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In the early morning, there was a drizzle in the sky, and the monkeys of the whole mountain gathered on the seashore, as if waiting for something.

"The melons and fruits that worship the king in the cave are gone again!

Among the group of monkeys, a yellow horse monkey turned over and scolded angrily.

"Six-eared tricked my little monkey to dig out the eggs, and the bird pecked his head, but he took the eggs and ran away......"

"Six ears throw honeycombs at my house!"

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"Six ears... Six-eared peek at me taking a shower!"

When the group of monkeys were complaining in turn, a black-haired mare monkey with five big and three thick suddenly roared, and the group of monkeys was shocked, and the birds were silent in an instant.

"Flowers, when is it, why don't you tell me?"

The big yellow horse monkey said urgently.

"I ...... I...... What does it have to do with you, Liu'er can't stay on the mountain anyway, he has to go!"

The black-haired mare monkey said indignantly.

"Yes, we have to go ......"

"Drive him away......"

The monkeys were furious and chaotic with each other.

"No! Liu'er is my child, and I won't let him go there!"

A female monkey covered in leaves and with a slightly bulging belly shook her head and said loudly with tears in her eyes.

"Six ears can't climb trees, that's why they take offerings...... Do any of you dare to say that you have never touched the king's offerings?"

"I'm pregnant with Xiao Jiu, I don't want to eat, and I only went to find the eggs in the six ears, if you want to complain, blame me!"

"I let you go to the honeycomb that Liuer threw at your house, but I don't know, there are still bees in it that haven't been driven out......"

"And the little flowers...... Don't worry, I'll ......persuade you when the six ears are older."

The female monkey had tears in her eyes, but her voice was firm.

When the group of monkeys saw this, they were shocked, as if they were ashamed, they couldn't speak, and they had no choice but to look at the center of the group of monkeys, a white-eyed old monkey with a dove staff.

"Ahem! Six-eared Eminem, can you think clearly, wait another month, the ninth child in your belly will be born, do you want him to be the same as the old seven, follow the sixth ear, in the mountains, eat and be lazy, cause trouble, and make the whole Huaguo Mountain restless?"

"Old Uncle Zu, it's not that Liu'er doesn't work, he just can't climb trees......"

The mother monkey brushed aside the group of monkeys around her, stalked her neck, and retorted.

"It's just, a monkey, can't climb trees, can't turn heels, can only have a slippery mouth, teach bad little monkeys, is he still a monkey?"

The old monkey's white eyebrows trembled, as if he was extremely angry, but his words slowly softened.

"Six ears are here!"

The mother monkey wanted to say something, but was interrupted in horror by the edge of the group of monkeys, the big horse monkey.

"Before the king left, he handed over the tribe to me, and I will be responsible for each monkey, and send six ears out to find the king, and then talk about it......"

The old monkey sighed and commanded, and the group of monkeys suddenly mourned.

The mother monkey was overjoyed, and waved towards a gray monkey who came out of the woods.

"Liu'er, why did you come, don't you always want to see the immortal master? The immortal master's ship is almost here......"

This monkey is five feet high, gray-brown, emaciated, slightly protruding, high eyebrow bones, deep eye sockets, and a pair of yellow pupils full of aura, but the most special thing is his ears, under the two flesh-red ears, there are six ear piercings!

"What does it smell like?"

The long-eyebrow old monkey's nose twitched a few times, and his heart sank a little, as if something bad had happened.

"Why... Huh, old Baimei, why do you have two heads? Do you still have three heads and six arms......? Teach me ......"

Liu'er staggered, drunk and hazy, and when he came to the group of monkeys, he was grabbed by the yellow horse monkey in front of the black-haired horse monkey and helped into his arms.

"You...... You, damn six ears, I've been brewing wine for two hundred years...... Two hundred years......! Go! I must go, if anyone keeps him today, he will be against me!"

