sky.

"Whoa......

"Ahhh......h

Despite the resistance of the water, his body still jumped off the ground for more than a dozen feet, and then smashed into the lake and smashed to the bottom of the lake in the scream of ahh

"Hahaha...... From now on, Lao Tzu is no longer an otaku**, Lao Tzu is a veritable **silk...... God!"

Liu Xun roared happily and said fiercely to the sky.

"Congratulations host, the quest has been completed by 25%!"

The sweet and delicate voice of the system sounded, but Liu Xunhuan's eyes widened, and he shouted: "Damn, Lao Tzu has eaten an elixir, it is said that he can't fly to become an immortal, and he is also a half-immortal, it should be no problem to complete the ninth order of the Terran Stargazing Realm, how can it be only 25%?"

"Host, you only have true qi, but you don't know how to use it, you can't reach the ninth order of the stargazing realm!

"Oh, practice!" Liu Xunhuan remembered the cultivation method that Xue Rengui said, and suddenly shouted, let's go, Lao Tzu is looking for that Xue Shenjiang to go, and now he has raised his cultivation level, otherwise how can he flirt with his mother, let alone flirt with ghosts and snakes......

Looking at the helicopter that was crippled by Sun Wukong, Liu Xunhuan scolded and said, "Damn, this time the helicopter is gone, do you really go to General Xue's mansion?"

His words were also transmitted to the comment area of the Seven Realms live broadcast system through his thoughts, and he was placed at the top.

It's just that there was a burst of hilarious expressions, and it seemed that all the audience was determined to let him make Xiaoyin with Mei Niang within three days, otherwise he would not be rewarded, and he would withdraw from the live broadcast system.

"What's special, I didn't expect the netizens of Huaxia to have such a concerted time, usually let the boycott of filthy goods, but I haven't seen such a concerted mind, sad!"

Liu Xunhuan ran wildly with all his strength, wanting to reach Xue Shenjiang's Mansion as soon as possible, but was suddenly pleasantly surprised to find that his running speed was simply against the sky, not much slower than the speed at which Xue Rengui disappeared from the Xuanwu Gate.

I'm rubbing, that's at least up to Santana's speed!" he smirked.

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Heavenly Court, Jade Qingjing.

Three old men with childish faces and cranes sat on a stone table, staring at the magic weapon in their hands in a daze.

The white-bearded old man was Taiqing Taishang Laojun, and he stared at the yin and yang fan in his hand.

Tong Yan He's hair is Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun, holding a mixed yuan bead in his hand.

With a bitter face, it was Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, and his eyes were staring at Yu Ruyi without turning his eyes.

Their magic weapons all have one thing in common, the fairy light is exposed, and there is a smooth mirror picture inside, which is the scene of Liu Xunhuan bathing in the lake.

Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun sighed while staring at the screen of the mixed yuan bead: "Hey, this mortal is really a headache, he actually said that he moved the big monkey and let the monkey let him go!"

Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun said with a bitter face: "Yes, otherwise, the big monkey will release him in front of King Tang, and King Tang will be angry and will definitely behead him for public display, then a few of our old things, we will have a lot of peace of mind!"

Taiqing Daode Tianzun is also Taishang Laojun, he held a yin and yang fan in one hand, stroked his white beard in the other, and said with a smile: "The people who can talk about Heaven and the Seven Realms so nonsense, there is only this Liu Xunhuan, he really dares to say it!"

Lingbao Tianzun forced his face and said, "Then the problem is, what should I do now?"

"What else can I do?" Taishang Laojun shook his head helplessly, and said: "I originally wanted to tell the Jade Emperor that there was a loophole in this system and needed to be closed and rebuilt immediately, but I didn't expect him to be happy staring at the live broadcast, and he didn't even have the patience to listen to what I said!

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Hey, over the years, we have been too accustomed to this mother and son! If it weren't for the sake of maintaining peace in the Heavenly Court and not wanting to go to war, how could the two of them still be able to dominate these three domains and seven realms?"

"Yes!" Lingbao Tianzun sighed and said: "Over the years, the Buddha Realm has faintly shown signs of overpowering the two worlds of immortals, if they are really brought down and the Heavenly Court is re-elected, it is difficult to say whether the Taoist faction can overwhelm the Buddhist faction!"

"Besides, although this Jade Emperor is a child's play, but this Queen Mother of the West, in fact, is still capable and responsible, it is this Heavenly Court who is in charge of the Three Domains and the Seven Realms is really a real power faction, although he usually disdains to take care of some small things, but once he is in charge, it must be a shock. ”

Taishang Laojun echoed: "I think back then, Sun Monkey made a big fuss in the sky, and he let him make trouble casually before, and the queen mother didn't let a fart." ”

"Later, Sun Monkey boldly covered the sky and destroyed the Queen Mother's most important Pan Tao Club, which made the Queen Mother angry, not only with the help of Rulai's hand, the monkey was repaired, but also punished him to be Tang Seng as an apprentice, in fact, it is to do some bodyguards, lead horses, and ask for food, in terms of treatment, it is better for him to be a Bi Ma Wen!"

Thinking of these years, Western Buddhism has occupied more and more positions in the heavenly court, especially when Sun Wukong made trouble in the heavenly palace, the queen mother and the Jade Emperor asked the Buddha to come to the rescue, and they were asked for a lot of benefits, so that Taoism and Buddhism in this heavenly court, the strength is actually equal.

Yuan Shi Tianzun said a little angrily: "Hmph, last time it was me and Lingbao Tianzun who were in retreat, otherwise, with our Sanqing joint action, how could we not be able to suppress that splashing monkey?"

"We are also for the peace of the Heavenly Court and the peace of the Seven Realms, so we forbear and fully support the Jade Emperor's mother and son to continue to be in power, otherwise it would have caused a war of immortals and Buddhas!"