The white-eyed old eyes were cloudy, and the dove staff was slammed into the sand by him, and he gritted his teeth as he spoke.

The group of monkeys suddenly looked at each other, and no monkey dared to speak again, only the female monkey was left, her body trembled, and the tears in her eyes flowed down.

On the horizon, facing the rising sun, a six-masted ship is getting bigger and bigger.

"Whew, what a demon, eat my grandson!"

The six ears in the arms of the big horse monkey jumped suddenly, and in the embarrassed gaze of the monkeys, he waved his leaf skirt and roared towards the sea, snorting a yellow column of water......

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Endless sea.

A six-masted ship is riding the wind and waves, heading straight for Nanbu Island.

Large ship stern, on deck.

A gray-brown monkey with a rough red jade pendant around his neck and a rag in his hand was wiping the deck.

"I'm a shipwiper, and I have a strong ability to wipe ships! I'm going to wipe this broken ship, it's really beautiful......

Twisting its red buttocks, the monkey ran back and forth on the boat with its jade pendant dangling back and forth.

Bah!

Suddenly, a spitting sound came from behind the monkey, causing the monkey, who was wiping the deck in joy, to stagnate and slowly turn around.

A burly man with a height of eight feet, short shirts and shorts, knotted muscles, a horizontal face, a hideous face, and a pair of triangular eyes full of light.

"Six ears, uncle, I'm here again!"

The big man walked on the freshly wiped deck of the six ears, leaving dirty footprints one after another, making a thumping sound, shaking the entire deck.

The yellow light flashed in the monkey's eyes, and he slowly stood up, looking at the big man who was getting closer and closer, on the emaciated monkey's face, the yellow hair stood upright, the fangs were bared, and the waist was slowly arched, and the hideous color was revealed.

Syllable!

The monkey slammed the rag in his hand to the ground, pointed at the thick phlegm that the big man had just spit out, and said in a deep voice.

"Wipe it clean for me!"

"Huh!"

Seeing this, the burly man grinned with a big mouth, smiled disdainfully, and did not speak, but his steps quickened, and his fingers and neck sounded with a crumbling sound.

"Wipe clean?"

"Okay, let the uncle clean it for you!"

The big man descended the mountain like a fierce tiger, and instantly pounced on Liuer's side......

Picked up the rag......

Plop down on your knees......

Wipe the deck......

Six-eared "......"

......

A moment later.

"Yes, it is worthy of practicing the immortal method, and the wipe is cleaner than me!"

The monkey squatted on the big man's shoulder, looked at the spotless deck, and praised it vigorously.

"Haha, what kind of immortal method, it's just a minor repair of the Qi Condensation Realm that has been staggering for thirty years, don't talk about this, the deck has already wiped it for you, you can say "Journey to the West", right?"

The big man sat on the deck, his face trembling, very excited.

"Uh, go on, where was the last time?"

Liu'er's face froze, and he was interrupted again, but in the Condensation Realm, sure enough, in this world, there are really immortal cultivators, how to say, the monkey king that Lao Baimei asked him to find is likely to be Sun Monkey......

it!

Liuer wanted to scold his mother, he was originally an extreme sports enthusiast born under the red flag, and was invited by people in the circle to participate in a wingsuit flight in the Alps.

Who would have thought that there was a problem with the wingsuit, and when he woke up again, he turned into a monkey.

Or a monkey in Huaguo Mountain, with six ear holes.

Oh my God, isn't this destined to be killed by the monkey's head with a stick?

Liu'er remembered that in the first few days he came here, he couldn't pee, because he had always had the illusion that the gods and Buddhas were staring at him.

It wasn't until later, when I couldn't hold it back anymore and my true nature was exposed, that I scolded.

"Isn't it just a dead bird!"

After that, he became a six-eared, a deformed monkey with six pierced ears, but he was useless, and he had better hearing than the white-browed old monkey.

As a monkey who can't climb trees, can't turn heels, can't catch lice, and causes trouble everywhere, the entire Huaguo Mountain, except for Eminem, is annoying to his monkeys.

"Speaking of the real and false Monkey King, the two monkeys went to the western sky, please come to identify them!"

Dahan remembers it very well.

Liu'er plucked out his ears one by one and said, "Oh! Then go on, Rulai asked Guanyin Bodhisattva in front of the two monkeys:"

"Venerable Guanyin, look at those two monkeys, which one is more handsome?"

The Bodhisattva smiled: "They are not as handsome as the Buddha!"

Rulai smiled: "Well! not bad......"

The Bodhisattva said, "But in addition to the Buddha, the six ears are also quite handsome......"

Rulai nodded and smiled: "There are five immortals in Zhou Tian, heaven and earth, gods, men and ghosts. There are five insects, scales and feathers. This handsome monkey is not six ways and five constants, and there are ten categories of Zhou Tian. They are the four monkeys of the mixed world. ”

The Bodhisattva just rightly continued: "Dare to ask if it is the four monkeys?"

Rulai glanced at the Bodhisattva appreciatively and said, "The first is the Lingming Stone Monkey, oh, it's that Lei Gongzui...... The second is the Akajiri horse monkey, knowing the yin and yang, knowing the personnel, being good at entering and exiting, avoiding death and prolonging life; the third is the gibbon monkey, taking the sun and the moon, shrinking a thousand mountains, distinguishing the blame, and the Qiankun Molang; the fourth, the six-eared handsome monkey ......"

Liu'er said listlessly, Dahan listened to it with relish, when he heard this paragraph, Dahan suddenly slapped the deck and said, "This, I know!"

"It's a six-eared macaque, good at listening to sounds, able to perceive, know before and after, everything is clear!"

Looking at the dancing man, Liu'er was shocked.

"How do you know?"

The big man said triumphantly, "The old monkey who sent you to the boat said, just this passage, deceived the head of the boat with three primary-level spirit crystals, you know, like you, a demon without a spirit can generally be bought with a first-level spirit crystal!"

"Uh? Go on......"

The corners of Liu'er's mouth twitched, as if he had solved a big case.

"Later, I found out that your six ears are useless, and you are still a dead vein, and you can't even become a first-order spirit beast, so I got angry and asked you to come here to wipe the floor......"

Dahan said, handing Liu'er a look of self-begging.

"Grass!"

One word represents the mood of the six ears at the moment.

The case was finally solved, and the old white eyebrows sold it, but he still remembered the task of finding Sun Monkey.

"Okay, you go ahead and wipe the boat, I'm going to go first......"

The big man said that he wanted to leave.

"Don't, tell me about that death vein, we really can't cultivate immortals?"

Dahan Road "can't ......"

Then, the big man left without looking back, looking at the tragic appearance, Liu'er understood that eighty percent of this goods came out of the shift......

"How can you cultivate immortals? Take a trip to the west, you won't go to heaven, you won't enter the underworld, you won't see Sister Chang'e, and you won't be blind to death!"

Six ears pillowed his furry arms, looking at the blue sky, in the wheel-sized sun, there seemed to be a firebird flying.

"Hmm, it's worthy of the world of immortals and demons, there are meteors in broad daylight......"

Six ears looked at the sky, and next to the sun, a firelight streaked by.

"There are immortals in this world, should we make a wish?"

Thinking about it, Liuer sat up and folded his hands.

"Oh my God, let us cultivate immortals!"

"Oh my God! Meteorites from the sky! Run!"

When Liu'er was meditating for the ninth time, he suddenly heard a wailing sound, and he listened to the voice, like the big man.

Liu'er opened his eyes, and in the sky, a golden fireball with a diameter of dozens of zhang became bigger and bigger, and smashed straight towards the big ship, and Liu'er was stunned and his mouth was dry with fright.

"I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm really going to this time......"